Saturday Night review- SB and Raiders Riff
Last weekend, me and my buddy decided to hit up some venues and see some titties. In hindsight, I should have just stayed home and flush money down the toilet. It's been several years since last time I went to a strip club, things have gone down hill since then.
At around 10pm on Saturday night we rolled up to Candy Store which is Spell Bound now. Payed our 5 bucks cover each, got pat down and in we go. The first impression : the club is too dark, you can't see the dancers even the one on the main stage. There's only one main stage- didn't like that at all! Even before we sat down we were asked to order drinks. Way too high pressure " you got to buy our overpriced drinks".
Ordered drinks and the waitress brought double of what we ordered and tried to overcharge us even on that. I wanted to leave at that second but my buddy was playing cool, so we stayed just to look around a little bit. We got used to the dark and could see a bit more what was going on around us.
There were 6 girls and maybe 4-5 guys in the club, this is on Saturday night! Out of all girls there was only one that I would even want to look at. She was tall, skinny and had a nice body. I didn't even mind she looked like a meth user. You could tell by her face she used a lot. Other women in the club were absolutely disgusting! I am talking overweight and old. They looked like dogs, in their late 20s and 30s. I would not want to even look at them for free- that's how bad they were.
I got a dance for 7 bucks from the meth user girl. She danced about half song and asked if I wanted another dance, I declined.
There was absolutely nothing to look at at that club! We couldn't even finish our beer, the girls were just extremely fat and old! The waitress was coming over every 5 min to look at our beers and asking if we wanted more. Right. My buddy pointed out that we haven't even seen any boobies- the strippers were dancing on stage without stripping! What kind of strip club is that?
It was time to get the hell out of that dump and we decided to hit up Raiders Riff. Didn't care if we have to pay cover again, I just wanted to see some nice tits!
Rolled up to the Boat, we go in and they asks us to pay 5 bucks for parking and 15 bucks cover! Ok. So that means we are out of 20 bucks even before we sit down? F that! We left.
That's it! I must say this was the worst strip club experience ever. How can dancers not strip in a strip club? I want to ask that question the owner of Spell Bound? And why would you let fat old women in there?
Opposite experience at TDs West
I guess I've been lucky at this club. Every time I've gone in there the past six months I've had FS. Black, white, Latina. I keep going back because I score good. It surprises me. I've even had take out from four of them. Three of whom I am a repeat customer. It seems to be a little gold mine for me. To each his own I guess.
[QUOTE=Desert Dog; 1195128]This is now officially the shittiest dive in Tucson. I stopped in the other afternoon about 330 on my way back into town from a biz trip. No cover, apt down, or scanning of the I'd any longer which is good. Sat down waited through two stages to get a drink and finally stood up to go to the bar to order. The waitress must have been too busy waiting on the other three whole people in there. However she didn't miss a beat when a gal and I headed to the VIP to get some dances on. I didn't even have my ass down on a sofa when she was asking [email]for@buck.[/email] WTF 22 bucks. Middle of the afternoon. Weak drink 9 bucks cover 22, 3 dances 60 and not even a smile at the old johnson.
I am done there.
D DOg[/QUOTE]
November Bar and TDs West
I spent Saturday evening doing recon on the West side of town. Went to November Bar first. It opens at 5:00 I arrived at 7:00. I was the only customer for an hour. There were five dancers: Rhonda, Miranda, Candy, Dee, and Memory (a "memory" I'd like to forget). Got chatted up by Rhonda first telling me her woeful life story. Miranda is cute, nice body, and brand new—just her second day in a club, ever. I liked her and she showed some promise when I tipped her while she was dancing at the stripper pole. So I took her to the VIP. Big mistake. Rookie skills very evident. Next I took Rhonda to the VIP who I was now told had been working for only four weeks. Another big mistake. Air dance. Went back to sit at the bar where Candy wanted to be friendly. She had just had a baby and it showed. Not an attractive sight so I bailed.
Went to TDs West. It's now about 8:30 on a Saturday night and I was one of only five customers. Lots of dancers, though, but most of them I wouldn't touch with anyone's ten foot pole. I got a few couch dances with a couple of decent ones and then spotted an long-time favorite. We went to the VIP and had some great sex in spite of the watchful eye of the manager. We also met up after she got off work and continued our escapade. When I left TDs at 10:30, there were 12 customers—on a Saturday night!
