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Utica area massage
Looking for a full service massage provider / spa in the Utica or surrounding area. Looking for cute younger to middle age gals. BBBJ and covered FS preferably. I'm new to the spa scene but providers in general are lacking in the area. I'd appreciate the feedback.
Thanks guys, stay safe!
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Tijuana = Shit list
[QUOTE=Marvel1;3308944]First time this has happened, left the east side in search of TOFTT:
1. First try was Motor City Massages in Southfield, I figured for a $39 Groupon and a couple of OK reviews it would be worth it. Called the number listed which is a cell phone and both people "called off" b / c of the weather? Get.
2. OK, after some searching decided to try Bella Touch since they are "under new management and it is their grand opening". Right. Show up, mid to late 40'ish Asian lady answers the door and wants me to wait 15 minutes in another room and then says she will take me to my room. I ask who is working, she says she is "that OK". Sure, but while I am waiting I get the "this ain't happening vibe" and bolt. I have tried this place previously and was not excited or relaxed when I left.
3. Back to searching, find Kozy Nails and Spa advertising just arrived. I drive out to Vandyke, survey the area for a minute then go in. There is a white guy in the chair getting a manicure by an Asian guy, three Asian ladies at nail stations? I ask for a massage, kind of get a puzzled look for a minute from the one lady, then I hear from one of the two guys she is busy with a client, probably about 15 minutes until she is free. I thought it was the Asian guy but it turns out it was the white guy? They ask me if I want to wait, I decline and say I'll be back in a bit.
I should have stuck with 3 strikes and your out. But no, I had to try one more place since now that is all I can think about. So I swing into Tijuana Spa. Older white guy behind the counter we talk about the f*ing horrible weather for a minute then he gives me the menu and this is where I should have walked away. $75 an HR w / shower, should have been the end of my conversation with him. I decide what the heck, with some mixed reviews maybe I will get lucky. There are signs on the wall about asking for illegal stuff. Yet I still stay. In comes my AMP, kind of pear shaped body, but yet semi-attractive. Massage starts covered with a towel, firm. After about 15 minutes the towel comes off and goes to lotion / oil semi-hard. I then remember I wanted a shower, I ask and she either pretends not to understand of she really doesn't. I get across I wanted a shower and she says at the end? Whatever at least I'll get all the oil / lotion off. Some back walking, which I have never been a big fan of, especially when the AMP has rough feet. I try all the tricks, touching / rubbing her, she asks if I have been here before, yep about a month ago etc. ZERO teasing and not anything I would even describe as a close brush. Then it happens the accidental brush of her tits on my head and back, I moan a little to let her know it is ok. That was the last of that. On the flip she rubs the front of my legs, towel covering my junk. The in happens again, she rubs the boys and I'm ready to go. She sees this and says about 5 min left. What? I motion to Jr. And she shakes her head no and points to the sign then does the DIY sign language. I say no, in the shower, hoping she will change her mind. We head to the shower table, it is a fiberglass shower table with jet like things, not a fan. She gives me a half ass table shower, the does the whole DIY sign language, I ask again, she points to the sign and offers me some soap. I figure, maybe once I start she will join in, she continues to provide me soap and I continue to ask her to take over, she declines but then suddenly reaches in and massages the boys. That is the first time I have ever DIY and with the added "help" from her it was actually OK, just barely OK.
I tipped $20 as the massage was decent and she did assist at the end. Hind sight is always 20/20, for some patience and $20 more I was well within reach of something better up the road or the next day during my travels. Oh well, sometimes the anticipation of not knowing is worth it. All in all I won't repeat now that I know the story.
Monger on.[/QUOTE]I inquired about Tijuana a few months ago and quickly learned it is not a place one can leave happy. Even their BP ads are horrible. Thanks for the reviews, useful info saved me some hassle. Kozi Nails was on my radar. Not anymore.
