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[QUOTE=Natty Bohner]I was down the street visiting another club and heard it. That club is trouble, i always stay away.[/QUOTE]It's nothing unusual it was that way when it was located on baltimore street near the arena always fights and more after the club closed.
One monger wrote:
The top level of Lust is all black and the chics are pretty hot. $40 for lap dances and they are good as far a lap dances go. Down stairs is about half black half white. They will get on your nerves trying to make small talk and sell drinks. Why pay $20 for conversation (a drink) when you can get a lap dance for $40. Which reminds me, there is a place in PG with the hottest chics EVER and lap dances are $5 in club and $10 in VIP. Don't know the name but ask around.
Another monger replied:
[QUOTE=Handsfree]You are thinking of Mustangs. But the girls are not that hot, well maybe a couple if you like them a little ghetto.
The Showcase has the best girls in PG, hands down! Prices are more like $20-$30 for a dance though.[/QUOTE]But it's not Mustangs. There it is $10 low mileage wall dances. Sinsaysionals is the correct answer. $5 laps in the main area; $10 in VIP; good mileage. There may be clubs with better mileage, but certainly not with better prices.
Checked out Circus based on a recommendation here and found 4 lookers. Stephanie, on my scale, has the best body on the block right now with the tiny titties. Lean with a perfect butt and she can do some wild things on stage with it. Buy her a drink and she plays the "miserable life hustle" and It's a tearjerker, she'll even cry for ya while she tells it. It's real drama but she likes to cozy up close while she tells it. There's another lady there with a beautiful face and big fakies, but another great body. I give these two ladies 9's on the block scale (excluding hustler club).
[QUOTE=Only Me]One monger wrote:
The top level of Lust is all black and the chics are pretty hot. $40 for lap dances and they are good as far a lap dances go. Down stairs is about half black half white. They will get on your nerves trying to make small talk and sell drinks. Why pay $20 for conversation (a drink) when you can get a lap dance for $40. Which reminds me, there is a place in PG with the hottest chics EVER and lap dances are $5 in club and $10 in VIP. Don't know the name but ask around.
Another monger replied:
But it's not Mustangs. There it is $10 low mileage wall dances. Sinsaysionals is the correct answer. $5 laps in the main area; $10 in VIP; good mileage. There may be clubs with better mileage, but certainly not with better prices.[/QUOTE]Aaaaahhhhh lose money! but heard sinsaysionals was a shit hole with crack pipe dancers?
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]The El Dorado had bullets flying at closing last night. A man and woman were critically wounded.[/QUOTE]I was surprised to read. I recently went to the Eldorado; it was one of the last of two strip clubs left for my summer tour. Eldorado is a black strip club, that was pretty much all I knew about the place. I've been to several black clubs already this summer. I hadn't heard anything bad about Eldorado so I was looking forward to this visit.
I got there a little before eleven o'clock and they didn't appear to be very busy. At the door, the bouncer did pat me down, so I'm not sure how that shooting happened last week. I paid a $10 cover charge as I walked into the club. Eldorado is a nice looking place. About the size of The Wagon Wheel, the club has a single large stage against the left wall of the club, with no seating directly next to the stage but there are some large comfy leather chairs and sofas in front of the stage, about four feet away from it. The right side of the club is a bar, which was where most people were sitting. I saw no one sitting at the stage. A bartender approached me almost as soon as I walked in and asked what I wanted to drink. As I took a seat at the bar I ordered. The bartender was a young, short, black girl, pretty but conservatively dressed. There was a second bartender, a tall, older black man with glasses. I interacted with him later and got the impression he was a manager or perhaps even an owner.
From my seat at the bar I swiveled around so I could watch the stage. One girl performs on the stage, stripping nude over the course of three songs. Guys tip by either balling up bills and throwing them at the stage from the bar, or walking up to the stage and laying the bills down at the rail. Or, they don't tip at all which is what I did; the girls come around to everyone after dancing to get tips anyway. I was approached by lots of girls during the night. They'd stand between my legs or straddle my thigh with their back toward me and shake their ass against my crotch. The dancers were fairly decent looking, but not fantastic.
One of the first dancers to approach me was a thin girl, short hair, mid-thirties. Her name was Banana. We chatted. She asked me what brought me to the club and I explained my summer mission. She asked specifically if I had been to Norma Jeans and what I thought of it. Then she asked about the Two o'Clock club and I described my experience there. Then she asked about the Stage Door and I told her about how horrible it was there and she laughed.
