Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=genuis8]The only very cute 20 something asian babe in Senina is the owner's daughter. Hence, she is unavailable. [/QUOTE]Maybe it's someone new. I was in last week, but it was just my second visit there, so I don't really know. Stupidly, I didn't get her name, but she did seem in her early 20s and quite cute. Kind of an 80s hairdo though. Got the full table shower treatment and a nice HR for .5 extra, but no nudity. Touching outside the clothes was fine, and she was very friendly, all smiles and kind of giggly really. Cute.

Hey,

I'm new in the Chicago area, and saw some post about ChicagoAfterDark.com but didn't see any feedback on how the services are that are listed on that site for massage parlors. Has anyone tried calling those numbers? Some of them look like they could be legit, but others seem a little shady. I'm just trying to find a good place to go for some action. Preferrably in the downtown area.

Any help is appreciated.

[QUOTE=genuis8]The only very cute 20 something asian babe in Senina is the owner's daughter. Hence, she is unavailable. The young 20s good looking guy is her boyfriend.[/QUOTE]

Alrighty then, my objective is to become papasan's son-in-law.
我们会永远是你的家人。

[QUOTE=genuis8]The only very cute 20 something asian babe in Senina is the owner's daughter. Hence, she is unavailable. The young 20s good looking guy is her boyfriend.[/QUOTE]Actually I think the guy is the owner's son.

Anyone ever get any extras from Joyce or May?

I've only received extras from Lily and Lisa.

Any news on the Polish girl?

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Alrighty then, my objective is to become papasan's son-in-law.
我们会永远是你的家人。[/QUOTE]Maybe it should read... 不要碰

Good luck guy!

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Alrighty then, my objective is to become papasan's son-in-law.
我们会永远是你的家人。[/QUOTE]

Babel-Fish says....... We can forever be family members?
Anyway.............I have had my eye on that cutie too. Something seemed to say, "Don't even THINK about it."

Do never patronize this place. Wanted an appointment with a latina at GMC on belmont, she wanst available so I made an appointment with Vanessa at Zeus. I'm told she will be a half hour over the phone so I get there and make a few business calls from my car. I head in, the door was locked so I had to be buzzed in. I get there and tell the girl behind the counter (she was a 6 at best) I had an apointment with Vanessa to which she tells me "she's booked". Ok, so I then ask if anyone else was available to which she said "no we're all booked up today". There was another girl there whispering in Spanish to the other who was maybe a 4. So with that said I pulled out a wadd of $20's so they could both see it said ok and walked right out.

Seriously guys, book appointments here up the wazzoo and blow them off. They do not deserve your business.

So with that said I head over to lisuinas for my mainstay Tina. Things went downhill here too.

I was literally told "I don't like when you touch me there".

I should't razz her, she is a great provider, but she should be consistent.

I don't know I guess I was due for a bad day.

Be safe

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]Babel-Fish says....... We can forever be family members?
Anyway.............I have had my eye on that cutie too. Something seemed to say, "Don't even THINK about it."[/QUOTE]

Here's the deal, I become a member of the family and I promise discounts to all of my friends here on the forum. In addition, I say we bring in more babes in their twenties. The bachelor party will be upstairs...and you're all invited.

I went to Massage Clinic, Korean AMP on Milwaukee Ave. last week. Esther provided TS, walking on back, abdomen and legs which was a little hard-edged, and HJ. Overall good experience. .7 to get in the door, and .3 tip for the HJ. Low lighting and played instrumental music. Place is clean and relaxing.

Hey peeps.

I'm new to this site friend hooked me up. Can I get some advise about massage places in arlington heights?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Spdygnzalz]Hey peeps.

I'm new to this site friend hooked me up. Can I get some advise about massage places in arlington heights?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Check the northwestern suburb pages, bro. They got all the nasty massagists out there.

WHOOPIE TAI AI AYYYYYY!

Have fun out there and be careful.

