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[QUOTE=GreatPretender;3271478]Do you have a name or location for this place? Looking for some some new providers.[/QUOTE]The first was oasis, the second is britany, I've researched more and Brit has been reviewed quite a bit. Oasis not reviewed much but if your looking for a cutie giving a half hearted massage oasis will be good for you.
Made my way for the first time to the Muffler shop on Tuesday, actually the first time in years I stayed local, got all I was looking for. Decent massage, could have been better but I did not provide any directions, plenty of small touches along the way to know I would get my muffler chromed at the end. Sunny was my mechanic, nice enough I would say 7/10 on my scale. Left happy, . 6 and dropped. 4 on the table. Very please. They do use a lot of oil.
[QUOTE=AJBall;3273641]The first was oasis, the second is britany, I've researched more and Brit has been reviewed quite a bit. Oasis not reviewed much but if your looking for a cutie giving a half hearted massage oasis will be good for you.[/QUOTE]Was planning on checking out both soon, thank you.
[QUOTE=GeezerGlide;3273551]A2.
I understand that the "hunt" is half the fun. I am a lazy old monger who just likes to hit the spots with the most "bang" for the buck.
OK, enough of the noise. Back to the reviews. And thanks for the feedback.
Geezer.[/QUOTE]The nicknames are an indirect hindrance to Uncle LEO. Here's how that works:
Monger A stops by an AMP. At this mythical AMP is a smoking hot 10,20 years old, who not only gives an incredible massage, but full on GFE / PSE FS, MSOG, BBBJCIMWS and everything else you can think of. Monger A posts the name and address and soon the parking lot is full of mongers waiting their turn.
Next, the neighbors get annoyed and suspicious, so they watch and listen. Before long they see and hear enough to make a phone call. After a few days observation, the blue man group moves in, finds $20 k, catches the dangerous criminals and holds a news conference.
For every one of us who posts here, there are a dozen more just looking for the pot of gold. Worse, many of them are also on the full commercial AMP forums, copying reviews to get free time on the sites. They don't visit AMPs, they read about people visiting AMPs, then share the reviews with the clueless masses.
Most of the codenames are easy to figure out, [B]after[/B] you visit the AMP. Many wannabe mongers will only go for a sure thing. If they are spending money, they want a guaranteed ending before they pull in the parking lot. As soon as they think they have a guarantee, they swarm, to get it while it's hot. The swarm brings uncle, because nobody wants to bust an AMP that doesn't have any money.
So we keep the swarm guessing. Is that the muffler shop? How do I find Phoenix? H? SoHo? It slows them down enough to keep the alert level low. There will still be AMP busts. It's an easy score, no risk of violence, no risk of catching some VIP or their relatives, and plenty of cash to confiscate. This way the busts are more random, rather than directed.
Well I thought I would try the muffler shop again. Walked in and Mei answered. Immediately asked for someone else since last time with her was boring. Got Rebecca who I have heard good things about. Went for 30. Massage was decent but only lasted about 8 minutes before flip. She started rubbing chest and just playing around, pulled pants down a little and asked if I want to keep hands warm, well yes I do. Girls up top came out and finish was good. Will not repeated though. Was turned off by numerous timings. PM me if you want details.
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3273997]The nicknames are an indirect hindrance to Uncle LEO. Here's how that works:
Monger A stops by an AMP. At this mythical AMP is a smoking hot 10,20 years old, who not only gives an incredible massage, but full on GFE / PSE FS, MSOG, BBBJCIMWS and everything else you can think of. Monger A posts the name and address and soon the parking lot is full of mongers waiting their turn.
Next, the neighbors get annoyed and suspicious, so they watch and listen. Before long they see and hear enough to make a phone call. After a few days observation, the blue man group moves in, finds $20 k, catches the dangerous criminals and holds a news conference.
For every one of us who posts here, there are a dozen more just looking for the pot of gold. Worse, many of them are also on the full commercial AMP forums, copying reviews to get free time on the sites. They don't visit AMPs, they read about people visiting AMPs, then share the reviews with the clueless masses.
Most of the codenames are easy to figure out, [B]after[/B] you visit the AMP. Many wannabe mongers will only go for a sure thing. If they are spending money, they want a guaranteed ending before they pull in the parking lot. As soon as they think they have a guarantee, they swarm, to get it while it's hot. The swarm brings uncle, because nobody wants to bust an AMP that doesn't have any money.
So we keep the swarm guessing. Is that the muffler shop? How do I find Phoenix? H? SoHo? It slows them down enough to keep the alert level low. There will still be AMP busts. It's an easy score, no risk of violence, no risk of catching some VIP or their relatives, and plenty of cash to confiscate. This way the busts are more random, rather than directed.[/QUOTE]I agree with you but also they read this forum and then spend our tax dollars enjoying themselves at these AMPs trying to entrap the girls. And seize the money.
[QUOTE]Have been casually tossing the complimentary water bottles in my car, and I1 forgot so the wifey finds several water bottles in the car of differnt brands and asks where I got them. Gym I says, casually note to self. No thankee on the water from now on.[/QUOTE]Home Depot and Lowes hand out free bottled water.
So I went south again to hit the flower shop this AM even though nothing happened last week. I actually really enjoyed the massage last week for the price so I was ok today if nothing happened. But they were too busy and I didn't have time to wait.
When I left I drove around looking for something to eat and I just happened to see a similar place not far away. Could this be the muffler shop? Anyways I went in and there was no wait. The gal who greeted me wasn't my type. Another one came in to do the massage but she's was pretty rough too. The massage wasn't bad. She body rubbed against me a lot so I'm sure there was more on the table but I didn't want anything from her, like I said, not my type. I had to do HH because I was short on time. The last five minutes she kept asking if I was done. I told her I was good two or three times. I think she was confused at my lack of interest. Anyways when I was getting ready to go I couldn't find my damn socks. After a couple minutes of looking I found them under the table just before I was going to call them out on the thievery of my precious socks.
