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[QUOTE=Christophe1;4101257]I thought this was funny. After a coital act and some cum snatch dribbkes onto the sheets I am asked if I have a girlfriend. No, I said.

Good I want to introduce you to some women.

Next day, I receive pictures of several eligible women. LOL.

Is that normal?

Best of 2019.

Massage parlor. Curtains for doors. Partial walls 1 foot from ceiling. Opening appointment.

I walk in and all but one room is busy and I hear several women's ecstatic releases. Hmm. Get to room and top comes down and a hand goes down my pants to grab Donkey. Instant boner while my neck is flowered with kisses. A minute later most of the noises are drowned out by our heavy petting. Sje begins removing my clothes and drops a towel while getting on her knees to suck away hard and strong. We move the massahe table against the wall and I lay down while she sucks away and my hand roams around her puzZy area. She's a beast on the mic as I am fingering away until she gushes drip that goes down her leg while collapsing on me. After she catcher her breath she hops on amd rides away while I am stroking her tits like Donkey dong. She squirts again and I feel this hot mess all over my groin and it opens a new area of her vagina that allows Donkey all the way in until ever pump causes somekind of an internal clap noise. Shit! The music stopped and the omly noise in the whole parlor is the rythmic cervical clap made internally as she bounces up and down. I am trying to stop her and she moans. Ahh. She squirts again. I cum and she rides until she plunges he juice box empty with my dick. I am getting super hard again and pull her into coital alignment to max her stimulation and hand on to ride or die. We got loud I guess and the manager comes to curtain and says some foreign stuff. I am told we got to stop and go. We get up and she pulls me in doggie and I pump her wet hole to completion so we can both get dressed. It was the best sex so far this year with 45 minutes of in the hoochie coochie hootenany dick action. I put on my shades and bow my way out the door to no applause but a sigh of inspired awe.

Banned. Luckily she can meet outside the club.[/QUOTE]Where? Asking for a friend.

This app meets all the criteria you're asking for. I think the monthly price if you get a year long subscription is 3. 99 or 4. 99; and you'll only have to enter your number once in order for them to send you a message verifying your contact #. After that, you'll never need you number again.

[QUOTE=SlaterHind;4109930]I assume that most veteran mongers use some sort of app to avoid using your actual phone number for texts and calls in this hobby. The app that I've been using for years has become too unreliable to continue using and I've been unable to find a reliable replacement.

So, if you have a reliable app (on iOS) then please share your recommendations (or PM me). I'm looking for an app that provides the following:

- a phone number.

- texting functionality / service.

- the ability to lock or secure the phone number (ie through payment) to avoid losing it.

- registration only requires an email address.

- doesn't require that I provide a real phone number.

- doesn't require any personal info for validation or registration.

Google Voice is too intrusive, and aggregates and merges too much information to be used for this hobby.

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]

You can make phone calls and text. No picture attachment for text. Yearly price of $10. Can uninstall when not using and reinstall when ready to use again.

[QUOTE=SlaterHind;4109930]I assume that most veteran mongers use some sort of app to avoid using your actual phone number for texts and calls in this hobby. The app that I've been using for years has become too unreliable to continue using and I've been unable to find a reliable replacement.

So, if you have a reliable app (on iOS) then please share your recommendations (or PM me). I'm looking for an app that provides the following:

- a phone number.

- texting functionality / service.

- the ability to lock or secure the phone number (ie through payment) to avoid losing it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4101257]I thought this was funny. After a coital act and some cum snatch dribbkes onto the sheets I am asked if I have a girlfriend. No, I said.

Good I want to introduce you to some women.

Next day, I receive pictures of several eligible women. LOL.

Is that normal?

Best of 2019.

[/QUOTE]She sounds exactly like a fun mature Thai friend of mine. Good to see you back Chris. Does that fun SGV friend of yours have any new SFV recommends? I'd like to $prinkle their garden. Hope your donkey's divin' deep and regular.

[QUOTE=Kampfire;4115674]She sounds exactly like a fun mature Thai friend of mine. Good to see you back Chris. Does that fun SGV friend of yours have any new SFV recommends? I'd like to $prinkle their garden. Hope your donkey's divin' deep and regular.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

Less time, Harder dick with lots of problems always moving forward.

1 solution is to finger her pussy like a love doctor lost in the world handing out sexual healing.

Sexual healing. Let us give it on.

Repeat a million times.

I got a ton of experience to prove that sex heals, or maybe passifies.

