Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fishdude;3034920]Interesting how the Asians are branching out to the smaller towns outside of Madison. Pretty soon, there'll be one in every small town in Dane County.

<sarcasm I'm sure that Verona and Cross Plains will be completely different than the other AMPs around here. Anything will be on the table and you'll leave with the experience of a lifetime from the most beautiful Chinese woman you can imagine. </ sarcasm Sorry, but AMPs just make me sad. Waste of money for me. End up spending the same as for a good provider, but instead get self service or a lame HJ or less. Also seems a little too too close to human trafficking for my tastes.

I know some people like a massage with their HJ. For me, it's like separation of church and state. If I want a good massage, I'll go to a real CMT, which none of these chicks are, and it will feel great. Then I'll see a provider that can really deliver and I don't have to worry about being disappointed.

Sorry, just feeling ornery today. Have to stop reading this part of the forum.

Fishdude says Asian carp are nasty too. Getting in to Lake Michigan and crowding out the native species.

Fishdude out.[/QUOTE]Same here regarding massages. I'd rather be doing the massaging, either as a prelude to or while doing the deed with a girl. I've never understood the attraction of the MP's. My theory on them and the clubs is that a lot of guys can't bring themselves to go all the way but can rationalize lap dances, HJ's and even BJ's as "not really sex". I want to eat the whole meal, not just the appetizer! And why not? For the same or a bit more $$, I can have it all.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;3035502]Asians are great people but as escorts most are too skinny and don't have much booty. There are however rare exceptions to the rule.[/QUOTE]You know, after I posted this, I was worried that people would look at it as a put down of Asians in general which was not my intention at all. I love skinny! And I like good, small breasts. That's part of the attraction for me.

It's just that I feel that AMPs create a whole level of 'little head thinking' with fake pictures and the allure of a mysterious culture that leads to disappointment on my part. I love banging a woman with a skinny ass and feeling pure pussy. It's just that it will never happen at an AMP, or if it does, it's way more expensive than a straight up provider.

My little head has ended up leading me to some amazing experiences, but AMPs have never been one of them!

For those that like the experience. It looks like you're in luck as there will be one on every street corner soon. China has 1. 4 billion people and due to globalization, our cultures are becoming more integrated all the time. AMPs in Verona and Cross Plains are true evidence of this.

Fishdude.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;3035646]Same here regarding massages. I'd rather be doing the massaging, either as a prelude to or while doing the deed with a girl. I've never understood the attraction of the MP's. My theory on them and the clubs is that a lot of guys can't bring themselves to go all the way but can rationalize lap dances, HJ's and even BJ's as "not really sex". I want to eat the whole meal, not just the appetizer! And why not? For the same or a bit more $$, I can have it all.[/QUOTE]I agree with you and Fishdude, and can understand what you guys dislike about the AMPs. But from chatting with some other members, and speaking for myself. If you work a physical job, and enjoy a good massage, there is a certain nicety about having a cock massage after 40 minutes of back muscle beat down. I like both worlds, but do agree, that the vast majority of massage places around here, are a joke. I have tried to forget Asian massage, and just go for the real deal like you mongers, but once in a while, I just can't help myself. But, I have found a good massage gal, and its a convenient location for me, so it works out well. But I will say this too. Though I am sure others have scored where I haven't, doing AMP's in the city of Madison, you will have more bad than good. Step out of town, and the game changes a lot. Once you try Tara, you will find going Asian is not really a good option. Unless the thrill of the hunt, for a HE, gets you going. There is nothing not to like about having a sexy and gorgeous blond, smashing my knots and tickling my spots. There is also nothing not to like about taking the same money, and giving a hot provider, two tickets to poundtown. There are definitely more than one type of mongers here. I don't knock what anybody likes or dislikes. We all have different tastes and expectations. It keeps the forum entertaining, to say the least.

