Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Skonsk]Tried the HAIKU spa - i knew better - but -

Cute girl YUKI shorts and tank top.

Started talking - she asked me where I live - so then I asked her where she lives - she said chinatown. Asked if I had ever been there. I said yes, I go for massages there.

She made it clear that she worked at this more expensive place (.95)
because they had a higher class of customer. She allowed minimal touching of her leg
but not much - I think she got tired of fighting me off.

I guess I really belong in the lower class


On the flip she covered me - I uncovered - she covered - and finally I gave up. She made it clear that I should go to chinatown if I wanted that and that was why she worked here so she didnt have to do it. She said that she had a friend that worked at B&B so she knew what went on.

Good massage - so good looking and coming so close - drove me nuts[/QUOTE]

Skonsk,

Judging by their ads and the lack of reports on them, I'd say that they're probably legit. They seem to be following in the footsteps of Megi's and Elle. Their ads are just suggestive enough to make you think that something's going on. Once you go, you'll probably end up with blue balls.

[QUOTE=Skonsk]Tried the HAIKU spa. I knew better. But.

Cute girl YUKI shorts and tank top.

Started talking. She asked me where I live. So then I asked her where she lives. She said chinatown. Asked if I had ever been there. I said yes, I go for massages there.

She made it clear that she worked at this more expensive place (. 95) because they had a higher class of customer. She allowed minimal touching of her leg but not much. I think she got tired of fighting me off.

I guess I really belong in the lower class

On the flip she covered me. I uncovered. She covered. And finally I gave up. She made it clear that I should go to chinatown if I wanted that and that was why she worked here so she didn't have to do it. She said that she had a friend that worked at be&be so she knew what went on.

Good massage. So good looking and coming so close. Drove me nuts[/QUOTE]Chinatown is better. Be and be is decent. Havent tried the others.

About a month ago, I was in one of those Mexican bakery shops near Pilsen when i ran into Samantha from AJ Salon. It was one of those awkward, "I know you from someplace...." moments. Then I remembered who she was and where she was from. We ended up talking for a few minutes outside the store and she told me about some new girls at AJ. I thought, ah what the hell, I havent been there in awhile.

So I have been there 3 times in the last month and tried out a different girl each time. Josalyn, Cici, and today, Vanessa. All 3 are Mexican, cute, a little pudgy but not overly fat (like some of the girls who worked there in the past), and are very accomidating. Josalyn espcially like to dress very provactivly.
I thnk all 3 have had kids, so they arenot 18 yo hardbodies. Vanessa is cute and reminds me of someone who used to work there.

I park across the street in the shopping mall parking lot with no problems.

[QUOTE=Firrehs]Ha ah, no you can't stop posting all the good stuff, I'm really getting a lot out of this site. Very useful information to me.

Firrehs[/QUOTE]

Then return the favor and report where you have been.

Correction - not all have credible posts.

Case and point -

Gogogo - 1
Alterxxx - 1
Teabagplain - 4
And #2116 has a whooping 15 posts. So if you helped this particular one on the board, you also told the others. Why not share with a PM?

I'm sure other seasoned members agree with me about not giving out info to folks who have 'NOT' contributed. How do I know? Read a few posts down - see Stern's and another guys post. Plus I've gotten PMs from members about the same subject.

I'm sure you don't need me telling you, it was a reminder.

I did a little search myself and I've seen some of your posts telling others what not to post. Now it comes back to you and you don't like it.
So take you own advice.

Like I posted before, if the shit continues I will stop posting quality info.
I'll just open a new screen name and ask a bunch of stupid questions instead of reading, learning and contributing.



[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Relax. The guy's had credible posts in the past. I gave him some very basic information. I didn't give away the store.

I've been doing this a long time and I've posted here and on other boards plenty over the years. I don't need you telling me who to help and who not to help.[/QUOTE]

She advertises in CL, the Reader and also on New City. The address is 1234 S. Michigan Ave, Chicago .... and states that her Ukrainian Massage is something that needs to be experienced. Well, I did try and ...

The massage is nothing special, not as good as a good Swedish Massage, nowhere close to deep tissue or reflexology or shiatsu. Total waste of $85. She is also in her 50s, and not attractive.

Oh, yes. HJ is available for another $50 .... and she did not have change for my C-Note when I paid the $85 fee.

Thanks for TOFTT. I've been seeing her ads in CL and in the Reader and was just about to schedule an appointment. You saved me some time and money.

[QUOTE=genuis8]She advertises in CL, the Reader and also on New City. The address is 1234 S. Michigan Ave, Chicago .... and states that her Ukrainian Massage is something that needs to be experienced. Well, I did try and ...

