Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TugHunter;5574874]Hi guys, I'm the one that coined the term 'Polish Goblin'. I intended it to apply to the independent that used to advertise as 'Pretty Sexy Blonde' a 32 year old masseuse, in the Oak Park Towers. She's not pretty, nor sexy, nor 32 yo. But she is blonde, so it's not all false advertising.

The ad attached to the inquiry is not the 'PolGob', but rather Lynn on the west side. I've never seen her, but reports state the pics are not her, she gives less than stellar massages, and does include a subpar HE. Think skinny, old, unattractive grandma fumbling along trying to get you off. I suppose she's a good option for great grandpa to blow a load, but younger guys- aka Grandpa- and younger have been disappointed.

Tug.[/QUOTE]As a past participant, I can tell you Tughunter is accurate.

Have any of you ever hit "reply" to a post, been told you are not logged in, you log in, then write your response. After completing your response, you press the upload report button and are again told you are not logged in. Then you log in again, then hit the upload button and your response never comes up.

I think people here need to pump the brakes on these BS lecturing crap. This is the reason I stopped chiming as I used to. I've shared many phone numbers with from girls I met on SA. When I happen to ask about someone, there will be some smart ass-wipe coming down with BS lecturing crap. This chat needs to go back to its roots back in day where everyone who has knowledge to share and IS WILLING to share it.

I don't f! At #ing get it, if someone does not want to share their hard earned info. They're not obligated to do so. Lecturing is not something anyone should be wasting time reading. I've had replies to me that were in the line "if you're thinking I will be sharing some hard earned info here then your idiot".

[QUOTE=Streethunter;5574048]Well aware how this game works. Simply asked a question. Didn't realize doing so would get a lecture for a response. And wasn't asking for a unicorn. If I wanted a unicorn I would stick with a wife or gf. Some people like a variety and can't dedicate a ton of money and time in search of a unicorn. I understand not wanting to expose places or people, but why does this board exist for if people don't want to share. I'm sure I will catch some shit for this but I have been a part of this way to long to get a lecture for a simple question that this site is all about.[/QUOTE]

I am actually the original goblin accuser over a year ago.

For a while now, I been going to startmoon twice a month or more frequent. The massages were really good and the ending was even better. I usually go for 90 minutes or go for the 4 hand massage. Few months ago, there were these due that did excellent job, I would start with a he and end with one. Yes, 2 hes, 4 hands, or sometimes 90 mins with start and finish he. I did not want anything extra and love the massage. Lately, in the last 1. 5 Mon., things have taken a nose dive in massage. They been rotating through girls like every week. Liley (the manager) knows me well, and last time I went, she came to support the new girl since I was not happy with the massage and she could not speak a word of English (she called herself new apple. There is a story behind the name for another post). Liley does do good massage, I must say. I called in yesterday asking for today's apt. I was told new names and am like its ok to try new talents. Today I go, and on me walking to the building, I see Liley leaving. I walk in, and see 3 girls, a blond tall, and 2 other chubby but OK. The one girl (says her name is kathy, Casey, Liss. The names seems to rotate too). Right of the bat, she seemed rude, and I go in the room she asks how long, I reply, then she start talking in Chinese and rude way. I was like why are you so rude or upset? Something tells me because I asked for Kathy from last time, and I did not see her today, am like where is Kathy for which no answers. In any case, I left. Not going to settle down for some mediocre massage.

Has anyone noticed the degraded service? Too bad, I really liked this place since its 10 min away from me.

Eh boy. SMH.

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;5574595]Don't get your panties in a bunch. My post was for a broader audience. If I wanted to out these women, it would have been in the original post[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BzerkleyRich;5574792]Do either of the two Berkley AMPs get naked? Or do I stick with Bonita and / or Natasha? Any other suggestions?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure, but they both do HE if anyone is curious. The newer one on Coolidge had an attractive masseuse once. Other one had a cute lobby girl but older masseuse the one time I went.

I just happen to pass through Oriental Health Spa on Dixie and the township closed the place due to a ordinance violation. Be safe everyone.

DD.

[QUOTE=TheNewWorld;5574997]Have any of you ever hit "reply" to a post, been told you are not logged in, you log in, then write your response. After completing your response, you press the upload report button and are again told you are not logged in. Then you log in again, then hit the upload button and your response never comes up.[/QUOTE]I finally started copying what I write so if it doesn't upload I can paste it and try uploading it later.

Any action to be had here?

[QUOTE=TugHunter;5574874]Hi guys, I'm the one that coined the term 'Polish Goblin'. I intended it to apply to the independent that used to advertise as 'Pretty Sexy Blonde' a 32 year old masseuse, in the Oak Park Towers. She's not pretty, nor sexy, nor 32 yo. But she is blonde, so it's not all false advertising.

