The Massholes

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6131556]What's the matter? Lonely? [/QUOTE]Why is this old but stupid person talking to me? Go away, you worthless sack of shit!

[QUOTE=Andir;6129439]And what exactly you give to this forum besides your extreme stupidity?[/QUOTE]I have gone through your list of post and mostly done on this particular forum Massholes just lots of beaching and the usual negative feedback, now what's really interesting you started posting just about the same time Waverly and 1 Main were being closed down for good which tells a lot of who you are. Yes that's right you'rea rat POS.

[QUOTE=JohnGlobalCorp;6134123]I have gone through your list of post and mostly done on this particular forum Massholes just lots of beaching and the usual negative feedback, now what's really interesting you started posting just about the same time Waverly and 1 Main were being closed down for good which tells a lot of who you are. Yes that's right you'rea rat POS.[/QUOTE]LOL! You are hands down the stupidest individual on this board.

And what the hell is this: 'your list of post'; 'lots of beaching'. Are you Chinese? English obviously is not your language and 'list of post' sounds super Chinese to me. Or you are just slightly retarded?

[QUOTE=LilBoyBlue;6134164]It is quite easy to see the mannish facial features and the way he / she hides the package between the legs. This one's a dude, fellas. No doubt about it. If you've been with this one, you've done a dude. Live with it. Ya got to be more curious and inquisitive before ya take the leap. Now you can better understand just why the elitists are muddying the lines of male and female. If it looks like a duck. You know the rest.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6134223]The bottom line is, [b]"it" sucks.[/b] Typical Brazilian. Nothing special here boys, let's move on.[/QUOTE]Finallly, the Tranny Expert weighs in! Of course you know "It" sucks, you have personal experience! You wrote 2 Reviews on the Other Site about your "Dates" with Nanda Brazil aka Malanna. I like the 2nd Review, Nice Touch:

"On the day of the date Nanda text me to confirm since there was expecting snowfall. I assured her I had 4 wheel drive and snow wasn't an issue. I would be there for our date. I arrived at her apartment with a bottle of champagne. ".

Didn't think you had it in you to spring for a bottle of Champagne. Women, Pre-op, or Post-op, you don't discriminate, you have plenty of reviews on the Other Site to prove it! Maybe if you were allowed to post them here, your Bullshit Rating wouldn't be so high at 98%, Lmao!

[QUOTE=Demmacssawi;6127454]Anyone have any experience with this place? Is it "legit"? Is a HE offered? (or more?) Thanks.[/QUOTE]Sounds like we have another AsianYY here, spreading bullshit and leading Mongers on a risky escapade. No, you shithead. Same goes for the other chain massage centers, such as Massage Envy and the likes. Now, if someone here got a secret handy from a renegade therapist, good for you. Score! But, none of these chains will risk it. Imagine a Monger got a handy at one of these places and LEO showed up? Wow. It'll be breaking news all over the place. You think they want that publicity? Only Asian AMPs have that reputation and it's obviously no secret. Plus, anyone who thinks that these places give more, you're most likely to politely be told no, asked to leave or they will call LEO on you. And, yeah. No refund.

[QUOTE=Evenings;6134550]Although I'm white I can confirm that attitudes are what I would consider very weird. Even outside of that, my general advice here is avoid.[/QUOTE]I'm a non-"Caucasian" myself and I've spoken to a few providers that don't want to see anyone other than that. They pretty much said, "Well, I usually don't. But, I can make an exception". I just say, forget it. That's the only thing they'll be thinking about and the session won't be fun. Session is supposed to be drama-free.

Let's be honest, it's their body and their mouth. If they don't want to suck another type of dick or want that kind inside them, so be it. It's their preference. I don't discriminate. I'll see anyone that can provide the service I'm looking for. Some guys like to test them to see if they'll make an exception. I wouldn't bother. I'm not paying their asking rate to convince anyone. If you want it, see me. If not, I'll look elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6134536]Lmao![/QUOTE]That's what I'm doing right now, at you and not at your comment. You're the expert and dicks, you dick. Oh, HomoAss continues to deny, deflect and comment on others. L-O-S-E-are.

You're actually the favorite right now, over the other blowjob clerks at the adult store. How's your knees? You can't comment at anything else because you have nothing else to comment on. Enough said.

Like Sarah Palin would say, "drill baby drill", the guy you're sucking is saying, "suck baby suck".

