Massage Parlor Reports

You're very mistaken. I have not lived in Hornlake in months and months and months and months and months. And everybody knows I don't have a pimp. Thats the funniest thing you've said. I'd love for you to drive to where ever you are talking about though. Knock on the door and ask for an escort. LOL Come back here and post about your experience in jail after that. LOL And if you saw me and wasn't satisfied, maybe we didn't click because everyone knows that if I don't click with someone, it's not going to be as personal of an experience as if we did click. Click meaning: You showered, were polite, and didn't try to haggle my already low donation down to nothing. Not saying you did that but most of your postings are negative and you seem hard to please by any lady. And for the record, I have very positive reviews out here. If ANYONE would like to see them, pm me and I will be happy to direct you to the site where they are located and you may also enjoy joining the site as well. It's very nice place to be. Maybe Mr. Richard you got my services mixed up and came expecting somthing outrageous that maybe I didn't want to do with you. Who knows. Everytime my name is mentioned, you're the first to chime in on somthing negative though. Your grudge is kind of amusing actually.

[QUOTE=TheRealValerie;1113101]You're very mistaken. I have not lived in Hornlake in months and months and months and months and months. And everybody knows I don't have a pimp. Thats the funniest thing you've said. I'd love for you to drive to where ever you are talking about though. Knock on the door and ask for an escort. LOL Come back here and post about your experience in jail after that. LOL And if you saw me and wasn't satisfied, maybe we didn't click because everyone knows that if I don't click with someone, it's not going to be as personal of an experience as if we did click. Click meaning: You showered, were polite, and didn't try to haggle my already low donation down to nothing. Not saying you did that but most of your postings are negative and you seem hard to please by any lady. And for the record, I have very positive reviews out here. If ANYONE would like to see them, pm me and I will be happy to direct you to the site where they are located and you may also enjoy joining the site as well. It's very nice place to be. Maybe Mr. Richard you got my services mixed up and came expecting somthing outrageous that maybe I didn't want to do with you. Who knows. Everytime my name is mentioned, you're the first to chime in on somthing negative though. Your grudge is kind of amusing actually.[/QUOTE]Ok then, do us all a favor, just lose some weight, shower and at least pickup the kid clothes around the place when your hosting.

[QUOTE=TheRealValerie;1113101]You're very mistaken. I have not lived in Hornlake in months and months and months and months and months. And everybody knows I don't have a pimp. Thats the funniest thing you've said. I'd love for you to drive to where ever you are talking about though. Knock on the door and ask for an escort. LOL Come back here and post about your experience in jail after that. LOL And if you saw me and wasn't satisfied, maybe we didn't click because everyone knows that if I don't click with someone, it's not going to be as personal of an experience as if we did click. Click meaning: You showered, were polite, and didn't try to haggle my already low donation down to nothing. Not saying you did that but most of your postings are negative and you seem hard to please by any lady. And for the record, I have very positive reviews out here. If ANYONE would like to see them, pm me and I will be happy to direct you to the site where they are located and you may also enjoy joining the site as well. It's very nice place to be. Maybe Mr. Richard you got my services mixed up and came expecting somthing outrageous that maybe I didn't want to do with you. Who knows. Everytime my name is mentioned, you're the first to chime in on somthing negative though. Your grudge is kind of amusing actually.[/QUOTE]Miss Piggie, maybe you should take your talents back out on Lamar, Jackson, or Airways. Your skills certainty are not worth $, more closer to 1/4$.

Thank goodness for quality like SM and Amber in Memphis!

I dreamed of Val twice and both times there was no mess, no pimp, and no BS. I found her to be very easy to talk to and we chatted like old buddies before the massage. She can be kinda hard to get ahold of, but hell, isn't everybody sometimes? She always treated me well and rubbed the right places. But as always. YMMV.

I am sure you can find a worse provider to talk badly about.

[QUOTE=Hillbillydelux; 1113525]I dreamed of Val twice and both times there was no mess, no pimp, and no BS. I found her to be very easy to talk to and we chatted like old buddies before the massage. She can be kinda hard to get ahold of, but hell, isn't everybody sometimes? She always treated me well and rubbed the right places. But as always. YMMV.