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;3036008]I agree with you and Fishdude, and can understand what you guys dislike about the AMPs. But from chatting with some other members, and speaking for myself. If you work a physical job, and enjoy a good massage, there is a certain nicety about having a cock massage after 40 minutes of back muscle beat down. I like both worlds, but do agree, that the vast majority of massage places around here, are a joke. I have tried to forget Asian massage, and just go for the real deal like you mongers, but once in a while, I just can't help myself. But, I have found a good massage gal, and its a convenient location for me, so it works out well. But I will say this too. Though I am sure others have scored where I haven't, doing AMP's in the city of Madison, you will have more bad than good. Step out of town, and the game changes a lot. Once you try Tara, you will find going Asian is not really a good option. Unless the thrill of the hunt, for a HE, gets you going. There is nothing not to like about having a sexy and gorgeous blond, smashing my knots and tickling my spots. There is also nothing not to like about taking the same money, and giving a hot provider, two tickets to poundtown. There are definitely more than one type of mongers here. I don't knock what anybody likes or dislikes. We all have different tastes and expectations. It keeps the forum entertaining, to say the least.[/QUOTE]I enjoy a good massage as well. Ending or no and you have about a 75% chance of getting at least a relaxing massage at an AMP even if it isn't on the same par as a Therapeutic one. I have been to places (none in Madison. Most are rub and tease) where eveything was on the table. Pun intended. But some of those gals either got wore out or scared off. One of the bigger problems, in my opinion, with the AMPs is agreeing to self service much less tipping for it. Perhaps if the gals had to put a bit more into it in order to make that tip, instead of doing what you can do at home looking at prettier girls on porn sites and paying some gal to rub your leg and giggle in your ear while you do it, insist on more or walk away. Otherwise just enjoy the massage and jack off at home. Sorry for the rant.

Aka the one with the big parking lot. They continue to advertise on backpage, with new girls every month, but I have been totally unsuccessful in getting hold of anyone to set up an appointment. The voicemail isn't set up right at that number, and no one answers, early, mid-day, or at night. I had a few great sessions when they took walk-ins, especially with a Japanese gal going by Akiko.

[QUOTE=Newbie5;3044074]Aka the one with the big parking lot. They continue to advertise on backpage, with new girls every month, but I have been totally unsuccessful in getting hold of anyone to set up an appointment. The voicemail isn't set up right at that number, and no one answers, early, mid-day, or at night. I had a few great sessions when they took walk-ins, especially with a Japanese gal going by Akiko.[/QUOTE]A recent view on another site mentions the house. I don't know if that means they are back in the hos, or if the review was pose long after the visit. Check the house. Perhaps their vacating the hose was temporary. I did not try to see since their original vacating of the house. However, the last couple visits I made to th house they did not answer the phone even though the parking lot was empty, so I rang the buzzer to get in.

The parlors in Madison are the luck of the draw / I go to texas once or twice a year. Go to the same parlor every time. They have been there 10 years or more. Take the table shower, that's where you make your move to what you want. When she towel drys you and gives Johnson a good drying, your almost home. Back in the room, I always say that I don't recognize you from the last time, but whoever she was, she really knew how to make me feel great. As she is working, I slowly slide the towel down. If she don't put it back, I'm in 60 plus 40 and the little head says thank you.

[QUOTE=Baylander;3036330]I enjoy a good massage as well. Ending or no and you have about a 75% chance of getting at least a relaxing massage at an AMP even if it isn't on the same par as a Therapeutic one. I have been to places (none in Madison. Most are rub and tease) where eveything was on the table. Pun intended. But some of those gals either got wore out or scared off. One of the bigger problems, in my opinion, with the AMPs is agreeing to self service much less tipping for it. Perhaps if the gals had to put a bit more into it in order to make that tip, instead of doing what you can do at home looking at prettier girls on porn sites and paying some gal to rub your leg and giggle in your ear while you do it, insist on more or walk away. Otherwise just enjoy the massage and jack off at home. Sorry for the rant.[/QUOTE]To each their own. My first experience in the hobby was with Tara. She's incredible. But only in my most desperate states do I even begin to imagine repeating with her.

