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Had seen this lady post about fetish stuff for awhile, and was in the area, so I decided to give her a try. You can tell on the phone that she has a couple of screws loose, and is at least mildly annoying. She wanted to tell me all about her degree in business and marketing, how she was a professional, blah, blah.

Anyway. We agree on $60 for a ss, after she started at $200. Gives me directions to a store near her house, then stays on the phone with me while I drive there. I park, and go in, and she asks me to rub her tits for a cop check. No problem. She asks me to lay the donation down. It's been awhile, and I'm rusty, so I did. Big mistake.

She had offered a golden shower, and insisted that we go in her back yard for it. WTF? It isn't that private. No thanks. I say let's just fuck then. Oh no, she doesn't fuck. No one gets inside her pussy. Wouldn't even let me touch it. She's a goddamn hooker, and you can't touch her pussy. Jesus fucking Christ.

I cut my losses, and got the hell out of there. I hate that kind of SP so much. I'd almost rather have her cash and dash me, than have so many unreasonable rules. Obviously, I won't be repeating. I'm honestly worried that she's doing to piss off some monger that isn't as laid back as I am.

Be careful out there.

[QUOTE=DetroitBrian;4827008[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/51475240/[/URL]

Had seen this lady post about fetish stuff for awhile, and was in the area, so I decided to give her a try. You can tell on the phone that she has a couple of screws loose, and is at least mildly annoying. She wanted to tell me all about her degree in business and marketing, how she was a professional, blah, blah.

Anyway. We agree on $60 for a ss, after she started at $200. Gives me directions to a store near her house, then stays on the phone with me while I drive there. I park, and go in, and she asks me to rub her tits for a cop check. No problem. She asks me to lay the donation down. It's been awhile, and I'm rusty, so I did. Big mistake.

She had offered a golden shower, and insisted that we go in her back yard for it. WTF? It isn't that private. No thanks. I say let's just fuck then. Oh no, she doesn't fuck. No one gets inside her pussy. Wouldn't even let me touch it. She's a goddamn hooker, and you can't touch her pussy. Jesus fucking Christ.

I cut my losses, and got the hell out of there. I hate that kind of SP so much. I'd almost rather have her cash and dash me, than have so many unreasonable rules. Obviously, I won't be repeating. I'm honestly worried that she's doing to piss off some monger that isn't as laid back as I am.

Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]Thanks for stepping on the landmine for us.

I'm sticking to my regulars. This new batch of girls are fucking nuts.

[QUOTE=FabrizioTomba;4826622]Met Donna at her home. She immediately demanded the money. I asked if we were alone. She said there was a female room mate upstairs. On cue, a male voice shoutex, "Let me out the back door. She did. Then told me to sit down, and she began a BBBJ, then within 10 seconds-- told me, "I can't do this, I just started my period. " I asked for my money back and she told me "No, rebook with me next week[/QUOTE]Link would help.

[QUOTE=FabrizioTomba;4826622]Met Donna at her home. She immediately demanded the money. I asked if we were alone. She said there was a female room mate upstairs. On cue, a male voice shoutex, "Let me out the back door. She did. Then told me to sit down, and she began a BBBJ, then within 10 seconds-- told me, "I can't do this, I just started my period. " I asked for my money back and she told me "No, rebook with me next week![/QUOTE]Was this her?

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[QUOTE=Mootrop;4826794]Hey has anyone seen [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/51421692/3133792605[/URL] ? Wasn't able to find any reviews on here.[/QUOTE]The reviews on LC aren't too far off. She looks like her pics, but some mild baby damage on her belly. Covered everything, no negotiation. Not bad, but won't repeat.

Stay Safe.

Buddy.

[QUOTE=State2144;4826809]I saw her about a month ago. Needles in the garbage can and pipe on the ground. Pretty sure she's got up right before session. Overall it was OK, but wasn't really for me.[/QUOTE]I saw her last Saturday. Yup, stoned asf. Looks like her pics but way rougher. Took Greek like promised, nice and tight, but one and done for me.

[QUOTE=HungaryMan;4827039]Was this her?

[URL]https://detroit.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/call-me-for-pure-satisfaction/076286189840[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, that is Donna.

[QUOTE=Concupiscent69;4825803]8-10 years? She's advertising age 20. You saying she's possibly 30? Come on. These girls don't lie.[/QUOTE]Interestly, she has been advertising her age as 19 or 20 since her very first ad. Could be that she can't count any higher then 20!

[QUOTE=RockHard403;4827374]I saw her last Saturday. Yup, stoned asf. Looks like her pics but way rougher. Took Greek like promised, nice and tight, but one and done for me.[/QUOTE]Did she duo with Vanessa?

[QUOTE=RockHard403;4827374]I saw her last Saturday. Yup, stoned asf. Looks like her pics but way rougher. Took Greek like promised, nice and tight, but one and done for me.[/QUOTE]Yes, she relspsed hard. She was doing better before she moved around but got in with her deslers again. Think she may have a bf hanging around and supports his habit too. Kind of an option when all else fails for me.

[QUOTE=DetroitBrian;4827008][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/51475240/[/URL]

Had seen this lady post about fetish stuff for awhile, and was in the area, so I decided to give her a try. You can tell on the phone that she has a couple of screws loose, and is at least mildly annoying. She wanted to tell me all about her degree in business and marketing, how she was a professional, blah, blah.

Anyway. We agree on $60 for a ss, after she started at $200. Gives me directions to a store near her house, then stays on the phone with me while I drive there. I park, and go in, and she asks me to rub her tits for a cop check. No problem. She asks me to lay the donation down. It's been awhile, and I'm rusty, so I did. Big mistake.

She had offered a golden shower, and insisted that we go in her back yard for it. WTF? It isn't that private. No thanks. I say let's just fuck then. Oh no, she doesn't fuck. No one gets inside her pussy. Wouldn't even let me touch it. She's a goddamn hooker, and you can't touch her pussy. Jesus fucking Christ.

I cut my losses, and got the hell out of there. I hate that kind of SP so much. I'd almost rather have her cash and dash me, than have so many unreasonable rules.[/QUOTE]Who would have been on the receiving end of that backyard golden shower, you or her?

[QUOTE=HumphreyB;4827462]Did she duo with Vanessa?[/QUOTE]They are not together right now, but do still talk a bit. Coco said Vanessa isn't posting but is active to some extent. There is some issue there but she wouldn't be specific.

[QUOTE=FabrizioTomba;4827385]Yes, that is Donna.[/QUOTE]Ouch, hard pass. Her ad is ridiculous.

[QUOTE=HungaryMan;4827039]Was this her?

[URL]https://detroit.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/call-me-for-pure-satisfaction/076286189840[/URL][/QUOTE]Those eyes don't say 'crazy' at all.

[QUOTE=Stealth72;4827623]Yes, she relspsed hard. She was doing better before she moved around but got in with her deslers again. Think she may have a bf hanging around and supports his habit too. Kind of an option when all else fails for me.[/QUOTE]Yeah Stealth your probably right a lot of them do. Humphrey, idk but her old duo partner Drea was there with her that night. Didn't play with her but that nice ass has me thinking about hitting that.