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[QUOTE=BBLove;3393144]So I had a little free time last week and I posted a craigslist ad offering no reciprocation cunnilingus - (Story of the Week) - The question that I have is, is this common with young girls now? Talking filthy, shoving asses in mouths and such?[/QUOTE]You know you're at an advanced level of mongering when you're rubbing your face with vinegar chips in a Racetrac bathroom!

My answer: yes, young girls are matching guys in nastiness these days: I'm astonished at some of the things the 18-20 set are into, and it's absolutely that they've never lived in a porn-free world. And let's face it: any 7 year old with an internet connection is going to "stumble upon" at LEAST nudity, if not full-on fucking.

(BTW: get a health club membership, and you'll always have a reason to arrive home freshly showered and smelling like someone else's soap.).

O.

I've been in the situation where I can get the smell of pussy off me no matter what I do. One time it was so bad I actually faked a flat tire so I would come back home all messy shirt all messed up with road grime soot and grease all over my hands super sweaty so all the clothes that I was wearing had to be trashed and I went straight to the shower.

[QUOTE=BBLove;3393144]So I had a little free time last week and I posted a craigslist ad offering no reciprocation cunnilingus. I used to run that ad back in 07-08 and had good luck picking up utr's. A lot of girls don't get eaten right and they like being able to lay back and get pleasured without having to worry about satisfying their partner. I have had good luck in the past turning these girls into F buddies. Anyway I ran the ad again and and got one promising hit by a 21 year old KSU student. She responded with her real email address and phone number and everything checked out.

So I arrive at a nice gated apartment complex of Busbee in Kennesaw and she greeted me in lingerie and high heels. She was a little thick, nice boobs, a little tummy and a big ass. Probably 5'5 150 lbs. Anyway we sit on her leather couch and she started a little small talk, are you married (lie) how old are you (lie by 10+ years) you know, the normal stuff. Then I asked if she does this often, she replied "no, never" (probably a lie) then she said, "I was just feeling like laying back and having my clit pampered for an hour or more. " WTF does Parrot have a little sister? I've been messing with chicks for over 20 years and haven't been talked to like that at first meet. So I said "cool, that's what in here for. ".

She laid back and I started kissing her cleveage, slid her lingerie to the side and caressed and licked her breasts and nipples. After about a minute she puts her hands on my head and starts pushing me down. Ok she's horny, that's cool. So I kiss down her belly to her navel and linger for a minute or two then she grabs my head and pushes me down to her clit. What evs, not much build up but it's cool.

So I start licking and sucking her clit, taking little breaks to dip down and part her lips and flick my tongue in her very wet musky pussy. She's making a wet mess of my face and the collar of my shirt and her sofa, then she grabs the back of my head and pushes me down while lifting off the couch and says "eat them groceries. " What the fuck, I have never had some chick shove her asshole in my mouth before, I mean if I want to toss some salad sometimes I will if she's hot, but this chick just shoved her butthole in my mouth. Oh well that's what I signed up for I guess. So I eat her ass and make my way back up to her pussy. Then she says, "spit on it, smack it. " Now I'm really like what the hell. These young chicks must be growing up watching bang bros porn or some shit. So I spit on it and start smacking her clit and eating her ass. I eventually make my way back up to her clit and suck on it while fingering her ass and pussy and she starts to cum, let's out a moan and I feel her orgasm clenching down on my fingers. Then her hands came down and pushed me back and she pulled back so my fingers are out of her. To cool down and head for round two I moved down from her clit and started kissing her lips and licking her juices, then she said my name, I looked up at her and she started putting her panties on. I got up, messed up hair, wet shirt, face like a glazed donut. And she just said, I'll text you. I took that as my cue to leave. I walked down the stairs to my car still pondering what the hell just happened.

I headed to a Walmart, bought another shirt, changed in the bathroom and I still smelled like pussy. I headed to a Raceway with a single occupant bathroom, took my new shirt off, and washed my face and chest with nasty sink soap. I squirted my mouth full of that nasty soap and swirled it around, and rinsed my hair. It helped but I felt like I still smelled like her ass and pussy. I got some smelly sea salt and vinegar chips and rubbed them all over my face and chewed them until my breath was super vinegary. When I got home I had to make an excuse to shower immediately. Anyway, maybe I'm done with this approach to finding new ute pussy. The question that I have is, is this common with young girls now? Talking filthy, shoving asses in mouths and such?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BBLove;3393144]So I had a little free time last week and I posted a craigslist ad offering no reciprocation cunnilingus. I used to run that ad back in 07-08 and had good luck picking up utr's. A lot of girls don't get eaten right and they like being able to lay back and get pleasured without having to worry about satisfying their partner. I have had good luck in the past turning these girls into F buddies. Anyway I ran the ad again and and got one promising hit by a 21 year old KSU student. She responded with her real email address and phone number and everything checked out.

