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[QUOTE=Aloha807;4318322]No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

6 qv. $ for hh $. 20 hr I opted for the qv. She sent me her address in stone mountain / clarkston drove up which looked like a nice neighborhood got to the house she was at the door waiting for me. Its her in the pictures but add 50 lbs I should of walked away then. Entered the house and there was a dude cooking but I didn't care and 3 other girls getting high on crack. I said to myself this is a dam crack house in the suburbs and how is this ***** fat on crack LOL. I was already there so I told myself WTF might as well proceed. She showed me to her room and I laid the. 6 on her table and got butt nekkid on her bed. She asked if I had a condom and of course I didn't bring any so she grabbed one from her girlfriend. She got undressed and gave me covered head for 5 mins that was so so then assumed the missionary position. I was pounding it for a good 5 mins and she was making faint moaning noises and started to squirt on me which I didn't mind but after that lost my erection because the room started smelling like straight shit. I was asking myself did this ***** squirt on me or took a dump. I pulled the condom off and acted like I came because I could not handle the smell. She handed me a roll or toilet paper and asked if I need to use her bathroom to clean up. I was wiping myself down with the toilet paper looking for shit stains anywhere but nope just a gawd awful smell. She sprayed the room with febreeze which barely help. I got the hell out of there. On my way home the smell was so bad that my car reeked of the smell of straight ass. I had cleaned myself up in her bathroom with soap before leaving but the smell was still on my hands. I went home showered for a hr trying to get the smell off of me. I also rubbed hand sanitizer on my hands and privates which was a bad mistake because it was heating up down there like icy hot. Even after showering and scrubbing I could still smell her nasty ass on hands. I've never in my life smelled a girl so bad in my 51 yrs of life. I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/33962555/4047813757[/URL][/QUOTE]If I was you I would be re-thinking whether I would partaking in the hobby anymore as well! Sounds disgusting!

[QUOTE=Aloha807;4318322]No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

(Gagworthy tale of woe.)

I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/33962555/4047813757[/URL][/QUOTE]Not to join in the dogpile since you already know you made a whole laundry list of mistakes, but I just wanted to comment on that hard-to-shake pussy funk (I think we've all been there).

Girls who take dick all day eventually wind up with bacterial vaginosis. This is a pretty nasty infection which starts with Gardnerella vaginalis; it creates a toxic biofilm (a slime, pretty much) which coats the vaginal walls, making it a better environment for bacterial growth.

When you slide your fingers or dick into an infected vagina, that slimy coating sloughs off and coats your fingers and dick (even with a condom, as you pound it kind of splashes out around the root of your dick). It contains a cytotoxic protein which can penetrate the epithelial cell wall, which is why it doesn't wash off.

You can wash it off with benzene (mechanics used to use it to remove grease back in the day, and yes, it's toxic, but occasional use won't kill you; source: I'm an organic chemist, among other talents), and you could probably displace it if you could wash with a fruit-sourced conjugated diene (though fair warning, then you hands will smell like tangerines for *weeks* More simply, you can just scrub like a mofo with Lava bar soap, and just strip the outer layer of cells off.

Otherwise, it fades in a couple of days just through natural epithelial replacement.

Fortunately the biofilm doesn't take hold on a dick; it requires the vagina's anaerobic conditions and heat to grow. You can certainly transmit it (in some cases) if you stick your slimed dick into another vagina, though; one reason you should switch condoms between holes if you're fucking a few girls at once.

O.

I got this crazy thing I do religiously, might help someone out. If I speak to a provider on the phone, after I get the information of the location, I Block and delete the text and phone number from my phone. I also clean out the web history. This prevents the crazy thought of a sassy lady cop standing in front of me saying last chance and hitting redial and my stupid ass Star Wars ringtone going off while I'm sitting there lying. I know it's not a cure all but provides one more layer of protection. And I hear you guys already, they need a search warrant to go through your phone Hahahaha but last time I told a cop pretty much me a ticket or shut the f&$k up, he did not have a happy face. Funny thing is, that it did not work out like on the TV cop shows or how I imagined it in my head. He did not shut the f at $k up and he wrote me a ticket or 3 just to make sure I knew he wasn't a liar. Hahahaha