Whole bunch of savages out there

John MF Coctoston

I have visited many places. The latest spot was Senina with the polish girl. Ok massage covered the whole time did not allow the towel to drop. No teasing at all. No extras so I had her call my regular Amy in after she was done, paid for 10 minutes extra with Amy and left with cold water.

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]Do never patronize this place. Wanted an appointment with a latina at GMC on belmont, she wanst available so I made an appointment with Vanessa at Zeus. I'm told she will be a half hour over the phone so I get there and make a few business calls from my car. I head in, the door was locked so I had to be buzzed in. I get there and tell the girl behind the counter (she was a 6 at best) I had an apointment with Vanessa to which she tells me "she's booked". Ok, so I then ask if anyone else was available to which she said "no we're all booked up today". There was another girl there whispering in Spanish to the other who was maybe a 4. So with that said I pulled out a wadd of $20's so they could both see it said ok and walked right out.

Seriously guys, book appointments here up the wazzoo and blow them off. They do not deserve your business.

So with that said I head over to lisuinas for my mainstay Tina. Things went downhill here too.

I was literally told "I don't like when you touch me there".

I should't razz her, she is a great provider, but she should be consistent.

I don't know I guess I was due for a bad day.

Be safe[/QUOTE]I wonder about Lisunia's as well. I go here about once every 3 weeks and I dont think much more than a naked HJ is available here. I've read thru some old posts and discussed it with other mongers and there are a few wild claims. Would be great if more interaction could be had here like CBJ, DATY, and the holy grail, FS because the eye candy here is pretty outstanding.

If anyone has had an experience outside of a naked HJ let me know via PM.

I think I might be headed towrad AMPS again.

[QUOTE=Spdygnzalz]Hey peeps.

I'm new to this site friend hooked me up. Can I get some advise about massage places in arlington heights?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I see you have learned to post. That is good. Now, we need to work on the reading and organization skills. First, go back to the Illinois thread and note the 20 some odd places throughout the state that are listed. Find an area that is close to where you want to participate in "the hobby". Open that thread and read. I would suggest starting back about 5-8 pages (about 3 months) since you do not want to dig into old areas that may be shut down. Read all the post going forward noting the reverse chronological order of the postings. If you find something that piques your interest, use the "search" feature up in the right hand corner to find more about that particular venue/provider. Ask more specific questions (ie Does Cindy at Spa 53 work on Tuesdays?). Try a few places out and, most importantly, post about your experience. Good luck and welcome.

Reports posted here over the months have mentioned thin walls at MPs on a number of occassions. As far as I am concerned, thin walls often work to a monger's benefit.

If you can hear a fellow monger in the next room getting his happy ending, then your MT has no excuse to not follow suit. Just look your girl in the eye and smile or make a funny comment about your neighbors.

Thin walls also may save you in the unlikely event of a raid. You will hear the commotion outside in time to play hide the condom. Even if your MT is found in a state of undress just recite the following mantra: "I was so relaxed I fell asleep. What in the hell is going on here, anyway?"

Went to visit Mercy in the loop late last week. Took the 30 min for $40. First time visiting Mercy and got Maggie, mid 40s. 5 on the looks. The shop has a doctors office feel, as it actually provide more services then the massages w/ HJs. I would rate the massage a 7, nude on the flip, she massaged the rocks without touching the stick for about five mins and then looks at me as says. You want, I say yes. Then she actually massaged the goods until release, no rush what so ever. After the wipe down, she leaves and I get dressed, then she comes back in and presents me with a frequent flyer card, with the 10th massage on the house. First time for everything. Tipped her $20 and will be back.

Ok so I've looked through old posting and sing seems to be ok. Any suggestions? Don't wanna get riped off by these chicks when they see fresh meat! Thanks guys and be ccareful.

