Wow, these girls must have a heck of a jet for transportation
The ad below was posted in the escort classified section early this morning. Also posted in several other cities within a few hours of that post. They must have a heck of a jet for personal travel to be available in all those cities.
"Hello all my generous southern gentleman & explorative women, We are the tag team duo AMAZING & MARVELOUS. WE are the #1 Ultimate Girl-on-Girl-on-GuY experience. WE are both short, petite, flexible, polite, sensual, & most importantly AVAILABLE NoW! WE cater to massages, escort services, fetishes, fantasies, exercise techniques, & we do offer INCaLL / OuTCaLL services. Transportation is never a problem! SO what are you waiting for? CaLL NOW!
{Marvelous-786 567 7041} {Amazing-858 609 9471}"
Maybe something weird is going on?
[QUOTE=MattieFromCinc; 1542364]Watched and waited along time she alot of bogus reviews on here. But I say what the heck she has her fantastic four going so she has gotten her shit together and going to be a qualitty date. Wrong I saw her backpage and her ad on here for a special, and called her, and she said I could come over in 2 hours, but bring condoms. She asks if I'm LE, and tells me that she is selling me her panties for the donation, and anything else that happens is just 2 adults having fun, so it's not illegal. OK.
Getting to her room was like spy dead drop."go to Hooters and call me"; I did. Then "go to the Waffle House across the street and call me"; I did. Then "drive slowly to the motel behind the waffle house, staying on the phone, til I say I cans see you. I see you, see me in the window in the 2nd floor?".
So I finally got to her room, which she obviously lives in, and obviously doesn't use room service. There were piles of clothes, books, and God knows what, everywhere. Just a path to the bed and bathroom (which I looked in. No toilet paper). I asked for a cup for water because I take a medication that makes me thirsty all the time. Doesn't have one! She takes a phone call before we start and tells someone she'll see them in 15-20 minutes and I paid for an hour! I tell her I'm new at this, and am looking for a girl for regular visits (both true) hoping I'd get a decent session. Didn't happen. Won't repeat don't waste your time nor your money.[/QUOTE]My experience wasn't quite as bad as yours, but not very enjoyable:
I sent both Erika and Crissee (part of the dynamic four) PMs yesterday afternoon, and followed up with trying to text them (got an error message) and call them (got an error message). Sent Crisee link to P411 to check vouches-no response.
Chalked it up to them being busy and left it be.
Signed on this morning-nothing.
No response until 11:15AM, even though I was clear I had a window of 10 to 2 today. PM sent was that yes they were available, but I needed to call them first. So I did-once again, an error message for both phone numbers. Sent a text to each-kicked back as refused.
Erika finally manages to text me and says to call or text, I try both withing seconds of that-again an error message.
I go back to sending PM to both-still no response.
Maybe they are having phone and computer issues. I will give them the benefit of the doubt, and try another day, but if this is indeed a pattern that you and other guys are seeing, and I get again the next time I try to book, your advice might be dead-life is too short for continuous communication problems or weird contact procedures instead of the standard two-call. Too many other incredible ladies on here that are quick to contact, even if they are just busy and let you know to try back in a few days.
When you sorta string a guy along, never get back to them in a window they give, you end up frustrating the guy, but even worse, you take money away from one of your fellow providers that would have loved to pick up the booking you couldn't pick up.
Nor being mean, just suggesting a different perspective.
All fair points, Thwack, Professor
I will admit that I am more concerned about looks and fitness than I am about finding a provider who is "nasty." I don't require facials, Greek, or the use of kitchen utensils; standard vanilla GFE is fine with me.
Once you get a taste for the young, thin ones, though, it is difficult to "upsize" to the larger ladies. A lot of it, I think, depends on what you are used to. I am single, so I can exist on a diet of encounters with youthful spinners. I basically have the same tastes that I had at 20. If my ordinary sex life consisted of a relationship with a chunky middle-aged wife, I might see things differently.
I know that age is also relative. If you're a 70-year-old hobbyist, then a 44-year-old provider is "young" in relative terms. I am 44 myself, so when I see an older provider, she reminds me of the the wives of my middle-aged friends. I don't fantasize about my friends' wives. I fantasize about their twenty-something daughters!
I raised the issue, though, because Buddha was previously known for young spinners (in 2004). My objective was not to offend or insult women who don't match my tastes. I would not have said anything had Ginger been an indy. But she seemed like a change in direction for Buddha.
