Massage Parlor Reports

Located at 1521 York RD same location as a previous Spa.

They have been open a few months and since I could find no reviews except a hint by another poster on this site that he had a good experience I decided to give it a try.

Went this evening and entered using the back door. Paid the 60 dollar fee for 1 Hour. 30 something attendant. Was in the room as I undressed and started an undraped massage. On the plus side it was an excellent therapuetic massage. Lots of interesting technique including scalp massage and neck and back work. Nothing sensual on the back. Fliped over and massaged a little on the front and eventually teased around the general area with an occasional brush and when she got the response she was looking for she pointed and said you do. I though she was testing so I touched mayself briefly to prove no LE and then requested she take over and again she said no. She tickled a little around the area but would not touch Home Plate.

I gave up and got up and got dressed. I have been going to AMPs for years I know they can be cautious when they first open but this place has been open a few months and she had no idea whether I had ever been there. Considering it was an undraped massage with a tease it's amazing there is no happy ending.

YMMV and the place was busy as it was Friday night, So maybe others have found a better attendent or found better service on the second visit. But since money is tight these days and its a rare treat to go to an AMP I will not make the same mistake twice. I tiped the massuesse $20 out of mercy she was whispering "next time' on the way out and I told her no next time. I did not get her name and don't care to know it at this point.

If your a regular at this place feel free to show this review to the Mamasan if there is one.

Wow, amazing to see ML has fallen so far. I was planning a trip to that neck of the woods this weekend. I guess that's off now. Used to be tip-top, I mean a rival of Sun in DC, when sun was rolling full tilt. No VIP room at ML, but it's only 1 floor so I guess it's cool. There was a king size bed last time I was there, but it's been a while. Hopefully things will 'perk up'. A showbiz term for get better.

Be safe out there, watch out for LEO this weekend, they're EVERYWHERE. Just use common sense, do drinkin' & drivin', the bacon loves that.

Cabbie!

I read some mixed reviews on this place and decided to TOFTT. Big dissapointment. The provider was jurassic and had the body of a middle linebacker. Massage was very good, but lacked any kind of playfullness. Then tried to negotiate a higher price for the happy ending.

Will not repeat. The experience was not horrible, but becuase there are so many other options around that I would go elsewhere than back to this one.

LARS™ Rating:
F
.6/.4

Butter Dog

Stopped by ML on a weekend evening, during rush hour. The place looked abandoned on the inside, no lights, and the "doorbell" button made no sound that I could hear. Mamasan appeared and seemed nervous or suspicious or something. Asked questions about who I had seem before and how long ago it was. Soon enouhg I got the "to busy come back later". I hadn't been to ML since it was in moved to this location, so YMMV.

So no rating to share but another report below indicated trouble getting serviced here. Your drive out there could be wasted time, unless they add staff or loosen up the q&a entrance criteria.

Going about my weekend business which has usually included a stop at ML, in recent days to include an appointment w/Cookie. Called ahead as usual to schedule appointment so that I don't drive all that way for nothing. On the phone was told no problem.. you see Cookie XX:30AM. I get there at the appointed hour (and I mean on the nose) and was told "Cookie busy".

I have to admit, I was pissed.. as a matter of fact I still am. They tried to call me and apologize and texted me but damn, based on an assurance from some >,Y&%$, I plan my time and then am told, sorry, "Cookie busy". Common courtesy says if a provider can't make a pre-arranged appointment, call me and say "Sorry it won't work".

Extremely disappointed. Not sure I'll be back.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog]I read some mixed reviews on this place and decided to TOFTT. Big dissapointment. The provider was jurassic and had the body of a middle linebacker. Massage was very good, but lacked any kind of playfullness. Then tried to negotiate a higher price for the happy ending.

Will not repeat. The experience was not horrible, but becuase there are so many other options around that I would go elsewhere than back to this one.

LARS™ Rating:
F
.6/.4

Butter Dog[/QUOTE]

BD, Sorry to read your report on Elite, I have been there twice with excellent results. Good massage, all access pass for standard tuition. The only problem I had was negotiating service/rate after the flip. I found out that speaking clearly and distinctly in English doesn't work as well as holding up 10 fingers and making weird gestures with your hand and mouth.