Dumb as fuck, me.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4074892]Yikes!!

Just saying she is old school.

She tore me apart and I am still nursing the woundy wounds.

Lick lick.

Legend material.[/QUOTE]Any contact info on her?

The best and worst.

I got a pig head in my garbage from a soothesayer's reading of the future.

Tomorrow is the future, and I love the idea.

I got Chinese-Aussie family, pig head in trash. Family, Health, some wealth, and a whole lot of.

Pig head in trash.

Succulent pig head, while pig cooked in luau style. Family ti ground me. Addictions to entice me. Weak knees.

Happy Year Of The Pig.

Luck is for everyone. Follow your dreams sweethearts. You are mine. Be my Valentine.

Cause,

Just do it.

Here I go again.

Make them sign like wetards.

Today I had a HHr session with a mature provider in the Southbay area (Torrance). There is not too much adult activity in this area other than the Chinese providers at the HoJo Hotel in Torrance Blvd. We all know that those ones are bait & switch.

I was lucky to experience a decent service from an all American provider in her mid 40's. 5'4" thin, kind of athletic body and huge "man made" DD's. LFK and BBBJ to start with and the only thing she asked was to be very tender with her nipples and lips downstairs. Open menu and the only dont's are BBFS and Greek. She was very serious when she said "Everything Must be Covered"

Her rates and contact info by PM to serious active members on this forum. She is tired of weirdos flaking on her at the last minute, endless texting or stalkers trying to get themselves a girlfriend or low-ballers. She prefers older guys (guess that was a plus with me), and she is not a clock watcher.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4143832]Here I go again.

Make them sign like wetards.[/QUOTE]The girl in the red with white polka dots looks yummy.

Take a look at this:

[URL]https://forum.officer.com/forum/officers-and-law-enforcement-professionals-only/the-squad-room/211494-backpage-stings[/URL]

I wonder whether anyone of you ever had problems with the police? How do you feel about this being a risky hobby?

"We actually did an op against a woman who was doing ads on BP a few years ago. She was living and operating, of all places, in the Chief of Police's neighborhood.

I did some research online into some review sites and other things to see how she might try to smoke us out. Her only countermeasure was that she required a reference from another escort before making an appointment.

I live in a military town, so my solution was to make up a fake escort from a different state on a site that was, at the time, known for hosting free pages that a lot of other escorts were using. Then I had to make some fake reviews of the fake escort just in case our suspect decided to check out our UC guy's background story. I set up a Google Voice number for our female officer to play the role of our fake escort so she could "verify" our UC was "the perfect gentleman".

It was a pretty involved process and it took some time to put together. Our UC was a guy who just retired from the Marine Corps and came aboard about a week prior to the operation. His story was that he visited this "escort" in this other state, which was his home of record, before he got stationed in our town.

It went off without a hitch, the suspect called our female officer on the GV number, who vouched for our UC. The suspect then set up an appointment an gave the UC her address, which of course we already knew.

The whole case came about because her neighbors were tired of the constant traffic and they had somehow sniffed out her ads, put it all together and dimed her out to us. Our command at the time was very risk averse and did not want to do a full-blown op in which the UC went in to a location we did not control, so we used an obscure city ordinance to gig her with operating a sexually oriented business and operating without a business license.

As soon as she came to the door she was arrested. Turns out she was an intern for a local defense attorney. The story hit the paper and everybody knew what the deal was, she was publicly shamed and moved out of state. Where she promptly resumed the same activity. But the important thing was we got her out of the Chief's neighborhood and all involved got an attaboy from him. I guess the difference here in what I'm trying to accomplish is bringing the suspect to us instead of doing it the other way around.

As an aside, for as long as my fake escort page was up, I was getting text messages to the GV number from guys in this other state trying to set up dates. I would run their phone numbers and find out who they were, it was amazing how much some of them stood to lose if they were caught. ".

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As an aside, for as long as my fake escort page was up, I was getting text messages to the GV number from guys in this other state trying to set up dates. I would run their phone numbers and find out who they were, it was amazing how much some of them stood to lose if they were caught. ".[/QUOTE]When BP was up I called an ad close to my work place they never answered, but kept getting constant calls from a supposed detective.

Nothing ever happened but it was very awkward. Just outlines the importance of a burner phone.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;4149370]The girl in the red with white polka dots looks yummy.[/QUOTE]She was one of the non-pros hailing from within ELA about 5 years ago. Like a Latina girlfriend.

