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[QUOTE=Fluxaeon;1504226]Heather has been reviewed ad-nauseum and is universally rated as bad news. She is a total psycho. You will have a better time if you slam your penis in a door frame.[/QUOTE]While you are absolutely correct, I just don't want any new readers to fall for this trap and waste their money. Bad providers deserved to be called out over and over again.
[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1504211][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage-appts-avail-8am-11pm-aaahh-mmmmmassage-by-karen-407-616-7122/6594533[/url]
I am thinking about setting an appointment with this one. Wanted to check with the lads to see if any of you mongers have seen her.
As a tip to you lads, check out Pam. She takes limited appointments and fancies herself an artist which is pretty annoying. That said, she is a nice lady though a bit older. YMMV, but you will leave satisfied if you are cool with her.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/artist-touch/6789096[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for the immediate response by a couple of you guys via PM about Karen. Word is this lady is a slob, her pics are old, has a male roommate / husband that roams around while you get a massage, gives a terrible rub with too much oil and has a nasty attitude. Don't waste your time as at least three of you guys had the same thing to say about her. Thru the public forum, this is when this site is at it's best when we call out bad providers and spare each other from wasting our money with bad service.
I sincerely appreciate the responses. You guys are a good group of dudes.
[QUOTE=Fluxaeon;1504226]Heather has been reviewed ad-nauseum and is universally rated as bad news. She is a total psycho. You will have a better time if you slam your penis in a door frame.[/QUOTE]Aloma Heather is a a little better. She advertises on CL. She's not into it as much as many are but decent massage and have left happy despite it being mechanical. I've heard others have been more successful.
One weird thing she's in a one story Class C office building that is locked all the time so younhave to stand outside till she comes and gets you. Also no shower.
[QUOTE=Fluxaeon;1504226]Heather has been reviewed ad-nauseum and is universally rated as bad news. She is a total psycho. You will have a better time if you slam your penis in a door frame.[/QUOTE]I have to agree. At the end I looked at her and she said "I'am not a hooker". No one said you were and she became very cold.
I should have read the reviews as they were right. My bad.
Hopefully, I'll get a chance to meet Joan.
[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;1504216]They have lowered their prices. Apparently times are tough for the ladies. Shiwa is a notorious complainer but considering the increased competition on Colonial, I'm not surprised that they are not very busy. These girls are solid and I support them just based on the fact they are so nice and the massage is freaking awesome. Good affordable optionat$65 / hr.[/QUOTE]Hey PM me with details and all new prices thanks
[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;1504216]They have lowered their prices. Apparently times are tough for the ladies. Shiwa is a notorious complainer but considering the increased competition on Colonial, I'm not surprised that they are not very busy. These girls are solid and I support them just based on the fact they are so nice and the massage is freaking awesome. Good affordable optionat$65 / hr.[/QUOTE]doesn't surprise me, went out yesterday shopping and all I can say is holy shti they want me to pay 70-80 for an hour to get a rub from, I hate to say it but some ugly old woman? No way! Went to star, international, be-spa and the worst oriental healing therapy the masan showed me 3 ladies and all of them were old as hell. Damn.
[QUOTE=Ftguy68;1502633]Wait wait wait. You got Jorgette to give a HE?[/QUOTE]Yes I saw her a bunch of times and ALWAYS left happy.
Hi folks, long time lurker finally jumping in the game. As stated in previous reports, this place is on Sand Lake Road across from the Florida Mall. Rate is 60/80 with TS included in the latter. Facilities are very nice. Rooms are private with doors that lock. Masseuse's name was Casey: average-to-pretty, mid-30s, limited english. TS is like a large, flat sink with built in drain; lots of attention to all the right places. Strike one: on way from TS back to room, someone else was at the counter and my masseuse still had me walk right past him in my towel. Massage was decent, but not very methodical. She spent too much time on some areas and not enough on others. Strike two: during the massage, door girl opened the door and almost walked another client in on my session (should have made use of that lock)! Towards the end, there was no sensual build-up; just pointing, asking if I minded, then going to town. She put some effort into her technique and allowed roaming pretty much anywhere, but the overall experience was a bit lacking.
