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Okay, she called me today and said she doesn't want to do it. Then she called me and said she'd do it anyway. So we need to strike while the irony is hot (sorry for the bad pun. . . Ah, fuck it, I'm not sorry at all). If you've PM'd me saying you want in, this is what I need from you. Give me three times and days that you're available at least two hours. Something like Sundays 11 am, Wednesdays 7 pm, Fridays 4 pm. It seems everyone has time constraints, so I need to coordinate a day that works for most people. Also I need someone to host. If you have a spot that 8 - 10 people can gather then squirt lumpy gravy all over this delicious little crumpet (Hey! Crumpet rhymes with Strumpet! Let me know that as well. If the space is available only at certain times, let me know that too.

I've tried to do these before, but there's usually a number of flies in the ointment. Hopefully I can coordinate this before we're returning or re-gifting Christmas presents.

Coochie (un regalo de los magi) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. LUMPY GRAVY! Did you get the Frank Zappa reference?

Love it, but I was thinking more like Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy! 😂😂

This is a black girl with a bad attitude and horrible service.

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Okay, a couple of weeks ago I sent at 50 PMs to you guys about Bite Size Mona. Typical of these girls, she ghosted me when I tried to call her. Today, she calls me wondering why I had stopped.

ME: Stopped what?

HER: No one's calling me!

ME: I don't know what you're talking about. I said I'd get in touch with my people and let them know about you. I did that. Now what are you talking about?

HER: You've stopped.

ME: I said I'd let 10 of my guys know, and I actually told over 40. I can't make them call you. If they call you great! If they don't, well that's on them.

HER: What site do you have me on?

If this was an old movie, this is where the sound of a needle skidding sideways across a record album would dominate the soundtrack.

In one of those moments of clarity that only occurs under pressure, I came up with this: There is NO website. I don't know what you're talking about.

HER: You have me on a website. I want to know what it is.

ME Fucking Genius: I said "THERE IS NO WEBSITE!" (Genius part coming up!)You're not on a WEBSITE! I belong to a group! I sent emails to people in the group that were interested in you. I don't have anything about you on a website![/B].

Growing up Catholic, I learned early on that there is no lie as effective as a half-told truth. So here goes my logic: I sent e-mails (PMs) to my group. My group formed Ad Hoc! It may not have existed as a group before I posted something, but the group rapidly developed, and I sent PMs (a type of email) to everyone in the group.

So I know that, in the past, telling a provider about this website has led to unhappiness for members. So now when a provider asks "How did you hear about me?" or "What website are you on?" or anything that would lead them here, you just say [B]"No website! GROUP!!!".

"Guys in my group e-maled me (yep, that was intentional) about your Beautiful or Sorry or Thieving Ass, and that's how I found out. ".

I'm more worried about providers finding out about USASG, so let's keep our site safe from prying eyes. So please, from now on, rather than discussing this site, you belong to a group. The group shares info via e-male. End of story.

Coochie (into GROUP sex!) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4895231]Okay, a couple of weeks ago I sent at 50 PMs to you guys about Bite Size Mona. Typical of these girls, she ghosted me when I tried to call her. Today, she calls me wondering why I had stopped.

ME: Stopped what?

HER: No one's calling me!

ME: I don't know what you're talking about. I said I'd get in touch with my people and let them know about you. I did that. Now what are you talking about?

HER: You've stopped.

ME: I said I'd let 10 of my guys know, and I actually told over 40. I can't make them call you. If they call you great! If they don't, well that's on them.

HER: What site do you have me on?

If this was an old movie, this is where the sound of a needle skidding sideways across a record album would dominate the soundtrack.

In one of those moments of clarity that only occurs under pressure, I came up with this: There is NO website. I don't know what you're talking about.

HER: You have me on a website. I want to know what it is.

ME Fucking Genius: I said "THERE IS NO WEBSITE!" (Genius part coming up!)You're not on a WEBSITE! I belong to a group! I sent emails to people in the group that were interested in you. I don't have anything about you on a website![/B].

Growing up Catholic, I learned early on that there is no lie as effective as a half-told truth. So here goes my logic: I sent e-mails (PMs) to my group. My group formed Ad Hoc! It may not have existed as a group before I posted something, but the group rapidly developed, and I sent PMs (a type of email) to everyone in the group.

So I know that, in the past, telling a provider about this website has led to unhappiness for members. So now when a provider asks "How did you hear about me?" or "What website are you on?" or anything that would lead them here, you just say [B]"No website! GROUP!!!".

"Guys in my group e-maled me (yep, that was intentional) about your Beautiful or Sorry or Thieving Ass, and that's how I found out. ".

I'm more worried about providers finding out about USASG, so let's keep our site safe from prying eyes. So please, from now on, rather than discussing this site, you belong to a group. The group shares info via e-male. End of story.

