Massage Parlor Reports

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I went last month because the reviews of her seemed pretty good. First mistake I made was getting an hour. The massage is just light caressing and that's about it. I really want a real massage from these girls and most of the time it isn't even close. Her tits are pretty nice but along with them is a full size mess of a body! BBBJ is an option but I never like them because I'm kinda wide. This is when I envy skinny dick guys. Too much roof of the mouth! I may go back for a half hour; hopefully I won't find myself desperate enough. Really nice, comfortable, and private room though at 12 and stephenson in the same building as the skate park- which you can fully hear through the wall with no problem if that is a deal breaker for you. Reviews said that she would take care of you but I thought that meant a good massage too! No sir.

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I went last month because the reviews of her seemed pretty good. First mistake I made was getting an hour. The massage is just light caressing and that's about it. I really want a real massage from these girls and most of the time it isn't even close. Her tits are pretty nice but along with them is a full size mess of a body! BBBJ is an option but I never like them because I'm kinda wide. This is when I envy skinny dick guys. Too much roof of the mouth! I may go back for a half hour; hopefully I won't find myself desperate enough. Really nice, comfortable, and private room though at 12 and stephenson in the same building as the skate park- which you can fully hear through the wall with no problem if that is a deal breaker for you. Reviews said that she would take care of you but I thought that meant a good massage too! No sir.[/QUOTE]That lady is gross looking cheese have to pay me to massage her.

[QUOTE=Hotcarl76;3294581]Hey newbie- yeah M1 is $140 all inclusive, but the parking lot is a cop haven let alone you walk that 45 foot walk of shame from your car to the AMP. If anyone sees you, they your not getting an African hair weave or buying Cheetos at family dollar. In the past, I have watched a state police just sit there and watch me for a couple minutes. No joke. I don't like m1.

Getting priced out of the market is the guy who is considering giving ebony at Saigon spa $150 on top of the house fee = $230 who's smoking crack here? If you want FS at Silver Spa, Brownstone, its $180. I drove by the shack known as Sunrise Spa- anyone who has a car from century has a 50/50 chance of getting it stolen if you go there and drop $180 total.

I'm no newbie but been at it for 6 yrs. I'm no subject matter EXPERT, but I know the market here.[/QUOTE]I wish there was a like button on these posts.

Hotcarl, you the man!

Never pay more than $. Just give mamasan that up front and say that's what you always pay. Works everytime. She trys to give you shit, but just stick to your guns. There used to be a mamasan a long while back that wouldn't put up with that shit, but this one is much easier to work with.

I agree, Hot Carls for all!

[QUOTE=JietMan;3295262]I wish there was a like button on these posts.

Hotcarl, you the man![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MusicBoss10;3291293]Girl in photo does not work there and this place is DYI only, just like the place in Waterford. Same owner I believe.[/QUOTE]So I called this place and at first they told me 100 for an hour, but they also had a full menu when you arrived. So curiosity got to me and today I stopped in and asked to see the menu. 70 for an hour for a male. There were two very attractive women one in her mid 30's and one probably in her mid 20's behind the counter. But they did have waxing and some other things on the menu. I will to back for a toftt but it is the same owner as the one in Waterford Reiki. Any info on that place in Waterford?

[QUOTE=WalterW;3295422]Never pay more than $. Just give mamasan that up front and say that's what you always pay. Works everytime. She trys to give you shit, but just stick to your guns. There used to be a mamasan a long while back that wouldn't put up with that shit, but this one is much easier to work with.[/QUOTE]I only pay $ as well and get pretty much whatever I want. Don't pay more than that.

Stopped here for the first time in 8 or 9 months. Had to sign a sheet near the door that basically said "nothing illegal will take place while here. " Weird. Other than that, the same as ever, saggy old lady offering unethusiastic FS for $1. 2. Not worth it to me. Other locations offer better service for the same amount. Huge Bush and horrible perm if you're into that.

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I went last month because the reviews of her seemed pretty good. First mistake I made was getting an hour. The massage is just light caressing and that's about it. I really want a real massage from these girls and most of the time it isn't even close. Her tits are pretty nice but along with them is a full size mess of a body! BBBJ is an option but I never like them because I'm kinda wide. This is when I envy skinny dick guys. Too much roof of the mouth! I may go back for a half hour; hopefully I won't find myself desperate enough. Really nice, comfortable, and private room though at 12 and stephenson in the same building as the skate park- which you can fully hear through the wall with no problem if that is a deal breaker for you. Reviews said that she would take care of you but I thought that meant a good massage too! No sir.[/QUOTE]I saw her back when she worked in her condo. She must have had neighbor problems because she asked me to whisper and tip toe in the hallway.