[QUOTE=TheProfessor; 1542161]Todd Cincy, if you can go on match. Com all day long and get a women who lets you pound her ass, do ATM, and take facials like Ginger on UTR's site, please PM me your secret. I'm not hating, I'm just saying that sometimes activities are much much more important than aesthetics, my friend. B is providing access to women who do what some of us more kink-oriented mongers want. Whereas all of these women may not be spinners, the attraction is not their body-type, it is the activities in which they are willing to partake.
How much is your time worth? While you may be able to converse with multiple match. Com women on a daily basis, it would take you numerous e-mails, texts, IMs, dates, dinners, and actual play sessions before you'd be able to partake in any of the non-standard activities provided by UTR's girls.
B, keep doing what you're doing.
Right then, off you go.
Prof[/QUOTE]
Spinners are pretty to look at
I see your point and totally respect your preference. I think we all like to look longingly at those perky babes with perfect asses and tits that defy gravity.
Its just that some spinners are uncomfortable with really big equipment. They'll provide service, but obviously not enjoy it because it hurts. I don't need kitchen utensils, but I want a woman who's not afraid when I unzip. I bet lots of big guys have the same preference.
But I get the point that Buddah has set appointments for lots of spinners in the past. I hope he still does, so that my friends who prefer them can benefit from his excellent quality and service. However, I also hope he continues diversifying by continuing to introduce amazing talent like Ginger to our area.
Thwack
Totally different experience w Chrissee
[QUOTE=MattieFromCinc; 1542364]Watched and waited along time she alot of bogus reviews on here. But I say what the heck she has her fantastic four going so she has gotten her shit together and going to be a qualitty date. Wrong I saw her backpage and her ad on here for a special, and called her, and she said I could come over in 2 hours, but bring condoms. She asks if I'm LE, and tells me that she is selling me her panties for the donation, and anything else that happens is just 2 adults having fun, so it's not illegal. OK.
Getting to her room was like spy dead drop."go to Hooters and call me"; I did. Then "go to the Waffle House across the street and call me"; I did. Then "drive slowly to the motel behind the waffle house, staying on the phone, til I say I cans see you. I see you, see me in the window in the 2nd floor?".
So I finally got to her room, which she obviously lives in, and obviously doesn't use room service. There were piles of clothes, books, and God knows what, everywhere. Just a path to the bed and bathroom (which I looked in. No toilet paper). I asked for a cup for water because I take a medication that makes me thirsty all the time. Doesn't have one! She takes a phone call before we start and tells someone she'll see them in 15-20 minutes and I paid for an hour! I tell her I'm new at this, and am looking for a girl for regular visits (both true) hoping I'd get a decent session. Didn't happen. Won't repeat don't waste your time nor your money.[/QUOTE]Makes me wonder if its the same girl. I saw Chrissee 2 weeks ago, she was running late but texted me well ahead of time. She then texted me a coupel more times, just to let me know where she was. I watched her get out of a car at the gas station next door to the hotel and walk over. 5 minutes later she texted me her room # at a very nice mid range hotel (2 floors with interrnal hallways). The room was spotless w no evidence she had already been in there that day. The dream was awesome and she was a lot of fun to be with.
I'll be back.
Info needs to be accurate!
Realize you are new but your review needs to be accurate to be useful, good or bad. I would think that with you having such a bad session you would certainly no who you actually seen. I understand both start with a C but c'mon man.
Sometimes I just don't understand but perhaps you were in a rush to get the review info out.
MM.
[QUOTE=MattieFromCinc; 1542364]Watched and waited along time she alot of bogus reviews on here. But I say what the heck she has her fantastic four going so she has gotten her shit together and going to be a qualitty date. Wrong I saw her backpage and her ad on here for a special, and called her, and she said I could come over in 2 hours, but bring condoms. She asks if I'm LE, and tells me that she is selling me her panties for the donation, and anything else that happens is just 2 adults having fun, so it's not illegal. OK.
Getting to her room was like spy dead drop."go to Hooters and call me"; I did. Then "go to the Waffle House across the street and call me"; I did. Then "drive slowly to the motel behind the waffle house, staying on the phone, til I say I cans see you. I see you, see me in the window in the 2nd floor?".