I am sure you can find a worse provider to talk badly about. [/QUOTE]I can second Hillbilly's opinion. . . Not that he needs it! I have seen Val atleast 5 times and she has always been great!

And I best you paid a much larger fee than 80 bucks an hour for one of those sweet ladies too. LOL. As far as my weight, didn't you view my VERY ACCURATE pics BEFORE calling me to set up an appointment? I'm 100% positive you DID. So I wouldn't comment on a provider being NOT what you wanted as far as looks go. It just makes your credibility look off. Thats why your comments make you look quite foolish. All of my pics have the date on them. And as far as being on Lamar or somthing, thats a laugh in itself. LOL It seems like you were looking for a service that I didn't provide to you and if I did provide that service it surely wouldn't have been for 80 bucks. LOL Is anyone positive that you've actually saw either of those 2 providers that you mentioned?

I'm done with this convo with you. You didn't voice your opinions in person. If you saw somthing you didn't like when I opened the door, you should have taken your donation and left. You claim you continued. That rules out any complaints you had on "looks". And you wait a year to write about your experience? LOL Thats just a joke. Kids clothes on the floor? Shower? LMAO I've giggled so much reading your posts that my stomach hurts.

Thanks Hillbillydelux: I'm glad you enjoyed your time and from the way you speak, I'm sure I enjoyed our time together very much so as well. This next comment isn't meant towards you are to be negative.

Everyone doesn't always click with everyone. Just because a lady is a provider, doesn't mean she should put up with every tom, dick, and harry's bullshit. Its easy for an asshole to bring out the ***** in a woman. I must have conducted myself as a lady because it took you a year to post about your experience. I will always be a lady but that doesn't mean I will let you disrespect me or that I am going to put up with a man's bullshit. Don't get it confused.

Val this is a place for the hobbyists to make reviews of the providers and not a place for you to try to flame everyone that didn't enjoy the service you provided. If you have enough positive reviews they'll out weigh the negatives on thier own. By you making so many mean and unnessesary comments about this one review you have pretty well confirmed it as being the truth. This is the same tactic you chose when I gave you a negative review over the same type of problems. That experience still ranks as one of the worst I've had to date. In case you want to try to discredit me as well I've been in this hobby over 18yrs and I came to your hornlake incall approximately 8months ago. Remember that's when you had those 3 puppies living on that crap covered patio (pitiful). If you'd like I'm sure that I can link my original review and all of our little fight for everyone that hasn't been to see you to read.

[QUOTE=TheRealValerie; 1113780]And I best you paid a much larger fee than 80 bucks an hour for one of those sweet ladies too. LOL. As far as my weight, didn't you view my VERY ACCURATE pics BEFORE calling me to set up an appointment? I'm 100% positive you DID. So I wouldn't comment on a provider being NOT what you wanted as far as looks go. It just makes your credibility look off. Thats why your comments make you look quite foolish. All of my pics have the date on them. And as far as being on Lamar or somthing, thats a laugh in itself. LOL It seems like you were looking for a service that I didn't provide to you and if I did provide that service it surely wouldn't have been for 80 bucks. LOL Is anyone positive that you've actually saw either of those 2 providers that you mentioned?

I'm done with this convo with you. You didn't voice your opinions in person. If you saw somthing you didn't like when I opened the door, you should have taken your donation and left. You claim you continued. That rules out any complaints you had on "looks". And you wait a year to write about your experience? LOL Thats just a joke. Kids clothes on the floor? Shower? LMAO I've giggled so much reading your posts that my stomach hurts.

Thanks Hillbillydelux: I'm glad you enjoyed your time and from the way you speak, I'm sure I enjoyed our time together very much so as well. This next comment isn't meant towards you are to be negative.

Everyone doesn't always click with everyone. Just because a lady is a provider, doesn't mean she should put up with every tom, dick, and harry's bullshit. Its easy for an asshole to bring out the * in a woman. I must have conducted myself as a lady because it took you a year to post about your experience. I will always be a lady but that doesn't mean I will let you disrespect me or that I am going to put up with a man's bullshit. Don't get it confused. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hillbillydelux; 1113525]I dreamed of Val twice and both times there was no mess, no pimp, and no BS. I found her to be very easy to talk to and we chatted like old buddies before the massage. She can be kinda hard to get ahold of, but hell, isn't everybody sometimes? She always treated me well and rubbed the right places. But as always. YMMV.

