Printable View
Recently caught my attention near Salem's on 34th Street and. She looked good from a distance, but was only so so up close. She's only been 'working' for about a year now, but she's gone downhill fast. She talks too much and is dumber than a potato, but she got the job done. Once again she regaled me with tales of people ripping her off. LOL!! She was fun, but YMMV and she's crazy as a loon?
[QUOTE=TheGull;2514500]Maybe she took the Altoids for the kitty odor?[/QUOTE]LMBO. It would definitely help. LOL.
Almost had to put a gun to my head Sunday. Did yhe haynes road stroll saw what I thought was a pretty blond near martys. Nice dress looked very clean, bleach blond hair she wore up on top of her head. Went by twice. My spidey scense was telling me some thing is wrong but she looked good. (so I thought) Decided to go for the scoop on 58th ave. Pulled up slow and that's when it hit me. Got a good look. It was f-g Brittany. Worse every thing that a provider has to offer. Did it once. That was enough to last me a life time. Can not warn my fellow mongers how disappointed your going to be if you try that one. She changed her look but that's all. How in the hell does she stay is the trade. Is it me. Not being a hatter but this one is the worst provider I ever met. Good luck.
[QUOTE=ScooterMonuder;2517307]Almost had to put a gun to my head Sunday. Did yhe haynes road stroll saw what I thought was a pretty blond near martys. Nice dress looked very clean, bleach blond hair she wore up on top of her head. Went by twice. My spidey scense was telling me some thing is wrong but she looked good. (so I thought) Decided to go for the scoop on 58th ave. Pulled up slow and that's when it hit me. Got a good look. It was f-g Brittany. Worse every thing that a provider has to offer. Did it once. That was enough to last me a life time. Can not warn my fellow mongers how disappointed your going to be if you try that one. She changed her look but that's all. How in the hell does she stay is the trade. Is it me. Not being a hatter but this one is the worst provider I ever met. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Has had her hair dyed blonde for awhile now. She's still the same miserable, fat hog. You can put a tuxedo on a pig, but it's still the same old hog!
[QUOTE=ScooterMonuder;2517307]Almost had to put a gun to my head Sunday. Did yhe haynes road stroll saw what I thought was a pretty blond near martys. Nice dress looked very clean, bleach blond hair she wore up on top of her head. Went by twice. My spidey scense was telling me some thing is wrong but she looked good. (so I thought) Decided to go for the scoop on 58th ave. Pulled up slow and that's when it hit me. Got a good look. It was f-g Brittany. Worse every thing that a provider has to offer. Did it once. That was enough to last me a life time. Can not warn my fellow mongers how disappointed your going to be if you try that one. She changed her look but that's all. How in the hell does she stay is the trade. Is it me. Not being a hatter but this one is the worst provider I ever met. Good luck.[/QUOTE]I concur the above review on Brittany. I have deleted her digits from my phone.
Someone will teach her a lesson ultimately, because she is just crazy and does not care her business reputation.
Xx.
[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2508506]Every once in a lifetime, I meet an SW whose bright brown eyes and immaculate smile call out to the captain in me. I gaze beyond the grime on her feet, the innumerable nicks and marks marring her mosquito ravaged body, the rashes and blemishes which she blames on some unpronounceable sun-related skin ailment, not to mention her raging addiction. Ignoring the cumulous clouds gathering in my brain, my heart sets sail, full speed ahead, undaunted by past shipwrecks which still haunt my thoughts. This past Saturday, seduced by her sweet, sing-song voice, I fell beneath the mind-altering influence of Katey, a street walking siren from Dayton, Ohio. I spied this 5 ft 2 brunette spinner heading north of 1st Ave S on US 19. It's obvious she's done a lot of living in her 28 years, yet my mind undulates, back and forth like a pendulum, unable to settle on the high-school cheerleader I imagine she once was, or the queen she has yet to become. I'm enraptured, caught in the moment, yet somehow I don't see the sea hag. I see a first-mate. With a strong and willing captain by her side Katey could shoot for the stars and circumnavigate the universe.
