Escort Reports

Pt has been with this one. I got her during her rookie days and she was working from her apartment in PG near the Census Bureau. She was average on the CBJ. I told her that I do reviews. She easied up and let me pound away K9 for a long time. Actually, went over my alloted time with her. She gave me extra mins due to the review. Well, she was not that good and kid was trying to get back to the grind.

Bump the review and felt she would be an average escort. I see that she has hit rock bottom. Pimp Trick is going to have to say. "Put this Hoe in the flea house".

[QUOTE=GrimJim28]Not sure what happened here. If I was lucky or just nervous.

I decided to try to meet with Lisa out in the suburbs of PG. Little inn, 2 call, no discussion needed, it was all in the ad. Basically $ for the half/FS. I show up, and she's cute. Maybe late 20s latina/black, nice ample figure. She greets me , barefoot in shorts, and a blouse. She asks me to come in, I head over to the counter to take care of business discretely and then sit on the bed. I take off my jacket, etc and we're making a little small talk, with her asking me a lot of questions, where i'm from, do i have kids, do i do drugs, etc. I run to the bathroom to wash my hands and she's following me, talking about the joys of parenting, or something, not sure how we got on that topic, but whatever. I sit down and ask her to come over. And she says "Why don't you make yourself at home?" I says, 'Ok' Cool, so I take of my shirt, pants etc. Meanwhile she's standing next to the door, with her cellphone in her hand. She says it again, "I said why don't you make yourself at home?" I'm confused by this, what does she mean? So I call her over to me. She comes and I grab her ample bottom, and nuzzle her. She smiles but then pulls away, and walks right back over to the spot by the door, and says it again...*louder*. "I said make your self at home. Lay back. Get down on the bed." I'm at this point getting a little weirded out. I said 'i feel at home, I wanted to start with a massage. why don't *you* get on the bed?' She says "I don't want a massage. I wanna massage YOU. Lay back on the bed.", in a commanding tone. I'm like..oh jesus. I ask her, "why are you almost yelling commands at me? I just wanted to give you a massage." Reaching for pants now. "I'm not yelling commands at you. I just don't like being massaged. You didn't say on the phone what you wanted. You have to be more specific"(??wtf?!?) Buttoning shirt. "I know, I didn't specify. That's cool. You're just really making me nervous." Pulling on coat and noticing her change in demeanor. Scoot over to the nightstand and retrieve my jackson 5 CD. "Well next time you need to specify, you could have given me a massage..." I walk to the door, and she lets me out. On the way out she says she's sorry. I walk to the front of the inn and the automatic door is locked. Some guy with a walkie talkie, maybe the security guy, walks over and uses his key to unlock.

That last bit with the door made me wonder. Also when i first arrived in the lot for call #2, there was a guy who was at the door on his cell phone, who went inside and basically followed me all the way to the provider's spot. He was apparently in the next room. Did I narrowly miss getting pinched? Or was that just the worst case of lack of communication and customer service skills, i've experienced to date? Or am I just an idiot? Was a shame, she was cute(though she seemed like she had a mature personality. maybe too mature.), and I really wanted that massage. anyone else here had the pleasure of her acquaintance?

Anyway. link : [url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/1017172989.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Wow. Where do I start. Yesterday at lunch in dupont called Stacy.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/1019895705.html[/url]

Did not look like picture at all. Was busted. Still got cbj though at a discount. Was very disappointed considering what the pic looked like. And she had a girlfriend there too. I would avoid due to lie about who she was.

Head was pretty good though, she was a champ, came like a racehorse.

p.s. this is her too

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/1022151151.html[/url]

Was in NW DC and decided to call Morgan. Let me tell you bout her man. White chick, strawberry blond hair, biggg booty. She has a little bit of a stomach but if you like big booties you won't mind. Any way. She was nice on the phone. When I got to her spot she was friendly. Great conversation. Nice CBJ, I requested the cover she advertises BBBJ so if you like that you can have it. Backshots all day. She has a huge Booty, but it maintains its shape. She could take the stroke too even though I know I was a little hard on her. I would rate: CBJ 8, service 9, body 7. 5, ass 10, You should def. Give this chick a call. My first blond.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/1031524941.html[/url]

O and she has a tramp stamp that says, "hit it hard". nice.