[QUOTE=MidkniteMoon;4317247]What's up fellow mongers! Yo I have the craziest story from this morning. And I am just thanking my lucky stars I got to leave. So I connect with this chick from List Crawler, nothing suspicious, nothing out of the normal. She's staying at the Knights Inn in Forrest park off Riverdale, not my favorite place but I've been there before. So it's 8:30 in the morning, I pull up, and she's like park in the back. In the front, there's like 5 Sheriff cars and they are actually arresting this dude, so my first instinct is like yo, time to go. So I pull around back, she keeps asking me what car I'm in, I'm like why? What's the room number. So I'm there like literally a minute and a half, just as I went to put my car in gear to leave, 5 sheriffs walk to my car. I delete my texting app immediately, idk why I did, but if they went through my phone they would've found nothing. Thankfully I'm an intelligent guy, somewhat, idiotic move not to leave immediately, I told them I was there to take my friend somewhere. So eventually they asked me to step out of the car, I gave them my I'd, ran my name, nothing came up, and they like "I think you bullshitting me, you here to buy some pussy aren't you?" I'm like can I have my license back so I can leave? Obviously my friend isn't coming down. They kept asking me to show them the text and I'm like no. Am I under arrest? Then give me my aid so I can leave. Or let me call my Lawyer. They gave me my I'd and I dipped out ASAP. Never going back. I might be done monger I got to. Crazy as hell yo. Be safe out there my guys. My heart was beating so hard I'm like "my life is over". Smh. Again thanked my lucky stars.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=MidkniteMoon;4317247]What's up fellow mongers! Yo I have the craziest story from this morning. And I am just thanking my lucky stars I got to leave. So I connect with this chick from List Crawler, nothing suspicious, nothing out of the normal. She's staying at the Knights Inn in Forrest park off Riverdale, not my favorite place but I've been there before. So it's 8:30 in the morning, I pull up, and she's like park in the back. In the front, there's like 5 Sheriff cars and they are actually arresting this dude, so my first instinct is like yo, time to go. So I pull around back, she keeps asking me what car I'm in, I'm like why? What's the room number. So I'm there like literally a minute and a half, just as I went to put my car in gear to leave, 5 sheriffs walk to my car. I delete my texting app immediately, idk why I did, but if they went through my phone they would've found nothing. Thankfully I'm an intelligent guy, somewhat, idiotic move not to leave immediately, I told them I was there to take my friend somewhere. So eventually they asked me to step out of the car, I gave them my I'd, ran my name, nothing came up, and they like "I think you bullshitting me, you here to buy some pussy aren't you?" I'm like can I have my license back so I can leave? Obviously my friend isn't coming down. They kept asking me to show them the text and I'm like no. Am I under arrest? Then give me my aid so I can leave. Or let me call my Lawyer. They gave me my I'd and I dipped out ASAP. Never going back. I might be done monger I got to. Crazy as hell yo. Be safe out there my guys. My heart was beating so hard I'm like "my life is over". Smh. Again thanked my lucky stars.[/QUOTE]If all I am looking for is to buy a Big Mac and the parking lot has 6 sheriff cars in the lot, I'm choosing something else.

She's posted as Yumi in the past and now has her name as Tiny.

I was thinking of trying her out tomorrow.

If no info guess I'll be TOFTT.

EW.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.atlanta.listcrawler.com/post/34188434/Tiny[/URL]

Like everyone here is asking; what is the ad that was used or the number dialed?

Hell even if chicks I 100% know is selling pussy ask what car I'm in or what I'm wearing or are you here yet. I'm OUT. Remember these chicks use the same text app numbers so it can easily be recycled and then Johnny Law get a bright idea to fuck with citizens.

[QUOTE=MidkniteMoon;4317247]What's up fellow mongers! Yo I have the craziest story from this morning. And I am just thanking my lucky stars I got to leave. So I connect with this chick from List Crawler, nothing suspicious, nothing out of the normal. She's staying at the Knights Inn in Forrest park off Riverdale, not my favorite place but I've been there before. So it's 8:30 in the morning, I pull up, and she's like park in the back. In the front, there's like 5 Sheriff cars and they are actually arresting this dude, so my first instinct is like yo, time to go. So I pull around back, she keeps asking me what car I'm in, I'm like why? What's the room number. So I'm there like literally a minute and a half, just as I went to put my car in gear to leave, 5 sheriffs walk to my car. I delete my texting app immediately, idk why I did, but if they went through my phone they would've found nothing. Thankfully I'm an intelligent guy, somewhat, idiotic move not to leave immediately, I told them I was there to take my friend somewhere. So eventually they asked me to step out of the car, I gave them my I'd, ran my name, nothing came up, and they like "I think you bullshitting me, you here to buy some pussy aren't you?" I'm like can I have my license back so I can leave? Obviously my friend isn't coming down. They kept asking me to show them the text and I'm like no. Am I under arrest? Then give me my aid so I can leave. Or let me call my Lawyer. They gave me my I'd and I dipped out ASAP. Never going back. I might be done monger I got to. Crazy as hell yo. Be safe out there my guys. My heart was beating so hard I'm like "my life is over". Smh. Again thanked my lucky stars.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheRonChapman;4318573]You walked in and 1. There was a dude in there and 2. There were chicks smoking crack right out in front of you and your response was "WTH, I am already here. " WTF??

I read "reports" on this board all the time and I am still amazed what and who some guys are willing to do. If I walk in and there is ANYONE but the provider in the room I am out. If I see anything that even resembles drug use, I'm out. Hell if I get an itch in the wrong place on my head, or the wind blows a little funny or I get any thing but the all clear feeling, I roll out. What if there is a bust, then they can all say it was your crack and you are double f-cked. No way.[/QUOTE]LOL to each there own. I really did care about anything that I saw or who was there I'm just sharing my experience and the only thing that I was not ok with was the nasty smell.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;4318811]Not to join in the dogpile since you already know you made a whole laundry list of mistakes, but I just wanted to comment on that hard-to-shake pussy funk (I think we've all been there).