So I finally got to her room, which she obviously lives in, and obviously doesn't use room service. There were piles of clothes, books, and God knows what, everywhere. Just a path to the bed and bathroom (which I looked in. No toilet paper). I asked for a cup for water because I take a medication that makes me thirsty all the time. Doesn't have one! She takes a phone call before we start and tells someone she'll see them in 15-20 minutes and I paid for an hour! I tell her I'm new at this, and am looking for a girl for regular visits (both true) hoping I'd get a decent session. Didn't happen. Won't repeat don't waste your time nor your money.[/QUOTE]
Wow nightmare more like it.
This certainly doesn't bode well for her. I'm sorry that your visit wasn't successful. Little worried about this being your first post, but seems like you explained it.
It will be interesting to see how she responds as I for one have been following her reviews and responses to some concerns.
MM.
[QUOTE=SamTheMan5; 1543421]Was in town briefly for business. A few weeks back I joined and followed these forums looking for a safe bet. Narrowed down to a few girls that I'd spend a dream with. Finally decided to take a shot on ERIKA.
Texted her a couple days before my trip about setting up an outcall. She texts back,"ya, just txt day of". I do, yesterday morning. She texted back within minutes saying yes. A few texts later we had set 3pm. Around 2:45 she texts and says running behind. Ok, no worries. At 3:15 she texts and says,"Oh no, flat tire". I say no problem I'm free till 8pm. She texts at 4 and says no dice, no longer free at all, something about her kid.
I suppose flat tires and sick kids happen the same day, so, not a huge deal but a bummer. I text her again and say I'm free tomorrow (today) for a short window before 1pm,"Can you meet tomorrow or should I look elsewhere". She says yes, text her in the morning. I do, at 9:30am today asking if she's still good for an outcall to my place. She says yes, of course. A couple of texts finalizing details and I'm excited. Set it up for 11am. Just got another text and says no dice. I ask will she be available at all? Just a "no."
LAME. For real? I'm now out of time and my money could have gone to a girl that was legit.
I text her one last time saying,"R you just playing me or what? Will you be free anytime?"
She replies,"Get a grip, your not the only guy out there and escorts have personal lives. If your going to be an ass, go somewhere else".
I don't have an official review for Erika because she blew me off multiple times, but my suggestion to anyone thinking about walking her path, give it to someone who might actual give you something back. I should have gone with a provider with lots of good reviews, but was tempted by Erika's photos and her post BBBJCIM, swallow. Yeah right. She didn't swallow, I did.[/QUOTE]
Nothing weird at all. Except the stalking of Brass1964!
[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1542667]You can click the link below about the phone problems i was having the other day with Crisee and Erika, if you need more background, but an update and a caution needs to be posted. As it turns out they were traveling. They usual Google Voice, which can be wonking when roaming and still being called by somebody in your area, especially via a regional provider such as CBW. We tracked down the problem and all is good.[/QUOTE]Now for the ugly part:
While waiting for her, I did get a few PMs. A minority of them suggestion caution or at least confirmed some contact problems, but if I just gave her a chance it would be fine, just might take some time. I can live with that.
A few PMs were much more foreboding. The worst of which came from Brass1964.
Now I know drama is something we all want to avoid, but, if we are going to have a safe and cohesive community here, we have to police out own.
I am hereby calling this S. O. B. Out.
You might be friends with this guy, and you call call me all the names in the book, but for those that won't blindly follow where he leads: DO NOT TRUST [b]ANY[/b] Intel this man attempts to give you.
He essentially outed this young lady to me. Gave me her real name, gave me links to some unsavory and sensational sites that implied very bad things. Given the communication issues we had, and what his accusations were, not only were the hairs on the back of my heck up, Mr. Happy screamed "Danger Will Robinson" and took cover deep in my scrotum.
I texted the young lady back with this information, and she pleaded with me to double check things. She was still on the road on her way back here, so I did just that. Contacted old friends from other boards. They confirmed two things:
1) Crissee is not only completely safe, she is wonderful dream material.
2) Brass1964 is a POS that should not be trusted to forecast the weather, much less offer an opinion on providers.
I took it a step further. I used some of my connections at the CLerk of Courts and got a look at the actual documents, rather than the BS that Brass fed me, and that his sensational sites he linked me too make innuendo to. One case-totally unrelated charges. Second case, dismissed, without prejudice, not even a plea-it was tossed out on misconduct by both the "confidential informant" and the arresting team. It is currently up for being expunged altogether-those are the actual court documents-not hints, not hearsay.