[QUOTE=Orangecrush]...Ask more specific questions (ie Does Cindy at Spa 53 work on Tuesdays?)...[/QUOTE]
OC,

You had to mention Spa 53, didn't you? Now I'm bummed. Ruined my whole day. :(

[QUOTE=Jimmy Guy]I wonder about Lisunia's as well. I go here about once every 3 weeks and I dont think much more than a naked HJ is available here. I've read thru some old posts and discussed it with other mongers and there are a few wild claims. Would be great if more interaction could be had here like CBJ, DATY, and the holy grail, FS because the eye candy here is pretty outstanding.

If anyone has had an experience outside of a naked HJ let me know via PM.

I think I might be headed towrad AMPS again.[/QUOTE]


Well I've been to Lisunia about 6 times thus far and the only time I was offered more than a nude HJ was when Ivanna offered to give me a CBJ for yet another $100. I declined of course talk about upselling it's .90 for the VIP massage which has a hj, and for a nude hj with hands roaming is $190 but another $100 for a cbj, no thanks for that I could get fs elsewhere and still save some cash.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]OC,

You had to mention Spa 53, didn't you? Now I'm bummed. Ruined my whole day. :([/QUOTE]


Just when I thought I was over to closing of Spa 53 and 34 someone has to stick the dagger in a little more. Thanks.

PP

Sorry if this is a repeat q, but searches didn't give me a good answer. I'm new to the AMP scene in Chicago (after a long run in Philly in the 80s and 90s), being more of a CL kind of monger these days, but my two experiences at Senina were basically satisfactory.

Can anyone give advice on the four-hand (2-girl) massage? It sounds kind of nice, but it also seems like the kind of thing that might close off extras. How do they deal with this? I wasn't able to find reports from anyone trying it.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Just when I thought I was over to closing of Spa 53 and 34 someone has to stick the dagger in a little more. Thanks.

PP[/QUOTE]

No kidding. My little eyes lit up real quick when I saw that. For a second, I thought my prayers had been answered. Ah, Cindy. I always enjoyed her. Nicole/Tiffany was another one of my faves. I don't know where they found those chicks, they were hot and talented. It's sad to think that I've been forced to trade that for AMPs.

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]So with that said I head over to lisuinas for my mainstay Tina. Things went downhill here too.

I was literally told "I don't like when you touch me there".

I should't razz her, she is a great provider, but she should be consistent.

I don't know I guess I was due for a bad day.

Be safe[/QUOTE]Funny you mention this, I also had Tina that same day. She told me the exact same thing "no touching" (Unless I pay for extras, of course). She was polite, but overall I felt rushed (Ivanna gives better service, IMHO). She must have had a bad day.

On my way out, I was doing small talk at the front desk, when I noticed this HOT, young blonde (probably early 20s). I was told her name is Liana, Lililiana, Iliana or something like that. Does anybody has any reports about her?

[QUOTE=Friendofjill]Sorry if this is a repeat q, but searches didn't give me a good answer. I'm new to the AMP scene in Chicago (after a long run in Philly in the 80s and 90s), being more of a CL kind of monger these days, but my two experiences at Senina were basically satisfactory.

Can anyone give advice on the four-hand (2-girl) massage? It sounds kind of nice, but it also seems like the kind of thing that might close off extras. How do they deal with this? I wasn't able to find reports from anyone trying it. [/QUOTE]Four hand massage is wonderful, albeit somewhat pricey.

Here are my tips:

1) Find a regular MT who gives what you want.

2) Ask her about the possibility of a 4 hand situation, "what do you think about it? " etc.

3) When she agrees (she will! ) ask HER to pick out a good girl that she wouldn't mind working with.

4) Make sure you ask girl #1 if girl #2 will make you happy, as well. Tell #1 girl that you want the same service from both of them.

5) Call for an appointment ahead so both girls will be available at the same time.

6) Screw next time, ask if girl #2 is available right now.

7) Finally, almost forgot: Ask if there is a discount on 4 hand and try to save some moola.

