Massage Parlor Reports

Paid a visit to a new girl today. S*a is young, my guess is early 20's, and has a nice body, but offers an average to below average massage. It didn't get much better either: no touchy. Anywhere. Not even over clothes (jeans too!). And it took convincing to get a fully clothed HE. If I can't touch, I don't return.

The lady that I spoke to at the reception desk had a gorgeous face and a curvy body. Maybe more ass than I like, but still. If she hadn't spoken there's no way I would have guessed she was V, in fact I prolly wouldn't have guessed asian. Pretty face, early 20's, round eyes, full hair, maybe 5' tall. Anybody know who she is?

[QUOTE=Rntintheoc; 1432587]Paid a visit to a new girl today. S*a is young, my guess is early 20's, and has a nice body, but offers an average to below average massage. It didn't get much better either: no touchy. Anywhere. Not even over clothes (jeans too!). And it took convincing to get a fully clothed HE. If I can't touch, I don't return.

The lady that I spoke to at the reception desk had a gorgeous face and a curvy body. Maybe more ass than I like, but still. If she hadn't spoken there's no way I would have guessed she was V, in fact I prolly wouldn't have guessed asian. Pretty face, early 20's, round eyes, full hair, maybe 5' tall. Anybody know who she is?[/QUOTE]My next wife?

On Newport, just north of the 5 I decided to go green.

Previously reported as legit? 30 to house for the half hour.

Really looking for a good massage, found an OK massage and a pleasant ending. My fingers found may fun places to touch and explore.

Have no idea of her name. PPS at the door.

Doors have locks, YMMV

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1432058]My buddy said that once she grabs a hold of your cock she won't let go. He said she was jacking like she was milking a cow and he wanted her to stop. She wouldn't and had a kung-fo grip on it. She wouldn't stop and he couldn't finish. She told him he is old and thats why. Hes 30.[/QUOTE]That's her!

So I visited Elegant Spa in Tustin. Saw their advertisement enough time about the "2 hands or 4!" so wanted to check them out. First red flag should have been the old man behind the counter, no mamasan, instead a papasan!

But I paid and went in and got ready, and an older lady, late 40s-early 50s came in wearing jeans and a shirt and started massaging me. Then she didn't stop for half and hour! Then it was done! During the massage I knew I had the right place from the ad (in the escort section) but maybe they didn't know thats where I was coming from. So I mentioned the 4 hands from the ad, and she said it was just 2 half hour sessions, first with one girl, then with the other.

So from my experience no extras, false advertisement, old lady, old man at the door.

Ps. At the end I didn't know how much to tip but I only had 20s on me, so I left her a 20 on the desk. How much do you tip a straight forward massage?

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1432749]My next wife?[/QUOTE]Ssshhhhh. Don't tell the current one!

There's a new girl at Rest Area, same level of service as everyone else there, with some new tricks I really enjoyed. It was pretty much a GFE from her and she has a bangin body with natural clevage (as opposed to the other girls there). She gives a reallyy good deep massage too, I'm going to be sore for a while but she got some knots out I've been fighting for a long time. All in all I give her 9. 5/10 on massage, HE and body. I think I will be back there soon! Senior members can PM me for her name but if you've ever been there just ask for the new girl there's only one.

I'll echo Milcanjose post regarding elegant spa. Went in on a Sunday afternoon and paid $30 at the door. In walks in a 20ish year old asian with a nice set of C's. Unfortunately she had pants and a t-shirt on that was tucked in. They only tuck them in when they are serious LOL. Unfortunately I was draped like a manikin the whole time and didn't even get a hint of anything extra. I'll probably try again and see if another girl offers extras.

I normally tip 20 for a regular massage, and 40 for a HE. If you think about it, she was doing manual labor rubbing you up for a good hour, so 20 seems about right. Unless it was really sucky. In which case 10 =)

[QUOTE=Milcanjose; 1432887]So I visited Elegant Spa in Tustin. Saw their advertisement enough time about the "2 hands or 4!" so wanted to check them out. First red flag should have been the old man behind the counter, no mamasan, instead a papasan!

But I paid and went in and got ready, and an older lady, late 40s-early 50s came in wearing jeans and a shirt and started massaging me. Then she didn't stop for half and hour! Then it was done! During the massage I knew I had the right place from the ad (in the escort section) but maybe they didn't know thats where I was coming from. So I mentioned the 4 hands from the ad, and she said it was just 2 half hour sessions, first with one girl, then with the other.

So from my experience no extras, false advertisement, old lady, old man at the door.

Ps. At the end I didn't know how much to tip but I only had 20s on me, so I left her a 20 on the desk. How much do you tip a straight forward massage?[/QUOTE]

I was back in CM today and in the mood so I checked out MBC on Baker.

L was the masseuse. Said she was half Chinese but looked pretty V to me. .6 for.

An hour.

A lot of kneading with the elbows on the massage as opposed to a more hands on rub. The lady.

Is pretty strong. She asked if I wanted her to walk on my back. What's up with all these chubby.

Bitches wanting to walk on you? No thanks.

Before the flip, a lot of tease including gentle squeezing of the juevos. She was decent on the tug but.

I have had better at King's and the brick place on Merc.

I gave her. 4 for the donation. She wanted more but saw the inside of my wallet and there was nothing except.

The two 20s. Little did she know I had another 20 and 5 on me. LOL. She basically said she wants. 6 tip next time. Forget it.

Cause my chica at Classy is money hungry but will make me smile for. 4. L said she used to workatClassy a while ago.

