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I had to go to Knoxville last week for work. Decided to sample the local talent and there is a lot of it. I posted reviews on the Knoxville forum.

Stopped by Happy a bit ago. Was hoping to see the younger one called Choi, I think. But got Connie. She looks good for her age, but I prefer under 40 if I can get. Session wasn't bad, but Sandy is way better for what I'm into. But Connie is good at teasing and has a beautiful kitty.

Anyone see Choi lately? I'm pretty sure Sandy showed me her last time I saw her, but I can't seem to be there when she is, if she is even there at all.

Just so you know, we actually have a mix of AMPs here, including some places that either have no extras or HE only, so that aspect of your advice still applies! :)

[QUOTE=Haven;3871926]Hello all! I wanted to pop in and add a comment.

I'm visiting from southern Ohio, and I just wanted to add an outside perspective to my fellow mongers here.

You guys are very lucky, with all the options you have here. In my area the AMPs were not only shut down but had the buildings torn down. There are only legit places now in my area. However I have learned a few things because of that and I wanted to share to 'hopefully' improve your time here.

First thing I learned was politeness, the girls here obviously have options, and I have read here that some mongers are pretty demanding, remember you're not the only one capable of handing them money so make yourself worth it for them and you'll have a better time.

Second, learn a little Chinese like 'thank you' or 'very good' they lose their shit when they hear it and your time is improved. Trust me.

Always be date ready, like showered before hand, look good and be confident it makes a difference. These girls have to make money and there is no reason not to make their time better also, it gets paid forward, trust me.

In the area I'm at, I've managed to get HE's from places that never ordinarily do it, because I do these things. I know it's not necessary here, but I am a visitor, and do not want to be a cause of drama for you lucky guys up here while I take in the local talent. I hope I don't come off brash or rude, I just want to be helpful. Anyway, stay safe and count your blessings![/QUOTE]

After a week in Philly on business, I'm a bit doubtful that the local establishments compare well. The philly AMPs have much younger talent, and offer a wide ranging menu. Sandy is still an ATF, but I'm hoping we can get some younger talent around here. If anyone has info on new options in the region, please share or PM me.

Thanks, play safe.

[QUOTE=Haven;3871926]Hello all! I wanted to pop in and add a comment.

I'm visiting from southern Ohio, and I just wanted to add an outside perspective to my fellow mongers here.

You guys are very lucky, with all the options you have here. In my area the AMPs were not only shut down but had the buildings torn down. There are only legit places now in my area. However I have learned a few things because of that and I wanted to share to 'hopefully' improve your time here.

First thing I learned was politeness, the girls here obviously have options, and I have read here that some mongers are pretty demanding, remember you're not the only one capable of handing them money so make yourself worth it for them and you'll have a better time.

Second, learn a little Chinese like 'thank you' or 'very good' they lose their shit when they hear it and your time is improved. Trust me.

Always be date ready, like showered before hand, look good and be confident it makes a difference. These girls have to make money and there is no reason not to make their time better also, it gets paid forward, trust me.

In the area I'm at, I've managed to get HE's from places that never ordinarily do it, because I do these things. I know it's not necessary here, but I am a visitor, and do not want to be a cause of drama for you lucky guys up here while I take in the local talent. I hope I don't come off brash or rude, I just want to be helpful. Anyway, stay safe and count your blessings![/QUOTE]Thank You Southern Ohio monger brother. Hear, hear to all that you said. I'm originally from Chicago & can certainly tell you that other than Chinatown there, most of the other AMPs thruout Chicagoland are mainly serviceless ripoffs. So I too have always felt (A) we're pretty lucky here & (B) kindness, personality, charm & thoughtfulness will get you much further on the extras, in our AMPs. The old "honey is better than vinegar". Has worked well for me over the years locally. Only thing you suggested that I've never employed, but will now, is the knowledge of some basic Chinese / Korean, etc. Time to bone up on my Asian language basics. Thanks for the perspective Haven! JJ / Kzoo.

[QUOTE=JJletsplay;3816001]Eman, just FYI- the same CS Enthusiasm as Mija, has also been given to me, by Lilly. Its rare that she's there much recently and its usually on weekends. She is more the body type you seek. Also Very Good massage / CS. Great personality / Fun. If interested in her- I Always Call Ahead & Ask. Be Well & Safe. JJ.[/QUOTE]A belated thanks to JJ for the intel on Lilly. It might be helpful to have periodic updates on the talent at Happy and Spring (and any other AMPs that merit a visit).

Spring: Mija seems to be there every day. Any update on Lilly's schedule? Any other talent at Spring.

Happy: Sandy and Connie seem to work most days. Any update on Chloe or other talent at Happy?

By the way, if you don't mind a bit of travel, Jackson has some decent talent, notably Ginger and Hannah.

[QUOTE=PickBoy64;3874797]After a week in Philly on business, I'm a bit doubtful that the local establishments compare well. The philly AMPs have much younger talent, and offer a wide ranging menu. Sandy is still an ATF, but I'm hoping we can get some younger talent around here. If anyone has info on new options in the region, please share or PM me.