November Bikini Gentleman's Club
[QUOTE=Stripper Luv;1198719]I spent Saturday evening doing recon on the West side of town. Went to November Bar first. It opens at 5:00 I arrived at 7:00. I was the only customer for an hour. There were five dancers: Rhonda, Miranda, Candy, Dee, and Memory (a "memory" I'd like to forget). Got chatted up by Rhonda first telling me her woeful life story. Miranda is cute, nice body, and brand new—just her second day in a club, ever. I liked her and she showed some promise when I tipped her while she was dancing at the stripper pole. So I took her to the VIP. Big mistake. Rookie skills very evident. Next I took Rhonda to the VIP who I was now told had been working for only four weeks. Another big mistake. Air dance. Went back to sit at the bar where Candy wanted to be friendly. She had just had a baby and it showed. Not an attractive sight so I bailed.[/QUOTE]November Bikini Gentleman's Club. That's actually what is scrawled on the outside wall. I haven't been here since 2008 but now I remember why! It is surreal! Got there at 8:30 and I'm the only guy there, now think "Apocalypse Now" *when Martin Sheen finally meets Kurtz (Marlon Brando) and Kurtz whispers "the Horror" . Its dark hot humid. The female Asian owner is shooting pool with herself, there are 2 bikini dancers: one nameless 45 year old with the body of an 11 year old no ass no tits screaming into her cell phone,"Well fuck you too" repeatedly and Candy the one who had a baby 9 months ago and now looks to be 3 months along introduced herself and showed me her smart phone collection of Johnny Depp photos while professing her love of Captain Jack Sparrow, let's call this her manic phase, We chatted and I found out that no matters how many kids she has Child Services keeps taking them. Now they have all 3. As she was speeding through this tale she says buy me a beer and then I'll give you a great dance. She has the been and enters her Depressive phase. So on to the VIP where she said I got in trouble last Saturday because I was so drunk I was dancing nude and doing stuff and I almost got fired! I told her Bing Bing her boss said it was OK because the boss and me are old friends. Candy takes off bikini jumps on me and is really into it. She asked is that your finger in there? She was sharp like on jeopardy the $10 question in the Objects up my snatch. Ever the boyscout I place on my cover and she's bouncing, the closest person is 50 feet away the music is blaring and she says you I'm exclusive with my boyfriend, her phone rang and she said she had to get it because it was her lawyer, and sat on me still and starts to cry and stands up. The state wants to severe her parental rights and put her kids up for adoption. She says buy me another beer, I told her I had to go. She said that's too bad but after Court on Friday I'll be working are you coming back? I lied! As I was saying bye to Bing 3 400 pound lesbians came in, hey everyone has to live, they where sitting in a circle and the 45/11 year old was sitting on their faces, going in order. I was beginning to believe I was in an alternate dimension but as the lights on Prince came into view I knew I was home. Dorothy is right there's no place like home.
Results: November is less strip club than a quick view of what an Insane Asylum is, but with a pinch of "The Carnival of Lost Souls" added YMMV. If you go buy Candy a beer!
Take your shit somewhere else
[QUOTE=Dick North; 1234807]Did I hit a nerve or what?
Your characterization of DN is completely wrong. A cheap shot at best.
Negative. DDog! I am one of the nicest mongers you will ever meet.
Plus I have contributed much information to this board for many years. You just don't like some of my comments about your pals.
But, I take strong exception with the post that you submitted that newbies would get flamed for.
Do not think for one second that you are so important to this board that you can submit posts that provide no information.
I sure as hell get chastised whenever I do it.
No reason why you should not either.
DN[/QUOTE]I sure as hell don't want to read this bullshit. Take it private or go to AZStarnet. Com and aire your shit on the boards there. Otherwise take this shit private and pee on each other all you want.
A death within the Entertainment industry
I'm sad to inform you that Tucson has lost a local Entertainer (Dancer) to a drug overdose last week. She will be missed by many. God Bless her
And her family for their recent loss.