The ad attached to the inquiry is not the 'PolGob', but rather Lynn on the west side. I've never seen her, but reports state the pics are not her, she gives less than stellar massages, and does include a subpar HE. Think skinny, old, unattractive grandma fumbling along trying to get you off. I suppose she's a good option for great grandpa to blow a load, but younger guys- aka Grandpa- and younger have been disappointed.

Tug.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the correction. Damn, I totally goofed there, thought all along it was this one. Ok, I'm blaming it on Monday.

[QUOTE=YetAnotherGuy;5575326]I'm not sure, but they both do HE if anyone is curious. The newer one on Coolidge had an attractive masseuse once. Other one had a cute lobby girl but older masseuse the one time I went.[/QUOTE]I don't recommend the place on Coolidge, I tried it out the girl was average looking, and was put in a room almost directly in front of the entrance. When another customer walked in she went out to greet him and left the door open with me butt ass naked on the table. I didn't notice until later when she came back in she left the door like 1/4 of the way open so if anyone else walked in they could see. Also she wanted $100 for fiv so she may get naked but it would cost.

[QUOTE=MI-USMC;5575582]Any action to be had here?[/QUOTE]No, not at all. They give a great massage, though. In the past 2 years, they now have you wear underwear. Totally legit.

[QUOTE=TheNewWorld;5574997]Have any of you ever hit "reply" to a post, been told you are not logged in, you log in, then write your response. After completing your response, you press the upload report button and are again told you are not logged in. Then you log in again, then hit the upload button and your response never comes up.[/QUOTE]The logging out happens to me all the time. Not just while crafting messages.

[QUOTE=MI-USMC;5575582]Any action to be had here?[/QUOTE]Been several times. No hint of anything. Good massage.

[QUOTE=LiquorLotto;5575063]I am actually the original goblin accuser over a year ago.[/QUOTE]I'll give you partial credit. Your shot at me came close but not a direct hit. I don't see in your post history where you actually use the term 'Polish Goblin'. You use the description "goblin provider", "Polish lady", and "gross Polish troll". A brief review of your post history (which is all this issue is worth) does not reveal the term 'Polish Goblin'. As you rightly point out, that term is directly stated in my post.

So I'll stand by my statement that I coined the term, but you can rest assured that your review of her was accurate and came before mine.

[QUOTE=TheNewWorld;5574997]Have any of you ever hit "reply" to a post, been told you are not logged in, you log in, then write your response. After completing your response, you press the upload report button and are again told you are not logged in. Then you log in again, then hit the upload button and your response never comes up.[/QUOTE]Yes, more than a few times. It seems to me there is a timeout period for inactivity of maybe 5 minutes after which you are automatically logged off. Why it's not realizing you are active when typing a post is something I've never understood. Admin would have to provide that answer.

[QUOTE=DigitalDanny;5575335]I just happen to pass through Oriental Health Spa on Dixie and the township closed the place due to a ordinance violation. Be safe everyone.

DD.[/QUOTE]I'm surprised they were open as long as they were.

I go to the township council meetings for work and residents have come in to complain many times. It was well known what happened there and its association with Relax in Ferndale when they got busted late 2019.

[QUOTE=Perusing;5576662]Yes, more than a few times. It seems to me there is a timeout period for inactivity of maybe 5 minutes after which you are automatically logged off. Why it's not realizing you are active when typing a post is something I've never understood. Admin would have to provide that answer.[/QUOTE]I experience this too. There is a checkbox at login labeled "Remember Me?" which, if checked, should keep your userid logged in; however, I have been copying and pasting my responses to a temporary storage elsewhere before clicking the Post or Submit button, just so I have a copy of my reply available in case I lose the session and have to login anew.

Heading to Roseville tomorrow. What's out that way that isn't an AMP. I know Christabella is in Warren. And Faith in SCS. Anything else? Any good non-Asian parlors or places in office buildings? Willing to go all around Macomb County. Also I have some places to share if no one wants to be public about what's out there.

Any truth to a Gina at Famous doing CBJ?

Hello fellow mongers.

I'll be in Northern Detroit (Warren) on business.

Can you please send me recommendations for a good full service massage.

Asian or non Asian is ok, AMP or private provider is also good.

I do have a bad back so an actual good massage is important.

Please PM me the info.

Thanks so much!

[QUOTE=Crutches;5578248]Hello fellow mongers.

I'll be in Northern Detroit (Warren) on business.

Can you please send me recommendations for a good full service massage.

Asian or non Asian is ok, AMP or private provider is also good.

