One of those really? WTF moments.
So I'm laying there getting a little therapy and the spa phone starts buzzing. The girl ignores it, but it keeps buzzing so she apologizes for the intrusion and answers the damn phone. The dude asks if they provide releases, she responds no, massage only. Then he asks if they provide happy endings. Again, she responds no, massage only."My friend was there yesterday and he said", at which point she hung up on him. WTF, maybe I'm getting cranky as I get older, but that strategy doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Dude, if you're out there, there's plenty of information available online. Use it.