On another subject, my last two trips th JHH have been excellent. On one visit we both slipped and slid in the shower room, and the last visit, got new girl, B*****, who, aside from a little gut, was outstanding. I have been going there regularly for a couple of years now, so when I get a new girl, Lilly, tells her my likes and tastes. I haven't had a bad time there yet.

Happy Hunting,
GTR

Anyone know where this establishment moved too.

Looking for Loopy.

It has been a long time since I been to Kyoto Spa in columbia, but I really needed a massage so I gave it a try.

It seems that there is new ownership over there (I haven't been in a while so it could have happened over the last year). I seen Yumee who did an adequate job as a "rub and tug" establishnment. I needed a massage more than anything else for a change and she was able to satisfy me for that. One of the things to note, she never disrobed or offered anything else but a HJ. Massage was very good and the light massage with plenty of action for "the boys" The HJ was good quality but, again no disrobing. The assisted standup shower was ok, but nothing like I get at a TS!

Does anyone know what happened to Sunny?

looks= 7

body=7 slim, A-cup

massage=9

extras=4

[QUOTE=DrummerBoy]It has been a long time since I been to Kyoto Spa in columbia, but I really needed a massage so I gave it a try.

It seems that there is new ownership over there (I haven't been in a while so it could have happened over the last year). I seen Yumee who did an adequate job as a "rub and tug" establishnment. I needed a massage more than anything else for a change and she was able to satisfy me for that. One of the things to note, she never disrobed or offered anything else but a HJ. Massage was very good and the light massage with plenty of action for "the boys" The HJ was good quality but, again no disrobing. The assisted standup shower was ok, but nothing like I get at a TS!

Does anyone know what happened to Sunny?

looks= 7

body=7 slim, A-cup

massage=9

extras=4[/QUOTE]Well I just got back from Kyoto and saw Lee. This was horrible. She didn't even try to massage, just starts getting freaky from the start. She says she is getting a breast reduction because her tits make her look fat, well she is fat but the tit job won't help a thing. I tried to fuck those nasty things but they were too sloppy. Also, I forgot to mention that her breath smelled like some nasty fish. She tried to end with a hand job but I stopped her. All I could think about was getting the hell out.

Paid.5 +.4 tip

Aint going back.

There must be some sort of time warp thing happening with Kyoto. YuMee is one of the best ladies when it comes to service. Maybe you look like a serial killer because I am flat out ungly and Yumee greets me with a big kiss, hug and stroke and this is before the wash rack. Her massage is great and when she walks on your back your back problems will go if you have them or you will get back problems if you don't. As far as asking for anything, don't ask, just do. It works for me. I have stripped her naked, folded her into a pretzle and probed every part of her skinny frame. Now she does have a little smokers breath but I am real used to that. Give her another try and this time loosen up.

NOW FOR LEE. As I have reported before, this beafer is a nice big girl whose English is the best I have run into but she is a No-Go for me and if Ajima brings her in then head for the door if you like them small.

Nah He

This was my first AMP and if you look back 6 months ago in the reports you will see my report. Stopped by a month or so later and it was empty. Alice was the only one I saw there. Funny thing, once it came to the flip then the negotiations started. This was weird for me. I am not sure if this is standard but at Kyoto they have never talked tip prices, never, not once. Just do the deed and give what you think is fair.

Nah He

[QUOTE=Drofnalb]Well I just got back from Kyoto and saw Lee. This was horrible. She didn't even try to massage, just starts getting freaky from the start. She says she is getting a breast reduction because her tits make her look fat, well she is fat but the tit job won't help a thing. I tried to fuck those nasty things but they were too sloppy. Also, I forgot to mention that her breath smelled like some nasty fish. She tried to end with a hand job but I stopped her. All I could think about was getting the hell out.

Paid.5 +.4 tip

Aint going back.[/QUOTE]Ok so I saw Lee at B&B today and my report is the same. Awful. Lee is a no repeat for me.