I have had great 4 hand at Yellow Rose and B & B in the past. My fav is DATY and BJ at the same time. But variations are almost endless.

This posting reminded me that I am overdue for another 4 hand soon!

AND alway do a 4 hand for one hour. It should be paradise, so don't skimp.

[QUOTE=Bneil]Went to visit Mercy in the loop late last week. Took the 30 min for $40. First time visiting Mercy and got Maggie, mid 40s. 5 on the looks. The shop has a doctors office feel, as it actually provide more services then the massages w/ HJs. I would rate the massage a 7, nude on the flip, she massaged the rocks without touching the stick for about five mins and then looks at me as says. You want, I say yes. Then she actually massaged the goods until release, no rush what so ever. After the wipe down, she leaves and I get dressed, then she comes back in and presents me with a frequent flyer card, with the 10th massage on the house. First time for everything. Tipped her $20 and will be back.[/QUOTE]Bneil, they actually do more legit work than massage at Mercy. I think the extras came later when they discovered it would bring business in, so they do more massage now. They DO NOT offer extras other than HS from what I can tell. I have asked them point blank about my other options and said I would tip very well. I have had this discussion with 3 of the girls including Maggie and they said "No, come back for massage again, we treat you well. " I see them 2x/month as the massage is reasonably good and I can always count on the finish. They are happy with the. 2-. 3 tip. The younger girl has asked for more. I told her it is too much, but if she would do more, I would tip more. Lucy and Maggie are older, but do a good massage. Can't remember younger girls name, but I usually ask for someone else.

[QUOTE=Friendofjill]Sorry if this is a repeat q, but searches didn't give me a good answer. I'm new to the AMP scene in Chicago (after a long run in Philly in the 80s and 90s), being more of a CL kind of monger these days, but my two experiences at Senina were basically satisfactory.

Can anyone give advice on the four-hand (2-girl) massage? It sounds kind of nice, but it also seems like the kind of thing that might close off extras. How do they deal with this? I wasn't able to find reports from anyone trying it.[/QUOTE]My only 4 hand was at Aroma when they first opened. With Kiki. Man. No extras with Kiki obviously. But I was relaxed for like 3 weeks!

Hey guys anyone been to this female from craigslist and have any reviews? She has no pics so I wonder what she looks like?

Hey Chicago how are you? My name is Elizabeth. As a lot of you know I've been here for a while on CL, and it has worked well for me, so I'd just like to say thank you to all of my regulars and new clients. I'm always looking to expand my business, so if you are in need of a great Deep Tissue, or would just like to relax with a Swedish, I'm your girl! I enjoy what I do, and get a great deal of satisfaction from making YOU feel better!So let me help you, come see me!lol! I have been studying massage therapy for about 6 years and have in over 950 certified hours in. I have very strong, intuitive hands. I have a natural ability to locate where you carry your stress, people tell me my hands are exceptionally strong, and I give the best Deep Tissue massage!! I also do Swedish, Sports, Trigger Point, and Tantric! I'm still learning Tantra, but if you like to like to try new things and are a bit adventerous, you should try it! You'd be suprised what your body is capable of. I've got a great incall location on the north side of Chicago, in a great neighborhood with street parking! I've got my table, lotions, oil, clean linens and shower accomidations if needed. So if you need to relax or need a good strong Deep tissue, give me a call, I hope to see you soon! Thanks Liz
773-290-nine zero 7 five

I'm an independent Certified Massage Therapist and practice Therapeutic and Tantric massage only. Thank you.

HOURS

Monday to Friday
10am to 8pm

Saturday
11am to 7pm

Sunday
11am to 7pm

This is a review on her..........