I wasn't attracted to her and found her oral skill lacking. She did look like her current pictures but this goes back well over a year. YMMV.

Yes any kind of massagie can be had for that. No clue why people pay more. Just drives the price up. If they ask to much money and don't get it, the price will start coming down. Or just pay $ and not worry about all that. As I mentioned before, yum yum gives a lackluster performence.

[QUOTE=ContinentalMan;3295855]I only pay $ as well and get pretty much whatever I want. Don't pay more than that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ContinentalMan;3295855]I only pay $ as well and get pretty much whatever I want. Don't pay more than that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WalterW;3295422]Never pay more than $. Just give mamasan that up front and say that's what you always pay. Works everytime. She trys to give you shit, but just stick to your guns. There used to be a mamasan a long while back that wouldn't put up with that shit, but this one is much easier to work with.[/QUOTE]Does 100 get you FS, BBBJ, MSOG? Hour or half?

I've been there but it's been at least 5-6 years ago. I can't remember much from the visit.

[QUOTE=Hotcarl76;3294581]Hey newbie- yeah M1 is $140 all inclusive, but the parking lot is a cop haven let alone you walk that 45 foot walk of shame from your car to the AMP. If anyone sees you, they your not getting an African hair weave or buying Cheetos at family dollar. In the past, I have watched a state police just sit there and watch me for a couple minutes. No joke. I don't like m1.

Getting priced out of the market is the guy who is considering giving ebony at Saigon spa $150 on top of the house fee = $230 who's smoking crack here? If you want FS at Silver Spa, Brownstone, its $180. I drove by the shack known as Sunrise Spa- anyone who has a car from century has a 50/50 chance of getting it stolen if you go there and drop $180 total.

I'm no newbie but been at it for 6 yrs. I'm no subject matter EXPERT, but I know the market here.[/QUOTE]I don't understand what a lot of this means, but OK. I chuckled.

I'm not sure if "newbie" is supposed to be some kind of jab (I've been frequenting massage parlors for the better part of 20 years. But who's counting). I'll repeat what I originally posted. STOP PAYING MORE THAN $140 ANYWHERE! I see a few recent posts about only paying $100 at M1. I'm taking that advice when I go in there this week. We have to start getting these prices down to a more "reasonable" rate.

If you're paying $180 at Silver and / or Brownstone, you're paying WAY too much. According to your post (#8047. From last month) you wrote:

She is new and is trained to get as much $$ as possible but for you ass-clowns that are giving Asian housewives $1. 2 to 1. 4 for FS, STOP, go home and jerk off in the mirror. You are fucking things up for us. So, I get treated like a total cheap ass for giving her $ for FS and she refuses.

So, since you posted that last month, why would you bother to take the time to bust my balls about posting (pretty much) the same thing.

I'm not trying to start any shit with you (or anyone else), it's just that when people post that they're paying all these different prices, now I have to negotiate, thus wasting my time. I understand that you're trying to be funny with what you post (and that's fine), but why contradict the prices you pay from post to post. We're all in this together to not get ripped off.

Also. I never understand why guys are so worried about walking through a parking lot to go into a massage establishment. If it's that embarassing for you, you might want to get a new hobby. I promise you that the zombies wandering around the streets and / or strip-malls aren't paying attention and don't give a shit about you or where you're going.

[QUOTE=SpeakerBoner;3296086]I don't understand what a lot of this means, but OK. I chuckled.

I'm not sure if "newbie" is supposed to be some kind of jab (I've been frequenting massage parlors for the better part of 20 years. But who's counting). I'll repeat what I originally posted. STOP PAYING MORE THAN $140 ANYWHERE! I see a few recent posts about only paying $100 at M1. I'm taking that advice when I go in there this week. We have to start getting these prices down to a more "reasonable" rate.

If you're paying $180 at Silver and / or Brownstone, you're paying WAY too much. According to your post (#8047. From last month) you wrote:

She is new and is trained to get as much $$ as possible but for you ass-clowns that are giving Asian housewives $1. 2 to 1. 4 for FS, STOP, go home and jerk off in the mirror. You are fucking things up for us. So, I get treated like a total cheap ass for giving her $ for FS and she refuses.

So, since you posted that last month, why would you bother to take the time to bust my balls about posting (pretty much) the same thing.

I'm not trying to start any shit with you (or anyone else), it's just that when people post that they're paying all these different prices, now I have to negotiate, thus wasting my time. I understand that you're trying to be funny with what you post (and that's fine), but why contradict the prices you pay from post to post. We're all in this together to not get ripped off.