Don't know if I will be back but probably.

Cinco Rios

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[QUOTE=Rntintheoc; 1432587]Paid a visit to a new girl today. S*a is young, my guess is early 20's, and has a nice body, but offers an average to below average massage. It didn't get much better either: no touchy. Anywhere. Not even over clothes (jeans too!). And it took convincing to get a fully clothed HE. If I can't touch, I don't return.

The lady that I spoke to at the reception desk had a gorgeous face and a curvy body. Maybe more ass than I like, but still. If she hadn't spoken there's no way I would have guessed she was V, in fact I prolly wouldn't have guessed asian. Pretty face, early 20's, round eyes, full hair, maybe 5' tall. Anybody know who she is?[/QUOTE]Early 20s? Um nobody there in that age group. If you mean 30s with long hair yeah. There are 2 with real long hair but only one with a big juicy ass. Both about 5 feet tall. The other is way thin. Both in the 30s.

Hi all,

I just stumbled onto this forum yesterday and got so pumped I went out to 3 MPs yesterday (having never done anything like this before). Now I have a distinct feeling that tuesdays are the be team (see or the.). All were average. Ugly. One had me covered the entire time, and the other two only hjs.

I'm considering going to another set of 3s today. Which days are the best to go to these places?

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1433567]Early 20s? Um nobody there in that age group. If you mean 30s with long hair yeah. There are 2 with real long hair but only one with a big juicy ass. Both about 5 feet tall. The other is way thin. Both in the 30s.[/QUOTE]My guess was 20's, but I'm not the best judge. I guess she could be early 30's, but I didn't think so. Her facial features weren't very Asian. More Latina or maybe Polynesian / Filipino, and I think the hair was a little below the shoulders and wavey / full, not ram-rod straight like many Asian chicks. Any ideas?

As far as "nobody there in that age group", the girl I saw yesterday couldn't have been in her 30's, based on looks and general attitude (she acts and expresses like a student) , and Mia def is in 20's.

Finally jackpot. Found a FS MP in irvine.

So the building is in a complex with corporations, and I'm thinking "This can't be it, this place isn't run down or dirty". I reach the door and it seriously looks like I'm in the wrong place. In I go, and inside it looks like any other AMP. The lady at the front ushers me to a room and asks for $50.

I'm getting my clothes off and halfway through a sexy asian girl about 5'2 in heels, with a spinner bod, and a white short dress walks in (older 20s) tells me to get naked and lie down. This is way better than the other places I've been to. One thing I've noticed about girls who give extras as they either tend to hover over my upper half within easy reach or they massage the ass. This chick does the former and my hand goes up her skirt. No panties. Right away she asks "Would you like more?". Me playing innocent "More?", she goes "Everything?". I opt for oral only since I was short on time and she's naked right away. She says "Pay $80"

I go "What?" suddenly suspicious, because isn't the reason they don't put down a price is so they can't get busted for prostitution? I think on it, and fuck it, I just pay her $80. Yes, that's above the norm, but realize that I've been to 5 places already, who at most gave me HJs from older / uglier women. By the way, full service is $120. This chick has a slamming body, tight and tiny. Unfortunately, she has be cup bolt-ons. And the first thing she does is climb on top of me and smacks my face with them, and then does that all the way down to my cock. She covers my cock with a condom and goes "69?"

Ok.

She 69s me and I start playing with her pussy which is fucking tight and moist. I get her wet enough to slide my finger in dry a few times, and then tried to stick it up her ass. But she wasn't having any of it as she clenched down so I couldn't get past the first knuckle. Bored I tell her to turn around and look into my eyes as she blows me. She deep throats me and holds it a few times and does a few other porn-esque slobbering. Didn't play with balls or anything, since she wouldn't even go down there, I didn't bother asking her to toss salad.

Overall, very easy experience. Would go again.

Location is in irvine. MP's initials "DC"

I have about 20 more establishments to hit. This was #5.

[QUOTE=Rntintheoc; 1433962]My guess was 20's, but I'm not the best judge. I guess she could be early 30's, but I didn't think so. Her facial features weren't very Asian. More Latina or maybe Polynesian / Filipino, and I think the hair was a little below the shoulders and wavey / full, not ram-rod straight like many Asian chicks. Any ideas?

As far as "nobody there in that age group", the girl I saw yesterday couldn't have been in her 30's, based on looks and general attitude (she acts and expresses like a student) , and Mia def is in 20's.[/QUOTE]Ok cool, I always make appointments so I'm thinking they make sure I don't see anyone else in the lobby or hall. Cause everytime I did I would want to try whomever it was. So its been all clear now with just the girl I ask for and theres nobody else I can see most times. I stopped going to any of the places near there over on Lake Zforest cause they lost all the good girls and I only see old ladies when I walk in the door. I tried seeing Evonne yesterday back said of lake forest across the street from chiro. She was nice to me, looked liked she gained a few pounds, either that are her hips and ass looked hot in her skin tight dress. She tells me sorry busy, and then tells me busy all night. I asked tomorrow? She says busy, thats how sure usually bans me for a while. Telling me no openings when there are plenty. I told her I will be good and no touching or kissing. She says ok come back in one hour she has appointment. So I did go back, she let me in and damn the freaky lady was all over me. I said no touching and no kissing. She smiled and said she's happy I am there to make her feel good. Nice massage got some extra tease and she let my hands under her dress. Would love to F this lady cause she's so weird and acts freaky half the time. She was dripping wet and still wouldn't let me do more for her. But I like different, same old thing gets boring.