LOL LOL HAHAHA! to the guy who is posting the bad review about me.Get a life!
But really, since I do like the negative attention.People are going to come
to me anyway despite what you say.I don't think I am a ***** because I do
massage in the nude and give happy endings.I am not a full service girl.
But I do like stiffies.LOL!I know I am not really into Tantra, but like I
said, people will believe anything and keep coming back anyway.I give good head because I got no teeth and that's what guys really want.LOL!
So really, get a life and I am sorry you had a bad experience, but I really
don't need you business anyway.Get lost jerk!

I apologize for bringing up the past. I miss Cindy and her fake tits, Nicole and her raspy voice (what a body she had) and all the others. I know most of these girls have gone on their way, but where are their younger sisters? Don't tell me that there aren't any hot looking young ladies that don't want to make serious cash.

She is 5'9", 5'10", probably 190 pounds. Big girl, huge titts, alternative look, tatts, etc, but sexy if that makes sense. She gives an excellent massage, very hard, she knows what she is doing. She wants $$ bills for a nude massage with a release. Release is good, massage is great. She is very sweet, has all of her teeth. Her location is very safe and very clean. I know she was having BF problems so my guess is she left him and he is putting up nasty reviews. I rarely see her because the price is too much for what you get. If it was $ bill I would see her twice a month.
[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys anyone been to this female from craigslist and have any reviews? She has no pics so I wonder what she looks like?

Hey Chicago how are you? My name is Elizabeth. As a lot of you know I've been here for a while on CL, and it has worked well for me, so I'd just like to say thank you to all of my regulars and new clients. I'm always looking to expand my business, so if you are in need of a great Deep Tissue, or would just like to relax with a Swedish, I'm your girl! I enjoy what I do, and get a great deal of satisfaction from making YOU feel better!So let me help you, come see me!lol! I have been studying massage therapy for about 6 years and have in over 950 certified hours in. I have very strong, intuitive hands. I have a natural ability to locate where you carry your stress, people tell me my hands are exceptionally strong, and I give the best Deep Tissue massage!! I also do Swedish, Sports, Trigger Point, and Tantric! I'm still learning Tantra, but if you like to like to try new things and are a bit adventerous, you should try it! You'd be suprised what your body is capable of. I've got a great incall location on the north side of Chicago, in a great neighborhood with street parking! I've got my table, lotions, oil, clean linens and shower accomidations if needed. So if you need to relax or need a good strong Deep tissue, give me a call, I hope to see you soon! Thanks Liz
773-290-nine zero 7 five

I'm an independent Certified Massage Therapist and practice Therapeutic and Tantric massage only. Thank you.

HOURS

Monday to Friday
10am to 8pm

Saturday
11am to 7pm

Sunday
11am to 7pm

This is a review on her..........

LOL LOL HAHAHA! to the guy who is posting the bad review about me.Get a life!
But really, since I do like the negative attention.People are going to come
to me anyway despite what you say.I don't think I am a ***** because I do
massage in the nude and give happy endings.I am not a full service girl.
But I do like stiffies.LOL!I know I am not really into Tantra, but like I
said, people will believe anything and keep coming back anyway.I give good head because I got no teeth and that's what guys really want.LOL!
So really, get a life and I am sorry you had a bad experience, but I really
don't need you business anyway.Get lost jerk![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys anyone been to this female from craigslist and have any reviews? She has no pics so I wonder what she looks like?

Hey Chicago how are you? My name is Elizabeth. ![/QUOTE]Yes I have been to see her.. and she is great.

Thanks for the report you're right $$ is way too much and we could get FS for less than that elsewhere. For that price I'm hoping you were at least allowed to roam.



[QUOTE=Mj138]She is 5'9", 5'10", probably 190 pounds. Big girl, huge titts, alternative look, tatts, etc, but sexy if that makes sense. She gives an excellent massage, very hard, she knows what she is doing. She wants $$ bills for a nude massage with a release. Release is good, massage is great. She is very sweet, has all of her teeth. Her location is very safe and very clean. I know she was having BF problems so my guess is she left him and he is putting up nasty reviews. I rarely see her because the price is too much for what you get. If it was $ bill I would see her twice a month.[/QUOTE]

Was in the area today, and being in the field for the last 20 years, I was like Chinatown has to be the ultimate experience.