I am sure you can find a worse provider to talk badly about. [/QUOTE]I'm sorry delux. I just don't like my purchases to smell like 3 day old tuna.

[QUOTE=Caycejunior;1113867]Val this is a place for the hobbyists to make reviews of the providers and not a place for you to try to flame everyone that didn't enjoy the service you provided. If you have enough positive reviews they'll out weigh the negatives on thier own. By you making so many mean and unnessesary comments about this one review you have pretty well confirmed it as being the truth. This is the same tactic you chose when I gave you a negative review over the same type of problems. That experience still ranks as one of the worst I've had to date. In case you want to try to discredit me as well I've been in this hobby over 18yrs and I came to your hornlake incall approximately 8months ago. Remember that's when you had those 3 puppies living on that crap covered patio (pitiful). If you'd like I'm sure that I can link my original review and all of our little fight for everyone that hasn't been to see you to read.[/QUOTE]Thanks CJ. Val was my first experience in the Mid-South market. A huge disappointment. But damn her internet advertising was outstanding. Everybody gets burned. But this one is out and out robbery. Just nasty.

Sweety, As I recall you did have a problem with the service and it was ONLY because I don't do bareback BJ or uncovered sex with ANYONE that brags about picking up streetwalkers and fucking them bareback for 50 bucks. I'm not a streetwalker so I don't provide the same services that they do so DO NOT come to me expecting that. And as far as a review. Richard NEVER wrote a review on me. I don't even know who he is and this isn't even a review site, it's a discussion forum. No other sites will accept any "review" from here. To become a verified provider on Eccie or P411 you have to have true and accurate reviews and I'm a verified provider on both of these as well as a few more meaning I have great reviews. The only bad reviews I have are from here and it's only because most on this site expect streetwalker prices and services when they should expect exactly what I advertise on here which is a massage ONLY. I never cut this guy down either or you and I could have cut you down big time. You broke my bed. I had to put it on blocks after our visit. And 3 puppies, I have ONE dog. NOT 3. I don't care how long you've been tricking off to be honest with you. I refuse to let you or anybody disrespect me and if I don't want to have sex with you then I won't. Don't get it twisted. Your 80 bucks isn't worth me sucking or fucking you bareback. I wasn't attracted to you. We didn't click. You knew what you were getting and if you were naive enough to NOT believe it was a massage only even after me telling you that and advertising massage then that's your stupidity. And like I said, I haven't been in Hornlake for over 6 months now. Get your rocks off by making up bullshit. The only peep that believe you are the ones that are on the same level as you and I remember you posting pics of you fucking that streetwalker BAREBACK for 50 bucks, so you're not very upscale yourself. I'd rather be broke and homeless than have clients that are of your kind. Sorry but that's the honest truth. I refuse to let any man walk all over me especially over a little 80 bucks. If anyone would like to see my REAL verified reviews, then go check them out. Don't get mad because you couldn't haggle pussy out of me like you're doing on the street.

Stay on the street if thats what you want and don't call me.

So I'm reading through the forums and I appreciate the mountains of info I couldn't dream of getting anywhere else. This is almost like Carfax for pu$$why. What I want is a solid recommendation on who I can count on. I'm reading Chrissy's name a lot. There are not a new advertisers that aren't getting exposed for fake pics, etc. So it looks like I have to decide out of the ones we already have.

Anyway, Happy New Year's

Here is my original report on Val and just to clarify ms Val the pic and report that you are referring too involving me engaging in bareback with a provider happened After I saw you not before. All you had to do was look back in the forum to make sure I wasn't going to make you look unprofessional yet again.

Valerie-miss magic hands.