Now onto my question to the class here. So after my said awful service. I noticed a stink in the air, like something was burning. Lee then said "it's Pee". I asked her to repeat what she said. During my service (or lack of service) I heard mamma san & another provider yeliing back and forth. Apparently someone pissed in the sauna. I can only hope it was not a fellow lurker.

[QUOTE=Randy7777]Located at 1521 York RD same location as a previous Spa.

They have been open a few months and since I could find no reviews except a hint by another poster on this site that he had a good experience I decided to give it a try.

Went this evening and entered using the back door. Paid the 60 dollar fee for 1 Hour. 30 something attendant. Was in the room as I undressed and started an undraped massage. On the plus side it was an excellent therapuetic massage. Lots of interesting technique including scalp massage and neck and back work. Nothing sensual on the back. Fliped over and massaged a little on the front and eventually teased around the general area with an occasional brush and when she got the response she was looking for she pointed and said you do. I though she was testing so I touched mayself briefly to prove no LE and then requested she take over and again she said no. She tickled a little around the area but would not touch Home Plate.

I gave up and got up and got dressed. I have been going to AMPs for years I know they can be cautious when they first open but this place has been open a few months and she had no idea whether I had ever been there. Considering it was an undraped massage with a tease it's amazing there is no happy ending.

YMMV and the place was busy as it was Friday night, So maybe others have found a better attendent or found better service on the second visit. But since money is tight these days and its a rare treat to go to an AMP I will not make the same mistake twice. I tiped the massuesse $20 out of mercy she was whispering "next time' on the way out and I told her no next time. I did not get her name and don't care to know it at this point.

If your a regular at this place feel free to show this review to the Mamasan if there is one.[/QUOTE]I paid a visit during a very slow period and experienced the same lame dream. Green/wrapper in plain sight meant absolutely nothing. Very therapuetic and that's it.

He gents,

Saw this new add on Backpage.

[url]http://baltimore. Backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian_ladies_to_handle_your_massage_needs_/classifieds/ViewAd? Oid=1506016[/url]

I saw from previous reports that the old establishment in this area had closed. Anyone have any intel on this "new" one? It seems VERY close to the old location and maybe it is tye same place back in business.

I wonder if the pictures on this ad are real? If so, it looks tempting. I am close to this area, I might take another TOFTT if timing is right.

Talk to me gents.

Scott

Got out of work early and decided to swing by JNW for a quick relaxation session. I hadn't been there in awhile, the last time I was there the talent was horrific. This time the talent was quite nice. Chose Maggie and opted for a half hour session. It was as expected and Maggie was a nice girl. Session was same price as usual and all things were on the menu. Don't think I will be going back though. Maybe I am overly paranoid, but as I was leaving LE was pulling into the road. I took my turn and noticed the LE didn't take the left turn and took a you-turn. Nothing happened but I am spooked. Any information would be helpful.

Be careful out there.

[QUOTE=Nah He]There must be some sort of time warp thing happening with Kyoto. YuMee is one of the best ladies when it comes to service. Maybe you look like a serial killer because I am flat out ungly and Yumee greets me with a big kiss, hug and stroke and this is before the wash rack. Her massage is great and when she walks on your back your back problems will go if you have them or you will get back problems if you don't. As far as asking for anything, don't ask, just do. It works for me. I have stripped her naked, folded her into a pretzle and probed every part of her skinny frame. Now she does have a little smokers breath but I am real used to that. Give her another try and this time loosen up.

NOW FOR LEE. As I have reported before, this beafer is a nice big girl whose English is the best I have run into but she is a No-Go for me and if Ajima brings her in then head for the door if you like them small.

Nah He[/QUOTE]

I guess it is YMMV. I am a very seasoned monger and know how to present myself. I am not ugly and don't look like a serial killer. I am used to getting a LOT more than what was presented. As I said, I was needing a massage more than anything, so I left satisfied for that, but I will have to return more often if I want more, but I don't see a reason too!

Drummer

Anyone been to the new place in Middle River/Essex?

I have yet to venture there.

Drummer,

You have obviously been doing this way longer than me so I will differ to your experience on this one. I have seen YuMe 4 or 5 times and am always greeted with a smile and a tonsil cleaning. Everybody has their own rating scale based on their life experiences, and you are correct that YMMV. All I can say is give her another shot.