Coochie (into GROUP sex!) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]You sent me her number. I texted her same night. Back and forth twice, then she disappeared. Tried her again a couple days later, ghost town. Idk, maybe I pissed her off, or maybe (more likely) I wasn't nearly exciting enough. Who knows. But if you're still getting something together with Miss DSL, hit me up. I'd be down (I pm'd but probably well after everyone else).

I tell them I am a member of a 12 step group. A friend from there gave me your number.

[QUOTE=Anduril77;4896563]I tell them I am a member of a 12 step group. A friend from there gave me your number.[/QUOTE]Me too. A group I was once in had 3 or 4 legit mongers, they're probably on here too. I often think about how I should've been exchanging info back then instead of pretending to learn.

What happened to the Filipina that used to be around? Small A cup, not fat but pleasantly plump. Did she fall off the face of the earth with backpage? Damn the name slips my mind also.

And even offered an incall. The advertisement only lasted a few days before it was gone. Pricing was the same as always. I don't think she lives arround here anymore. Just comes to visit from time to time, and make a few bucks at the same time.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;4897602]What happened to the Filipina that used to be around? Small A cup, not fat but pleasantly plump. Did she fall off the face of the earth with backpage? Damn the name slips my mind also.[/QUOTE]

I probably should not have put my granny story in Escorts. About 10 years ago woman moved in a few doors down. She was early 60's and a recent widow. First thing I noticed were those nice tits on a rough looking older gal with a decent shape. She is short maybe 4-10 and skinny. One day her car would not start so I gave her a jump. This was at 5 am. A few days earlier I found her keys on the sidewalk and returned them. She had opened the door wearing a sexy robe. She did look nice. After work she brought me a bottle of wine. I invited her in and said we should share a glass. I told her when she answered her door that she had given and old dog a bone. She lit up smiling. She was wearing a low cut top showing off those tits. I came out and said for a woman her age you sure have nice breasts. She said she had gotten them done after breast feeding three kids. I then asked if I could see them and she pulled up her top. They were fabulous. Then I asked if I could have a taste and she said yes. She came while I was doing it. I worked my way down and gave her oral for 5-6 cums. The couch was soaked with all the squirting. She gave me a really good blow job and left. Then a month goes by and I get a text. She comes over to my house. High as a kite on pain killers and booze. Turns out she had all kinds of cancer, anal, spine, but was doing ok. So no anal with this one and she was also against anything like K9 where her back was turned to me. If I ever invited her, she would not come over. She had to be loaded on oxy and lonely and it had to be her idea. There was lots of family drama I had to listen to. So that wasn't fun. She didn't care for my boring life either. When she was over I would give her 110% until she was begging to get fucked. One day I ran into her son in law and it turned out to be an old friend of mine from 25 years ago. Oddly I ended up banging his old girlfriend who was well over 20 years older than him. Anyway, this old blonde out of bottle is about 70 now, lots of wrinkles, health issue, but still fits like an old glove. We have been on and off. She had been mad a me for not taking her on a real date. Honestly I don't want to be seen with her. We have a lot of common friends we know. We went almost 2 years once without messing around. I'm pretty sure she was down with cancer. I will say for a woman her age she had a nice vagina and super nice breasts. I've paid for worse with women a third her age. She's seen the women come and go from my house and knows I'm paying for it. I always get the lecture about if I'm clean or not. She does always arrive freshly bathed and a Victoria Secret outfit under her coat. No one suspects us because of our age difference. Goes to show you never know what is really going on. I've had some girlfriends from time to time who cheated on my with 75 year old men with beer guts. Thats why I don't have girlfriends. They are like us, they will fuck anything under the right circumstances.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;4897602]What happened to the Filipina that used to be around? Small A cup, not fat but pleasantly plump. Did she fall off the face of the earth with backpage? Damn the name slips my mind also.[/QUOTE]Looks like she is still around.

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[QUOTE=BrewCityGuy;4897892]Looks like she is still around.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/leesa-lee-aka-missvanity-escort-milwaukee-46241[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes this is her. Thank you and BigMilwaukee for responding. Now I remember she was a little steep in her requirements.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;4898168]Yes this is her. Thank you and BigMilwaukee for responding. Now I remember she was a little steep in her requirements.[/QUOTE]I've had my eye on her for years now. The price always kept me from pulling the trigger. Although I will say I can't remember ever reading a bad report about her.

Two guys said they have locations. I say "Great! Let me know so we can get this set up!" No response.

So if you are one of the two guys that said you have locations, please PM me immediately. I'm waiting on you!

Coochie (The Impatient) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4900953]Two guys said they have locations. I say "Great! Let me know so we can get this set up!" No response.

So if you are one of the two guys that said you have locations, please PM me immediately. I'm waiting on you!

Coochie (The Impatient) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Herding cats. That's what it was like when I set up both gangbangs. Good luck bro.

HS.