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[QUOTE=Bubba261]I think he was actually talking about dried up old women:

oldlatinaswhotravelwithgrease.com[/QUOTE]

Honestly Gents, it worked just the other day!

[QUOTE=Jaysun1969]That website says its a broken link maybe you typed it wrong?[/QUOTE]

Probably forgot or didn't know to replace "dot" with"." The copy and paste will get them everytime.....

[QUOTE=Ctguy103]Yes, she isn't a pro and she has more expenses then she does income. She enjoys sex and was looking for a couple of decent guys who have income and also like sex.

I thought the opportunity to have access to an actually sweet girl who doesn't have a million addictions who could help meet your needs would be a GOOD thing. I guess I'm in the minority who would rather have a simple long term relationship without all the nonsense and bullshit of the pros and thieves who are just looking to rip you off.

Sorry if I wasted your time by relaying her message.

'Sniff' away if it doesn't work out she isn't going to lose any sleep, it was just a win-win situation for a couple of lucky guys.[/QUOTE]

Good luck with that Pimp Daddy Junior.....I hope it works out for both of you.

[QUOTE=When In Vegas]LoL. jaysun....come on now...u can't be serious. He even misspelled Grecce.[/QUOTE]When, A spelling class this is not, for sure.

You spelled it wrong to! GREECE that is how it is spelled, just in case someone should ask.

Here are some pics of a friend that I met earlier. She's a bit shy, so won't share digits

[QUOTE=Whenwhen]Here are some pics of a friend that I met earlier. She's a bit shy, so won't share digits[/QUOTE]

Thanks for sharing pictures, enjoyed them.

[QUOTE=Rickyb58]When, A spelling class this is not, for sure.

You spelled it wrong to! GREECE that is how it is spelled, just in case someone should ask.[/QUOTE]

You're speling is preaty bad, two!

WhenWhen, way to score. Picture 30 is HOT

[QUOTE=Whenwhen]Here are some pics of a friend that I met earlier. She's a bit shy, so won't share digits[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jaysun1969]That website says its a broken link maybe you typed it wrong?[/QUOTE]

Probably, if the word "greese' was spelled 'greece' (note C instead of S, for the country).. Unless that was the intent of the poster, then is should be spelled 'grease' (as in lube).. Buyer Beware of the cheap stuff.

spinner with the killer ass

five of her - hope you like them; some guys like the thick asses; I like the small but still round ones. Notice the wet mark. I got a little carried away.

for those of you who like 'em a little thicker, I met this sister when I was in Florida in February. I went to a Tampa strip clunb and arranged some takeout. Saw her two nights in a row. She was pretty cool - damage more than I usually pay (150), but she was worth it at the time (she gave me a little discount the second night, though, and I got a cheper hotel). Name? Who cares - it was fake anyway.

You bring new meaning to a "white boy" in pic #3!!!!
That dick looks like it spent its entire life in someone's pussy and never got a tan!
LOL

And save me from myself.

With apologies to John Sebastian, I submit the following:

So I'm in the city today, freezing my ass off and decide I'll get a little itch on the way home. As I hit 95, I call my new favorite, whose digits I've procured.

"Honey, my condition, you come tomorrow.", says Girl "B" from a previous report.

Okay. Who knows how many drunken yo-yos armed with whatever variety of perversion you had to service last night. Your English lesson can wait.

As I boogie by her city of employment my groin starts to twitch and I figure, "WTF? I'll call a place a friend of mine and I did some work for last summer.

I call and ask for the owner, "She's not here, honey." Okay, I'm going anyway.

I pull into the place, ring the bell and a woman who I peg as the ajima answers the door. She's dressed in a grey sweatsuit, has a nice, broad face and a pleasant smile. She's got some neck wrinkles but nothing too unsightly. Why do I care? She's not the one I'm going to nail, right?

Attention to detail, boys.

She leads me to the room and I say, "You have a nice girl for me?" She says, "Me!" My crank twitches, and it says to me, "Why the fuck not?"

I tell her, "Okay, you're cute, what's your name?" We trade names and I let her know I've been freezing my ass off all morning. She turns on the infamous, gigantic Korean heat lamp and aims it at the table. Ahhhhhhhh.

She leaves, I strip and warm my aching joint(s).