Called Monica and set up an appointment for f/s and gre3k $$$. I usually don't pay that much but I figured that even if she looked somewhat like the picture it will be worth it. Except for the hair everything was off. Altough what arrived at my door was definately bangable (after a drink or two) it was nowhere near the picture. The best way for me to describe her will be a coked up Diana Ross. The body was somewhat close to the picture, the only thing is what showed up was 5 months pregnant (she didn't say anything and I didn't ask but I am pretty sure that she is pregnant.) She brought her friend with her so that she can use the bathroom. Asked if I can give the friend anything in order to join the party, I agreed to. 4. She wipes me down for the BJ and gets the cover ready. Problem is she is using her nails to get the cover on, needless to say I had to tell her to take it easy. She starting with the BJ while her friend rubbed her tits in my face. The BJ lasted for 10 seconds (it was good while it lasted) and then changed to a HJ with her moaning, while the friend distracts me with her tits. For every 30 strokes she will put it in her mouth for a second or two. The cover breaks after 5 minutes of this wonderful treatment. There was no backup cover so the friend has to go to the car to get one. This is when I find out that I am not allowed to touch myself and then her without washing my hands, with or without cover. Friend comes back with a new cover and I get the same treatment. She ask if I want her on top and I say yes. She sits on my stomach and gives me a HJ. I then ask for doggie, she gets in position for mish and guides me in (since I wasn't allowed to guide myself in.) This was her way of giving me a HJ with me doing all the work rather than pounding the kitty. Cover breaks again, no more covers. Everyone gets dressed and I ask for $ back since nothing happened. Denied, some back and forth on the subject but I wanted them to get the hell out as quickly as possible so I didn't press the subject much further. Total Cost: $$$. 4, Experienced Gained: Pricesless.

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Reply to: [email]pers-1034023421@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2009-02-13, 10:30PM EST

Hi...Gentlemen I am a sophisticated young lady who is playful, happy, sweet and fun!!!! I would love to be your ultimate companion that will give you the personal attention you deserve. I have a bright smile and a captivating touch that will definitely leave you yearning for much more. I guarantee you'll experience complete ecstasy. I am very classy and discreet. I WILL BE TAKING CALLS ALL NIGHT, I ALSO HAVE A FRIEND THATS VERY BEAUTIFUL!!! My job is to make your time with me ALL ABOUT YOU! I'm Monica ************************* 209-518-6561 *******[/quote]

Pt has to chime in on this one for all Mongers. If they do not look like the picture. We need to think with the big head and not the little head. $$$ is not a "take one for the team" experience to have. We need to put girls like her out of business or on the recession plan payout.

I am monger mad for my man Papony162. PT had this one on the radar, but my Spider Sense was always on move to the next ad when looking at this one for over the last 6 months. Pics never change. I try to look for a cell phone picture. That gives the best look. This Cali airbrushed BS or stealing other women pics is for the birds. It is bad enough with the economy today.

Mongers we should chime on what is your rules for a successful and error free mongering.

My rules:

1. I am going to low bid by 50% at all times and meetings. She needs to let me know why I have to go with list price. I could count on my hand who should get over list. That is 5 and very rare to add another.

2. I am going to run if they do not look like their pic. They have to be hotter then the pic for me to take one for the team. Very rare for that to happen.

3. I ask for all rules up front. Nothing on the fly. I do not play with my mongering and liable to hit Incredible Hulk mode.

Monica should have given $ one back at the least. Consider her WHOOF. In the Dog house.

[QUOTE=Papony162]Called Monica and set up an appointment for f/s and gre3k $$$. I usually don't pay that much but I figured that even if she looked somewhat like the picture it will be worth it. Except for the hair everything was off. Altough what arrived at my door was definately bangable (after a drink or two) it was nowhere near the picture. The best way for me to describe her will be a coked up Diana Ross. The body was somewhat close to the picture, the only thing is what showed up was 5 months pregnant (she didn't say anything and I didn't ask but I am pretty sure that she is pregnant.) She brought her friend with her so that she can use the bathroom. Asked if I can give the friend anything in order to join the party, I agreed to. 4. She wipes me down for the BJ and gets the cover ready. Problem is she is using her nails to get the cover on, needless to say I had to tell her to take it easy. She starting with the BJ while her friend rubbed her tits in my face. The BJ lasted for 10 seconds (it was good while it lasted) and then changed to a HJ with her moaning, while the friend distracts me with her tits. For every 30 strokes she will put it in her mouth for a second or two. The cover breaks after 5 minutes of this wonderful treatment. There was no backup cover so the friend has to go to the car to get one. This is when I find out that I am not allowed to touch myself and then her without washing my hands, with or without cover. Friend comes back with a new cover and I get the same treatment. She ask if I want her on top and I say yes. She sits on my stomach and gives me a HJ. I then ask for doggie, she gets in position for mish and guides me in (since I wasn't allowed to guide myself in.) This was her way of giving me a HJ with me doing all the work rather than pounding the kitty. Cover breaks again, no more covers. Everyone gets dressed and I ask for $ back since nothing happened. Denied, some back and forth on the subject but I wanted them to get the hell out as quickly as possible so I didn't press the subject much further. Total Cost: $$$. 4, Experienced Gained: Pricesless.[/QUOTE]

