Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=SantaClause;2490902]So I'm in my sleigh on The Trail and I stop at the WaWa, you know the first one north of Landstreet, for milk and cookies. As I'm driving I see one of Santa's best helpers walking. The Saint. She waves Hi Santa and I wave and let out a Ho Ho Ho. Now I didn't give her a sleigh ride because I wanted a new helper and Santa found one. She was standing by Best Buy so I pull into the parking lot and motion for her to get in my sleigh. She points to herself and whispers me Santa? And I nod yeah you! Now get in the fucking sleigh. She gets in and says you see that guy in the Cadillac he thinks I'm The Law because I'm too pretty to be a walker. I let out a Ho Ho Ho and tell her sweetheart Santa knows you're naughty and nice and not The Law. She was mid 20's dark brown hair with dark red highlights hazel green eyes make-up clean and good smelling blue jeans black top. Italian and German nice titties bubble ass about 5'5 130 lbs. The Cadillac guy said she was pretty. Santa says she's fuckin hot smokin. Anyway we agree to BB flute playing and as she's suckin she's jinglin my bells and I'm rubbing that bubble azz. She made Santa shoot a huge load in her mouth that caused her to choke and cough up cum down her chin. Sorry but she wants to remain UTR. When I dropped her off at the 7-11 at Landstreet she said Santa will I see you again? And I said maybe baby maybe. She's a Top 5 contender Ho Ho Ho.

Jolly Ole St. Nick.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Santa scored another nice one. How did I miss her LOL. I actually saw a total of probably 6 or 7 new, or new to me this weekend. I guess they heard of our inventory shortage and decided to come help us out. Thank you girls, keep them coming LOL. Take care Brothers and be safe this week, lots of unwanted attention and forced vacations lately. Until this weekend, SJ is out.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2489769]I have experienced her before and was very good, just not Top 5. I was bullshitting with her then she says I got to make a run, be right back. Then as if magic, the Sultry Kevon appeared at my door. Guess what happens next?[/QUOTE]BTW I had a couple of PM's requesting pics (again) of Kevon. These ARE pics of Kevon LOL. SJ.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2491298]Sounds like Santa scored another nice one. How did I miss her LOL. I actually saw a total of probably 6 or 7 new, or new to me this weekend. I guess they heard of our inventory shortage and decided to come help us out. Thank you girls, keep them coming LOL. Take care Brothers and be safe this week, lots of unwanted attention and forced vacations lately. Until this weekend, SJ is out.[/QUOTE]Hey Stroker,

Yeah SJ she's smokin and looks TGTBT. And she has a sort of bitchy look like you better not fuck with me. But she's very cool and down to earth. She told me she purposely dresses conservative no high heels no ass hangin out LOL. Said she's only doing " this " 2 months with a few select clientele. I believe her no signs of wear and tear and very together. During our negotiations I asked about a fuck and she said I don't have sex with every Tom, DICK, and Harry I'm not that kind of girl LOL. She added but if you make me a regular we'll talk about it. If I see her again I'll probably pick her up ask for her numbers and try to get in that pussy.

Yeah the parade of busts for trespassing at Needle Park continues. Oh BTW SJ those last photos of the " bottomless throat " were great she's fuckin hot.

Be safe everyone.

SC.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2490134]Man here's a sight. Enough said. Hey Captain Fuckin Obvious, I'm over here! Sheesh, SJ.[/QUOTE]I told you guy's to get on board. Inside there is a king bed and hot tub. Entry fee is 20 + hoblo per hour. Your choice. It under cut's the slippery8 by 80 banana's.

[QUOTE=SantaClause;2491446]Hey Stroker,

Yeah SJ she's smokin and looks TGTBT. And she has a sort of bitchy look like you better not fuck with me. But she's very cool and down to earth. She told me she purposely dresses conservative no high heels no ass hangin out LOL. Said she's only doing " this " 2 months with a few select clientele. I believe her no signs of wear and tear and very together. During our negotiations I asked about a fuck and she said I don't have sex with every Tom, DICK, and Harry I'm not that kind of girl LOL. She added but if you make me a regular we'll talk about it. If I see her again I'll probably pick her up ask for her numbers and try to get in that pussy.

Yeah the parade of busts for trespassing at Needle Park continues. Oh BTW SJ those last photos of the " bottomless throat " were great she's fuckin hot.

Be safe everyone.

SC.[/QUOTE]Thanks Santa. Make sure she know that StrokinJoe is not just any ordinary Tom, Dick or Harry too. And also in the mugshots I saw a few more that I didn't recognize from Saturday night so be really, really safe. SJ.

