Massage Parlor Reports

Can confirm for both locations.

8622, def. Older also.

8620. Def. Dissapointed that no extras. Buuh.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2475011]Ventured into this previously reviewed AMP and TOFTT to recertify the results. Paid the house fee for an hour and taken back. Rooms clean with real doors, provider was pleasantly plump. Asked for deep massage and was deeply disappointed, barely a rub. On the uncovered flip, after a little oil to the torso and no negotiation, the HE was provided without neither fanfare, nor panache. Cleanup and gone in 50 minutes. Based on the bell tolls, think the rooms were backed-up with clients. Tip tendered at $40, will not repeat.

At least next door at 8620 the massage is top notch with Amanda, but no extras.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2495083]Bonsai, bet I was on the table went you arrived.

The facility is great, new tables, furniture, lights, music, doors, locks, back walking rig, and phenomenal table shower. My provider was Irene, a licensed therapist. She is a dream. From Taiwan, good English, tall, thin, attractive, maybe 26,very pleasant and an excellent masseuse. She used draping you find in legitimate salons all the way through. No hint of extras at the end of the massage. So, I opted to add the table shower at the end, just to find out the lay of the land. Everything was scrubbed and cleaned with attention to detail, but short of a HE. We were out of time, because another monger had an appointment after me. Towered off, help dress, as stated, she is a dream. Will repeat, worth the $55 and more for the experience so far. Tipped well to build goodwill.

JBmore.[/QUOTE]The place is fabillustrations. I went yesterday around 6 pm and she said come back in 45 minutes. Returned and opted for the table shower. Very thorough. She said her name is Ivy, and looked as described. Told me first time special is 55 and one hour is usually 70. Told her Kung Fun is 50 for hour. Hope she drops her price. Will return.

Went back today, started with excellent table shower to reestablish bona fides.

Massage great, uncovered on flip and offered self-service release. Declined.

My final report: Nice place for a legitimate massage.

JaeBmore, Where is the Seminary place? K.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2497422]Went back today, started with excellent table shower to reestablish bona fides.

Massage great, uncovered on flip and offered self-service release. Declined.

My final report: Nice place for a legitimate massage.[/QUOTE]

Pay day yesterday, so pocket was full of cash. Decided to try out the new place off the beltway. Greeted by young tall attractive spinner that actually speaks English. She was the only one there but says more girls are coming. Parking is discrete and hidden from the main road and if you are really paranoid, park at the shopping center and walk across the street. JaeBmore was right, everything is NEW, from towels to sheets (& they are real linen, not paper) to sofa to showers, and there are 2 custom round shower with rainfall head. Tried to negotiate extras with my self taught Rosetta Stone Chinese but did not get anywhere, maybe with repeated visits & generous tip can change the request. It took me 4 visits just to get to second base at the place on Joppa (now closed, next to the nursing home. See the old report if interested) Few girls go the whole distance the first time anymore, not until you become a regular. Since junior is not going to be happy, might as well opt for the full course of massage, hot stone, back walking and table shower. Massage was amazing, one of the best there is, especially with back walking. She says she is licensed and certified, I believed it. Most Asian girls are tiny and do not have much strength to really work the kinks out, but with the full weight of her body, the toes and heel work, that sure feels good. I don't think there is any current AMP offers that. Table shower is brand new and is a professional model with jet sprays from top and sides, not just a plastic sheet over a padded wood table with a hand held sprayer like other AMPs. Everywhere is being scrubbed down and I mean everywhere. You feel clean without getting cleaned out. This place is the Ritz, even you don't get what you (really) came for. Well worth the $55 house fee. Next time I will opt for the 90 min deluxe treatment.

It has been some time since I did aa review.

First place is a store front in Nottingham next to Dominos and a dry cleaner. Went in and she looked pretty good. Nice little mini skirt and dressed nice. Decent massage and she let mg hand wander. On the flip she said she would let me please myself but she could not help.

Second place was in a condo near Franklin sq. Sorry can't remember name of street. Provider had a couple extra pounds but was not hard on the eyes. Offered body slide and a little head exam before finishing me off. She said no FS is offered there. For this one they give you the wrong address you get there and they then give you the correct one.