Well I decided to give valerie a try last night. If you've read my reviews of other providers you know that I always try to be honest and upbeat with my reviews. In as honest and upbeat a fashion as I can say it this expierience just plain sucked. I first tried calling val on Thursday and after leaving a message on her machine I never received a call back from her. On Friday morning I tried again and was able to talk to her and was told to call back later so thats what I did, started trying to call her back at 1:30 and finally got ahold of her at 3:30and was told to call back at 5:00. Called back at 5 and we made a date for 6, headed to her place at 5:30 and got caught in heavy weather and traffic going down hwy 302 and knew I was going to be late so I called to let her know. She said this was fine and suggested I pick up condoms and while I was there would I get her a coke, LOL. Hey no problem, right? So I get to her place at 6:30, I do have to say she has a clean apartment in a nice complex, we went into the bedroom and got comfortable and then after a few minutes we discussed her prices which immediatly started going up with different upsell items. We agreed on the rate but things just went down hill from there with constant text msgs and phone calls all while I'm trying eat at the Y (this is a fairly thick chick but not a bad figure over all). We proceeded to some CBJ and me having to listen to her complain about not liking the flavor of the condoms I purchased (trojan fire and ice) and although I suggested just taking the damn thing off I guess she just prefered to. We then attempted to have intercourse but for whatever reason she was angling here hips away from me so that I couldn't get inside. Within a couple of minutes she complained of a back spasm and would'nt even try for sex anymore. When asked to just get on top she said she couldn't due to pain from childbirth some YEARS before. In the end she broke out a very conveniently placed bottle of baby oil and attempted to give me a handjob after I had already told her that I really didn't care for that and thats was not what I was paying for. After a few minutes of trying she started in with how she had to meet a friend and how I needed to hurry up, so with me being completly discusted at this point, I just told her to stop and got dressed and left with half of the money she could have made if she had acted right (I did leave her some cash for her time but in hindsight I regret even doing that.) I do not recommend this young lady from my personal experience and I will never do business with her again. I have tried to make sure this report is both honest and detailed and I hope others will learn from my mistake.

[QUOTE=TheRealValerie; 1114224]Sweety, As I recall you did have a problem with the service and it was ONLY because I don't do bareback BJ or uncovered sex with ANYONE that brags about picking up streetwalkers and fucking them bareback for 50 bucks. I'm not a streetwalker so I don't provide the same services that they do so DO NOT come to me expecting that. And as far as a review. Richard NEVER wrote a review on me. I don't even know who he is and this isn't even a review site, it's a discussion forum. No other sites will accept any "review" from here. To become a verified provider on Eccie or P411 you have to have true and accurate reviews and I'm a verified provider on both of these as well as a few more meaning I have great reviews. The only bad reviews I have are from here and it's only because most on this site expect streetwalker prices and services when they should expect exactly what I advertise on here which is a massage ONLY. I never cut this guy down either or you and I could have cut you down big time. You broke my bed. I had to put it on blocks after our visit. And 3 puppies, I have ONE dog. NOT 3. I don't care how long you've been tricking off to be honest with you. I refuse to let you or anybody disrespect me and if I don't want to have sex with you then I won't. Don't get it twisted. Your 80 bucks isn't worth me sucking or fucking you bareback. I wasn't attracted to you. We didn't click. You knew what you were getting and if you were naive enough to NOT believe it was a massage only even after me telling you that and advertising massage then that's your stupidity. And like I said, I haven't been in Hornlake for over 6 months now. Get your rocks off by making up bullshit. The only peep that believe you are the ones that are on the same level as you and I remember you posting pics of you fucking that streetwalker BAREBACK for 50 bucks, so you're not very upscale yourself. I'd rather be broke and homeless than have clients that are of your kind. Sorry but that's the honest truth. I refuse to let any man walk all over me especially over a little 80 bucks. If anyone would like to see my REAL verified reviews, then go check them out. Don't get mad because you couldn't haggle pussy out of me like you're doing on the street.

Stay on the street if thats what you want and don't call me.[/QUOTE]

This by the way is the letter you sent to Jackson after my review was posted. Sounds familiar doesn't it.

