Massage Parlor Reports

Current lineup is Emma, Yoyo, Lala.

Yoyo and Emma are Jordan and Pippen.

Lala is a benchwarmer.

Yoyo and I never made it out of the table shower room. Sneaky litte minx had a cover hidden in a labcoat pocket. Edged me for a solid half hour then rode me like her life depended on it while doing that little lip bite thing she does. Game over. I think I almost passed out.

Wasn't busy early so also chilled with Emma for a bit. If you haven't seen her in the blue velvet multi-strap dress she's wearing today you are missing out.

Saw on the video feed a younger bearded dude leaving a visit with Lala. Hope she was better for him than she was for me. She's extremely attractive. I was told that owner had a talk with her about upping her game. If she learns from Emma and Yoyo, M M would be the best AMP line-up in the history of PNW AMPs.

I'll wait for you guys to tell me if she got any better. My only positive memory from my first visit with her is her gorgeous smile on her gorgeous face while performing a two-handed HJ while squeezing her boobs together. If she could suck and ride with that same level of enthusiasm, she could join the ranks of her all-star spa-mates.

I've had some subpar visits lately and wanted a risk-free win. Yoyo has NEVER been off-form with me so it was an easy call.

[QUOTE=Jerris35;6290374]Not familiar with this one.[/QUOTE]Formerly Aria Spa on River Rd, Puyallup. Scroll back a few pages and there's plenty of intel that will help. Safe hobbying.

Another win for pine kk I think that her name but I had a great time. Smoking hot bod and a nice trimmed cat. Rcg was top tier.

Valentina was alright wouldn't repeat. Saw the decent reviews but she's not my style. Decent implants and body but I was expecting more. Rather go to pine. Valentina was shy and doesn't let you go to pound town and she doesn't do. After a min or two on top she said she was tired and I had to do the work. Just was expecting more. Booker said Maria was there and when I get there it's just Mimi or Valentina. Won't repeat just not good effort.

QUOTE=AussieFury;6291291 Current lineup is Emma, Yoyo, Lala.

Yoyo and Emma are Jordan and Pippen.

Aussie. The teller of nothing but the truth. YoYo and Emma what a combination.

For the past couple of weeks, I head out with every intention to head back to try Nicole at Pinee. Each time I head to M&M, I fold like a cheap chair from IKEA. And fall into YOYO's clutches. I tried Nicole the first week she was here and it was a total train wreck. Thank goodness for Keiko. I want to go back for that body and tits. Maybe her BJ skills have gotten better. Maybe she has gotten better with other mongers, still would like to take her for a test drive. But like I said I get in the car I'm headed to Pinee and sudden I'm at M&M. I open the door and there is sexy YoYo grabbing my hand and we are headed to the room and that is all folks. She has drained me dry. I'm back in the car happy as hell. Still have not seen Keiko or Nicole. I have no power. The force is strong with that one. Never a bad session with YoYo, Emma, Keiko, Bella from Lotus fame and my girl Sarah who I hear is coming back. I always leave with a smile.

Stay safe Gents.

The Hunt continues.

Read some positive things about Vicky in Oly but seems like she moved on? Anyone have a recommendation for someone in Lacey / Oly?

I've seen both Mimi and Valentina.

They where both good to me. But Valentina definitely wants to be the one to set the tone. Personally I wanted the lights on that was a no. She didn't allow daty at first until I noticed she liked what I was doing with her nips. I asked again and she allowed it. I think she also wanted to get off so she gave in. I give her high marks for my first visit with her. Mimi is good too, ngl I've already lost interest with her.

Then I have a question about Enco. 2 benjis is only getting me half an hour. Anyone else getting more or is this what I should expect.

[QUOTE=PeachTrees;6293533]I've seen both Mimi and Valentina.

They where both good to me. But Valentina definitely wants to be the one to set the tone. Personally I wanted the lights on that was a no. She didn't allow daty at first until I noticed she liked what I was doing with her nips. I asked again and she allowed it. I think she also wanted to get off so she gave in. I give her high marks for my first visit with her. Mimi is good too, ngl I've already lost interest with her.

Then I have a question about Enco. 2 benjis is only getting me half an hour. Anyone else getting more or is this what I should expect.[/QUOTE]This isn't Enco-specific but at most AMPs I've visited, 200 all-in gets you FS. If they're busy, your visit will be closer to 30 minutes. If they're not, you're far more likely to get something closer to an hour.