My bartender asked if I wanted to get a lap dance from Banana. She explained that it was forty dollars for ten minutes, which I agreed to because I liked Banana, she was fun. Lap dances at Eldorado are in an open room near the stage. There are four small leather sofas in the room, arranged in such a way that they do not face each other so you have just a little bit of privacy. Banana directed me to sit in the middle of the sofa as she removed her bikini top and shoes. As she settled onto my lap the bartender came in with a small kitchen timer, which she set to ten minutes. Banana immediately began dancing.
Banana's dance was really good and she rubbed hard against my crotch; so hard that it actually started to hurt after a while. She encouraged me to squeeze her breasts and smack her ass. I enjoyed her dance a lot. Just as the time was ending the male bartender came over and asked if I wanted to buy a second dance and he also suggested I go for half an hour for $100. I declined. Banana was fun, but I wanted to save my money for other girls. But over all I felt the prices were very reasonable. Ten minutes is two or three songs for $50 (I tipped $10 to Banana). By my calculation that's an average of $16 to $25 per song for a hands-on, topless lap dance. That's a better deal than any club in Baltimore. The half-hour rate is even better.
I returned to my seat at the bar and watched the stage some more. The bartender was very friendly and said, "I have just the girl for you." and she motioned for this other dancer to come over to me. I wasn't interested in her and passed on getting a dance from her. There were two or three young, pretty girls that really appealed to me and I wanted to scope them out more before deciding on any dances. Girls would come around and shake their asses for me. I wasn't sure how to handle this because they'd shake, I'd tip them a few bucks and they'd keep on shaking. After some more time I'd tip more and eventually they'd walk away. From watching other guys, it looked like when a girl is shaking her but against you, you're supposed to just keep tipping.
Eventually one of the girls I had my eye on came over and was shaking in front of me, close to me. To describe it in detail, I was sitting on a stool facing the stage, she was straddling my thigh and also facing toward the stage. She was shaking her ass while I had my hands around her. This girl also had me cupping her breasts too and her back was close against my chest so we could talk a little while watching the girl on stage. She commented about the TVs in the club which at that moment were showing porno ads (but had been showing sports earlier). She wondered why anyone would want to watch porno when in the club.
There was a guy sitting next to me and tipping a girl in front of him and he tapped me on the shoulder and nicely asked, "Yo, let me hold twenty dollars." My dancer whispered to me, "Don't give it to him. He won't pay you back." I wasn't born yesterday, so I knew this already. I told him that I needed my money to give the girls. My dancer and I were together for a LONG time before she asked if I were interested in getting a dance. I eagerly agreed and then we hunted down the bartender so I could buy a forty dollar dance. We went back in the room for ten minutes. Her dances were pretty good and she also allowed me to squeeze her breasts. She didn't grind as hard as Banana; this girl's dance was more slow and sensual. After one song I was done for the night (had to get up early on Saturday) so I left.
Eldorado is a good place. I was impressed by the staff. They were a little pushy, but also very friendly. I felt I got a really good price on dances and that appealed to me a lot. My only complaint is that there aren't a lot of really good looking dancers. But as long as there are a few good looking ones, it is worth going back.
Went to Lust a few weeks back. It was pretty early maybe around 1pm or so, I take the treck up the steps and the first thing I see is a fairly empty club 2 dudes at the bar and 7 or 8 dancers sitting around looking at me like fresh meat! One chick in particular rushed me and tried to hit me with the "hey how you been" bit, like she new me from before. I was hip to it considering I hadnt been on the block for 4 months and never to Lust that time of day. I asked her where the bathroom was because I had to take a mega leak, she said c'mon I'll hold it for you! He grabbed me by the hand and lead me to the bathroom and I found out she was dead serious! I pulled out John John and she grabbed it and held it while I let out a niagra falls stream. After I was done she gave it like a good 10 strokes and shook it for me, we both washed our hands and she led me to the bar for a drink, shit after all that she could at least get a 25 dollar drink. She was sexxy about 5'9 with heels, flat stomach, nice tits and a plump ass. We talked for a sec and she went on her campaign for me to take her upstairs. She whispered in my ear about what she would do to me and unzipped me and slid her hand in my boxers and went to work on a freaky hand job! I ordered her drink and got mine free, pretty standard in strip clubs. I was really tempted to go but she fell for my game, which is get the digits and set up a private meet usually for a hundred or so less than they want at the club. I was not about to pay the $$.5 she wanted in the boom boom room. She gave me her number shook her ass a bit more and left, I was attacked by two more girls and gave a few singles and left. Pretty good experience there especially if you wanna get the "extra" treatment. I haven't called her yet but plan to maybe this week, I'll keep yall posted!