I've said it before: I just can't get too excited about the glorified hand job.

For pure massage skills, she's average. I can get a student massage for $35 that compares with what she provides. Then go home and jerk myself off. And save both the hassle of scheduling and significant coin.

And that $150 is just so I can touch her pussy and have her rub my anus and jerk me off?

Yawn.

I feel the same way Ice. Some great body work followed by a sensual, happy ending. All performed by a cute sexy lady. What's not to like. Wish there were more options like her around. I know she isn't to everyone's liking but for me this is the best.

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;3036008]I agree with you and Fishdude, and can understand what you guys dislike about the AMPs. But from chatting with some other members, and speaking for myself. If you work a physical job, and enjoy a good massage, there is a certain nicety about having a cock massage after 40 minutes of back muscle beat down. I like both worlds, but do agree, that the vast majority of massage places around here, are a joke. I have tried to forget Asian massage, and just go for the real deal like you mongers, but once in a while, I just can't help myself. But, I have found a good massage gal, and its a convenient location for me, so it works out well. But I will say this too. Though I am sure others have scored where I haven't, doing AMP's in the city of Madison, you will have more bad than good. Step out of town, and the game changes a lot. Once you try Tara, you will find going Asian is not really a good option. Unless the thrill of the hunt, for a HE, gets you going. There is nothing not to like about having a sexy and gorgeous blond, smashing my knots and tickling my spots. There is also nothing not to like about taking the same money, and giving a hot provider, two tickets to poundtown. There are definitely more than one type of mongers here. I don't knock what anybody likes or dislikes. We all have different tastes and expectations. It keeps the forum entertaining, to say the least.[/QUOTE]

.5 for an hour! I was thinking that it was to good to be true. I have to say mostly yes and a little no.

Pros: the massage was very good! Full body included face, temples, chest, stomach, and front of thighs.

Cons: 1) there is a karate school next door so you can hear the loud active class during the whole massage. 2) no teasing and no happy end. No trip.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cell-608-298-7234-boby-relaxation-andfoot-reflexology-asian-massage/13701794[/URL]

I read some comments on another board that this place offer a happy hand shake. Once in the room, the door stayed cracked and the cover went. Bad news for meat least the massage was pretty good and I got the complete hour.

It looks like you all have no consistent places outside of GH but I'm not paying 1. 8 for 40 minutes, this is just not worth it to me.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-4-hands-magic-touch-madison-wi-28565[/URL]

[QUOTE=Bm392;3048766]I read some comments on another board that this place offer a happy hand shake. Once in the room, the door stayed cracked and the cover went. Bad news for meat least the massage was pretty good and I got the complete hour.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-4-hands-magic-touch-madison-wi-28565[/URL][/QUOTE]Have had much success in McFarland. They may be a little wary of you on a first visit, but after a few they've become very relaxed with me and converse much more. For me, Lisa even makes sure it isn't just a rush job anymore.

Just emailed Tara, she replied her surgery was yesterday. I suspect it'll be a couple of weeks before she's back to "work". Praying for full and fast recovery!

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;3051060]Just emailed Tara, she replied her surgery was yesterday. I suspect it'll be a couple of weeks before she's back to "work". Praying for full and fast recovery![/QUOTE]Thanks for the tantra Tara. All the best.

I'm a Senior from Illinois that drives thru Madison sometimes on my way up north fishing or whatever.

I'm not a big massage guy but was interested in Violet de Mora who advertises under body rubs on BP.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/BodyRubs...udent/15954836[/URL]

If anyone has seen her, does she provide BBBJ or is it a handjob finish?

I know YMMV with anyone, but I'm not into $$ hand endings, no matter how hot the girl is.

Thanks in advance for any help.

Rollie.