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Monroe St. In Dearborn
[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/313-427-8547n-e-w-professional-staff-and-deep-tissue-313-427-8547-2012-monroe-st-dearborn/27254541[/URL]
This one is close to work but in a complex with pharmacies and doctor's offices so I was always a little nervous about that. I had scoped out the place a while ago but the suite it shares with several other offices was a bit too high traffic for my tastes so I begged off. Well, this morning the stars aligned and I ended up visiting. Not sure if this is the usual thing for 10 am but all the other offices in the suite had their outer doors closed (before when I checked it out the one straight down the hall was open and had patients coming in / out) so I decided to go for it. Walked in and was immediately led to a massage room by somebody who was NOT mamasan. Much too young and cute. Nice little setup. Table, chair, sink and lotion area. The table had clean papers or whatever you call them. Not sure if I was first customer of the day (they open at 9) but it was almost eerily quiet. Paid 60 for the hour and got naked. Girl came in, about 30 (hard to tell though) with a tight t-shirt and little short white cut-offs on. Smooth, smooth legs and, I would say, C-cups. Asked for the medium massage and off she went. One problem, my hands were SO COLD that when I brushed her legs she jumped back. I tried to wait until I get definitely touch her ass over her shorts so I wouldn't freak her out with my hands. Massage was decent to good. She was driving me crazy when she was straddling my head and rubbing down my back and thighs. I would turn my head to the side and kiss / lick her thighs. After about 30 minutes she went out for "hoe toll". I thought she was telling me to turn but she meant "hot towel". Rubbed me down and had me flip. Did a brief face massage and move down to the boys. She was getting close and kept asking me if it was okay. Natch! She started rubbing my balls. "Is okay?" Yes Please! Started with a h / j "Is okay?" Definitely! I never last very long so popped quickly. I never got a look at her titties. I was expecting some sort of negotiation but she just went ahead with the h / e. After cleaning me up she did a bit more of a massage. Upper arms, thighs, ankles, she punched on my legs a bit and finished with a head massage. She came back in with a bottle of water and when I pointed at the $40 on the bed she seemed really pleased. Not sure if I could have gotten away with paying a bit less but I will definitely try next time. A hug from her and mamasan on the way out with cries of "see you nex time".
I will definitely repeat.
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Massage in troy
[QUOTE=ThatGuy6800;3305080]Here's the thing that you guys in this forum should realize. If this guy is speaking against a place it probably in turn means that it's very good. I've been here a number of times. It's by far the best looking women and solid service with good massages. You won't get FS and it is pricey, but if you don't mind paying a bit more, the providers here will get nude and most of them are very very good looking.[/QUOTE]Try this one out 2 days ago. Met with a early 30 petite Chinese girl. Agreed with the other review. She look a lot better than girls in other place. (saw only one. All other girls in room with customer. So not guaranty all of them are good looking). Asking for one hour. But she told me they are busy at the time. Then go for 45 minutes. But turn out I got only 35 minutes. Argue with a little tip. She remove her bottom and let me play with it. The massage is above average.
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Sexy spa waterford
Been thinking about a visit any intel on this place? I.
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Ciara
Saw Ciara a while back at her place on W. Chicago east of Telegraph. Similar experience to past reviews. Larger AA lady with basement setup. Pillow without pillow case on the massage table seemed a little dirty. Decent amateur massage. Spends a lot of time on the legs and ass. Nice lady, easy to talk to. Good conversation without too much talking. Decent release on the flip. Overall an average time and won't repeat. I think damage was 70. Forget exact amount.
[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ciaras-mind-blowing-body-touch/14142423[/URL]
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Visited Yellow today walk in and get patted down by mama she say Been here before I say yes I'm lying just flew in but been doing my homework the past 2 weeks get in room she say Benji for everything all other reports are spot on you get full hour as many pops as you can get I was able to muster up 2 since I don't live here I give 2 shits about to the long walk to the door PM for more details.
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M59 and Teiegraph
Stay away. Awful.
I had been there before and had a solid dream of really good service.
This time I was short on time so 60 1/2 hr fee paid then made to wait for sane lady that was skinny but late 50's while I heard another person receiving great service my old not so attractive came in and said 60 more for a handshake I said no way that should get me use of some oral skills she said no 120 I held firm she continued refusal said why am I so mean I said I don't need your crap and that I was walking out and posting the review she laughed. Well I keep my word. Keep your word gents keep prices down and walk don't overpay for garbage. Stay away!
Peace and good hunting.
Bingemadman.
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[QUOTE=DanSul71;3310963]Been thinking about a visit any intel on this place? I.[/QUOTE]In Waterford there is Sun and Brownstone. Where is this "sexy" spa?
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On-Asian parlor
Visitor from Lansing, anyone aware of any non-Asian massage parlors? Maybe a parlor with ebony providers or something? Looking for something a little different.
Thanks!
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Sexy Waterford?
[QUOTE=IMonger2;3312318]In Waterford there is Sun and Brownstone. Where is this "sexy" spa?[/QUOTE]Back page ad [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-sexy-spa/28177617[/URL] , looks TGTBT but weird'are things have happened. If anyone has any intel?
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Just read
[QUOTE=Marvel1;3312740]Back page ad [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-sexy-spa/28177617[/URL] , looks TGTBT but weird'are things have happened. If anyone has any intel?[/QUOTE]There are many reviews of this place if you care to look. This is a tease shack nothing more. They have the best ads and they keep suckering in new people.
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Keego
Goes anyone have contact info for the girl that was doing massage in Keego Harbor? I never stored her number and now with BP down, can't find it anymore. Thanks In advance!
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Anyone have any Information or a story to tell?
[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-body-work/28511534[/URL]
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[QUOTE=Marvel1;3312740]Back page ad [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-sexy-spa/28177617[/URL] , looks TGTBT but weird'are things have happened. If anyone has any intel?[/QUOTE]You do realize the pictures are fake? That should be your first hint.