Girls who take dick all day eventually wind up with bacterial vaginosis. This is a pretty nasty infection which starts with Gardnerella vaginalis; it creates a toxic biofilm (a slime, pretty much) which coats the vaginal walls, making it a better environment for bacterial growth.

When you slide your fingers or dick into an infected vagina, that slimy coating sloughs off and coats your fingers and dick (even with a condom, as you pound it kind of splashes out around the root of your dick). It contains a cytotoxic protein which can penetrate the epithelial cell wall, which is why it doesn't wash off.

You can wash it off with benzene (mechanics used to use it to remove grease back in the day, and yes, it's toxic, but occasional use won't kill you; source: I'm an organic chemist, among other talents), and you could probably displace it if you could wash with a fruit-sourced conjugated diene (though fair warning, then you hands will smell like tangerines for *weeks* More simply, you can just scrub like a mofo with Lava bar soap, and just strip the outer layer of cells off.

Otherwise, it fades in a couple of days just through natural epithelial replacement.

Fortunately the biofilm doesn't take hold on a dick; it requires the vagina's anaerobic conditions and heat to grow. You can certainly transmit it (in some cases) if you stick your slimed dick into another vagina, though; one reason you should switch condoms between holes if you're fucking a few girls at once.

O.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip on getting the stinch off LOL. It eventually went away with scrubbing over and over and with soap an orange gojo.

[QUOTE=Aloha807;4318322]No reviews so I figured I take the plunge. Pictures looked good and I was horny. Asked for rates and she replied with.

6 I was pounding it for a good 5 mins and she was making faint moaning noises and started to squirt on me which I didn't mind but after that lost my erection because the room started smelling like straight shit. I was asking myself did this ***** squirt on me or took a dump. I pulled the condom off and acted like I came because I could not handle the smell. She handed me a roll or toilet paper and asked if I need to use her bathroom to clean up. I was wiping myself down with the toilet paper looking for shit stains anywhere but nope just a gawd awful smell. She sprayed the room with febreeze which barely help. I got the hell out of there. On my way home the smell was so bad that my car reeked of the smell of straight ass. I had cleaned myself up in her bathroom with soap before leaving but the smell was still on my hands. I went home showered for a hr trying to get the smell off of me. I also rubbed hand sanitizer on my hands and privates which was a bad mistake because it was heating up down there like icy hot. Even after showering and scrubbing I could still smell her nasty ass on hands. I've never in my life smelled a girl so bad in my 51 yrs of life. I felt so discussed I was contemplating quitting this hobby / addiction of mine. I'm gagging just thinking of the smell as I write this. Pardon my grammar as I'm writing this report on my phone.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/33962555/4047813757[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a similar experience a couple of years ago with a "Brazilian" girl in Norcross. It took a good two days and a lot of shower time to get rid of the smell. I had to throw my underwear and pants away, the smell would not wash out. About quitting this hobby / addiction. Well, I've quit several times. Problem is, my forgetter is much stronger than my resolve to quit this game forever. .

[QUOTE=EarlyWood;4319139]She's posted as Yumi in the past and now has her name as Tiny.

I was thinking of trying her out tomorrow.

If no info guess I'll be TOFTT.

EW.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.atlanta.listcrawler.com/post/34188434/Tiny[/URL][/QUOTE]4'3 and claims to be 21. Something doesn't sound right. She may be underage. You might want to take a pass on this one.

[QUOTE=MrHobbyist;4319538]4'3 and claims to be 21. Something doesn't sound right. She may be underage. You might want to take a pass on this one.[/QUOTE]Fucked probably 100 asian chicks and young girls don't have saggy tits like that in my experience. Factor the "asians look younger" factor and she's prolly 30+. Just my opinion and always appreciative of a heads up from fellow mongers. When in doubt ask for I'd.

Yeah. This chick is hiding baby damage in those pics.

[QUOTE=Nationalchamp;4319550]Fucked probably 100 asian chicks and young girls don't have saggy tits like that in my experience. Factor the "asians look younger" factor and she's prolly 30+. Just my opinion and always appreciative of a heads up from fellow mongers. When in doubt ask for I'd.[/QUOTE]

Hey ATL mongers, I'm from Nashville, and was wondering if you had any current info on one of your providers. I'd seen her a while back when she visited here and she was great. Anyone have her info? I'm attaching a pic. Thanks, and let me know if you have need of info if you travel here to Nashville.

[QUOTE=StlGuitarGuy;4319692]Hey ATL mongers, I'm from Nashville, and was wondering if you had any current info on one of your providers. I'd seen her a while back when she visited here and she was great. Anyone have her info? I'm attaching a pic. Thanks, and let me know if you have need of info if you travel here to Nashville.[/QUOTE]I think she is still around. 470-XXX-7438.

[URL]https://independent.com.atlanta.listcrawler.com/post/32374365/[/URL]

Keep us posted.

[QUOTE=TomSanders1970;4319943]I think she is still around. 470-XXX-7438.

[URL]https://independent.com.atlanta.listcrawler.com/post/32374365/[/URL]

Keep us posted.[/QUOTE]Amen, my brother. That I shall. Thanks for the info.