This flight of fantasy is not embarked upon without her assistance. After accepting my offer of 40 gold coins for a trip to Paradise the nymph sprinkles her stardust. She tells me how I seem different from the rest of the mongers she's met. She holds my hand, rests her tired head on my shoulder as we decide on a spot to do the deed. It's that frustrating time where it's dark enough to find a spot, yet partiers are still up, out and about. For contrasting reasons, neither one of us is willing to risk a night in jail. Weary from our search and a long day, Katey falls asleep, allowing me the opportunity to gently stroke her locks. My mind isn't even on Katey's pussy at this point. Neither is hers as she pops up and announces that she's hungry. We decide on the Burger King on Central. Katey suddenly recalls an ideal spot close by where we can finish up. Discretion and protocol have become distant strangers. Katey from Ohio is the closest thing to Vanessa from New Hampshire since Vanessa from New Hampshire. Vanessa from New Hampshire, the SW against whom all SWs are measured yet fall agonizingly short, but Katey from Ohio has potential. Lost in conversation, we forego the drive thru. As it was with Vanessa from New Hampshire, Katey from Ohio gets to be seen in public with Mr. Fire Poker. I cringe as some street smart jits waiting in line seem to stare and snicker. I wonder if they recognize me from somewhere. I am, after all, often in the public due to my line of work. Sensing my anxiety, Katey asks me if everything is ok. I lie through my teeth. The girl at the cash register disdainfully takes our order. It's really Katey's order. It comes up to 10 dollars. Including the Newports I'd bought along with the condom we're close to 60 bucks, but who's counting? Katey's story is a familiar one. Washed up on our sandy shores with love in her heart, baggage in tow only to be abandoned by her paramour, taken in by the streets. Katey insists on sharing the food I've bought. I ask her if she's a Cavs fan. She says she loves the Celtics. By the time we're done I've decided we will do it beneath the stars so we walk to the spot which is, indeed, conveniently close and adequately secluded.
Katey begins with a sensual BBBJ. She really takes time and tries her best to make my member disappear like some mystical necromancer. Vanessa from New Hampshire never did that. After she works her magic, we don't fuck. We make love. Missionary so we can look into one another's eyes and exchange deep, passionate kisses as I hold onto her petite frame and her skinny arms cling to my rotund frame. She's so into it, she complains about how my stomach inhibits her ability to masturbate so I instruct her to make her legs perpendicular to the sky so I can really stick my dick in her. Now I'm fucking and she's begging for more. Her moans get me off. I know she knows but she insists I keep pushing my flaccid cock so she can get hers. Arching her back, Katey lets out one last moan. We lay beneath the stars, holding one another before gathering ourselves. She instructs me to take her to the same spot I know Le-Le and Cream go to. Just before we get there, we're rushed by street pharmacists but she insists I keep going. Before leaving me to my thoughts, Katey insists on two things. First, that I give her a goodbye kiss. Second, she says she will call me after jotting my number down on a brown paper bag. She'd given me the 'my phone got stolen but I'm getting a new one in a couple of days' narrative. Needless to say, I haven't heard from Katey since and my frequent hopes of returning to her garden of Eden have proven fruitless.
MFP.[/QUOTE]Mr FirePoker what an amazing post! If you wrote your experiences as a book I would buy it. If you made a movie I would go watch it!
I think you should sell the rights to Spielberg.
Keep up the good work brother, I was hanging on every word!
Regarding my 'Katey' post. She was truly a wonderful muse who bought out the best in me. I haven't seen her since (and I've made several forays) so I'm guessing some Lucky monger has captained her or LEO the Lion got her. Can't say the same for Kaci who I scooped up a couple of nights ago close to the Haines Road Meat Market. After a long hunt she spotted me. And waved so I picked her up. Of course, on the way to my lair I see a chick with blonde and pink hair who I would have preferred to have nailed. Not sure who she was, but I'm. Sure some monger (Peter Rammer?) can identify her and post her full dossier.