Hi. I hate to bother you. This review is COMPLETELY untrue. This person was very offensive when I met him and its not appropriate to post on a public website that my family, friends, and leo can see that says that I attempted intercourse with someone. This man didn't even bother to use any code words and honestly this whole situation NEVER happened. I'm sorry for the caps on certain words but he has me very upset. The only part of this that is true is the part about the coke. Please please please take this down. I really don't want or need a posting that is soooo explicit on a public website for the world to see that will only attract leo cause so many problems with my home life. I provide a massage. Saying such things about any provider on this site is only opening up doors for leo and others that can cause me major problems. Please remove this posting and let this person know not to write explicit things about girls espcially since its not even a truth to this story. Thanks.

[QUOTE=TheRealValerie; 1114224]Sweety, As I recall you did have a problem with the service and it was ONLY because I don't do bareback BJ or uncovered sex with ANYONE that brags about picking up streetwalkers and fucking them bareback for 50 bucks. I'm not a streetwalker so I don't provide the same services that they do so DO NOT come to me expecting that. And as far as a review. Richard NEVER wrote a review on me. I don't even know who he is and this isn't even a review site, it's a discussion forum. No other sites will accept any "review" from here. To become a verified provider on Eccie or P411 you have to have true and accurate reviews and I'm a verified provider on both of these as well as a few more meaning I have great reviews. The only bad reviews I have are from here and it's only because most on this site expect streetwalker prices and services when they should expect exactly what I advertise on here which is a massage ONLY. I never cut this guy down either or you and I could have cut you down big time. You broke my bed. I had to put it on blocks after our visit. And 3 puppies, I have ONE dog. NOT 3. I don't care how long you've been tricking off to be honest with you. I refuse to let you or anybody disrespect me and if I don't want to have sex with you then I won't. Don't get it twisted. Your 80 bucks isn't worth me sucking or fucking you bareback. I wasn't attracted to you. We didn't click. You knew what you were getting and if you were naive enough to NOT believe it was a massage only even after me telling you that and advertising massage then that's your stupidity. And like I said, I haven't been in Hornlake for over 6 months now. Get your rocks off by making up bullshit. The only peep that believe you are the ones that are on the same level as you and I remember you posting pics of you fucking that streetwalker BAREBACK for 50 bucks, so you're not very upscale yourself. I'd rather be broke and homeless than have clients that are of your kind. Sorry but that's the honest truth. I refuse to let any man walk all over me especially over a little 80 bucks. If anyone would like to see my REAL verified reviews, then go check them out. Don't get mad because you couldn't haggle pussy out of me like you're doing on the street.

Stay on the street if thats what you want and don't call me.[/QUOTE]

And finally this was your reply to my review of you that by the way doesn't mention any of the things you're talking about in your current post. If you would just stop and let these reviews blow on by you then they would be gone and new and better reviews could take thier place. But you have to argue about things and by doing so only confirm what's been said to be the truth. And I don't know who might have called you that night so long ago but it certainly wasn't me.

This has to be the most funny and untrue review and experience I've ever had in my life. LOL. First off, I'm not trying to be funny or rude when I say this but imagine if you weighed 140 lbs and a 400 lb. Object was trying to lay on top of you. That prolly would make someone's back have a spasm yet this whole situation never happened. I remember exactly the session but nothing like what was described. LOL. The ONLY truth to this story is that yes I asked for a coke IF you stopped at a store. Don't get irritated if you come to me and pay me the 80 bucks for a massage and get mad and write a really bad review just because things didn't go as you planned. Thats not fair to the provider. We shouldn't have to worry about someone writing competely untrue things just because they didn't get what they wanted. I made it completely clear on the phone what your donation covered. Don't try to pressure me into doing things that I don't want to do. And yes you were 30 minutes late and no I didn't rush you. I cancelled another appoinment so that I could provide a massage session with YOU even after you were late. And I never even complained that you even went over the hour that we did spend with each other. Hmmm. Weird that if I had plans to be somewhere, why would I walk you out and stand on the steps talking and laughing with you for 15 plus minutes? Why would you stand around that long shooting the sh*t with a provider or anyone that you were unhappy with? Everyone should know, I try my hardest to get along with and to make everyone feel special and happy when they are with me. I am one of the most polite ladies out here too. When you left, I was under the assumption that you were COMPLETELY happy! Why didn't you tell ME THIS wild story last night and mention you were unhappy? I'm sorry you thought your session should have went a different way but giving respect usually gets way

More respect in return and making up bad reviews doesn't sound like a way to get the respect that EVERYONE deserves. I must say, I'm actually happy that you won't be seeing me again though. You called me after you left and I didn't answer because you made me get to that uncomfortable level that I RARELY get to. Good luck to you with other providers though.