My RM free month expired. Anyone kind enough to share what it says about Summer?

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-99-massage-spa-federal-way-wa-57108[/URL]#review-1757571.

Haven't seen her name before and this place has had a few cuties.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6294154]This isn't Enco-specific but at most AMPs I've visited, 200 all-in gets you FS. If they're busy, your visit will be closer to 30 minutes. If they're not, you're far more likely to get something closer to an hour.[/QUOTE]This is why I tend to just drop $200 on entry. Eliminates negotiation, which I abhor, and if the experience isn't what I want I just don't go back.

I take unending ankle-biter flack on RM for this such that I've just decided not to post any more reviews.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6294170]My RM free month expired. Anyone kind enough to share what it says about Summer?

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-99-massage-spa-federal-way-wa-57108[/URL]#review-1757571.

Haven't seen her name before and this place has had a few cuties.[/QUOTE]Great table shower first? Back massage is fine and she made it feel very good and erotic, specially when she was working on the front, when she got her hands on my cock she started jerking me off, it felt good, then she got a rubber on me and sucked my dick while I rubbed her booty all around, then she started taking her clothes off and she looked good, I got her on the table where she got on top, I felt her tits while she started riding my cock, she could really move those hips around, I could feel those pussy juices dripping down my balls as she moved around, she also came in and kissed me deeply, when I was ready to cum she got off and I blew my load in the rubber, it felt great, I thanked her for a great time and told her she'd made a new regular that day.

200 all in cfs CBJ 31-35 b cups.

[QUOTE=PandaTrash;6292797]Read some positive things about Vicky in Oly but seems like she moved on? Anyone have a recommendation for someone in Lacey / Oly?[/QUOTE]Hello Gents.

Prior to YoYo showing up. Vicky was my go to when she was in Federal Way and Olympia. Once she left. I was trapped in the YoYo force field and now can't escape. Will be in San Diego for a couple of weeks and then on to Seattle so maybe I can find another stellar provider.

Stay safe Gents.

The hunt continues.

[QUOTE=WillShookSpear;6294386]This is why I tend to just drop $200 on entry. Eliminates negotiation, which I abhor, and if the experience isn't what I want I just don't go back.

I take unending ankle-biter flack on RM for this such that I've just decided not to post any more reviews.[/QUOTE]This is The Way. Usually. :) LOL

Hey gents out of Emma, Yoyo, Keiko, and Nicole who's y'all's favorite?

I go Emma myself, petite, crazy seductive, and looks younger than she is. Also curious, is Nicole younger? I'm younger myself so finding a provider below 30 is unicorn levels, let me know!

[QUOTE=IcedLatte1;6296177]Hey gents out of Emma, Yoyo, Keiko, and Nicole who's y'all's favorite?

I go Emma myself, petite, crazy seductive, and looks younger than she is. Also curious, is Nicole younger? I'm younger myself so finding a provider below 30 is unicorn levels, let me know![/QUOTE]Perhaps someone can refresh memory of Keiko?

Anyone know where Cici is working at now? Would like to see her big fake tits before I leave the state next month. Thanks.

Hello Gents.

To the new Gents.

Not trying to be a dick. If you read the forum a ton of your questions will be answered. Scotch Yoke, Aussie and American Scott and others put out a ton of info. Read and then contribute.

You know how it goes. Teach a man to fuck. Well you know the rest.

Stay Safe Gents.

The hunt continues.

[QUOTE=Savage97;6296606]Anyone know where Cici is working at now? Would like to see her big fake tits before I leave the state next month. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Last sighting was at Pinee.

Visited M&M on Saturday and saw Yo-yo. She remembered me from when I saw her and Emma at Pinee and we had a great time. Maybe a little too great. I'm bigger-than-average and we were going at it pretty enthusiastically. She used the cheap condoms they use there and it was tight as hell, felt like a rubber band at the base of my cock. When she pulled off the rubber to get rid of it my cock was looking a little used and abused. Went home and put some ice on it but after a few hours my equipment had turned dark purple, most noticeable at the base where that cheap Chinese condom was squeezing the life out of me. I ran to the google and did some digging, turns out condom-bruising is a thing when you've got a big dick. No pain at all, just ugly as hell and I'm going to have to dodge the wife for a week or so while it's fading away. Lesson here is bring your own that you know fit comfortably.

