The Woodshed

[QUOTE=CantB1;2605134]Naw breh. She used to look hot. She went downhill fast. Last time I saw her she was tweekin sitting in my passenger seat. She was moving like a breakdancer in slow mo'! I asked if she was ok and she was speaking "klingon" (Star Trek).

I had to politely decline to partake. She about started to cry. Saying "But you know me, I'm Jersey" and got out and slammed my car door. I felt bad but I was going to "bust a move" with her. LOL.[/QUOTE][URL]http://i.giphy.com/O5NyCibf93upy.gif[/URL]

[QUOTE=Smokie1201;2605014]You have mail![/QUOTE]Between my fans passing my number around and the ad I posted in the USA classified sextion (LOL, puns are dumb but I can't help myself), my mailbox is always full. But yall like to tease me by ACTING like yall are going to give up the the when yall write, then never call, text, or show up.

[QUOTE=CurvyJade;2605307]Between my fans passing my number around and the ad I posted in the USA classified sextion (LOL, puns are dumb but I can't help myself), my mailbox is always full. But yall like to tease me by ACTING like yall are going to give up the the when yall write, then never call, text, or show up.[/QUOTE]I been deep in this hobby for the past year. I have made quite a few friends of providers. They all say the same thing. Too many mongers be living in the moment after reading a review or seeing an ad they like. Ask for digits then never go through with the dream. Or just want to be text buddies asking for personal info and pics. That's when I realized why I would see a lot of BP ads that said "call me when you are ready to see me" and "no appointments" because plenty of mongers for different reasons legit or not, never made good on the visit. Which then become reasons for double booking as a way of playing the money odds.

As for Jade. I applaud her on becoming a Forum Advertiser. I thinks she learned some time ago that this forum could make or break your reputation. Or at could cost you some woulda been bucks. Also a good way of dealing directly and discreetly with potential clients.

I have seen Ms Jade plenty of times. Hell I used to drive PH with her number one on my list. So to the mongers "on the fence " about seeing her. I say get off the fence and put her on the pole.

CB1.

And I approve this message. LOL my bad Pipe10 you been MIA lately breh.

[QUOTE=CurvyJade;2605307]Between my fans passing my number around and the ad I posted in the USA classified sextion (LOL, puns are dumb but I can't help myself), my mailbox is always full. But yall like to tease me by ACTING like yall are going to give up the the when yall write, then never call, text, or show up.[/QUOTE]That's predictable from this bunch of blow-hards.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2605623]I been deep in this hobby for the past year. I have made quite a few friends of providers. They all say the same thing. Too many mongers be living in the moment after reading a review or seeing an ad they like. Ask for digits then never go through with the dream. Or just want to be text buddies asking for personal info and pics. That's when I realized why I would see a lot of BP ads that said "call me when you are ready to see me" and "no appointments" because plenty of mongers for different reasons legit or not, never made good on the visit. Which then become reasons for double booking as a way of playing the money odds.

As for Jade. I applaud her on becoming a Forum Advertiser. I thinks she learned some time ago that this forum could make or break your reputation. Or at could cost you some woulda been bucks. Also a good way of dealing directly and discreetly with potential clients.

I have seen Ms Jade plenty of times. Hell I used to drive PH with her number one on my list. So to the mongers "on the fence " about seeing her. I say get off the fence and put her on the pole.

CB1.

And I approve this message. LOL my bad Pipe10 you been MIA lately breh.[/QUOTE]I will definitely be checking her out.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2605623]I been deep in this hobby for the past year. I have made quite a few friends of providers. They all say the same thing. Too many mongers be living in the moment after reading a review or seeing an ad they like. Ask for digits then never go through with the dream. Or just want to be text buddies asking for personal info and pics. That's when I realized why I would see a lot of BP ads that said "call me when you are ready to see me" and "no appointments" because plenty of mongers for different reasons legit or not, never made good on the visit. Which then become reasons for double booking as a way of playing the money odds.

As for Jade. I applaud her on becoming a Forum Advertiser. I thinks she learned some time ago that this forum could make or break your reputation. Or at could cost you some woulda been bucks. Also a good way of dealing directly and discreetly with potential clients.

I have seen Ms Jade plenty of times. Hell I used to drive PH with her number one on my list. So to the mongers "on the fence " about seeing her. I say get off the fence and put her on the pole.

CB1.

And I approve this message. LOL my bad Pipe10 you been MIA lately breh.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the report, why&are!

[QUOTE=ThePreacher;2604027]I actually love doing it in my personal life. (They had to ban me from eating pussy all night!) And I've been known to finish a GF or two off with my mouth if I couldn't last long enough while fucking her. (Hey, sometimes the shit is so good you just can't help it. No shame in my game!) But I just can't bring myself to do it on someone who has high traffic. If I can't stick my dick in it raw, why would I use my mouth on it? I applaud you guys who have the balls to be able to override that logic though.[/QUOTE]Amen to that.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2606401]Thank you for the report, why&are![/QUOTE]Got something to say about my report. Then say it Bass master!

If you think I remind you of YR then thanks. You ain't hurt my feelings. Matter of fact! Others my respect the fact that you been in this hobby with 50 years of intel. Let them speak up too. I still got just as much credibility as you if not more and I been doing this regularly for only a year.

CB1.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet got jokes yall.

[QUOTE=Trooper400;2603553]Was scrolling through the photos and came across this little lady. Would love to have a dream of her.[/QUOTE]Great skills. Usually on phillips. She is does get really wet. Take a towel.

Ldw.

[QUOTE=Ldwldwldw;2606678]Great skills. Usually on phillips. She is does get really wet. Take a towel.

Ldw.[/QUOTE]Hold up! If you want to see her (Jersey) then your going to have to wait about 18 months.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2606497]Got something to say about my report. Then say it Bass master!

If you think I remind you of YR then thanks. You ain't hurt my feelings. Matter of fact! Others my respect the fact that you been in this hobby with 50 years of intel. Let them speak up too. I still got just as much credibility as you if not more and I been doing this regularly for only a year.

CB1.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet got jokes yall.[/QUOTE]I'm you now! LOL. Man, can he be that ignorant! LOL.

I'm definitely going to see CurvyJade soon, tried to see her this past weekend but some things came out.

Will be trying again this week.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2606497]Got something to say about my report. Then say it Bass master!

If you think I remind you of YR then thanks. You ain't hurt my feelings. Matter of fact! Others my respect the fact that you been in this hobby with 50 years of intel. Let them speak up too. I still got just as much credibility as you if not more and I been doing this regularly for only a year.

CB1.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet got jokes yall.[/QUOTE]Naw, I know you guys are two different mongers, but you are definitely two peas in a pod. Talk awful lot alike. But nothing wrong with that. Monger on!

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2607713]Naw, I know you guys are two different mongers, but you are definitely two peas in a pod. Talk awful lot alike. But nothing wrong with that. Monger on![/QUOTE]You're just an arrogant clown! I guess ain't nothing wrong with that either! Now you monger on coward hiding behind his little computer! LOL.

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2608078]You're just an arrogant clown! I guess ain't nothing wrong with that either! Now you monger on coward hiding behind his little computer! LOL.[/QUOTE]No one is hiding here, dick nose. Just occasionally pointing out the obvious. And talk about behind your computer! You spend more time than half the people on this board combined!