[QUOTE=TheRealValerie; 1114224]Sweety, As I recall you did have a problem with the service and it was ONLY because I don't do bareback BJ or uncovered sex with ANYONE that brags about picking up streetwalkers and fucking them bareback for 50 bucks. I'm not a streetwalker so I don't provide the same services that they do so DO NOT come to me expecting that. And as far as a review. Richard NEVER wrote a review on me. I don't even know who he is and this isn't even a review site, it's a discussion forum. No other sites will accept any "review" from here. To become a verified provider on Eccie or P411 you have to have true and accurate reviews and I'm a verified provider on both of these as well as a few more meaning I have great reviews. The only bad reviews I have are from here and it's only because most on this site expect streetwalker prices and services when they should expect exactly what I advertise on here which is a massage ONLY. I never cut this guy down either or you and I could have cut you down big time. You broke my bed. I had to put it on blocks after our visit. And 3 puppies, I have ONE dog. NOT 3. I don't care how long you've been tricking off to be honest with you. I refuse to let you or anybody disrespect me and if I don't want to have sex with you then I won't. Don't get it twisted. Your 80 bucks isn't worth me sucking or fucking you bareback. I wasn't attracted to you. We didn't click. You knew what you were getting and if you were naive enough to NOT believe it was a massage only even after me telling you that and advertising massage then that's your stupidity. And like I said, I haven't been in Hornlake for over 6 months now. Get your rocks off by making up bullshit. The only peep that believe you are the ones that are on the same level as you and I remember you posting pics of you fucking that streetwalker BAREBACK for 50 bucks, so you're not very upscale yourself. I'd rather be broke and homeless than have clients that are of your kind. Sorry but that's the honest truth. I refuse to let any man walk all over me especially over a little 80 bucks. If anyone would like to see my REAL verified reviews, then go check them out. Don't get mad because you couldn't haggle pussy out of me like you're doing on the street.

Stay on the street if thats what you want and don't call me.[/QUOTE]

What am I suppose to be letting blow over? You chimed in on somthing that didn't concern you honestly. Richard chimed in on a review of Jessica that just stated my name in it. He claims he saw me in Hornlake. I haven't lived in Hornlake in over six months. I've moved to Memphis, to Southaven and back to Memphis since living in Hornlake. You write a "review" on a lady right after you see her. You don't wait almost a year to write about an experience and Richard never reviewed me. That was the problem I had when this first started. This discussion didn't involve you at all. I'm not sure why you brought yourself into it. I never mentioned you after we had discussions in the past. If you or Richard haven't saw me in 6 plus months, you have no right to bring up an experience and make it seem like this happened 6 weeks ago. You didn't do that. Richard did. He did NOT see me 6 weeks ago because again, I haven't lived in an apartment in a LONG time. I've had a beautiful home in Southaven for months and have even been out of that house for a month now. That is the issue. I could care less about someone writing somthing bad if it happened exactly like it was written. He DID NOT review me. He started stating he saw me 6 weeks ago and the service was bad. He made rude comments about me that were not true. You don't' make up things to bash a provider. This is not about YOU. It's about someone lying about details that others go by when choosing to see someone. Yeah. My service has changed ALOT in the last year. I've evolved and learned alot which I think is normal as a human. He starts off with a lie by stating he saw me in my apartment 6 weeks ago. A provider's service may start out a way and months or years later be totally different. 18 years as a hobbiest should let you know that. Some change for the better. Some change for the worse. Just like hobbiest can change over time. If he can't remember well enough to know that he did NOT see me 6 weeks ago but 6 months or more ago, why would I believe anything else he said? Thats the reason I think he is just a guy that didn't get what he demanded and is holding a grudge.