No 8, east side of york, first house on left. Sign out front says name and LMT I think, park behind and use back door.

[QUOTE=Kamen;2497902]JaeBmore, Where is the Seminary place? K.[/QUOTE]

Recent outings.

Just posting up some recent adventures. I've been going to CAMPs recently; they are good enough, albeit a little expensive for the services sometimes.

Working backwards, I've been to Laurel a couple times. Both times meet with a different attendant. Each in their mid to late 20's. The rub was barely there for either of them, but the other services from both were great. Its been a while and I never did catch their names, but I'm sure whoever is there will most likely be the same. The location is not the best for me, but you can get in and out quickly enough if you pay attention when pulling up. I'm pretty sure if I went back again, it would be the same. Short rub, nice flip, and out the door in under 30 - when in fact, paying for an hour.

The next was in Elkridge. This was the best CAMP so far to me. They actually gave a very nice therapeutic massage, the flip was just as great, and I got a whole hour. The attendant did give me her name, but it was pretty generic. She was in her mid 30's and had a great spinner body. I have been hoping to make a pass through that one again if time permits. But, knowing that the attendants change frequently in those places, its best just to leave a great visit at that. The location again is not the best. The layout of condos just screams "We are watching". If I went there a few more times it may be easier, but it requires a lot of negotiations to get entry to the building the first time. I'm going to repeat if I can manage it.

The next two are both in GB and similar to the one in Laurel. Both places are similar to the Laurel location in terms of services. The first is in a condo, and the location is a lot better than Elkridge. I would go back to this place just because of that alone. The attendant was a short one, with a nice body and really nice shelf. She seemed to be wearing an flight attendant outfit, so that was interesting. I think she was in her mid to late 20's. Short rub, lather, rinse, repeat. One thing of note. She was very vocal, almost a little too much for me. The second was in a townhouse and the location is not that bad, but a little awkward getting in and out. I think late evening would be better for this location. This time she was possibly in her late 30's to 40's, a spinner and good looking. The other difference was the perfunctory rub was a little better. It was short, but she did work out some kinks and was buff the whole time. Again, the flip was the usual CAMP style. Either of them are on the repeat list for now.

All locations were a damage of $. 6 and not a single lady in any of them were hag ridden.

I saw this posted about a while a go, but I thought I would throw in extra info. I went past Silk and there is indeed a Laurel LEO parked in front of the door. Maybe a back channel member knows why the scare tactic is in place. Either way, I'm staying clear of that spot for a while.

Take it easy gents, OAO.

[QUOTE=NoobDude;2498395]Recent outings.

Just posting up some recent adventures. I've been going to CAMPs recently; they are good enough, albeit a little expensive for the services sometimes.

Working backwards, I've been to Laurel a couple times. Both times meet with a different attendant. Each in their mid to late 20's. The rub was barely there for either of them, but the other services from both were great. Its been a while and I never did catch their names, but I'm sure whoever is there will most likely be the same. The location is not the best for me, but you can get in and out quickly enough if you pay attention when pulling up. I'm pretty sure if I went back again, it would be the same. Short rub, nice flip, and out the door in under 30 - when in fact, paying for an hour.

The next was in Elkridge. This was the best CAMP so far to me. They actually gave a very nice therapeutic massage, the flip was just as great, and I got a whole hour. The attendant did give me her name, but it was pretty generic. She was in her mid 30's and had a great spinner body. I have been hoping to make a pass through that one again if time permits. But, knowing that the attendants change frequently in those places, its best just to leave a great visit at that. The location again is not the best. The layout of condos just screams "We are watching". If I went there a few more times it may be easier, but it requires a lot of negotiations to get entry to the building the first time. I'm going to repeat if I can manage it.

The next two are both in GB and similar to the one in Laurel. Both places are similar to the Laurel location in terms of services. The first is in a condo, and the location is a lot better than Elkridge. I would go back to this place just because of that alone. The attendant was a short one, with a nice body and really nice shelf. She seemed to be wearing an flight attendant outfit, so that was interesting. I think she was in her mid to late 20's. Short rub, lather, rinse, repeat. One thing of note. She was very vocal, almost a little too much for me. The second was in a townhouse and the location is not that bad, but a little awkward getting in and out. I think late evening would be better for this location. This time she was possibly in her late 30's to 40's, a spinner and good looking. The other difference was the perfunctory rub was a little better. It was short, but she did work out some kinks and was buff the whole time. Again, the flip was the usual CAMP style. Either of them are on the repeat list for now.