So I arrive at a nice gated apartment complex of Busbee in Kennesaw and she greeted me in lingerie and high heels. She was a little thick, nice boobs, a little tummy and a big ass. Probably 5'5 150 lbs. Anyway we sit on her leather couch and she started a little small talk, are you married (lie) how old are you (lie by 10+ years) you know, the normal stuff. Then I asked if she does this often, she replied "no, never" (probably a lie) then she said, "I was just feeling like laying back and having my clit pampered for an hour or more. " WTF does Parrot have a little sister? I've been messing with chicks for over 20 years and haven't been talked to like that at first meet. So I said "cool, that's what in here for. ".

She laid back and I started kissing her cleveage, slid her lingerie to the side and caressed and licked her breasts and nipples. After about a minute she puts her hands on my head and starts pushing me down. Ok she's horny, that's cool. So I kiss down her belly to her navel and linger for a minute or two then she grabs my head and pushes me down to her clit. What evs, not much build up but it's cool.

So I start licking and sucking her clit, taking little breaks to dip down and part her lips and flick my tongue in her very wet musky pussy. She's making a wet mess of my face and the collar of my shirt and her sofa, then she grabs the back of my head and pushes me down while lifting off the couch and says "eat them groceries. " What the fuck, I have never had some chick shove her asshole in my mouth before, I mean if I want to toss some salad sometimes I will if she's hot, but this chick just shoved her butthole in my mouth. Oh well that's what I signed up for I guess. So I eat her ass and make my way back up to her pussy. Then she says, "spit on it, smack it. " Now I'm really like what the hell. These young chicks must be growing up watching bang bros porn or some shit. So I spit on it and start smacking her clit and eating her ass. I eventually make my way back up to her clit and suck on it while fingering her ass and pussy and she starts to cum, let's out a moan and I feel her orgasm clenching down on my fingers. Then her hands came down and pushed me back and she pulled back so my fingers are out of her. To cool down and head for round two I moved down from her clit and started kissing her lips and licking her juices, then she said my name, I looked up at her and she started putting her panties on. I got up, messed up hair, wet shirt, face like a glazed donut. And she just said, I'll text you. I took that as my cue to leave. I walked down the stairs to my car still pondering what the hell just happened.

I headed to a Walmart, bought another shirt, changed in the bathroom and I still smelled like pussy. I headed to a Raceway with a single occupant bathroom, took my new shirt off, and washed my face and chest with nasty sink soap. I squirted my mouth full of that nasty soap and swirled it around, and rinsed my hair. It helped but I felt like I still smelled like her ass and pussy. I got some smelly sea salt and vinegar chips and rubbed them all over my face and chewed them until my breath was super vinegary. When I got home I had to make an excuse to shower immediately. Anyway, maybe I'm done with this approach to finding new ute pussy. The question that I have is, is this common with young girls now? Talking filthy, shoving asses in mouths and such?[/QUOTE]This is how these women must feel after a session. Used and abused. BTW, what race was the girl?

[QUOTE=BBLove;3393144]So I had a little free time last week and I posted a craigslist ad offering no reciprocation cunnilingus. I used to run that ad back in 07-08 and had good luck picking up utr's. A lot of girls don't get eaten right and they like being able to lay back and get pleasured without having to worry about satisfying their partner. I have had good luck in the past turning these girls into F buddies. Anyway I ran the ad again and and got one promising hit by a 21 year old KSU student. She responded with her real email address and phone number and everything checked out.

So I arrive at a nice gated apartment complex of Busbee in Kennesaw and she greeted me in lingerie and high heels. She was a little thick, nice boobs, a little tummy and a big ass. Probably 5'5 150 lbs. Anyway we sit on her leather couch and she started a little small talk, are you married (lie) how old are you (lie by 10+ years) you know, the normal stuff. Then I asked if she does this often, she replied "no, never" (probably a lie) then she said, "I was just feeling like laying back and having my clit pampered for an hour or more. " WTF does Parrot have a little sister? I've been messing with chicks for over 20 years and haven't been talked to like that at first meet. So I said "cool, that's what in here for. ".

She laid back and I started kissing her cleveage, slid her lingerie to the side and caressed and licked her breasts and nipples. After about a minute she puts her hands on my head and starts pushing me down. Ok she's horny, that's cool. So I kiss down her belly to her navel and linger for a minute or two then she grabs my head and pushes me down to her clit. What evs, not much build up but it's cool.