[QUOTE=StanRogerSmith;3275452]So I went south again to hit the flower shop this AM even though nothing happened last week. I actually really enjoyed the massage last week for the price so I was ok today if nothing happened. But they were too busy and I didn't have time to wait.
When I left I drove around looking for something to eat and I just happened to see a similar place not far away. Could this be the muffler shop? Anyways I went in and there was no wait. The gal who greeted me wasn't my type. Another one came in to do the massage but she's was pretty rough too. The massage wasn't bad. She body rubbed against me a lot so I'm sure there was more on the table but I didn't want anything from her, like I said, not my type. I had to do HH because I was short on time. The last five minutes she kept asking if I was done. I told her I was good two or three times. I think she was confused at my lack of interest. Anyways when I was getting ready to go I couldn't find my damn socks. After a couple minutes of looking I found them under the table just before I was going to call them out on the thievery of my precious socks.[/QUOTE]That's pretty funny. These places are kind of dark, so I don't blame you for losing your socks.
Hey all. Long time lurker, first time poster. Wanted to share my experiences the last couple months.
First ever monger run came at H back on Christmas Eve. Was greeted by the girl with the stomach tattoo (for you seniors) and opted for an HH. The massage was average yet relaxing with some teasing here and there. On the flip, the negotiations started. Menu was wide open, but opted for the throat exam. The girls came out and they tasted great. $. 2 was the damage.
A few weeks later, I was out and about and decided to head back to H. Another girl greeted me. I think I've seen other reviews that match her profile. Starts with leggings, then ends up in a khaki mini skirt. Again I chose the HH option. She had asked if I had been there before to which I replied "yes. " Big mistake. She figured I was there for only the flip so the "massage" was 5 minutes of her running her finger tips across my back. 0/10. On flip, again, menu was wide open. This time opted for FS. I regret it. To begin, she couldn't apply the glove correctly. Think about trying to stretch plastic wrap over some leftover food before putting in the fridge. This meant I had to keep pulling on it the whole time. Then, the roast beef curtains were long and thin. On all fours, they just swayed in the wind. Huge kill joy. Finally managed to finish, but was more relieved than happy. Total damage was $. 6, and sadly, I haven't been back there since.
However, two weeks ago, I thought it was a good time to finally get my muffler looked at. Been meaning to get it taken care of, but never had the opportunity. Was a good choice. Greeted by Mei. A little skinnier than I'm used to, but not bad at all. Opted for the FH. Asked for a TS and was happily serviced. Perfect water temp, wonderful smelling suds, and the teasing started immediately. After, we went back into the room and the massage began. I found it to be very good. Probably 7-8/10. Not too much oil / lotion, just enough pressure. The teasing was incredible, though. OTC roaming was not only allowed but encouraged. My hand was placed by her. On the flip, Lt. Dan was solid, but no glove, so opted for the throat exam. Sadly, she still got some plastic wrap, but it didn't affect it much. UTC roaming and FIV was had during exam. $. 6 was the total damage. Was told next time not to forget the glove.
So a few days later, I got me some nice, clean gloves and headed back on over to get the muffler re-examined. Thankfully, Mei was once again my girl. Same story as last time, but better. Opted for FH with TS. The teasing intensified during the TS compared to last time with Dan and the boys getting a lot of sudsy attention. Massage was even better this go with even more toe-curling teasing and the same encouraged OTC roaming. On the flip, FS was on. The only sad part was she was a dead fish. Wanted to lay the whole time. Had her ride the bull once, but it didn't last as long as it took for me to convince her. Kitty was tight, but the Bush was thick so not my style. $$ was the damage this day. Outside of the disappointing end, the overall visit was worth. I won't be opting for FS for a while, though, given both of them so far have been pretty rough. Not sure if I'll get my muffler checked anytime soon.
Still searching for the AZ places, but when / if I find and visit, I'll be back here to post for why'all!
I haven't been to either in awhile, would you guys recommend seeing an angel or getting my muffler fixed? Just for standard he and decent massage
Never been to soho, but don't have $$ for an he!
[QUOTE=SinChobe;3277575]I haven't been to either in awhile, would you guys recommend seeing an angel or getting my muffler fixed? Just for standard he and decent massage
Never been to soho, but don't have $$ for an he![/QUOTE]The Tonight Show has better ratings than either of these two shows.
I wanted a really good massage this morning before walking 9 holes. So ended up at muffler shop around 10:30 and no cars in the lot. I got Lucy and loved her curly hair. I took the HH and laid down with my face down and she came in ask medium or hard and I asked for the Medium. She gave a great massage on the back leaving nothing untouched but willy. On the flip she gave me a great massage all over but willy. But then she stopped and asked if I was married and I said yes and she lifted her blouse and asked you play with and motioned hands up and down and I said yes. She walked over and got a little lotion and came back and gave me access to her nice size b to suck on while she gave willy a nice work over. She cleaned him up with a hot towel. She told me to lay still she wanted to finish massage and she worked wonders on my neck. She gave me a nice 45 minute massage. I left her an extra. 20 on top of the standard. 40 for he for a total of $. Will ask for Lucy on next visit as was best over all combination of massage and he at same time.
[QUOTE=ManWithPants;3275734]That's pretty funny. These places are kind of dark, so I don't blame you for losing your socks.[/QUOTE]Helluva lot better than misplacing your phone. Phone comes in handy for translating transactions but keep it close to the vest. Found out the hard way.
[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;3277642]The Tonight Show has better ratings than either of these two shows.[/QUOTE]Never been, will have to research the location of that one, thanks!