Anyways, those of you who know Kaci will acknowledge that she's as pretty (long blonde hair, green eyes) an SW as Lealman has to offer, but as far as her performance she just goes. Through the motions. She told me about some drama with her addict bf who kicked her to the curb. Other than when she's desperate for her meds, her personality can best be described as subdued. I noticed a cold sore on the corner of her lip so I made sure she gave me a CBJ. We followed that up with mish. Consistent with her languid personality, I did most of the work.
Amazingly enough I actually managed to get off. Dropped her close to Haines so she could pick up her meds. She has no phone, but for a girl of her quality she spends quite a lot of time pounding the pavement because she's unable to maintain her clientele.
Last night I met a 35 YO WSW named Chri$$y close to 54 ths and 19's monger watering hole. Tall and slender with soft skin, dirty blonde. Didn't get to sample the goods, but we've agreed that a transaction is in order in the not distant future. I do have digits for this one. As always, seniors and well-established regulars only.
As far as my literary endeavors, I've fleshed out my 'Katey' post and I am indeed working on a novella featuring some of my most memorable encounters with SWs. It's great to know that I have an ardent fan base here at USASG St. Pete. I don't consider myself a romance novelist but it will have lots of emotion and passion. Sex, drugs, violence, controversy, all of the elements. Of a classic American story. Still, even if it does for mongering what 50 Shades did for S and M, Mr. Spielberg wouldn't touch Mr. Fire Poker with a 12 inch dildo.
MFP
[QUOTE=MarkKenny;2518660]Mr FirePoker what an amazing post! If you wrote your experiences as a book I would buy it. If you made a movie I would go watch it!
I think you should sell the rights to Spielberg.
Keep up the good work brother, I was hanging on every word![/QUOTE]
So Melissa calls me today and tells me she wants to see me. Just so happen I was right around the corner from where she was. Again, she was looking as pretty as ever. I forgot to mention in my first post about her, that she is quite chatty. She asks if I have a condom, I tell her no and we go to the convenience store to get a pack. She goes in to get the condom and comes back out quickly to say they cost more than she thought and she doesn't have enough money. I give her one of the two 20's in my pocket and she goes back in to get the condoms. She took quite some time to get the condoms and I was beginning to think she took the 20 and split. I really didn't care. I was tired and half-way ready to go home anyway. I get out to see if she's still in the store and at that moment she was rushing back out to get to my vehicle. I later learned that she stole the condoms and kept the whole 20. JEESH!!
We get to the spot and I tell her I'm giving her 40 this time and not 60. She says that's only going to get you a BJ, I say, then just keep the 20 and I'll drop you off. She says, no that's ok, I'll do it THIS time. So she's giving me a BJ for a while, and now I'm ready for the main course and I tell her I'm ready. She says, 'just sit back and enjoy this for a while. You never know, you might cum'. I'm like, no I'm not going to cum and I want FS. She then says I never do FS for 40. At this point I'm slowly getting pissed off, so I tell her pretty sternly that I'm ready for FS, so either stop and give me half my money back or let's get to it. So she takes off her panties and we attempt mish. I'm glad to say, there was no odor this time. Thank God. But at this point I'm only half hard and everything we try just isn't working. So she gets her wish and I tell her to finish me with a BJ. She says let me know when you are going to cum because she doesn't do cim. I'm thinking to myself 'yeah sure, I'll let you know (wink wink)'. Keep in mind I never do BBBJ, but this girl is definitely an exception. With the BJ I have zero problem staying hard, and I'm really shoving it in her mouth. I'm getting close and I'm thinking should I tell her and at that moment I explode inside her mouth. She quickly grabs her napkins and spits all my children into it. All in all, the BBBJ was good, although she wouldn't let me put my hand on her head which in turn made me thrust it in her mouth that much harder and deeper. I didn't like the fact that she tried to be slick about the FS after I had given her the 40 for it. For the reason I highly doubt I'll see her again. I don't like being angry (think Incredible Hulk. LOL) and I'd rather avoid situations that might present that. As a result of her calling, I do have her number, but I will not give it out as it was never actually given to me and I'll respect her privacy. BTW, she kept asking me questions like where I work. I'm like 'if I tell you that then I'll have to kill you'. LOL. She eventually stopped trying to pry when it became evident though I was smitten with her good looks that's as far as it goes. As always YMMV.