I do have a bad back so an actual good massage is important.

Please PM me the info.

Thanks so much![/QUOTE]Bella Touch Massage in Eastpointe is the place for you. Asian establishment. Joy will take good care of you or Yoko if she is stilll there. You may get multiple hands working you at no extra cost. One place to avoid is P. T Nails in SCS, unless you are into being mistreated.

[QUOTE=Crutches;5578248]Hello fellow mongers.

I'll be in Northern Detroit (Warren) on business.

Can you please send me recommendations for a good full service massage.

Asian or non Asian is ok, AMP or private provider is also good.

I do have a bad back so an actual good massage is important.

Please PM me the info.

Thanks so much![/QUOTE]There is no such thing in Detroit as a really good massage along with FULL service. The AMPs in Detroit with FS provide almost no massage at all. Two separate business models. Might want to think about two different events, not combining them.

[QUOTE=RWhite;5578134]Any truth to a Gina at Famous doing CBJ?[/QUOTE]If you mean swb the answer is highly unlikely. Don't believe everything you read on rub maps.

I can confirm that as of this morning, there is no Gina that works at SWB. Asked for her, when I was there. I second what HeeJunk said.

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;5578356]If you mean swb the answer is highly unlikely. Don't believe everything you read on rub maps.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;5578356]If you mean swb the answer is highly unlikely. Don't believe everything you read on rub maps.[/QUOTE]Idk it may be some truth to that, last time I seen her she was kissing all over me even kissed my junior, which led me to believe it was more to have but I didn't press the issue, but I did have her climb on top of me and sucked on those melons LOL. But she been gone from swb for a while now. She used to be the best value there as the massage was real good too.

Saw ad on CL about Kris in Ferndale. Gorgeous AA provider. Ad claims 100% legit. Is this true or is the ad a front?

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;5578341]There is no such thing in Detroit as a really good massage along with FULL service. The AMPs in Detroit with FS provide almost no massage at all. Two separate business models. Might want to think about two different events, not combining them.[/QUOTE]I did not think it would that way in a large city, I'm from CT and plenty of places to get a quality massage and any extras you want. Appreciate to reply.

[QUOTE=Crutches;5578928]I did not think it would that way in a large city, I'm from CT and plenty of places to get a quality massage and any extras you want. Appreciate to reply.[/QUOTE]Detroit now ranks as the 24th largest city. Was once 4th. The five ish places that offer FS are scattered around. Now if you want massage and handy only then bella touch is your best choice, followed by famous shiatsu based on your Warren location.

[QUOTE=Telecaster;5576879]I'm surprised they were open as long as they were.

I go to the township council meetings for work and residents have come in to complain many times. It was well known what happened there and its association with Relax in Ferndale when they got busted late 2019.[/QUOTE]I have been there over a dozen times and got nothing more than a HJ. Was FS an option there too?

Been off the site a while, but I've been frequenting Empire Spa and have been getting the same girl, 30 min massage with 69 for 150, but I'm getting tired of the same thing. I never seem to get a different girl even when I ask if another is available.

Anyways, any places out there that have Greek on the menu?

[QUOTE=FunNights69;5576226]I don't recommend the place on Coolidge, I tried it out the girl was average looking, and was put in a room almost directly in front of the entrance. When another customer walked in she went out to greet him and left the door open with me butt ass naked on the table. I didn't notice until later when she came back in she left the door like 1/4 of the way open so if anyone else walked in they could see. Also she wanted $100 for fiv so she may get naked but it would cost.[/QUOTE]What he said. I experience was identical. Not relaxing at all.

[QUOTE=WiggzMcGee;5579261]Been off the site a while, but I've been frequenting Empire Spa and have been getting the same girl, 30 min massage with 69 for 150, but I'm getting tired of the same thing. I never seem to get a different girl even when I ask if another is available.

Anyways, any places out there that have Greek on the menu?[/QUOTE]Would really like to find similar as you have at Empire on West side, that's not one of the full service places.

Greek. No thanks.

PM is fine.

Thanks!

I've been here a handful of times (5 or 6). Of those, there was only one I did not enjoy and that girl is long gone. Everyone else has given a good massage and a good ending. The location is excellent. One of the better more discreet entrances, almost as good as Saigon. There is a front entrance and a back entrance. I park in the back and go in the back and no one is ever in sight. The rooms are better than average. Tables are comfortable. Girls have been very accommodating. The oil is "ok. " I like the stuff Sasha (Monroe Dearborn) uses the best. Regarding looks, I'd say the talent has varied in looks from 4-10. Other than the one time, I've always gotten a relaxing massage.

