St Louis Misery Stroll 😫! 🦎
This past Thursday it was a nice day so I thought I would give the stroll a tour. There was quite a few out but mostly regulars 🙄. During my tour of the Fabulously Famous SS Stroll I ran into Leah or I guess that's what she said her name was. She looked kind of familiar like she used to come out years ago back in the day. I couldn't figure it out. She had on glasses and was wearing a bunch of clothes with an oversized sweater. She was also carrying a backpack. I spoke to her briefly for a quick hot minute. Then I left because she was acting kind strange. I continued cruising down S Broadway and this is where I saw Crystal. She was one block north of Bates walking down Pennsylvania. She seemed as if she just woke up or been out all night and starting to look a little worn down. One thing about Crystal, besides her laid back pleasant personality, is she has some big ol unnaturally long thick nipples. Her tits used to have milk in them about 3 yrs ago. Back then she would squirt milk on your Johnson and suck it off. Very freaky! Anyway, in the same area but on Broadway I saw Angel who kinda looks a little strange. Angel has been coming out for a long time. She was dressed kinda nice and wearing a hat. BUT Angel has alot of picking sores on her arms 😳. As I kept rolling along by the bridge on Bates. There was Ol School Funny Walking Crack Head Denture Wearing Sarah still putting in work. She was standing by the the infamous Stairwell To Hooker Heaven. As I turned around and came back Sarah was instantly gone "Poof" just like that! BUT there was quite a few along the side street. As I slowed down and stopped, there was one I couldn't recognize because she had a hoodie pulled over her head. Once she walked up to my window I said to myself "OH now I know". It was Jessica with the Jay Leno Chin 😳. She changed up her look as she was wearing tight jeans and her hair was braided blonde. She threw me off from the back because she was inconspicuously wearing a hoodie and new gangsta blonde braids. BUT as she walked toward my window I said "OH it's just Jessica Leno". LOL! Then I said that's ok I will pass thanks. Further down by the Stairwell To Hooker Heaven there was Honey. BUT Honey sho nuff can't be making no Money with that weight she put on 😳. She has gotten really fat. I didn't even recognize her. She looks totally different from 4 years ago when she was much slimmer and kinda new to the stroll. Idunno maybe she's prego? Naaaaa I think she just been eating good. LOL! One thing fosho is Honey has put on some pounds and looking kinda blimpish 😳. Continuing my tour of the fabulously famous S Broadway Stroll I headed down S Broadway. Near Schirmer I saw KiKi / Black Kay with a big ol wig with blue highlights in it. Kay / KiKi is starting to act and look as if she is strung out on something. In that area there was a bunch of old hookers still coming out so I turned around and headed to the gangsta ghetto gas station on Broadway and Osceola. Man they got some good Fried Chicken an Fried Cat Fish there in the afternoon until about 3 p. I got 8 whole wings and three cat fish fillets then headed back to the crib to get my grub on. At the end of my tour I realized there was alot of hookers out along the stroll BUT the good fried food ended up being the highlight of my day. Aint' nothin like fried wings and fish with a few ice cold Modelo's. LOL! Be Cool. ZIP 👊!