So I start licking and sucking her clit, taking little breaks to dip down and part her lips and flick my tongue in her very wet musky pussy. She's making a wet mess of my face and the collar of my shirt and her sofa, then she grabs the back of my head and pushes me down while lifting off the couch and says "eat them groceries. " What the fuck, I have never had some chick shove her asshole in my mouth before, I mean if I want to toss some salad sometimes I will if she's hot, but this chick just shoved her butthole in my mouth. Oh well that's what I signed up for I guess. So I eat her ass and make my way back up to her pussy. Then she says, "spit on it, smack it. " Now I'm really like what the hell. These young chicks must be growing up watching bang bros porn or some shit. So I spit on it and start smacking her clit and eating her ass. I eventually make my way back up to her clit and suck on it while fingering her ass and pussy and she starts to cum, let's out a moan and I feel her orgasm clenching down on my fingers. Then her hands came down and pushed me back and she pulled back so my fingers are out of her. To cool down and head for round two I moved down from her clit and started kissing her lips and licking her juices, then she said my name, I looked up at her and she started putting her panties on. I got up, messed up hair, wet shirt, face like a glazed donut. And she just said, I'll text you. I took that as my cue to leave. I walked down the stairs to my car still pondering what the hell just happened.

I headed to a Walmart, bought another shirt, changed in the bathroom and I still smelled like pussy. I headed to a Raceway with a single occupant bathroom, took my new shirt off, and washed my face and chest with nasty sink soap. I squirted my mouth full of that nasty soap and swirled it around, and rinsed my hair. It helped but I felt like I still smelled like her ass and pussy. I got some smelly sea salt and vinegar chips and rubbed them all over my face and chewed them until my breath was super vinegary. When I got home I had to make an excuse to shower immediately. Anyway, maybe I'm done with this approach to finding new ute pussy. The question that I have is, is this common with young girls now? Talking filthy, shoving asses in mouths and such?[/QUOTE]Great read, especially the Racetrack parts, LMAO.

[QUOTE=PeteAppleSeed;3393251]I've been in the situation where I can get the smell of pussy off me no matter what I do. One time it was so bad I actually faked a flat tire so I would come back home all messy shirt all messed up with road grime soot and grease all over my hands super sweaty so all the clothes that I was wearing had to be trashed and I went straight to the shower.[/QUOTE]Wow this takes me back, I was seeing this hot little mexican girl when I was managing a winn dixie down in fl. She got a side job cleaning condos that are being shown for sale in a new development. She would start on one end and her mother on the other and they would meet in the middle. So I hadn't seen her in a few weeks but I meet her at her condo and just have my way with her and shoot a massive load on her tits and atomach I came pretty quick since I was all backed up. She asks me to eat her out so I dive in and get to licking she must have been paying with her tits and she was pulling my hair and moving that sweet pussy all over she cums hard by this time I'm hard again and start fucking her for riund 2 and by this time I've forgotten about shooting a load on her. I'm banging away and we both cum and I'm laying top. On her catching my breath. When we hear he mothet banging on the wall and yelling what's taking her so long. We both get dressed real quick I go out the back. Now by this time I realise I'm covered in both our cum. I've got a wife at home taking care of the kids so I stop for gas and purposely get gas on my clothes to try and cover up the sex smell. Good times.

[QUOTE=BBLove;3393144] I headed to a Raceway with a single occupant bathroom, took my new shirt off, and washed my face and chest with nasty sink soap. I squirted my mouth full of that nasty soap and swirled it around, and rinsed my hair.[/QUOTE]Gee, why not just get some mouthwash and breath mints instead of swirling that nasty soap?

I headed to a Walmart, bought another shirt, changed in the bathroom and I still smelled like pussy. I headed to a Raceway with a single occupant bathroom, took my new shirt off, and washed my face and chest with nasty sink soap. I squirted my mouth full of that nasty soap and swirled it around, and rinsed my hair. It helped but I felt like I still smelled like her ass and pussy. I got some smelly sea salt and vinegar chips and rubbed them all over my face and chewed them until my breath was super vinegary. When I got home I had to make an excuse to shower immediately. Anyway, maybe I'm done with this approach to finding new ute pussy. The question that I have is, is this common with young girls now? Talking filthy, shoving asses in mouths and such?



Was told by a guy a long time ago that had a mistress to hid the smell from his wife and works well for me, I stop at a gas station and put gas in my car. All you have to do it put a small amount on your hands or somewhere on you and you definitely smell like gas and it covers anything up. Even a small hint of it is enough to hide any odors or at least a great excuse to jump in the shower when Mama is around when you get home. It is common when I am riding my bikes and happens a lot, but well worth gallon for my car vs the consequences if the wife gets wind of it.

While on the topic of removal of vaginal odor (what a life! I submit that, in addition to a burner phone, a critical element of monger kit should be duplicates of home toiletries (this is for the married or SO-bound mongers, obviously.).

Years ago, when I used to frequent AMPs (during their heyday), while I appreciated the whole table shower thing, I didn't like the perfumed soaps they used (which pretty much broadcast "I just showered at a chick's place".) Same with the Brazilian places, if you use their stuff for the post-fuck shower.