I am suprised ypu missed her!

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4155033]She was one of the non-pros hailing from within ELA about 5 years ago. Like a Latina girlfriend.

I am suprised ypu missed her![/QUOTE]Bro, there are so many girls its easy for 1 or 2 or even a handful to to miss. But, latinas are my fav! Especially, the ones that moan ans talk dirty in Spanish. Papi. Papi.

Has anyone had any experience using Backpage Pro? How long has it been around? Are the ads legit? This should become the *main* replacement for ladies who used the old BP website, no?

Hey fellas, anyone here know much about backpagepro? How long has this site been up? Is it legit? I feel like it should be the go-to for providers who used the old classifieds site that were taken down. Anyone have any experience on them, and mainly know how long this site has been up?

Met a cute Black woman at the coffee bean today. I first noticed that her dress hemline was high and she had legs for days. And then, I noticed, her seductive sultry eyes as we made eye contact. I bought her a tea and we hung out in the hoop parked at the Beverly Center.

This 30 year old had a few talents and she pulled down her panties, grabbed my hand so as to rub her vagina. Wet dripping slimey.

I asked, is this okay?

She raised her skirt while she got into the doggie position by lowering the passanger seat.

1st talent Dancing ass cheeks. Pop pop. She was really proud of her skills and taught me how to congo drum. It was an okay talent.

2nd talent Ridiculously large sized nipples. I am not a faggot but I enjoy making erectile tissue grow. Yep, xyers be careful. I have been practicing swan technique kung fu. She advised and I pulled down her top. Show me! Stroke, stroke, fuckit I sucked it. And they grew and grew.

Third talent let me put on more lip balm while you film me mouth sucking your dick.

4th talent pussy contractions. Muscle milking post coitus cock after cip. Didn't even need to shake.

She said are you a rock star?

[QUOTE=NegativeZero;4157120]Hey fellas, anyone here know much about backpagepro? How long has this site been up? Is it legit? I feel like it should be the go-to for providers who used the old classifieds site that were taken down. Anyone have any experience on them, and mainly know how long this site has been up?[/QUOTE]First time I've heard about this page.

Have you used a provider from this page?

[QUOTE=Christophe1;4157642]Met a cute Black woman at the coffee bean today. I first noticed that her dress hemline was high and she had legs for days. And then, I noticed, her seductive sultry eyes as we made eye contact. I bought her a tea and we hung out in the hoop parked at the Beverly Center.

This 30 year old had a few talents and she pulled down her panties, grabbed my hand so as to rub her vagina. Wet dripping slimey.

I asked, is this okay?

She raised her skirt while she got into the doggie position by lowering the passanger seat.

1st talent Dancing ass cheeks. Pop pop. She was really proud of her skills and taught me how to congo drum. It was an okay talent.

2nd talent Ridiculously large sized nipples. I am not a faggot but I enjoy making erectile tissue grow. Yep, xyers be careful. I have been practicing swan technique kung fu. She advised and I pulled down her top. Show me! Stroke, stroke, fuckit I sucked it. And they grew and grew.

Third talent let me put on more lip balm while you film me mouth sucking your dick.

4th talent pussy contractions. Muscle milking post coitus cock after cip. Didn't even need to shake.

She said are you a rock star?[/QUOTE]How come this shit never happens to me? Probably because I never make eye contact. Smooth move ex-lax.

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;4158210]How come this shit never happens to me? Probably because I never make eye contact. Smooth move ex-lax.[/QUOTE]I guess fucking too many nonpros makes it hard to nail girls from the coffee bean who will go bare on the first date in a car in the Beverly center parking lot for free and let you cip.

It sounds like this place needs a policy of principled realism.

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I rarely do this but I'm calling bullshit on this. A guy who catches a flag for preachin on the BB thread who always posts on the Humaniplexx forum (The anti BB evangalism is well known there) just happens to get throat gonorrhea from eating pussy the day after a STD test.

I was 50/50 with it until the long passage about the nurse thinking you were scum. I'm not buying it.

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[QUOTE=CumberlandBlue;4159283]Just sharing this experience. Since I can't tell my friends or coworkers I thought I'd share here at least. Typing this on my phone so forgive typos.

