Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]I think you went to the house next door. I went there 2:45 PM yesterday and they were open for business as usual. Did notice though that they put new doors in the shower room, new sprayer, and scrubbed down the walls. Now it is very clean. After shower, went to room and paint looked pretty fresh. No paint odor, just fresh. Spent a nice hr. with Judy. Things are getting better in Baynesville! Always call to be sure, digits are on sign. Be safe, Have fun.

GTR[/QUOTE]He's right, I always call and let the mamasan know that I'm on the way, but I just went there on Friday night.

I went to the new AMP on Joppa near Firehouse last night. Was greeted nicely and taken to a clean room to a lady named Linda. She was a bit older but had a nice body.

GREAT massage and nice flip while she let me play with her tits.

I will repeat.

I've been going to the jade in the county for some time. I thought i was in every room in that house. I was even in the secret 3rd level. Not so secret but thought it was funny that they will throw a table write in someones bedroom.

Anyway I just read they had showers...go figure. What do you usually do ask for a shower before the message? or after to help get the oil off?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Monger 2]Gents,

You have a great town here and wish I could stay and sample more of your women. I am an AMP fan, and found a "Universal" good one in Towson. Place was clean. Mamasan was Chinese lady named "Kelly", kind of cruel for her parents to give her a name she can't pronounce. Cute Chinese masseuse provided excellent massage for. 7/hr, and after flip offered fs but made me pay $. 2 up front. Took a chance and have no regrets. Cbj, and cg with a nice tight squeezing juice box.

This is one of the better towns to monger in and I look forward to coming back.

M2[/QUOTE]Gave the Universe a try. Like all the Chinese places, the talent there is ancient. Not my cup of tea. They were probably young once when they started waiting in that line to get a US Visa. Got a real good massage though. Won't repeat.

Cracksmoak,

How about a PM with phone number and/or address.

Thanks.

LexLuther

Can you describe the assisted stand-up shower. I've always had a TS, so I am curious

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]Made my first visit to the Parkville AMP last night. . I opted for after, and was satisfied with the assisted stand-up shower. As this was an exploratory visit, I think there is more to see than meets the eye. I'll TOFTT.
GTR[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Senshine]I've been going to the jade in the county for some time. I thought i was in every room in that house. I was even in the secret 3rd level. Not so secret but thought it was funny that they will throw a table write in someones bedroom.

Anyway I just read they had showers...go figure. What do you usually do ask for a shower before the message? or after to help get the oil off?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Can some tell me how to get to Jade?

[QUOTE=Experitry]Can some tell me how to get to Jade?[/QUOTE]


Read the fucking forum.

Or read the fucking City Paper.

Or read the fucking sports section in the Baltimore Sun.

Or google it - whatever you decide to do, when and if you ever get to Jade, be sure to use more common sense while you're there than you did when you decided to ask your question.

Welcome to the forum,

Uncalled for rudeness. This isn't exactly a discussion group for Pulitzer prize winners. Why is there so much hostility? Just answer the question, or move on. No big deal.

[QUOTE=Not-Experitry]Can some tell me how to get to Jade?[/QUOTE]

It depends on where you live. If you're too far away, I find that a car works best.

BD

One of the most relaxing visits ever. A new girl there (to me anyway) is about 5'3" or so...maybe 105. Excellent therapy...stretching, snapping and stuff like I was at a chiropractor...but in a good way. Good stuff...cute too!

Seniors feel free to PM...others will have to explore and find for themselves.

How to get to jade.

You know I have never been to Jade. Hmmm I don't know where it actually is. I usually visit my pikesville honey's. Or my O. M. Lady's or, I go to the. SACRED HOUSE. Ah sweet Rosie, always takes care of me. And she called me today to say, oh Mr. Foxy, you stay away to long. Girls miss you.come soon. They need your thick c**k. LOL.

Any way. How to get to Jade. Love the answer, by car. Now however we must be green, And politically correct. Ah, Suggestions anyone?

What was that Bench, CP, GOOGL jade? Phone book, LOL, Sprorts pages.

LOL. And you want Mandy's digits too, don't you. She said I could give them out too. But only to deserving mongers, OH Mandy, such a fine girl.

How does that song go. Well she is not at the Midway anymore. Looking for a few good mongers. That might have a buck or 2. She is a 9+ on CBJ skills. All covered. Kisses to die for. I can only imagine what FS must be like.

And she is the nicest lady I have talked with in a bit. So, I want your girl friends mom, Your girlfiends girlfriend. A newbie, a MILF, a semi-pro.

Your secret honey, her sister too. And then Mandy, ah sweet Mandy is all yours.

God I love this, I get to be a total disgusting cad, and I'm happy as a crab in a girls crotch. LOL

Lovin every minute of it.

Smiling Fox

Has anyone been to FE at their new location?

Little Head wants to check it out, but Big Head is concerned about going into the 'hood after dark.

M

Visited Moonlight Spa this morning. I had seen Lee-lee in July, but she is on "vacation. " That was fine, because then I met Candy who was much better anyway.

Knowing I was a repeat customer must have helped, because she treated me like she wanted me to be one of her regulars. The table shower was probably one of the best ever, as it was non-rushed and stimulating.

Back in the room, Candy caught me by surprise when she gave my junk some uncovered oral attention as she toweled me off. A most pleasant surprise.

I asked for and received the "light-touch" treatment, which was OK. She offered AR but I'm not a fan, so I declined. Then the flip came and she gave me an awesome BBBJTCIM.

Candy didn't toss me out afterwards, though. She filled the rest of the time with a light rubdown, until the hour was up. It was definitely A1 service.

Candy is about 5'5", 120#, 30-ish, all-natural D's. She said she was Japanese, but I think she was Korean. (I've never seen anything but Koreans in there.)

Will definitely repeat with Candy.

Looks. 8. 5
Attitude. 9. 5
Massage. 9
Service. 10
Overall. 9. 5

Stimpy

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]How to get to jade.

Any way. How to get to Jade. Love the answer, by car. Now however we must be green, And politically correct. Ah, Suggestions anyone?

Smiling Fox[/QUOTE]He can always ride his bicycle