Thanks, play safe.[/QUOTE]I, too, have sampled the Philly AMP scene more than once and it's arguably top 5-7 in country, along with Dallas and select others.

But I think it's unrealistic that level of youth and quality could ever be matched in places like Battle Creek and Lansing. Obviously, Philly, Dallas, etc. Are large, metropolitan areas with local Asian populations and happen to have LE that generally let them be (though I don't think any city is spared occasional, and sometimes more frequent, busts).

Warren, OH, a few years back, was an rare exception to the rule.

[QUOTE=Electronman;3877105]A belated thanks to JJ for the intel on Lilly. It might be helpful to have periodic updates on the talent at Happy and Spring (and any other AMPs that merit a visit).

Spring: Mija seems to be there every day. Any update on Lilly's schedule? Any other talent at Spring.

Happy: Sandy and Connie seem to work most days. Any update on Chloe or other talent at Happy?

By the way, if you don't mind a bit of travel, Jackson has some decent talent, notably Ginger and Hannah.[/QUOTE]YW EMan. My pleasure to share. I happen to know Lilly's schedule for next few weeks at Spring Accu. Saw her last weekend there, but unfortunately she Wasn't Working that day. She said next few weekends will be avail there. Not sure about Friday (poss later Friday). She said Sat & Sunday there on duty for sure- next month or so. Just a suggestion that IMO helps line up a fav provider. I tend to call ahead, ask if She's There- tell them about when I'll be there & to tell my fav to "expect me". Then when I arrive, its just- "Hi, JJ for Lilly, I called". Has always worked to get my fav available / ready for me. Also makes me memorable. Good Luck. Of course, as always- what works for me, may not for you. Good Luck! JJ / Kzoo.

[QUOTE=PickBoy64;3874797]After a week in Philly on business, I'm a bit doubtful that the local establishments compare well. The philly AMPs have much younger talent, and offer a wide ranging menu. Sandy is still an ATF, but I'm hoping we can get some younger talent around here. If anyone has info on new options in the region, please share or PM me.

Thanks, play safe.[/QUOTE]You should try the bay area or LA. So much better out there.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;3877331]I, too, have sampled the Philly AMP scene more than once and it's arguably top 5-7 in country, along with Dallas and select others.

But I think it's unrealistic that level of youth and quality could ever be matched in places like Battle Creek and Lansing. Obviously, Philly, Dallas, etc. Are large, metropolitan areas with local Asian populations and happen to have LE that generally let them be (though I don't think any city is spared occasional, and sometimes more frequent, busts).

Warren, OH, a few years back, was an rare exception to the rule.[/QUOTE]Twisted,

I agree entirely, difficult to get the same level of talent without a vibrant Asian section of town. Philly is especially good, because of the Chinatown area. You have this up a down the east coast. But why is the Chicago area so dead by comparison?

I have just always thought with our proximity to Detroit & Chicago that we should have some younger talent moving through our region.

I thought this was improving a few weeks ago at Happy, as I stopped and got a much younger provider (Coco, I think). Service was quite good, but it seems she was only there a matter of days.

Make no mistake Sandy & Mikki are famous for their skills, and I love their service.

It would just be nice to have a younger selection of talent from time to time, IMHO.

Play safe.

So I went over the weekend, the other mama is back. It feels weird when she is there, for some reason. The vibe is just off.

[QUOTE=Ouliksak;3884399]So I went over the weekend, the other mama is back. It feels weird when she is there, for some reason. The vibe is just off.[/QUOTE]Hey Oulik, I feel same. Uncomfortable, weird, & very unfriendly. Interestingly enough though, I discussed this phenomenon w / Sandy & she said that although that Mama is different to clients, that the girls know that. Additionally Sandy said that it's partially explained by the way that Mama feels- in & out of a sickness apparently. However the girls prefer her, bcuz as Sandy said- "that Mama takes better care of them! That's her job. " (support, cooking, cleaning, etc). I found that interesting & made me feel a little less put off by her. Food for thought guys! Be well & happy at Happy- LOL. JJ.

Anyone know of anyone here in Creek. To get a body slide massage? Reveiw or a provider. PM me if need be. Anyone?

[QUOTE=PickBoy64;3878847]Twisted,

I have just always thought with our proximity to Detroit & Chicago that we should have some younger talent moving through our region.
[/QUOTE]Yeah, given the fact that we have something of an I-94 corridor of AMPs, and others not far off the path, you would indeed think that. And also strange about Chicago. Has to be one of the lowest-ranked big cities in the country as far as AMPs go.

So I went to see Sandy at Happy the other day, after a great week in Philly where I sampled their talent.

As always Sandy was happy to see me, and provided a superior level of service. I just wish she was 20 years younger, with the same skills. She's in great shape for her age, but the mileage is starting to show.

He other girl at Happy looked to be at least 60, no joke, don't know her name.

Regardless, I need to just enjoy what we have here & stop comparing to Philly (until my next trip).

Play safe.