Got my std test on a Thursday -I was clean- and immediately wanted to BBFS a girl. Or at least try. Hooked up with a cute 20 ish girl off Hx. Fun girl. We do camel slide, BBBJ, daty, CFS. She won't kiss me because she's getting over a cold. DATY was tasty. During camel slide I casually suggest her letting me slide in bare but I had a feeling it was a no. She calmly said she never does bare and the usual other Yadda-Yaddabullsheet. Deed done I go home a happy camper.

2 weeks later my throat hurts. Go to urgent care and doc thinks it's strep. I get tests done. I knew it wasn't strep because it didn't burn the whole throat. They never called me with results. By now I'm out sick a whole week, just languid and feeling like I am carrying a 50 pound rock in my head. Tired, exhausted, but not sleepy. It hurts when I swallow and I get body aches and a pounding headache. I go back to urgent care 2 days later. A real gorgeous little nurse treats me. God damn if I was single I'd ask her out! I never have such urges so she is really cute. We talk and she pokes around my throat. You know, she says gently, you might have Gonorrhea in your throat. Do you practice safe sex? Well I just got tested and I was clean, I say blushing and looking down, but I have moments of poor decision-making. Bye dating her ever.

So the test result for this can't be put online, I have to go to my primary doctor for the results. My primary is a scrawny little 5 foot 2 inch nerdy kid from China who I think probably wishes he got Gonorrhea because that meant he was getting laid. He comes into the room and asks why I am there. I say the urgent care doc was convinced I have the big G. He looks me up in the computer and sure enough I have it. He is cool about it. He was typing the note and said "you know, we hardly ever get throat G, can I look?" He was giddy as he looked in my throat. I wanted to say he can invite in others but no, maybe that is not the best idea.

The nurse who gave me the shot and handed me two blues pills to swallow was disgusted though. I tried to joke and she was just like "ewwwwee I have to be in the same room with this pig, and I have to give him a shot in the ass?" I could see it in her face. She was visibly nervous. I already came to terms with it so I was ok, just getting it fixed.

It will clear up in 6 days, doc said. He said LA does not have cases of that super-bug really so very remote chance the treatment will not work. Whoa, relief. Don't want them cutting my throat out. Right now it feels like a marble in my throat. A medical journal says Listerine is effective at killing this- the k-dolls know their shit. I am buying a gallon and keeping that nearby when I go out and play. Shots of blue for everyone. Another article says it is almost impossible to transmit through kissing. Good to know.

Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Is this a popular girl you believe who gave it to you? Asian, latina, white. Link?

Then he left the Beverly Center to go cash in his winning Powerball ticket.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4158715]I guess fucking too many nonpros makes it hard to nail girls from the coffee bean who will go bare on the first date in a car in the Beverly center parking lot for free and let you cip.

It sounds like this place needs a policy of principled realism.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Oswalt;4160473]Then he left the Beverly Center to go cash in his winning Powerball ticket.[/QUOTE]The best exploits I have had, all are documented:

I fucked two white girls on fig for $250 Out the door. I keep saying I will attach pics.

I got a "free" handjob for doing a document for a massage gal.

I got an extra blow job during a handjob because the gal liked me. She then upped her charges from 200 to 300 for the BJ.

I am currently helping a provider and may cash in for some CIM work.

I gave a provider 400 and she still owes me 200 worth of handjobs.

The idea that a presentable nonpro would fuck you in a hooptie in the Beverly center borders on the paranormal. The further idea that fucking nonpros off of seeking suckers dot com is normal dating is borderline paraphilia.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;4159288]Is this a popular girl you believe who gave it to you? Asian, latina, white. Link?[/QUOTE]I reached out to her but she hasn't responded. I'm still determining if it was her or another, so I don't want to say, but I will by PM.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4160508]The best exploits I have had, all are documented:

I fucked two white girls on fig for $250 Out the door. I keep saying I will attach pics.

I got a "free" handjob for doing a document for a massage gal.

I got an extra blow job during a handjob because the gal liked me. She then upped her charges from 200 to 300 for the BJ.

I am currently helping a provider and may cash in for some CIM work.

I gave a provider 400 and she still owes me 200 worth of handjobs.

The idea that a presentable nonpro would fuck you in a hooptie in the Beverly center borders on the paranormal. The further idea that fucking nonpros off of seeking suckers dot com is normal dating is borderline paraphilia.[/QUOTE]You peeps are alittle hard on my man Christophe. Jeez folks ease up will ya.

Shit like this does happen of course not everyday but ya never know.

PC out.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;4166892]You peeps are alittle hard on my man Christophe. Jeez folks ease up will ya.