I finally met Morgan,

Jaz told me about her and I had to see her.

Lactation is over, and a little flab which she seems a little embarrass about :( but the hump is still there :)

When I read the tattoo... without hesitation, I did exactly what it said :)

But boy, her best performance is her skills with BJ.

In fact, i opted her to do it more than anything ! She definitely posses neck muscle for them quick bobble head motions. I mean she was going for almost 3 mins non-stop!

In my book, she's a 9 on performance, 8 on looks.

A definite repeat! $.6/h

I gotta see her again man. She's nice as hell with it.

[QUOTE=Dj Listro]I finally met Morgan,

Jaz told me about her and I had to see her.

Lactation is over, and a little flab which she seems a little embarrass about :( but the hump is still there :)

When I read the tattoo... without hesitation, I did exactly what it said :)

But boy, her best performance is her skills with BJ.

In fact, i opted her to do it more than anything ! She definitely posses neck muscle for them quick bobble head motions. I mean she was going for almost 3 mins non-stop!

In my book, she's a 9 on performance, 8 on looks.

A definite repeat! $.6/h[/QUOTE]

Where do I start? Ebony is whack. First off she is rude on the phone. She is in the hood of dc. She is not cute in the face at all. I think she's pregnant or else really has a big gut. She tries to up the cost on you. Her ass is nice when she bends over, that is her only redeeming physical feature.

She does not get you hard, you have to do that yourself. She won't stroke or suck you hard. She rushes and she can't take dick at all. I toftt on this one. 5 is still to much for this one. Pass on her man. Don't do it.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/1038173240.html[/url]

@ Breakoff27

Damn, I can't wait either or for Jaz. Ahh, what am I going to do lol

That, simply, is one hot piece of ass!

I'd be over that all day at $.6[QUOTE=Dj Listro]I finally met Morgan,

Jaz told me about her and I had to see her.

Lactation is over, and a little flab which she seems a little embarrass about :( but the hump is still there :)

When I read the tattoo... without hesitation, I did exactly what it said :)

But boy, her best performance is her skills with BJ.

In fact, i opted her to do it more than anything ! She definitely posses neck muscle for them quick bobble head motions. I mean she was going for almost 3 mins non-stop!

In my book, she's a 9 on performance, 8 on looks.

A definite repeat! $.6/h[/QUOTE]

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/1041143977.html[/url]

I went to see the lady last night. I should have turned around, but the little fella was like. Lets crush. She look much smaller in the picture. A spinner.

Has a bunch of rules and charge $ for CBJ on the quickie tip. I was like Wtf? When she say that was it. I was like you need to tell me up front. Thank the Monger heavens. I was on injured reserve status. She would have seen the Monger Hulk up in that place.

PT has certified her as a No Escort. She is in the dog house due to rules, bad rates and unclear expectations. Whoof.

Now to blast her on Eros. <shaking my head.

Any reports on this one?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/1041749006.html[/url]

She has been around for Over 3 years, she provides excellent service and is really nice, smells wonderfull. She always offers her service for less. She used to do $ for greek(hh). I would recommend her to everyone.

[QUOTE=Breakoff27]Any reports on this one?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/1041749006.html[/url][/QUOTE]

I have seen Kathy advertise first as a Latina (she had a little color) then as a white girl ( white as a sheet) then again as a Latina (dark as coco) the descriptions are mine not hers. I made them based on the photos I saw. She is definitely not the same girl in each photo. I could only retrieve the latest photo but in the earlier one her skin was so white it seemed to never have seen daylight. Be careful out there.