Nah He

[QUOTE=niceguy466]Anyone been to the new place in Middle River/Essex?

I have yet to venture there.[/QUOTE]


Sad. There is this neat little box in the upper right corner you can click labeled "Search This Thread". If you don't want to do that, you can also try Alt+F4

Is she still active?

[QUOTE=Scott B 1966]He gents,

Saw this new add on Backpage.

[url]http://baltimore.Backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian_ladies_to_handle_your_massage_needs_/classifieds/ViewAd? Oid=1506016[/url]

I saw from previous reports that the old establishment in this area had closed. Anyone have any intel on this "new" one? It seems VERY close to the old location and maybe it is tye same place back in business.

I wonder if the pictures on this ad are real? If so, it looks tempting. I am close to this area, I might take another TOFTT if timing is right.

Talk to me gents.

Scott[/QUOTE]This link is broken but I found a similar one that matches the description. this is most definatly not the same place. The women were ugly as sin and service was awful. steer clear

If you like big tits on an at your AMP look for Ali at B&B.

Good body a little thick. Serious Domenetrix demeanor.

Tried Hana Spa in Ellicott City one night last week. They were slow for the evening.5 for 30 minute massage. Massage wasn't very good. She was up for anything but I lacked the funds. Settled for a good HJ.

[QUOTE=Joe Stuart123]Tried Hana Spa in Ellicott City one night last week. They were slow for the evening.5 for 30 minute massage. Massage wasn't very good. She was up for anything but I lacked the funds. Settled for a good HJ.[/QUOTE]You mean One Spa formerly known as Hana? Or did they change their name back to Hana?

The sign said Hana. It was around the back of the building, near the middle.

I thought I saw another sign on a door that said One Spa.

[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3]You mean One Spa formerly known as Hana? Or did they change their name back to Hana?[/QUOTE]

They like a low profile, but it is a good, very good place to be a regular. That is of course if you like the personnel there. I do, FWIW.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]They like a low profile, but it is a good, very good place to be a regular. That is of course if you like the personnel there. I do, FWIW.[/QUOTE]Is Connie still there or is she running Jade down the road? I've heard conflicting reports.

Hey folks,

Either things are really slow out there or you are just not doing your job of providiing good reports. Let's provide some comprehensive, education and entertaining reports. This board lives as a result of your reporting.

Let's get going!

[QUOTE=Jim1240]Hey folks,

Either things are really slow out there or you are just not doing your job of providiing good reports. Let's provide some comprehensive, education and entertaining reports. This board lives as a result of your reporting.

Let's get going![/QUOTE]Pot = Kettle= Black!

And your reports are where?

L.P.3

[QUOTE=Jim1240]Hey folks,

Either things are really slow out there or you are just not doing your job of providiing good reports. Let's provide some comprehensive, education and entertaining reports. This board lives as a result of your reporting.

Let's get going![/QUOTE]


Brother Jim, Not to bust your chops, but you could visit one of these fine establishments and give us a report on YOUR experiences.

I really don't want to start a flame war. But. The phrase "if you want something done do it yourself" comes to mind.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Jim1240]Hey folks,

Either things are really slow out there or you are just not doing your job of providiing good reports. Let's provide some comprehensive, education and entertaining reports. This board lives as a result of your reporting.

Let's get going![/QUOTE]

I haven't been to the West Side in a long time, actually I haven't been active in the hobby in a long time, so I made the trip over there. Like other reports stated Mamasan was very paranoid and kept asking me questions. Eventually she let me in and didn't send me away.

I guess I'm going to be paranoid too and not add very much detail. I met a lady with a name that starts with an "M". She was attractive, (for a thirty something Korean that's been doing this for a while), and I had a great time.

Overall: 8/10

[QUOTE=Jim1240]Hey folks,

Either things are really slow out there or you are just not doing your job of providiing good reports. Let's provide some comprehensive, education and entertaining reports. This board lives as a result of your reporting.