[QUOTE=XiaoXing;2517983]I concur the above review on Brittany. I have deleted her digits from my phone.
Someone will teach her a lesson ultimately, because she is just crazy and does not care her business reputation.
Xx.[/QUOTE]Brittany is indeed a mess. I have had my fair share of run-ins with Brittany. However, I have trained her well enough to get exactly what I need out of her and when I need it. The thing I do like about Brittany is she genuinely seems to love it when I give it to her and because of her volatile nature I do make sure I give it to her good, hard, and deep. Hair pulling, hands on throat, squeezing cheeks, spanking. She loves it. LOL. She's ALWAYS responsive. I generally make sure I get to her after she's had her meds and that almost always guarantees that I get the relief I'm looking for. And on top of that I ALWAYS get her at the price of around a BJ. If she wasn't so immature and stupid I'd pay her more, but I give her exactly what she deserves. There are times that she calls me to pick her up and I take one look at her face and / or legs and just keep going. She ALWAYS get pissed, but she ALWAYS calls back when she's cleared up. LOL. For the past 2 years Brittany has been the only SW I've had a consistent rapport with. Even when she goes away on vacation she always comes back on her knees ready for more. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't recommend her to my worst enemy, but I have managed to get her to satisfy my meager needs.
[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2518855]Regarding my 'Katey' post. She was truly a wonderful muse who bought out the best in me. I haven't seen her since (and I've made several forays) so I'm guessing some Lucky monger has captained her or LEO the Lion got her. Can't say the same for Kaci who I scooped up a couple of nights ago close to the Haines Road Meat Market. After a long hunt she spotted me. And waved so I picked her up. Of course, on the way to my lair I see a chick with blonde and pink hair who I would have preferred to have nailed. Not sure who she was, but I'm. Sure some monger (Peter Rammer?) can identify her and post her full dossier.
Anyways, those of you who know Kaci will acknowledge that she's as pretty (long blonde hair, green eyes) an SW as Lealman has to offer, but as far as her performance she just goes. Through the motions. She told me about some drama with her addict bf who kicked her to the curb. Other than when she's desperate for her meds, her personality can best be described as subdued. I noticed a cold sore on the corner of her lip so I made sure she gave me a CBJ. We followed that up with mish. Consistent with her languid personality, I did most of the work.
Amazingly enough I actually managed to get off. Dropped her close to Haines so she could pick up her meds. She has no phone, but for a girl of her quality she spends quite a lot of time pounding the pavement because she's unable to maintain her clientele.
Last night I met a 35 YO WSW named Chri$$y close to 54 ths and 19's monger watering hole. Tall and slender with soft skin, dirty blonde. Didn't get to sample the goods, but we've agreed that a transaction is in order in the not distant future. I do have digits for this one. As always, seniors and well-established regulars only.
As far as my literary endeavors, I've fleshed out my 'Katey' post and I am indeed working on a novella featuring some of my most memorable encounters with SWs. It's great to know that I have an ardent fan base here at USASG St. Pete. I don't consider myself a romance novelist but it will have lots of emotion and passion. Sex, drugs, violence, controversy, all of the elements. Of a classic American story. Still, even if it does for mongering what 50 Shades did for S and M, Mr. Spielberg wouldn't touch Mr. Fire Poker with a 12 inch dildo.
MFP[/QUOTE]You will enjoy Chrissy. I have posted before she is a sweetheart and a pleaser.
Were Tina and Katlyn by Angelo's store. Both looked worn and ragged. Katlyn's skinny skunk boyfriend lurked nearby; looking like he was starvig for some rock? Also a chubby unidentified redhead was prowling near Marty's. Further south, Alyson loitered by the Whizz Inn and she looked BIG! Later I saw her with her mom at the old Hess. Her mom likes to drive her to the stroll so she can share the loot with her? LOL! Her mom is so scary that she makes Cousin It look good! Also saw one other lady prowling by the Venice. Pretty quiet overall. Thank God for utr girls and phones!!