All locations were a damage of $. 6 and not a single lady in any of them were hag ridden.

I saw this posted about a while a go, but I thought I would throw in extra info. I went past Silk and there is indeed a Laurel LEO parked in front of the door. Maybe a back channel member knows why the scare tactic is in place. Either way, I'm staying clear of that spot for a while.

Take it easy gents, OAO.[/QUOTE]If it is Laurel his jurisdiction ends at the river well south of there.

Perhaps moonlighting as security at one of the nearby offices?

[QUOTE=Thenocturnal;2498905]If it is Laurel his jurisdiction ends at the river well south of there.

Perhaps moonlighting as security at one of the nearby offices?[/QUOTE]If that LEO is moonlighting then Silk should ask him to move the car because its scaring away business. That car has been there quite some time and now its time to go.

TOFTT. Low end, paper cover on table, no pretense, no massage, no cover, no oil, no cream. Fifteen minutes, flip, and Tug, paid for HH, got < 20 minutes, disinterested finish, w / tissue cleanup. Wanted 60 roses for finish, settled at 30, wanted to settle before administering. Stay away.

Don't waste your time and money. Nuff said.

Interesting, now I went about a week ago and had a great time.

One of best massages I have had, and, yes, standard finish, but quite good.

Table shower, lotion, oil, hot towels. All included.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2499668]TOFTT. Low end, paper cover on table, no pretense, no massage, no cover, no oil, no cream. Fifteen minutes, flip, and Tug, paid for HH, got < 20 minutes, disinterested finish, w / tissue cleanup. Wanted 60 roses for finish, settled at 30, wanted to settle before administering. Stay away.[/QUOTE]

Proves YMMV. Mine was beyond bad suck, may be the provider.

[QUOTE=Winefan;2499977]Interesting, now I went about a week ago and had a great time.

One of best massages I have had, and, yes, standard finish, but quite good.

Table shower, lotion, oil, hot towels. All included.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Moonmonger;2497950]Pay day yesterday, so pocket was full of cash. Decided to try out the new place off the beltway. Greeted by young tall attractive spinner that actually speaks English. She was the only one there but says more girls are coming. Parking is discrete and hidden from the main road and if you are really paranoid, park at the shopping center and walk across the street. JaeBmore was right, everything is NEW, from towels to sheets (& they are real linen, not paper) to sofa to showers, and there are 2 custom round shower with rainfall head. Tried to negotiate extras with my self taught Rosetta Stone Chinese but did not get anywhere, maybe with repeated visits & generous tip can change the request. It took me 4 visits just to get to second base at the place on Joppa (now closed, next to the nursing home. See the old report if interested) Few girls go the whole distance the first time anymore, not until you become a regular. Since junior is not going to be happy, might as well opt for the full course of massage, hot stone, back walking and table shower. Massage was amazing, one of the best there is, especially with back walking. She says she is licensed and certified, I believed it. Most Asian girls are tiny and do not have much strength to really work the kinks out, but with the full weight of her body, the toes and heel work, that sure feels good. I don't think there is any current AMP offers that. Table shower is brand new and is a professional model with jet sprays from top and sides, not just a plastic sheet over a padded wood table with a hand held sprayer like other AMPs. Everywhere is being scrubbed down and I mean everywhere. You feel clean without getting cleaned out. This place is the Ritz, even you don't get what you (really) came for. Well worth the $55 house fee. Next time I will opt for the 90 min deluxe treatment.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip guys. Did a 30 min sampler as I arrived late, and she does take appts. Tall 5'9" sweetie, long legs, and she does show them in those shorts. Deluxe table shower, she is nice keeps on saying "honey this, honey that". Pleasant experience if you can live without the HE or FS. Her attitude was enough and she did a deep massage that popped more than one knot in the hardest placest to reach, if you know what I mean. Will definitely return, with more time.