When she comes back, she's dressed in a one-piece, flowered mini-dress thing and plaid rubber boots. This fashion "don't" cracks me up. I touch the dress, touch the boots and say, "Your fashion sense is horrendous." She chuckles, takes my hand and after I drain my vein, leads me to the shower room.

She knows I'm cold and has the water set to "scald the Caucasian". Very relaxing. Standard table shower is given, complete with the requisite question,"Been here before, honey?" "Yeah." "What girl?" I rattle off a couple of names.

Back to the room. I'm in the mood to get right to it because this MILF is looking pretty good: nice face, great legs and small but okay boobs, but she wants to rub me down a little. "Okay, don't work too hard." My standard line.

She goes pretty light and I'm ready to ask her to beat the shit out of me just to see if she can do it but I decided to just lie there and relax. We're making small talk: Where do you live, you married, what do you do, been to Korea (I have to learn to shut my mouth) etc.

Then I hear her take off her skirt and she starts running her nipples, which felt incredibly rubbery, and her hair across my back. Nice. She follows this up with some mild ass-play and I'm ready to go. She taps me on the tush, I flip and I see she has her skirt around her waist. (I know what you're hiding, sweetheart. It's okay.) I keep this thought to myself.

Covering her mouth, she kneels between my legs and slips the cover on orally. A decent CBJ ensues with just the right amount of a little bit of tooth action. Not bad. Some eye contact is made and we smile at each other.

She climbs aboard after a bit and gets at it. "Whoa, slow down baby, relax." I actually say this. She stops and pulls a move I fucking love: she surrounds my face with her hair. All I see is her cute face and her hair, which is cascading around my head. Damn, I dig these women.

Anyway, she gets into it again, wraps an arm around my back, sits us up and while we're still engaged, moves to her back with me on top. She wraps her arms around me and starts moving like she's got me in an alligator death roll without the roll aspect. We're fucking like crazy, her head is jerking side to side and I figure I'd better stop or I'm gonna bust a premature nut.

I stop completely and say, "Look, baby, I know you want to finish your drama, eat and go back to sleep but I'm having a good time. Take it easy."

She hits me and says, "I want one more come." I say, "You came?" "Yes, really." Okay, like I give a fuck. She wraps me in her arms, real close-like, kisses me and starts going nuts again. This shit is too much. She squeezes her legs together with mine outside of hers, kind of a reverse-missionary deal with me on top. I can't take too much of this so I roll us onto our sides so I can feel her ass while we go at it. Sweet.

It's getting so I'm getting ready to lose my load. I get her into K-9 and hammer her until it's all over. She, however, will have none of this and keeps moving back and forth and side to side until, even with the cover on, I can't take it anymore.

I pull out and have to hit the rack: I'm spent. I'm so out of it I forget to do the right thing and take the rubber off. She removes it, pulling and squeezing my schlong all the while. My cock is so sensitive she's practically got me screaming.

I'm ready to take a nap at this point. She leaves and comes back with a hot towel. I'm liking this broad and I ask her, "One more come?" She says, "You?" "Yeah." She says, "No, no good, you too tired." "Naw, give it a try."

Baby oil comes out and she starts stroking away. She's working pretty hard and although I'm getting ready to blast, I see she's pretty well spent so I gently grab her wrists and tell her to stop. It's cool, I want to save this one's essence.

She goes and gets a couple more hot towels, wipes me off and we shoot the shit some more. Her English is pretty good; she's been here a while. She hugged me big time before we left the room, we walked with our arms around each other to the door where she hugged me hard some more, burying her face in my chest.

Next visit will concentrate on getting her to overcome her self-consciousness about her Caesarian section scar. I've seen a lot worse, sugar.

As always, trusted brothers can PM for location and provider. Just don't let this one tie your boots. She insisted and I almost killed myself tripping over a loose lace in the produce section of my local grocery store.

The question now is: what do I do about Girl "B" who I'm scheduled to deliver to Queens (not Flushing, thank God) on her next vacation. Too many irons in the fire will surely burn my sorry ass.

Like I said above: darling be home soon.

I didn't get much sun in Florida!


[QUOTE=DropFrame]You bring new meaning to a "white boy" in pic #3!!!!
That dick looks like it spent its entire life in someone's pussy and never got a tan!
LOL[/QUOTE]