That's a great report on Eldorado. I'm glad you had a good time. That's the place to go if you are in the mood for Black take out. Very reasonable prices. After you get your legs under you, you'll be back there in no time neg two pops for $.5-$$ at the motel.. I can't wait until you pop your monger cherry because I can feel the excitement in your posts. Keep having a good time, and thanks for the read. Be safe out there.
[QUOTE=Maticman]Went to Lust a few weeks back. It was pretty early maybe around 1pm or so, I take the treck up the steps and the first thing I see is a fairly empty club 2 dudes at the bar and 7 or 8 dancers sitting around looking at me like fresh meat! One chick in particular rushed me and tried to hit me with the "hey how you been" bit, like she new me from before. I was hip to it considering I hadnt been on the block for 4 months and never to Lust that time of day. I asked her where the bathroom was because I had to take a mega leak, she said c'mon I'll hold it for you! He grabbed me by the hand and lead me to the bathroom and I found out she was dead serious! I pulled out John John and she grabbed it and held it while I let out a niagra falls stream. After I was done she gave it like a good 10 strokes and shook it for me, we both washed our hands and she led me to the bar for a drink, shit after all that she could at least get a 25 dollar drink. She was sexxy about 5'9 with heels, flat stomach, nice tits and a plump ass. We talked for a sec and she went on her campaign for me to take her upstairs. She whispered in my ear about what she would do to me and unzipped me and slid her hand in my boxers and went to work on a freaky hand job! I ordered her drink and got mine free, pretty standard in strip clubs. I was really tempted to go but she fell for my game, which is get the digits and set up a private meet usually for a hundred or so less than they want at the club. I was not about to pay the $$.5 she wanted in the boom boom room. She gave me her number shook her ass a bit more and left, I was attacked by two more girls and gave a few singles and left. Pretty good experience there especially if you wanna get the "extra" treatment. I haven't called her yet but plan to maybe this week, I'll keep yall posted![/QUOTE]That's right cut out the middle man.
[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]That's a great report on Eldorado. I'm glad you had a good time. That's the place to go if you are in the mood for Black take out. Very reasonable prices. After you get your legs under you, you'll be back there in no time neg two pops for $.5-$$ at the motel. I can't wait until you pop your monger cherry because I can feel the excitement in your posts. Keep having a good time, and thanks for the read. Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]I can't appreciate that place. Prefer Stage Door for black dancers. Like Slamdoor said, there is a male guy (bartender/manager/owner) who is on you the minute you walk in for drinks and dances. Don't get me wrong most of B-more is that way (I'm not a native and used to other areas), but he a little extra pushy (nice guy, though). I've been there maybe twice and didn't have a good time because I couldn't "understand" the rules. Girls quoting you prices for different amounts of time is overload for my liquored brain cells. And you tell me someone actually brings a timer to make sure its right on the nose? Wow. Don't get me wrong, I know some girls have been known to try to short change you, but there are also some that go the extra mile. I'd rather take my chances, than have someone "time" me.
[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]I can't wait until you pop your monger cherry because I can feel the excitement in your posts.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the kind words. It's probably hard to tell, but my monger cherry was popped years ago. It's just very rare for me to get much more than a lap dance now.
But I did have one of those rare experiences last weekend at the Flamingo. It was a Friday night and I arrived downtown around eleven o'clock. First place I went into was Diamond but they were packed and there weren't any seats at the bar. So I went down to Flamingo because I had a few good lap dances there during the summer. After I sat down I barely had a chance to look around when a cute girl came over and introduced herself. Young girl in her mid-twenties, tiny build, with short hair. She certainly had the right approach for me and I had no desire to resist. I bought her a drink for $20 and we talked and got friendly. She described some of the ways we could spend our time together in the club. I opted to give $.40 to the bar and $.20 to my girl for twenty minutes of private time together. It was within my price range and I'm not an experienced enough negotiator to have argued. The experience was very satisfying. Afterward she gave me her digits so I could call next time to find out if she's working. I probably won't use them because she had smoker's breath and that was a bit of a turn off. Otherwise, a great girl who made my pleasure her top priority and was fun to talk to.
This week's City Paper has an ad for Tony's Place. Usually, only the big clubs in town advertise in the City Paper. I was surprised that Tony's is advertising. Tony's always struck me as a low-profile kind of establishment and I wouldn't expect that they'd want or need a lot of attention.
I also saw Tony's Place mentioned elsewhere recently. I was browsing Craig's List for topless cleaning services and found an ad for 'Charm City Escorts' and a link to a web site. The site listed many of the typical services you'd expect from an escort and said, "You can also check us out at Tony's Show Bar (strip club) in East Baltimore on Kresson & Monument Sts. We would love to see you to give you a little taste of what we have to offer. Just ask for Jasmine! "
[QUOTE=Wleakr]I can't appreciate that place. Prefer Stage Door for black dancers.[/QUOTE]I had a poor experience at the Stage Door last month so am surprised to hear anything good about it. What makes you prefer it?