They really should have more than one or two girls there. Sometimes I go and it seems like it's just the one girl so if anyone else comes in, we get interrupted. That's always irritating. Currently, Candy is there and was reviewed about a week or two ago. I saw her several days ago and she gave a great massage with a very accommodating ending. It's not Saigon or anything, but YMMV. I'd say Candy is in her mid to late 40's. I'd recommend you try at least once. Candy is very sweet with a nice small body.

Still closed. Looks like the interior is being remodelled.

Had an interesting experience at this place on Merriman south of Warren. It's not the Acupuncture / Massage place right on the comer, but the place south of there. Haven't been hitting the AMPs in a while, but a different provider fell through and I gave this place a try. Good looking youngish / slim lady took my 70 at the front desk and walked me back to the room. Unfortunately I got a middle aged Asian lady for the massage. On the flip she asked if I wanted her to use her mouth for another 40. I agreed and she threw on a cover and started a toothy BJ I knew wouldn't get it done. Communications were difficult but I pointed at her crotch and told her she needed to give me that to complete the task. She blocked the door with a chair and jumped on the table. I ended up getting full service, but not finishing. She was paranoid about the pounding noise and me taking too long, so she jumped off the table and ended up going with the standard finish. It was comical how she was half enjoying getting pounded and half scared the boss would hear. In the end she couldn't take it. I ended up giving her a little extra for the effort and she was happy. No idea what her name is. It will be a while before I go back to a massage place.

[QUOTE=CarmeloJoe35;5580492]I've been here a handful of times (5 or 6). Of those, there was only one I did not enjoy and that girl is long gone. Everyone else has given a good massage and a good ending. The location is excellent. One of the better more discreet entrances, almost as good as Saigon. There is a front entrance and a back entrance. I park in the back and go in the back and no one is ever in sight. The rooms are better than average. Tables are comfortable. Girls have been very accommodating. The oil is "ok. " I like the stuff Sasha (Monroe Dearborn) uses the best. Regarding looks, I'd say the talent has varied in looks from 4-10. Other than the one time, I've always gotten a relaxing massage.

They really should have more than one or two girls there. Sometimes I go and it seems like it's just the one girl so if anyone else comes in, we get interrupted. That's always irritating. Currently, Candy is there and was reviewed about a week or two ago. I saw her several days ago and she gave a great massage with a very accommodating ending. It's not Saigon or anything, but YMMV. I'd say Candy is in her mid to late 40's. I'd recommend you try at least once. Candy is very sweet with a nice small body.[/QUOTE]When I went there I got the 4 . I was hoping the 4 on the looks scale was just going to be the lady who takes me to the room, collects the house fee then sends in the girl who will be the masseuse. Turns out the 4 was the masseuse. The service was good but I would have much rather have had the 10 with the small body since petite is my preference. If I go back I'll know to ask for Candy when I call for my time slot. I forgot about that name on the first report of this spa. I have no complaints about the service. I got what I asked for without going into details publicly. I only have one question for you though. Since you've seen everything there from the 4 to the 10 in the looks range did the service stay the same? PM is fine if you don't mind.

[QUOTE=Sleeper1;5580842]Had an interesting experience at this place on Merriman south of Warren. It's not the Acupuncture / Massage place right on the comer, but the place south of there. Haven't been hitting the AMPs in a while, but a different provider fell through and I gave this place a try. Good looking youngish / slim lady took my 70 at the front desk and walked me back to the room. Unfortunately I got a middle aged Asian lady for the massage. On the flip she asked if I wanted her to use her mouth for another 40. I agreed and she threw on a cover and started a toothy BJ I knew wouldn't get it done. Communications were difficult but I pointed at her crotch and told her she needed to give me that to complete the task. She blocked the door with a chair and jumped on the table. I ended up getting full service, but not finishing. She was paranoid about the pounding noise and me taking too long, so she jumped off the table and ended up going with the standard finish. It was comical how she was half enjoying getting pounded and half scared the boss would hear. In the end she couldn't take it. I ended up giving her a little extra for the effort and she was happy. No idea what her name is. It will be a while before I go back to a massage place.[/QUOTE]I went to this place pre-Covid and wrote it off (DIY) only. Looks like menu may have opened slightly, but with your provider's fear of being caught, I don't think this place has really changed. Thanks for the update though.

Traded texts with someone that advertised massage of all types for 80/120. Neotantric, sensual then she made the mistake of typing bikini. I remembered some reviews about bikini rubs lately so I researched the forum. Since I was in the area I drove by the address she gave me, xx51 Newburgh. Turns out it's baked bunz. Needless to say, I didn't go inside. My senses tell me there's nothing more than reported on in this forum.

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