[QUOTE=Jonah1;2491458]I told you guy's to get on board. Inside there is a king bed and hot tub. Entry fee is 20 + hoblo per hour. Your choice. It under cut's the slippery8 by 80 banana's.[/QUOTE]You did it! Kudos. I didn't know that was you. You pulled that one off fast. I was even thinkin' last night I could've made a small fortune with that limo haha. The Slippery8 dropped back down to 60 bananas Saturday night. I guess after having 7 or 8 cars in the parking lot Friday night they did some rethinking. Take care Brother. SJ.

I think that big ass white limo was bringing those $100+ a date [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] to work! Nothing but the best for our girls!!

[QUOTE=Elusivepirate;2490763]I'm from Tampa where recently it's been slim pickings. With that being said, my ride up OBT was like I died and went to Ho-heaven. Today, at about 1030 AM, if you wanted it, it was there from 528 to East / West express. Young, mature, black, white. You name it. On the down side, LEO was out and about as well.

I'll be making more visits soon.[/QUOTE]Ahoy Matey Elusivepirate. Welcome to our little piece of Heaven (not to be confused with Nowatney Heaven) Haha. Avast ye, we have more wenches than Nebraska Avenue saw back in the 80's. You will see so many lasses and on occasions you will shout Thar She Blows. For just a few Pieces Of Eight you will be telling the wenches to blow me down. But be careful, some of the Ho's will try to hornswaggle you. Even an Old Salt like me has to be careful. Are you savvy? Booty for booty, that's their slogan. Be wary of the Blossom Park, the Pirates there will Cleave You to the Brisket and pillage yer doubloons. Watch out for the LEO or you'll be Hangin from the yardarm. Read the last months or so reports, it's better than a treasure map lol. Take care, SJ.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2491730]Ahoy Matey Elusivepirate. Welcome to our little piece of Heaven (not to be confused with Nowatney Heaven) Haha. Avast ye, we have more wenches than Nebraska Avenue saw back in the 80's. You will see so many lasses and on occasions you will shout Thar She Blows. For just a few Pieces Of Eight you will be telling the wenches to blow me down. But be careful, some of the Ho's will try to hornswaggle you. Even an Old Salt like me has to be careful. Are you savvy? Booty for booty, that's their slogan. Be wary of the Blossom Park, the Pirates there will Cleave You to the Brisket and pillage yer doubloons. Watch out for the LEO or you'll be Hangin from the yardarm. Read the last months or so reports, it's better than a treasure map lol. Take care, SJ.[/QUOTE]Now that's funny right there, I don't who you are!! Always good reading SJ!

TBuc1.

[QUOTE=Tbuc1;2492415]Now that's funny right there, I don't who you are!! Always good reading SJ!

TBuc1.[/QUOTE]I'm just you're Average Joe. Kinda like Average Amber, but she's a lot hotter LOL. I'm just an average monger that usually has free weekends and a vivid imagination, and a few bucks to blow. And I don't mind sharing my adventures. Thanks for the compliment. I aim to please. SJ.

[QUOTE=Tbuc1;2492415]Now that's funny right there, I don't who you are!! Always good reading SJ!

TBuc1.[/QUOTE]I be coming up more to look for booty in the future as Tampa no longer is the safe harbor it once was.

If any senior guys need advice, the Elusive Pirate will be here trolling the waters of Tampa Bay to assure you safe sailing and swashbuckling.

My last trip ashore was to bury my cutlas in Terry. 44 why / o, nice tits, thin built but not a spinner and very willing to please. Scooped her up near Gore / OBT Sunday morning. Stays at a safe incall not far away. Need the digital coordinates. PM me. Sorry, seniors only.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2492578]I'm just you're Average Joe. Kinda like Average Amber, but she's a lot hotter LOL. I'm just an average monger that usually has free weekends and a vivid imagination, and a few bucks to blow. And I don't mind sharing my adventures. Thanks for the compliment. I aim to please. SJ.[/QUOTE]Hey SJ will you be at the S8 this coming weekend?

[QUOTE=Chris5;2494899]Hey SJ will you be at the S8 this coming weekend?[/QUOTE]As far as I can tell, I'm still open for Saturday the 6th. As long as they keep the rates down, I will probably keep patronizing the shit hole LOL. You cun't beat the convenience! SJ.

Wesh 2 news. Dea agents arrested 8 people on various charges at you guessed it. I don't even have to say it. Boi etc.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2495330]Wesh 2 news. Dea agents arrested 8 people on various charges at you guessed it. I don't even have to say it. Boi etc.[/QUOTE]I'm going to go way, way out on a limb on this one and my guess would be, hmmm, Blossom Port-O-Let? Keep me updated 'cause I needs to know!