Stage Door was one of the last clubs I visited this summer. I almost didn't realize it was a club. There's no sign that says "The Stage Door" because the whole side of the building is painted in dark grey. There is a small 'Open' neon sign next to an plain door and there was a bouncer standing in front of this door. I approached and he asked for my ID. After I showed it he opened the door and I followed him inside as he asked for the $10 cover charge. I should've protested this and turned around, but my only thought was that I had to visit ALL clubs in Baltimore, so I paid the money.
Inside the club, the place was dark as hell. Barely any lights and the walls were all painted black. It also smelled, like mold or something. I could see that all the customers, staff, and dancers were black. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer. I paid with a $20, the bartender counted my change out to me and then immediately took back one dollar as a tip without saying a word. The only decoration on the stage were these tacky gold plastic dollar-signs that were hanging from the ceiling. The dancers were all fat and ugly. No dancers approached me. I drank half my beer and then left. As far as black clubs, I had a much better experience at Norma Jeans, the dancers there were better looking and friendlier.
This was my first time to the Block and well yesterday (Monday) Lust was the place to be. I met really beautiful spinner named Amanda, I did not like the bartender, I did a dance with amanda for.3 and she got a drink, when we went back to our sits, the bartender took her drink away, she said she was supposed to drink while giving me a lap dance, I mean was she really going to do both, if she would have done that I would have gotten pissed at her, at any rate. The dance was great she let me kissed her perky little puppys, I asked her is she did any private dance, and she said no, then I asked her if could have her number and she gave it to me, she went to change, and when she came back she told me to call her and maybe we can meet, but it's just a busy sound, I'll let you know if things go well, all the girls at Lust were very nice and attentive. Maybe this next part should be on the SW section, but I'll put it here since it was in the block. With only.6 on my pocket left, there were some SW going up and down the block, Le was also present, I saw one that looked ok going into a bar close to Jewels, her name was shanon WSW in her 40s, after much closer look decided to pass, in there I met a BSW named erica, she gave me a nice CBJ for.3. Went back to the bar and met crystal, she is WSW late 20s, or maybe early 30s, nice and clean, I don't have digits, but after some haggling we did BBBJ and FS for 60, she asked for 80 at first, I'll definitely come back for more, she was a sweet girl. I took more money out of the ATM and went to wilkens and patapsco again (read report on SW section)
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[QUOTE=Slamdoor]
After I showed it he opened the door and I followed him inside as he asked for the $10 cover charge. [/QUOTE]
They would give costumers one drink for the cover charge. Sadly they stopped this some time ago.
[QUOTE=Slamdoor]It also smelled, like mold or something. I paid with a $20, the bartender counted my change out to me and then immediately took back one dollar as a tip without saying a word. The only decoration on the stage were these tacky gold plastic dollar-signs that were hanging from the ceiling. The dancers were all fat and ugly. [/QUOTE] I don't know what happened to this place. It was a decent club for some time. It was never really one of the top clubs down there, but it had some real potential at times. I think it closed down for some time two years ago. I remember going there on three different occasions within a two week period and the damn place was closed. Maybe they changed owners. Anyway, with the expansion of Norma Jeans, all the good looking Black women will end up there or some other random spot on the main drag. There was a woman from the west side who worked there for some time named 'Yumi'. She was a hall of fame type of gal. She had great legs, great ass, and a v that tasted like black berries, no shit. She must have four or five children by now because that v was just too good. Norma jeans is the spot on the block.
[QUOTE=Slamdoor]I had a poor experience at the Stage Door last month so am surprised to hear anything good about it. What makes you prefer it? [/QUOTE]It just depends on what you like (or are used to) for a black stripclub. I really don't like the "drink" way of doing business or chatting with a girl for 15-30 minutes before having fun.5-10min is enough to figure out if you like them. Stage Door is a lap dance bar (they refer to it as a tip bar); you see someone you like, you tip. Don't get me wrong, this is a true hole in the wall, dim lights, I've even seen it leak during a heavy rain, bartender is notorious for tipping himself, and most of the chicks are not good looking. Those chicks are at norma Jeans. However, most of these chicks have a phat ass and know how to dance and make you feel good without you spending $100 or more dollars for the experience. I know most go to stripclubs to see a fine, beautiful woman perform; I don't. I like to see a phat ass jiggling and grinding on me seductively without the game of "escalating" to see how much they can get from me. So, Stage door is not a club I recommend unless you're looking for the grimey, seedier side of stripclubs.