In the old days, some of us clients would arrange a MTG, and then give Brass1964 a soap and pillow case, our rolled yellow pages party for this type of behavior.
Not only is rude and dangerous for us clients, it is extremely rude to the women.
Now for the good news:
Just because this stalking, slandering POS still had my nerves riled, I agreed to continue to meet her after deeper screening and research. I have been doing this for over 30 years, and mama didn't raise no fool, so I got us a place outside of Hamilton County. Not one issue. She was timely, communicated well, and arrived in my dream with no issue whatsoever. And it was one hell of an awesome dream!
My dream girl Crissee was beautiful-incredible legs, great rump, nice curves, pretty face, and eyes you can swim in.
She is also very friendly, and will put you at ease in your dream with gentle and varied conversation.
The lucid part of the dream was even better-a whirling dervish of sexuality is where the dream headed and led to one of the best squirting orgasms I have ever dreamed about a girl showering me with during DATY (Shame Molly's contest didn't start yet-I believe that would have gotten me bonus points!).
Everything else was just as good-in the dream not only is her body flawless, she knows how to use it. Very rare in the young-this is a dream you want to have the next time your head hits the pillow.
The best part though. Oh my. I. Mean oh my. This young lady speak the most fluent french in dreams I have ever heard any lady speak in maybe a decade or so. Not one trick, tantric breathing technique, or even thinking about baseball cards will present you any form of control. In the dream, she is in complete control and can make you explode vociferously at her whim. I used to brag about my abilities to pretty much resist any form of dream state BBJCIM with maybe a couple of exceptions in the last decade. I defy you to dream longer-that part of my dream might have lasted 3 minutes, but was probably closer to 90 seconds. This event alone is worth the sleep study.
So, final word. Crisee is awesome and don't let stalker (I won't go into details what I have learned about this guy) and slanderer scare you from one of the up and coming providers in our region.
I Call BS on Erica Scheduling, I Fell Victim Too!
[QUOTE=Golfcart;1544023]Sam, problems with the set-up foretell problems in the room. You were fortunate you didn't make it to the room, at least on that day.[/QUOTE]I don't post on here, am not a newbie (check NR for my prior reviews) but Ericka513 pulled same crap on me! Had multiple texts with her, show up after driving to incall and 20 minutes later, after she responded to multiple texts, when I got there,"Who is This". Ok honest mistake, explain the whole thing she says "OH thought guy that is here, is You". Again honest mistake, convinces me to hang for an hour and finally responds " Oh I'm off, contact Jamie". Oh we clock in now? So I do just that, see Jamie, Again see review on her, on oTher site, by the way "OMG Good" and with the little head doing the thinking, I schedule again, with Ericka. I drive over again, next day, same incall location and wait for an hour, no response for texts. Finally I say enough is enough, drive on, then the excuses start. Ten minutes after I leave, how about 1:45? Then the myriad of excuses start, I Had trouble getting to work, my cat died, the dog ate my homework, I ran out of gas, nuclear war, I won the lottery, Who is This Again, I have more work than I need, your money aint Green enough, you old wrinkled farts are lucky we see you, you think we owe you, I'm driving this bus, Problems from my ride, Blah Blah Blah and when I text her back, that my time is valuable too, she responds "This aint no Mcdonalds Pussy Drive Thru, if your going to Pout, go somewhere else"! Guess what, I DID! Dixie Delight was Off the Charts and I'm only sorry I didn't visit her sooner! I appreciate the effort that Crissee has put into our hobby, by the way, I saw her months ago, there isn't anything I can say that hasn't been said and there is nothing but accolades for her service! But this one is Coo Coo Ka Choo! I told her that the reviews will start coming out soon enough and she'll see that it is a buyers market!
No matter the excuses, I aint Kat, I have verifiable references and customer service is customer service, No MATTER what business your in!
Suggestion for those offering duos
Just a word of advice for providers offering duo sessions. It's more fun if the providers play with each other, and not just the customer.
If it's just two girls taking turns, it's really not much different than being with one girl. The real fun of threesomes happens when all players play with all the others.
Now, I understand that in the case of Morgan and Crissee being sisters, that would just be "icky" so you might want to avoid that. However, with everyone else who offers threesomes and moresomes, know that the visual of seeing two girls getting it on, and have the option of joining in, that's really why some guys go for it.