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6134536]Bullshit Rating[/QUOTE]Yes, thanks for letting the entire forum know about your bullshit rating. Have a nice day.

It speaks and no one listens. Remember dick lover, we want pussy and not interested in men and your adventures in gay land. Save yourself the trouble, web space and bandwidth.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6134722]............ I don't discriminate. I'll see anyone that can provide the service I'm looking for.........[/QUOTE]Thanks for the quick confirmation of my previous Post! Yup, Women, Pre-op, Post-op doesn't matter! Anyone that can provide the Service!

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6133705]For a minimum of 1 K, I hope it's the most explosive experience you ever had. If you do see Natasha, would love to hear about it.[/QUOTE]Being an expert in all things monger related why didn't you give the guy some of your world famous unsolicited advice? Did you forget you have experience with high end porn stars like Keisha?

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;5065149] I've made a mistake in my younger years of seeing Keisha, the porn star. It was about 1 K and felt the need to get it off the bucket list. It was anything but. I've had escorts that were 150 that gave me an excellent time over Keisha. Her BBBJ wasn't even great, for an experienced porn star and her pussy was so loose that I couldn't even feel shit during CFS. At the end, she ended up jerking me off. It was definitely all business. It was lessons learned. I hope that none of you make that same financial mistake.[/QUOTE]Shit, you even reviewed her from your WongMichael account, surprised you forgot.

[QUOTE=WongMichael;4518551]Personal experience w / a 1,000 porn star. It sucked. Worse than a regular escort. Her pussy was so loose that you couldn't feel a thing and her BBBJ was awful. She used open mouth BJ, where it's almost like not touching your dick. I believe that's a porn skill where it doesn't make the actor cum too quick. Overall, my personal experience w / porn stars was not only bad. But, a financial mistake. If you're curious who that porn star was, it was Keisha. Yes, I'm that old! LOL.[/QUOTE]And:

[QUOTE=WongMichael;4777871] Once in a lifetime experience w / a porn star. I had mine w / keisha and it was an "OK" experience, regular 100-150 escorts was better than her. .[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6134966]Thanks for the quick confirmation of my previous Post! Yup, Women, Pre-op, Post-op doesn't matter! Anyone that can provide the Service![/QUOTE]WiseAss strikes again. Two posts in one day, maybe more and much more. The incompetent cock sucker wants to go, let's go. Let's see how far you reach. You're just adding numbers for me, Homo. Keep it going. Then, you're alarm will go off to report to sucking duties. You know, halloween is around the corner. Time to get out the Samantha outfit. You know the guys will cum quicker if you wear that. But, you like it long for a good buildup to spray the spunk all over your nasty pimple infested face. Nice job CrackAss.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;6134966]Thanks for the quick confirmation of my previous Post! Yup, Women, Pre-op, Post-op doesn't matter! Anyone that can provide the Service![/QUOTE]Oh, seeing Ashley's husband doesn't count as a review you know. We want pussies, not cocks. Unfortunately, you didn't get the message. And, she said your cage has been cleaned up whenever you're done working at the adult store. She's got a group of Tops coming and you're contestant number 1. Get ready BabyAss.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;5147123]I did in the past with the agent or secretary for Porn Star Keisha. [b]I gave a 6/10[/b] and lectured me about what she did for me, etc. Hence, the reason why she never got anything less than a 9/10. She offered me a discount to [b]remove the review.[/b] That was years ago. I have read comments in the Listcrawler where a girl responded to bad comments. I haven't seen any in this forum yet. But, I'm sure they all know about it.[/QUOTE]So Monkey Mike McBragg, I just looked thru Keisha's reviews on the other site and not a single one of the 110 posted reviews is a 6/10. Please explain.

Mike knows all, posts on all threads and has even admitted to fucking Post Ops but he apparently has another expert rating: Gay adult stores in Boston.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6134867]over the other blowjob clerks at the adult store..[/QUOTE]Can you elaborate on how you know "the other blow job clerks"?

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6120730] like you sucking my balls like you do at the adult store booths.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6116268]Time to open up the adult shop FagMan. Put away the Party City police uniform and put on your leather outfit. [b]The guys will be happy.[/b][/QUOTE]You seem to know a lot about the "guys" LOL.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;6114568]dick lover at the Adult shop. It's Friday and the boys in the booth want service. [b] Oh, so nice for you to join us again.[/b] [/QUOTE]No thanks, but if Friday cock smoking gets you off then have at it McFag!