Shit like this does happen of course not everyday but ya never know.

PC out.[/QUOTE]Thanks fellow Chinaman. I hate Xi, and have pulled out of there.

My diary note. I am a student and take classes from time to time. The B-center romance was an art project with an artsy-fartsy gal that we both clicked and I laid out the plan. It was a confession with the hope someone noticed. It was a fantasy, thus a performance art. Me, I am not an artist. Just full of all this expression of life.

So be it.

Here is some texting. At any venue there is a good place to express your ego. Student to educate myself, toss out some coin, get on hands and knees just for fucks sake.

PC- you got dibs on the Non-Pro posting Hollywood MILF. I will DM you info.

Which burner do you recommend? Are you guys using something online like Google Voice, or a physical device?

[QUOTE=NewLit;4222913]Which burner do you recommend? Are you guys using something online like Google Voice, or a physical device?[/QUOTE]Just by a trac phone at Walmart.

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This is a joke right? You're posting here asking what is a good review site?

Seriously?

Go fuck somebody and write a review and make this a great review site.

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[QUOTE=NewLit;4222913]Which burner do you recommend? Are you guys using something online like Google Voice, or a physical device?[/QUOTE]Agree with other poster I use trac phone and I registered it via a payphone booth. Also used cash to buy.

[QUOTE=DGoodLife;4227693]Agree with other poster I use trac phone and I registered it via a payphone booth. Also used cash to buy.[/QUOTE]I recall purchasing the tracphone and minutes card with cash and setting things up initially using the store's wifi. Don't remember a step where a phone is needed.
But if you want a burner phone, trac phone is cheap and easy and can be purchased at many different stores.
If you want to go with an app, textfree is an easy one to use.

[QUOTE=DGoodLife;4227693]Agree with other poster I use trac phone and I registered it via a payphone booth. Also used cash to buy.[/QUOTE]I bought a att pre paid at Best Buy and the guy set it and activated it. Using the store addy and # and fake a name.

And it made me love where I was even more. I LOVE LA. I mean that from the bottom of my beer cup, forever even.

Recently, I meditated on a mountain top. Danced ways that were insane! Horizontally, like black hole style. No one watched. Ring of fire.

I just did something fun, so if you are looking for extra funds, and no one wants to pay for your dick string ejaculate, beg. I begged today, drew up a sweet sign and hustled my ass and smile off on a street corner. Wore a red dress and did my fake wig hairstyle up real big, Dolly Parton inspired and did her proud1.

Felt like electri-lightening.

Made me sad too. IDK, so much living to do.

Refuse to beg, money don't make you less of a beggar when you beg. Maybe, even less. Me don't know, so I love to be a full (sic).

[QUOTE=Dolato;4228382]I recall purchasing the tracphone and minutes card with cash and setting things up initially using the store's wifi. Don't remember a step where a phone is needed.
But if you want a burner phone, trac phone is cheap and easy and can be purchased at many different stores.
If you want to go with an app, textfree is an easy one to use.[/QUOTE]Textfree is my friend. Can download and login and then delete until next use. App is a little glitchy but works well enough for me. Used a protonmail account to set it up, which leaves no trace back to me. You can use the settings to turn off location tracking as well when using the app.

I use the app Hushed. You can create your own anonymous number and the service is cheap unlike many prepaid phones. In addition you don't need to carry around an extra phone.

[QUOTE=Twopops;4234054]I use the app Hushed. You can create your own anonymous number and the service is cheap unlike many prepaid phones. In addition you don't need to carry around an extra phone.[/QUOTE]Yah, but If you get robbed you're Fuc*k'd!

You lose your personal phone with all kinds of important stuff on it. Where as you get robbed and dumbass robber takes your hobby phone. You just say wheh, least it wan't my real personal phone.

I fucked a provider in different decades. Although she was much better looking back pre 2010, she can still suck dick.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4235587]I fucked a provider in different decades. Although she was much better looking back pre 2010, she can still suck dick.[/QUOTE]Congratulations on achieving this impressive milestone.

[QUOTE=RobertVince12;4233716]Textfree is my friend. Can download and login and then delete until next use. App is a little glitchy but works well enough for me. Used a protonmail account to set it up, which leaves no trace back to me. You can use the settings to turn off location tracking as well when using the app.[/QUOTE]I tried this, but it asks you to provide a phone number to verify your new number. I tried a few websites with disposable numbers, but it did not work.