I chose the half hour for $35. I get the older lady (hard on the eyes). We cannot understand each other at all. I forgot from previous posts that they did not have a table shower, and I was disappointed. The TS is the best part of the massage.
She covers me and starts the massage, I start pushing the towel down and she rips it right off. As I am laying there, I start thinking, why did I have to get buzzed in, is my car safe outside, my mind is elsewhere and didn't hear her go for the oil. Rats I hate going home smelling like oil, even if they wash it off, it still smells. The rest of the massage was extremely mechanical. She flipped me, and I was thinking I would get a couple of minutes massage, so I closed my eyes. She started hitting me and pointing at jr. It was an average release.

I was diappointed, maybe because my expectations were too high. Got the full half hour plus a little bit more. The $35 was cheap, left $.4 tip. Did not get a card. I will not be back.

[QUOTE=Bneil]Went to visit Mercy in the loop late last week. Took the 30 min for $40. First time visiting Mercy and got Maggie, mid 40s. 5 on the looks. The shop has a doctors office feel, as it actually provide more services then the massages w/ HJs. I would rate the massage a 7, nude on the flip, she massaged the rocks without touching the stick for about five mins and then looks at me as says. You want, I say yes. Then she actually massaged the goods until release, no rush what so ever. After the wipe down, she leaves and I get dressed, then she comes back in and presents me with a frequent flyer card, with the 10th massage on the house. First time for everything. Tipped her $20 and will be back.[/QUOTE]Can someone tell me where is Mercy? The one on Michigan?

Went to Hong Kong today and paid for 1 hour with Linda. I ended up getting a 4 hand for the price of 2. She was training so I did not pay extra. The menu was presented right away with prices very high. Ended up paying 1.2 for a 4 hand and cbj. Alice is not there anymore by the way.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]Babel-Fish says....... We can forever be family members?
Anyway.............I have had my eye on that cutie too. Something seemed to say, "Don't even THINK about it."[/QUOTE]The economy is hurting everyone now!

That being said...never say never!

[QUOTE=Andysutton123]Can someone tell me where is Mercy? The one on Michigan?[/QUOTE]They are on Craigslist everyday, just look do a search for across from Millenium Park. They are on Michigan.

Has anyone seen Ivy. She is a tantra provider in Greektown. I think she is from New York.

[url]http://www.eros-chicago.com/files/us-rub1-viola1.htm[/url]

She seems pretty strong on not being FS, but I find that curious. If you want you can PM me or just reply for all.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Orangecrush]I apologize for bringing up the past. I miss Cindy and her fake tits, Nicole and her raspy voice (what a body she had) and all the others. I know most of these girls have gone on their way, but where are their younger sisters? Don't tell me that there aren't any hot looking young ladies that don't want to make serious cash.[/QUOTE]

I dunno. I've looked high and low for comparable women, but I can't find them.
The closest I've found was at Eden, but I've honestly not been there in awhile so I don't know what they have to offer anymore. Chantilly Lace had the occasional hottie, but I'm not about to drive up there anymore.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]They are on Craigslist everyday, just look do a search for across from Millenium Park. They are on Michigan.[/QUOTE]You mean this one?

[url]http://www.mercyacupuncture.com/contact/contact.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Has anyone seen Ivy. She is a tantra provider in Greektown. I think she is from New York.

[url]http://www.eros-chicago.com/files/us-rub1-viola1.htm[/url]

She seems pretty strong on not being FS, but I find that curious. If you want you can PM me or just reply for all.

Thanks[/QUOTE]For starters, there's a hands off policy. Very regimental and step-by-step. There's a happy ending, but I would seriously recommend you invest your $$$ and time elsewhere.