This was my first experience here in O-town. All my previous experiences were in NYC, where services must have been standardized, because they were pretty similar no matter what spa you went to: decent back massage, sensual build-up to flip, manual tension release, then more frontal massage til time is up. Also, walking a client in on or past other clients was strictly verboten (not sure if this is in practice down here). Overall this place felt like they didn't quite have the process down, though they didn't completely strike out and I may still repeat (got a $10 off card on my way out). Will try other places around town first to see how they compare.
[QUOTE=Outdoorsman; 1504521]Aloma Heather is a a little better. She advertises on CL. She's not into it as much as many are but decent massage and have left happy despite it being mechanical. I've heard others have been more successful.
One weird thing she's in a one story Class C office building that is locked all the time so younhave to stand outside till she comes and gets you. Also no shower.[/QUOTE]Looks like she moved to Winter Springs and is no longer at this location. Her menu is open if she knows you, she shows no emotional and every thing is mechanical. Severals years ago, DATY, she showed alittle smile as she came. I have not gone back in 2 years.
[QUOTE=Envelope 57; 1504731]I have to agree. At the end I looked at her and she said "I'am not a hooker". No one said you were and she became very cold.
I should have read the reviews as they were right. My bad.
Hopefully, I'll get a chance to meet Joan.[/QUOTE]I hear she is no longer at her location on Temple because the other massage therapists were getting so many complainting about her being a wacko. I have not seen Bad heather in several years, I will own up to seeing her a few times. That was the true definition of insanity.
I use to see her a few years back. I actually had some fun with her. The face is much harsher than in her photos and not attractive but that body is just phenomenal. If you git on her good side there were goodies to be had. Bad part was you had to listen to all the drama in her life. That is one angry chick and she does not like men. You could hear her talk about the client that became her boyfriend then mooched off her for months. Then there's the episode she just doesn't get when a great guy she was seeing walked out in dinner on her just because she ran into a male friend / client and she started talking to him instead of her date. Sometimes I swear when I was around her you could actually hear. The tick tick tick of a time-bomb getting ready to go off.
[QUOTE=Barolo;1505281]I hear she is no longer at her location on Temple because the other massage therapists were getting so many complainting about her being a wacko. I have not seen Bad heather in several years, I will own up to seeing her a few times. That was the true definition of insanity.[/QUOTE]
Heather is a name that has been blasted, sand blasted and nuked on this board scores of times.
The drama queen (red head) who shows tits and provocative pose in ads could easily be a person who goes postal on you and does a Lorena Bobbitt on your manhood right there on the table. She is known as the man hater for good reason. She freaking hates men and if she so much as accidently brushes your privates it sends her into a verbal rage because you made a sound to let her know that was okay. I would not go there again if it were free and including extra's never before known to the human race. Someday she is going to forget the meds and.
The larger but cute Heather who offers a reasonable price will bring you in the first couple visits thinking your going to get very lucky. Happy ending plus and then. Comes the attitude. Sour, very sour
The third one who runs the ads with the cheap ass looking dress has so many bad reviews here I think she must be related to The Ocoee Lizzard!
If an ad reads the name Heather in these parts, you have been warned.
[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1504211][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage-appts-avail-8am-11pm-aaahh-mmmmmassage-by-karen-407-616-7122/6594533[/url]
I am thinking about setting an appointment with this one. Wanted to check with the lads to see if any of you mongers have seen her.
As a tip to you lads, check out Pam. She takes limited appointments and fancies herself an artist which is pretty annoying. That said, she is a nice lady though a bit older. YMMV, but you will leave satisfied if you are cool with her.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/artist-touch/6789096[/url][/QUOTE]The lady in the first link has zero personality and her place reeks of dog piss and is filthy. I actually checked myself for fleas after the appointment.
As for Pam, she's been around for years and has some miles on her.
[QUOTE=PlamoOne;1505149]doesn't surprise me, went out yesterday shopping and all I can say is holy shti they want me to pay 70-80 for an hour to get a rub from, I hate to say it but some ugly old woman? No way! Went to star, international, be-spa and the worst oriental healing therapy the masan showed me 3 ladies and all of them were old as hell. Damn.[/QUOTE]At Oriental on Colonial, the one I am assuming you are talking about based on your description, most of the therapists are old by AMP standards but the massage is very good and it is only $64. Legit experience with no HE. At that place you are there for the massage so the fact that they are all old doesn't really matter.
[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/3170336010.html[/url]
I've called and called her several times with no luck, anyone here has been luckier than me, any feedback?