[QUOTE=CrysisAverted;6299746]Visited M&M on Saturday and saw Yo-yo. She remembered me from when I saw her and Emma at Pinee and we had a great time. Maybe a little too great. I'm bigger-than-average and we were going at it pretty enthusiastically. She used the cheap condoms they use there and it was tight as hell, felt like a rubber band at the base of my cock. When she pulled off the rubber to get rid of it my cock was looking a little used and abused. Went home and put some ice on it but after a few hours my equipment had turned dark purple, most noticeable at the base where that cheap Chinese condom was squeezing the life out of me. I ran to the google and did some digging, turns out condom-bruising is a thing when you've got a big dick. No pain at all, just ugly as hell and I'm going to have to dodge the wife for a week or so while it's fading away. Lesson here is bring your own that you know fit comfortably.[/QUOTE]Username does not check out.

Tell me you have an giant cock, without telling me you have a giant cock.

[QUOTE=CrysisAverted;6299746]Visited M&M on Saturday and saw Yo-yo. She remembered me from when I saw her and Emma at Pinee and we had a great time. Maybe a little too great. I'm bigger-than-average and we were going at it pretty enthusiastically. She used the cheap condoms they use there and it was tight as hell, felt like a rubber band at the base of my cock. When she pulled off the rubber to get rid of it my cock was looking a little used and abused. Went home and put some ice on it but after a few hours my equipment had turned dark purple, most noticeable at the base where that cheap Chinese condom was squeezing the life out of me. I ran to the google and did some digging, turns out condom-bruising is a thing when you've got a big dick. No pain at all, just ugly as hell and I'm going to have to dodge the wife for a week or so while it's fading away. Lesson here is bring your own that you know fit comfortably.[/QUOTE]

Cruised thru all the known FS shoppes.

Only places worth noting were:

Nancy at Alice Spa. MILF with a naughty vibe.

Sophia at Godess. Curvy short cutie with a sweet smile.

Miranda at TY. Short schoolgirl with perfect English.

Mia at Ocean 3. Spinner with perky full Bs and a very pretty girl next door look. Very little English.

I chose Mia and do not regret it.

Great massage. No rush. Language barrier but smiles and sweetness is all you'll need.

CBJ. Wished it were uncovered, but her skill level is high.

Great noises and eye contact.

Snug box.

Never hesitated on multiple position changes. Never complained or asked if I am going to finish soon. Very GFE vibe.

Didn't rush me out. Cuddled and held hands after. What a sweetheart.

I'll prolly also visit the other three girls I liked, but I'll repeat with Mia while she's here.

Ocean 3 is my fav spa for parking, cleanliness, upscale setting, privacy, and zero drama. So whenever they have a winner there, they will generally be my first choice for FedWay. I find it easier to relax there versus any other spa other than maybe Pinee.

As always, 200 all in. Wasn't busy and got the full hour.

Please treat her nicely. I really like this one.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6300768]Tell me you have an giant cock, without telling me you have a giant cock.[/QUOTE]You mean like last week when a massage girl in Burien asked what I wanted? When I said "Boom boom" she stared at my groin in silence for a full 3 seconds before cautiously saying "Mmmm OK…”

I actually don't think I'm that big. But I know I'm bigger than the average Chinese guy back home. LOL.

Some nostalgia hit me today and decided to stop by Mei massage. One of the few places that started me in the hobby. Unfortunately, I was reminded why I stopped going there and why I started frequenting other places. I think it was a good (meh) goodbye.

I came across Asian Oil Massage. It's hidden off the beaten path. Anyone been there?

Got a chance to visit M & M. When I went it was not that busy. Saw just one car in the back parking lot. One nice girl greeted me & I asked her name as it was my first visit in this area. She said her name is Emma. I asked for YoYo & she came out. Both of the girls are beautiful in AMP standard. YoYo grabbed my hand & took me one of the rooms inside & gave me a hug & a kiss. I handed over two Benjamins & asked for an hour. She replied with a smile & came back within two to three minutes. We went for table shower. It was decent. She took care of the hole & shaft & cleaned in a nice way. She dried me with the towel & we entered into the room. She started with a light back massage. It lasted few minutes & all on a sudden the place got busy. Heard two ring bells within next five minutes. YoYo left the room once. After coming back she did back massage for one minute & I felt she removed her tops. She started licking all over my back, from leg to shoulder & in my ears. I flipped very soon & she started CBJ. Her eye contact is something else during CBJ. It cloud even awoken up a seventy year old folk I guess. She stared licking my balls & we did some LFK. I started playing with her nice nipples & started sucking & did some DATY. Sooner she rode me on CG. It was a nice view of seeing bumping her C cups & she stared moaning. Not sure it was real or fake, probably fake. We moved to standard missionary position & finished. All in all it was a pleasant experience. If you compare with the grannies in Seattle, their rushed services & upselling, this place is a jackpot. Will try Emma some other time.