Also. I never understand why guys are so worried about walking through a parking lot to go into a massage establishment. If it's that embarassing for you, you might want to get a new hobby. I promise you that the zombies wandering around the streets and / or strip-malls aren't paying attention and don't give a shit about you or where you're going.[/QUOTE]I have to laugh at this, because its something that I have been bringing up on these boards, Whats the biggest complaint that you see on these local review boards?. Its that the spas are filled with ugly 55 and older women. If you want something cheap, go to Walmarts. If you want something really good, go to Nordstroms. It works the same way when dealing with massage parlors. You are telling this guy not to pay more than 140 because hes ruining it for the rest of us. But, in my opinion (since I like really good things), you are ruining it for me by being a cheap-ass. I have said on here before that 98% of the women working at spas around america are from Flushing, NY and L. A. and the word around there is not to come work in Michigan because the customers are cheap tippers (you). Therefore, the hot young girls will not come to Michigan and if you are into banging 58 year old grandmothers, then keep paying 140 dollars. But, some of us would rather pay 30 to 40 dollars more and get a hot 35 year old asian girl.

[QUOTE=SpeakerBoner;3296086]I don't understand what a lot of this means, but OK. I chuckled.

I'm not sure if "newbie" is supposed to be some kind of jab (I've been frequenting massage parlors for the better part of 20 years. But who's counting). I'll repeat what I originally posted. STOP PAYING MORE THAN $140 ANYWHERE! I see a few recent posts about only paying $100 at M1. I'm taking that advice when I go in there this week. We have to start getting these prices down to a more "reasonable" rate.

If you're paying $180 at Silver and / or Brownstone, you're paying WAY too much. According to your post (#8047. From last month) you wrote:

She is new and is trained to get as much $$ as possible but for you ass-clowns that are giving Asian housewives $1. 2 to 1. 4 for FS, STOP, go home and jerk off in the mirror. You are fucking things up for us. So, I get treated like a total cheap ass for giving her $ for FS and she refuses.

So, since you posted that last month, why would you bother to take the time to bust my balls about posting (pretty much) the same thing.

I'm not trying to start any shit with you (or anyone else), it's just that when people post that they're paying all these different prices, now I have to negotiate, thus wasting my time. I understand that you're trying to be funny with what you post (and that's fine), but why contradict the prices you pay from post to post. We're all in this together to not get ripped off.

Also. I never understand why guys are so worried about walking through a parking lot to go into a massage establishment. If it's that embarassing for you, you might want to get a new hobby. I promise you that the zombies wandering around the streets and / or strip-malls aren't paying attention and don't give a shit about you or where you're going.[/QUOTE]So anything over $140 is too much. So tell us all the places where $140 or less gets you BBBJ, BBFS and the whole hour. Remember the term YDMV (your dollar may vary). Also remember this, even if every monger on here was actually able to get BBBJ, BBFS and the full hour hour for $140 or less what about the Monger who does not read the forum? And I suspect the numbers of Mongers that are not aware of the forum outnumber us many times over, how are you going to convince them to pay $140 or less.

Every one of is is an individual and negotiating skills only apply to oneself. Once you walk out the door the provider restarts the negotiating with the next monger and he will pay more or less than the last one. If he is good he may get it down to $100, if not able to negotiate he may go over $200.

Here's a scenario. You go to a Spa. You pay the house fee of $70 or more, you start to negotiate, she won't do the deed for less than a $100. Do you walk? You're already in for $70. If you walk than you're already in the hole for your next session by $70 because you're still looking for services. If you walk she still gets her cut of the house fee, easiest money she makes.

Also for $140 are you getting fresh off the boat or the older gals. Many factors go into the negotiating phase, age, skill, services, time etc.

Look at it this way. Gas prices are $2. 55 a gallon. You think it is too much. How much gas do you burn up driving around trying to save a few cents a gallon before you decide you're on empty and must fill up, and by then prices may have actually gone up.

Good Luck on locking in a $140 limit, it's been tried several times before and hasn't worked yet.

I'm not trying to start any shit with you (or anyone else), just giving my opinion.

Thanks for the very valid point MidMichGeezer. I wish we could set the market on FS. That's what the culture was like on NR years ago. SpeakerBoner your comments made me assume you are new this but REGARDLESS. You are only referencing (1) fricken MP. M1. M1 is the ONLY AMP where you can get this service at the $140 price. Have you successfully gotten BBBJ, FS, from the other AMPs in the area for your $$$ threshold? We have all gotten lucky from time to time (got BBFS at Accu 7/ Tele 2 x) but we all know it won't consistently happen.

Please give me a list of 2-3 AMPs that I can consistently get FS + BBBJ for $140 out the door:

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2) _.

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