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKVfhZoFKX8[/URL]
Yesterday around 10 am, I found a young, beautiful cheerleader doing laps around the campus of Martyville High School. Oh my goodness, she was beautiful. Long, light brown hair, light white skin, about 5'2" nice perky see cup boobs. Maybe 21 or 22. As I have mentioned before, I am not as adventurous as most of you are when it comes to picking up on Haines. I typically just do a drive by for entertainment as I pull my pud and enjoy the entertainment. However, this girl was worth the risk. As she was walking on one of the back streets, I pull up next to her and ask for her digits. She gives to me and I drive off and tell her I will call her shortly. I go to the corner store and call her. Goes right to voice mail. I drive back to the location and she is gone. I spent the next two hours waiting for her to come out. There is no way I will go to Marty's, so I left. I have called probably a hundred times. Still goes to voice mail. Her last four digits are 1962. I kick myself for being overly cautious. She looked delicious. I know this is a very broad description, but if anyone knows who this might be, please let me know. If her phone ever does turn back on, I will let you all know the details.
[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2521966]Yesterday around 10 am, I found a young, beautiful cheerleader doing laps around the campus of Martyville High School. Oh my goodness, she was beautiful. Long, light brown hair, light white skin, about 5'2" nice perky see cup boobs. Maybe 21 or 22. As I have mentioned before, I am not as adventurous as most of you are when it comes to picking up on Haines. I typically just do a drive by for entertainment as I pull my pud and enjoy the entertainment. However, this girl was worth the risk. As she was walking on one of the back streets, I pull up next to her and ask for her digits. She gives to me and I drive off and tell her I will call her shortly. I go to the corner store and call her. Goes right to voice mail. I drive back to the location and she is gone. I spent the next two hours waiting for her to come out. There is no way I will go to Marty's, so I left. I have called probably a hundred times. Still goes to voice mail. Her last four digits are 1962. I kick myself for being overly cautious. She looked delicious. I know this is a very broad description, but if anyone knows who this might be, please let me know. If her phone ever does turn back on, I will let you all know the details.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Tessa / Tarah who sometimes walks in that area? Martysville High has an amazing assortment of aspiring cheerleaders and young ladies needing pharmaceutical help!
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2521997]Sounds like Tessa / Tarah who sometimes walks in that area? Martysville High has an amazing assortment of aspiring cheerleaders and young ladies needing pharmaceutical help![/QUOTE]Does sound like Tessa. Met her about 6 months ago. I have repeated because she is very cute. Give her skills about a 7 out of 10 on her bbbjwcim. You have to speak loud to her when giving direction. She had a hearing problem growing up told me she didn't have hearing untill age 12. Some scars from surgery on her abdomen. Always repeat when I see her. Very cute does take direction well. Price is right. Nice little kitty.
[QUOTE=Klawstetson;2519264]Brittany is indeed a mess. I have had my fair share of run-ins with Brittany. However, I have trained her well enough to get exactly what I need out of her and when I need it. The thing I do like about Brittany is she genuinely seems to love it when I give it to her and because of her volatile nature I do make sure I give it to her good, hard, and deep. Hair pulling, hands on throat, squeezing cheeks, spanking. She loves it. LOL. She's ALWAYS responsive. I generally make sure I get to her after she's had her meds and that almost always guarantees that I get the relief I'm looking for. And on top of that I ALWAYS get her at the price of around a BJ. If she wasn't so immature and stupid I'd pay her more, but I give her exactly what she deserves. There are times that she calls me to pick her up and I take one look at her face and / or legs and just keep going. She ALWAYS get pissed, but she ALWAYS calls back when she's cleared up. LOL. For the past 2 years Brittany has been the only SW I've had a consistent rapport with. Even when she goes away on vacation she always comes back on her knees ready for more. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't recommend her to my worst enemy, but I have managed to get her to satisfy my meager needs.[/QUOTE]In taming this Komodo Dragon I hereby knight you Sir Lancelot! It sounds as if you have lanced her and given her the python milk she so desperately needs!
[URL]https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=Am1NWPTf9al9_IPznPuRwq2bvZx4?fr=hp-avast-s&toggle=1&type=agc511&fp=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&p=komodo%20dragon%20video[/URL]