Stay safe & happy hunting.

[QUOTE=TvZtar;6304656]Some nostalgia hit me today and decided to stop by Mei massage. One of the few places that started me in the hobby. Unfortunately, I was reminded why I stopped going there and why I started frequenting other places. I think it was a good (meh) goodbye.[/QUOTE]Ha! Sorry friend. But it is good to know that you are not missing out on any thing. The Nostalgia card is always nagging at us, making us wonder if the menu has expanded or if there is some secret hottie now working there. My big nostalgia questions are on:

1. Asian Massage on 72nd St in Tacoma -- have they expanded the menu? Was always HJs only, if that. Any better now?

2. Joy Massage on Pacific Ave in Parkland -- do they offer FS? First time I went they wrapped me in a sheet and massaged through it. Please tell me that has changed. ?

3. Angel Massage in Parkland / Spanaway -- Have they expanded the menu and what is the talent like? They were completely NS before the pandemic.

4. Oasis Massage in Spanaway -- Any good talent? When I used to go, it was like the Sith. One Master and one apprentice. The master was old and gave rough HJs. The apprentice was always a knockout. Curious what the dynamic is now.

5. Sakura in Lacey -- Still reliable, cheap FS? Same talent? I used to see Emily, older, but cute Japanese provider who gave an amazing GFE. Offered BBFS once you were a regular.

Anyone down to split up the list and take one for the team?

If no one has current intel on Joy Massage, I may give it a try. It's just hard to do with NB right across the street. While you guys have been hitting up Pine and Encore, I have been going to NB having a reliably good time.

BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.

Back to the AMPs I go!

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;6308433]Sakura in Lacey -- Still reliable, cheap FS? Same talent? I used to see Emily, older, but cute Japanese provider who gave an amazing GFE. Offered BBFS once you were a regular.

BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.
[/QUOTE]Sakura was the very first place I tried in the PAC NW and went there several times. I liked the girls, the price, and their HJ's, but because the tables were so narrow & hard, & the 'rooms' only had pony wall & curtains for doors, I was hesitant to try FS. After finding other AMPs I never went back. That's been 3 years ago now I think.

Has anything changed? I'm curious to hear about that myself.

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;6308433]Ha! Sorry friend. But it is good to know that you are not missing out on any thing. The Nostalgia card is always nagging at us, making us wonder if the menu has expanded or if there is some secret hottie now working there. My big nostalgia questions are on:

1. Asian Massage on 72nd St in Tacoma -- have they expanded the menu? Was always HJs only, if that. Any better now?

2. Joy Massage on Pacific Ave in Parkland -- do they offer FS? First time I went they wrapped me in a sheet and massaged through it. Please tell me that has changed. ?

3. Angel Massage in Parkland / Spanaway -- Have they expanded the menu and what is the talent like? They were completely NS before the pandemic.

4. Oasis Massage in Spanaway -- Any good talent? When I used to go, it was like the Sith. One Master and one apprentice. The master was old and gave rough HJs. The apprentice was always a knockout. Curious what the dynamic is now.

5. Sakura in Lacey -- Still reliable, cheap FS? Same talent? I used to see Emily, older, but cute Japanese provider who gave an amazing GFE. Offered BBFS once you were a regular.

Anyone down to split up the list and take one for the team?

If no one has current intel on Joy Massage, I may give it a try. It's just hard to do with NB right across the street. While you guys have been hitting up Pine and Encore, I have been going to NB having a reliably good time.

BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.

Back to the AMPs I go![/QUOTE]What's your process, typically, for setting up p2 p with a bikini barista?

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;6308433]BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.

Back to the AMPs I go![/QUOTE]I don't usually go to bikini barista stands but I had to stop in Auburn on my way to work for a redbull soda and Trudy (ig trudyyloo) at cowgirl espresso told me that she uses her * "manager" to scam guys into thinking they can pay to meet up. I took a glance at her tiktok and she unironically, not being a financial dom, said she hates her job entertaining men as she is gay. I thought this was a really weird first encounter with this girl so it stuck with me.