Let's get going![/QUOTE]I gave you a break in July when you asked a dumb shit question. You said you "will ready myslefself to provide a review soon". So far no review from you. Now stop your bitchin' and either go back into lurker mode or provide a decent report.

This isn't 3rd grade, there are stupid questions and stupid comments on this board.

I've been a bit of a regular at this establishment the last month or so. The first time I went was cool, but I could tell the girl "Lee" didn't like me grabbing her tits. Oh well. I never saw her again. Her HJ was good, though.

Then, I had this chick who both times has told me a different name. Ah well. Both times she was good. The second time, when it came to the flip, she got up on the table next to me and stroked it for a while, kissing all over me, telling me everything a guy wants to hear. LOL. Nice breasts. In fact, all of the girls had nice looking breasts of varying sizes.

Last time I went, I went during lunch hour. Yeah, I took a whole hour. Because there was another dude in the regular shower, I got a table shower at no extra charge. I could tell she wasn't supposed to do it because she kept telling me to shhh! But, I'd never had one of those before. LOVE IT!

Massage was decent. HJ was glorious!

But, I'm chicken shit. Anyone been there who knows whether there are extras to be had?

[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3]Is Connie still there or is she running Jade down the road? I've heard conflicting reports.[/QUOTE]

She is running Jade Shiatzu sown the road. I remember her for the nice ass and attitude. great BBBJCIM once in a while

Service here is uneven, some real duds, but some diamonds as well. It's a Chinese spa. It's near Dunkin Donut on York Rd. You have to look up the address in the CP. You will find a large house in a residential area, parking lot in the back. You enter at the rear and go in a corridor which leads to a door. .6 gets you in the door. Everything looks new and clean.

No table shower or sauna, a real disadvantage, but they do offer stand-up assisted showers depending on the provider. Usually just one provider seems to be working for a couple of weeks tour of duty, so choice is limited.

It's mostly a massage, handshake and goodbye -- not nearly the steady quality of provider and service you get at JHH -- but it's OK if you're in the area. You may get lucky.

Rapid

[QUOTE=DrummerBoy]She is running Jade Shiatzu sown the road. I remember her for the nice ass and attitude. great BBBJCIM once in a while[/QUOTE]Thanks, I think I'll have to take a trip down memory lane with Connie sometime this week.

L.P.3

If you look at my info, you'll see I've been around forever. Anything to share about PT or AS out Eastern, please? AS always sucked (as in not good), but PT was usually good for full treatment of my special aches. Used to go monthly but it's been a year or more and my joints ache.

So, I saw a report about a mean masseuse and my ears perked up. I make a hasty retreat to the spot and feel so-so about the set up. Third floor of a nearly empty office spot.

Went up to take my chances, and immediately ask for the manager. I went in requesting a thicker masseuse, and end up with S., who is fit and trim, but not what I call thick. I settle in, not being one to throw a fishie back, when we get to talking. She asks me where I been and so on, and I throw a name out that makes her stop and take notice. She was about 10 minutes in and says, "Hot Towel", and runs off.

Ok, so...yeah. Lo and behold, she drags in a woman I knew from not one but two spots prior. #11, as I like to call her. Those familiar with the HoCo and MoCo scene from a couple of years back WILL know her. Trusted seniors can PM for more.

We got into a long convo while S. was still working me over, and it was a great massage. #11 and I caught up since the last time we saw eachother was an awkward scenario, and she lets me know my other ATF was working there too! I made a promise to come back to see them both.

YMMV, but S. was nice, good massage, very pleasant demeanor.

Inside was clean, very open, reminded me of Rainbow.

Massage was decent. HJ was glorious!

But, I'm chicken shit. Anyone been there who knows whether there are extras to be had?[/QUOTE]Few weeks ago - right after they opened. Very sexy hottie who called herself "princess" and could actually carry an intelligent conversation - even with thick asian accent. A bit nervous when she put her hand out in advance, but I had a decent vibe about her. Well, got a nice massage, got her nay-ged, daty, then (alas) "virtual" cowgirl (not the real deal) - she reaches around with hand to finish you off. Overall a hot time with a hot asian, but didn't exactly get what I came for (no pun intended).