So I started carrying duplicates of the soaps, toothpaste, etc. Used at home.

(This is good post-strip club too, though in that case you may need a change of clothes as well).

Another good (and healthy) alternative is a health club membership, where you can hit the showers on the way home. I mean, you DID exercise!

O.

[QUOTE=BBLove;3393144]. And she just said, I'll text you. I took that as my cue to leave. I walked down the stairs to my car still pondering what the hell just happened.

I headed to a Walmart, bought another shirt, changed in the bathroom and I still smelled like pussy. I headed to a Raceway with a single occupant bathroom, took my new shirt off, and washed my face and chest with nasty sink soap. I squirted my mouth full of that nasty soap and swirled it around, and rinsed my hair. It helped but I felt like I still smelled like her ass and pussy. I got some smelly sea salt and vinegar chips and rubbed them all over my face and chewed them until my breath was super vinegary. When I got home I had to make an excuse to shower immediately. Anyway, maybe I'm done with this approach to finding new ute pussy. The question that I have is, is this common with young girls now? Talking filthy, shoving asses in mouths and such?[/QUOTE]I really enjoyed reading that one. Such a refreshing POV. .

[QUOTE=DonHomes;3394169] Was told by a guy a long time ago that had a mistress to hid the smell from his wife and works well for me, I stop at a gas station and put gas in my car. All you have to do it put a small amount on your hands or somewhere on you and you definitely smell like gas and it covers anything up. Even a small hint of it is enough to hide any odors or at least a great excuse to jump in the shower when Mama is around when you get home. It is common when I am riding my bikes and happens a lot, but well worth gallon for my car vs the consequences if the wife gets wind of it.[/QUOTE]This. One way that GM used to assist its mongering customers was to install the gas tank filler tube on its cars at too much of a horizontal angle, I. E, out of the license plate door. At that angle, a gas pump auto shut off didn't work and I trashed more than one set of military boots / uniform pants. The bonus was that the resulting gas spill disguised the day's mongering activities and my ex was never the wiser. Never did an Oz-type cost / benefit analysis but it kept me out of trouble.

These Latina girls have a few different BP ads with different pictures an different wording but the same number. I've seen these ads for months. I have called a few times, usually as soon as I say hi, they hang up. Occasionally whoever answers says call back later and hangs up. They never respond to texts and when it goes to voice mail, they never return the calls. It just doesn't make sense to spend all that time advertising but never hooking up. I can understand caution, but they don't even give you a chance to f' up. I have called from different numbers, and even a legit phone just in case they have some kind of app or burner notification.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/latina-disponible-305-709-6691/57948428[/URL]

Disponible means available, but they are certainly not!

Any ideas or experience with these girls? The more the mystery, the more I want to find out (of course).

It appears as though they are 420 friendly (🔸por la Colita me gusta mas ) or they really like the Eagles :)

[QUOTE=MrHobbyist;3398951]These Latina girls have a few different BP ads with different pictures an different wording but the same number. I've seen these ads for months. I have called a few times, usually as soon as I say hi, they hang up. Occasionally whoever answers says call back later and hangs up. They never respond to texts and when it goes to voice mail, they never return the calls. It just doesn't make sense to spend all that time advertising but never hooking up. I can understand caution, but they don't even give you a chance to f' up. I have called from different numbers, and even a legit phone just in case they have some kind of app or burner notification.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/latina-disponible-305-709-6691/57948428[/URL]

Disponible means available, but they are certainly not!

Any ideas or experience with these girls? The more the mystery, the more I want to find out (of course).

It appears as though they are 420 friendly (🔸por la Colita me gusta mas ) or they really like the Eagles :)[/QUOTE]I'd guess they're racists and only want to deal w / Hispanics.

[QUOTE=AaronHamlet;3398991]I'd guess they're racists and only want to deal w / Hispanics.[/QUOTE]I don't think that necessarily makes them racists. It's their choice after all. Last time I checked this country was still free enough for an individual to associate with whomever they wish.

[QUOTE=HobbyMan51;3399011]I don't think that necessarily makes them racists. It's their choice after all. Last time I checked this country was still free enough for an individual to associate with whomever they wish.[/QUOTE]Ok, discriminatory, prejudice. Maybe you need to check again. Baker in ohio or somewhere didn't want to ake cake for gay couple. Baker was sued, lost case.

[QUOTE=AaronHamlet;3399066]Ok, discriminatory, prejudice. Maybe you need to check again. Baker in ohio or somewhere didn't want to ake cake for gay couple. Baker was sued, lost case.[/QUOTE]I have checked, Aaron, and in principle I agree with you. But everyone who chooses not to associate with another race or sexual creed is a racist. We have taken that concept too far in this country and we are going to destroy it in time by labeling everyone who doesn't agree with us a racist.