The massage is nothing special, not as good as a good Swedish Massage, nowhere close to deep tissue or reflexology or shiatsu. Total waste of $85. She is also in her 50s, and not attractive.

Oh, yes. HJ is available for another $50 .... and she did not have change for my C-Note when I paid the $85 fee.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to a spa at this location on Irving Park that is currently advertising in the Reader? It just reads, "Body and' Soul Spa, steam / dry sauna. Asian massage. Open 9 am. 10 pm accepting Visa and Mastercard. " Somehow this one's not been on my radar. Then again, I'm not in this area very often, but wouldn't mind making the trip and checking it out if nobody else has yet.

[QUOTE=Donnie D2]Correction - not all have credible posts.

Case and point -

Gogogo - 1
Alterxxx - 1
Teabagplain - 4
And #2116 has a whooping 15 posts. So if you helped this particular one on the board, you also told the others. Why not share with a PM?

I'm sure other seasoned members agree with me about not giving out info to folks who have 'NOT' contributed. How do I know? Read a few posts down - see Stern's and another guys post. Plus I've gotten PMs from members about the same subject.

I'm sure you don't need me telling you, it was a reminder.

I did a little search myself and I've seen some of your posts telling others what not to post. Now it comes back to you and you don't like it.
So take you own advice.

Like I posted before, if the shit continues I will stop posting quality info.
I'll just open a new screen name and ask a bunch of stupid questions instead of reading, learning and contributing.[/QUOTE]

The purpose of this board is to share information. That's what I do. Sometimes my posts are unsolicited, and sometimes they're in response to a question. If a "newbie" asks a question, I usually won't give out any more than some basic information. They'll still need to do some footwork themselves. Since I haven't violated any of Jackson's posting guidelines, I'll continue to do so.

If I have ever had "posts telling others what not to post," it's because someone was violating Jackson's posting guidelines. I'd rather that we take care of things ourselves as grown men instead of getting Jackson involved.

And if, as you stated, "I'll just open a new screen name and ask a bunch of stupid questions instead of reading, learning and contributing," you would be violating Jackson's guidelines. It's his board, and I am grateful that he has given it to us to use, free of charge. And like most of the other members, I'll continue to respect his guidelines as I am well aware that I am only a guest here.

[QUOTE=genuis8]She advertises in CL, the Reader and also on New City. The address is 1234 S. Michigan Ave, Chicago .... and states that her Ukrainian Massage is something that needs to be experienced. Well, I did try and ...

The massage is nothing special, not as good as a good Swedish Massage, nowhere close to deep tissue or reflexology or shiatsu. Total waste of $85. She is also in her 50s, and not attractive.

Oh, yes. HJ is available for another $50 .... and she did not have change for my C-Note when I paid the $85 fee.[/QUOTE]

I saw her about 3 years ago i may have written a report then - she was old and ugly then - no touching -
and really really strange

I thought I would try Senina and get someone different.

I got Vivian. Things started good - but soon I got the "I touch you - you no touch me" lecture.

I got that same lecture last time I was at Senina in April from Lisa.

Hi all,

This is my first post but I wanted to contribute. Went to victorias spa on lawrence. Nice asian staff, girl was kinda pretty. Went with the hour with table shower. Shower was ok, she used a brush type thing instead of her hand. Massage was good not great. When the flip came she was a little coy. We came to an agreement and had a good hand shake on it. The shake was a bit light on the touch but it took as long as it did. I would go bask. She was very nice.

Has anyone ever been to m2 spa on kedsie? I was there a while ago but the staff has changed to all american, and the prices have gone up. anyone ever been?

I was referring to one of your posts and you certainly snapped quick when I posted about giving those mentioned too much info when they haven't contributed. Next time chill and don't take it personal with a response like, "I don't need you telling me who to help and who not to help".
Perhaps you did not violate any rules. Not MY place even if you did.
My concern is someone screwing up a good place (that I may have posted about). Having said that, in the rare case someone does violate any rules, let Admin deal with it. Thats not your place to chime in either - as you have done before.

As for info sharing - I know all about sharing info. A quick review of my posts shows it. I've even given you some info in the past.
However, I don't care to give out info to those who haven't taked the time to read the thread or contribute. That was my point.


[QUOTE=Chi Guy].....Sometimes my posts are unsolicited, and sometimes they're in response to a question. If a "newbie" asks a question, I usually won't give out any more than some basic information. They'll still need to do some footwork themselves. Since I haven't violated any of Jackson's posting guidelines, I'll continue to do so.

If I have ever had "posts telling others what not to post," it's because someone was violating Jackson's posting guidelines. I'd rather that we take care of things ourselves as grown men instead of getting Jackson involved.....[/QUOTE]

There is a place advertising on craigslist near the corner of Ashland and Division.

Has anyone been there?