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[QUOTE=BobJones2011; 1490495]Glockman: I have been under constant atatck for my photographic posting LOL! Apparrently in my homeland of nashvegas they dislike the photos of my male member. I have even been censored by the forum administrator for responding back to these Taliban dickshot haters. I appreciate the support from the memphis freedom fighters; reminds me of the support America received from the French. Makes my heart fill good. LOL. I have included some of my apparently offensive dickshot (s) for your viewing pleasure. I also included another shot of one of my favorites from Florida. BTW you have a few talibannies right there in Memphis, watch yourself.

BJ2011[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning. I didn't know that they have infiltrated this far west. The next time I photograph a lady, I will look under the bed and in the closet. I wouldn't want any Taliban to come out of the closet. LOL.

[QUOTE=Savannah607; 1490194]Glock you know what a baby doll face she has LOL.

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[ATTACH=CONFIG]185669[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]You got that right. I am still waiting for that invitation to show her my equipment!

Good morning Rump:

I called her last year too and got the same high $$.5 quote and said NO THANKS! But with this new business intelligence I might have to roll thru Jackson and make a stop at the preggo house. Rump I have attached some photos (all the same girl) for your viewing pleasure and if you think the pictures are good you can only imagine the bbbjdt swallow. Let's just say you know there is a God! LOL and I am planning to fuck her in August free of charge.

Peace BJ2011.

[QUOTE=RumpelTeaser; 1489374]Tucked away between two cornfields in Crockett County sits a nice brick home that serves as a very nice in call for Amber. Amber has been seen on BP in the past advertising on both the Jackson and Memphis boards. Today, I met her. I had heard mixed reviews of her but being a sucker for preggos (pun intended!) I contacted her. In fact she was staying in Memphis for a short time and I had texted her that if she ever got back towards Jackson, to let me know. Well she did. Amber was very easy to contact and was accommodating.

She is a fifteen minute drive from Jackson and 25 minute drive from Dyersburg and little over an hour's drive from Memphis. Best way to come would be to come up I-40 to Jackson and then follow her directions. This girl is pretty even with her librarian eye glasses on. I removed them before playtime and whoa! I had told her about usasg and she is getting set up as we speak to become a member here so we should be able to pm her in the near future. Amber asked me what a spinner was LOL. I told her look in the mirror or maybe her picture is in the dictionary. She does not weight 100 pounds soaking wet but she is 8 months plus pregnant and that has her tipped over the 100 mark at this time. If you like skinny preggo's she is for you. Looks like she swallowed a basketball LOL. Folks she was sweet, friendly, eager to please and totally unrushed.

We chatted for a long while before getting comfy and which certainly helped us both relax. Everything is covered and you need to bring your own gloves. DATY was not available today but check out the pic of that fat p*why and you will be begging for it. I am confident I will see it closer next time! She had a little trouble with the long strokes and I changed positions when I saw her grimace. $.2 for I don't know how long. As I said, it was unrushed. I encouraged her to remove her listing from BP for a while and try our board for safety's sake. Seniors and contributing Juniors get digits. Treat her like a lady and she will treat you like a king! Trust me She is due to deliver in August.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RumpelTeaser;1490476]I dare you to top that picture. She should be in Hollywood. Cover of Glamor.[/QUOTE]I'll take that dare, take your pick! As the great Dizzy Dean once said,"if you can do it, you ain't bragging!"

[QUOTE=BobJones2011; 1490495]Glockman: I have been under constant atatck for my photographic posting LOL! Apparrently in my homeland of nashvegas they dislike the photos of my male member. I have even been censored by the forum administrator for responding back to these Taliban dickshot haters. I appreciate the support from the memphis freedom fighters; reminds me of the support America received from the French. Makes my heart fill good. LOL. I have included some of my apparently offensive dickshot (s) for your viewing pleasure. I also included another shot of one of my favorites from Florida. BTW you have a few talibannies right there in Memphis, watch yourself.

BJ2011[/QUOTE]Hey Bob, just curious who is the gal, the big breasted blonde, in the second pic? Have you ever reviewed either one of those women?

[QUOTE=Justbud3813;1490666]And she is very sweet and accommadating. Sometimes thats just what ya want. Stress relief comes in all kinds of packages.http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/here-only-for-a-week-full-figured-diva-veri-sexi-princess-wants-to-play-100pecials-28/5220285[/QUOTE]That provider that was outed for having HIV? Maybe some of the members can recall.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1490748]You got that right. I am still waiting for that invitation to show her my equipment![/QUOTE]I am about ready for some help LOL. She is killin me, I thought I couldn't get enough, however she is about to change my mind LOL. She wants it all the time. If my tongue or tool isn't in it she is rubbin it LOL.

Nice prego pussy.

Joe Black.

[QUOTE=RumpelTeaser;1489801]Glock, hopefully this better but I am still not pleased.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rebelest;1490806]That provider that was outed for having HIV? Maybe some of the members can recall.[/QUOTE]I recall another girl using BP that someone was posting about on BP about her being HIV positive. Yet this one mentioned has ran numerous ads about a so called 'last week' in town. Both were advertising a Sycamore View location though. The alleged HIV one that I'm speaking of actually lives over in Berclair / Binghampton corridor somewhere. Honestly? Given the proximity of Sycamore View and similar rates, give me Valerie any day over either the two I've discussed. Last, if there's been debate about said provider being HIV pos I haven't caught wind of that said of her, but that's not an endorsement or an indictment. If I can dig up a BP ad for the one I spoke of I will post on here later. If I do it I'd not an accusation of get being positive. It's only a repeating if what I read on BP at an earlier time. Those ads were probably flagged and removed. I saw two of them some weeks ago.

[QUOTE=Licker 4369;1490799]Glock NO-ONE takes better pictures! You missed your calling LOL. Sorry you had to miss Monica this time. She will be back sometime the week of the July 22ND. She is going to come visit again before I go to London. And she will be here for a week in August sometime after the 12Th just an FYI for your future calander LOL![/QUOTE]Thanks for the compliments. The real challenge would be to take a bad photo of Monica, a challenge I am not up to. Hope to see her soon, week of the 22nd may not be good. May have to wait until August. If you get a chance, let her know I am not avoiding her (as if she would think that).

[QUOTE=BootyCall;1490711]Well thats where I was looking last night. Forgot the whip cream. So we made our own later. Should have seen us in the parking lot. Licker, Richard Dickins, Monica and of course me. We later went inside and caught the brown eye. WOW< WOW. You guys missed it.[/QUOTE]But Ms. Monica whipped my cream just FINE!

Thanks for the invite!

[QUOTE=Licker 4369;1491572]Yes Glock I will pass that along to her LOL and I will keep you posted on her schedule![/QUOTE]Here is one last one for your effort.

[QUOTE=MacBlack; 1490656]Anyone know anything about this one.

[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/philippine-and-asiancall-now-new-in-town-a-must-see-22/5789727[/url][/QUOTE]I called her yesterday checking. Half hr was 1$ and whole 1. 5$ but only one time. Saw special today on BP was. 8$. May try it. She sounded nice and definitely looks nice.

[QUOTE=MacBlack; 1490656]Anyone know anything about this one.

[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/philippine-and-asiancall-now-new-in-town-a-must-see-22/5789727[/url][/QUOTE]I called her yesterday checking. Half hr was 1$ and whole 1. 5$ but only one time. Saw special today on BP was. 8$. May try it. She sounded nice and definitely looks nice.

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