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;6308433]Ha! Sorry friend. But it is good to know that you are not missing out on any thing. The Nostalgia card is always nagging at us, making us wonder if the menu has expanded or if there is some secret hottie now working there. My big nostalgia questions are on:

1. Asian Massage on 72nd St in Tacoma -- have they expanded the menu? Was always HJs only, if that. Any better now?

2. Joy Massage on Pacific Ave in Parkland -- do they offer FS? First time I went they wrapped me in a sheet and massaged through it. Please tell me that has changed. ?

3. Angel Massage in Parkland / Spanaway -- Have they expanded the menu and what is the talent like? They were completely NS before the pandemic.

4. Oasis Massage in Spanaway -- Any good talent? When I used to go, it was like the Sith. One Master and one apprentice. The master was old and gave rough HJs. The apprentice was always a knockout. Curious what the dynamic is now.[/QUOTE]Anyone have recent recon on Ocean on M, Tac. Out doing some pooning today. Thanks.

There's a new place in FW: Apple Massage on Pac HWY.

Pai Pang on 1st Ave looks inactive. No open sign no answer or VM on number.

Anyone know stuff about those two?

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;6308433]BTW: Been taking a break from AMPs to fuck bikini baristas. Very expensive and addictive. The girls are young and sexy as fuck, with amazing bodies and cute faces. But they bring a lot of drama. Overall, I would advice against it. There are a lot of scammers, and most of the gurls think their pussy is made of gold and want to charge unrealistic amounts. On top of that, most of them are princesses who don't know how to fuck. They are use to just laying there and waiting for guys to take three rabbit pumps then finish.

Back to the AMPs I go![/QUOTE]Pray tell how you go about setting this up? Seems like they all loudly blast "no meetups. " Do you just ignore that and ask anyway? Typical price range? There's definitely a few I'd love to be able to say I've had the same experience with, even if they kind of end up being glorified fleshlights.

Anyone know if Emma or yo-yo is back at MM?

Had my usual Monday off and wound up with some extra time on my hands. Thought I'd scout out a couple of less traveled places for a change. I like the one off, smaller places if they have something to offer. They both ended up being a bust, grannies with a mask. UGG!. And when I politely declined their offer to come to a room they got a little pissy. UGG again. But! Stopped by Pinee and saw Kei Ko (again) and she did not disappoint. Got to love her reverse CG with the view of that lovely pucker. Yes. I'm hooked. $$ all in.

Recently went pinee around day time and met Keiko but she was not original Keiko from Lotus. She looks sleepy as hell when I arrived. Paid 40 HH (Notice later I didn't receive change) and $$ for tips. Service was mediocre. But feel little over paid.

And just wonder people in here know where is those excellent service stars like Emma, Yoyo, and original keiko currently at right now?

Had a good time $$, didn't catch her name. Didn't speak English well. I would go again.

[QUOTE=GreenCandles;6308727]What's your process, typically, for setting up p2 p with a bikini barista?[/QUOTE]I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing when reading about the baristas. Do you ask if they're interested in making some side money, or is there a special drink you order to make initial contact? What if she's LE because I've read that's a possibility too.

[QUOTE=NikKnew1;6308766]Anyone have recent recon on Ocean on M, Tac. Out doing some pooning today. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Been there multiple times in the past few months. All visits were great and one wasn't. Usually at least one hottie available for fun. House fee is $50 hhr /$70 hr. I would expect to add $140-$150 depending on the hotness of the provider for CBJ / CFS. My favorite AMP visit in the last year was at this location. A young (25-30 years old?) hottie named Tina went to town on her CBJ for about 15 minutes (not exaggerating). She was totally into the FS with constant eye contact. She kept saying "you like my tight pussy?" as I was pounding her. It was awesome. She was moving to their sister shop in Seattle this month, but I didn't get the name of the place. I would rate this AMP in the top 5 in Tacoma -- easily. As a side note.

The new shop Day Massage on Pacific Ave (across from Injoy) has some younger hotties too.

[QUOTE=Lexl88;6309165]Anyone know if Emma or yo-yo is back at MM?[/QUOTE]I saw Yo Yo today at MM.


I was asked if I wanted two girls. What's the price and service for this?