Muffler (maybe) and read my sign.
Since I thought I had finally found Muffler (trust that Midas touch), I swung by. I really hope I got it wrong because if so the stories I'd heard don't measure up. Went in for the half-hour check-up for. 40 since I had to be somewhere later. Check-up routine was decent and performed by a woman who had something interesting going on with her eye. Left without resolving my muffler issue.
Later on I saw a new place taking inspiration from the Zodiac. Went in to see if they could do better. Was taken back by a petite 7/10 named April with a pretty poor grasp of English. Got a complimentary table shower with an hour-long check-up for. 70. April is thorough, checking every nook and cranny of my undercarriage. Didn't have the nerve to request an oil check. Playful, but professional, quite the tease but left me satisfied. $. 20 all said and done. It's really close by, so I might have to return.