Massage Parlor Reports

So I have taken two trips to what I believe was referred to as the new place (in Franconia). The first trip was a about a month and a half ago. I arrived and headed upstairs to be greeted by mamasan, an old lady that squeezed my cheeks. Anyway the place seemed, had smallish rooms but was clean. I can't recall the name of the girl who provided service but she was younger but definitely overweight. She provided a good massage and standard NoVa with roaming. It was alright but mostly forgettable.

Second trip I asked for Scarlett or Mei and ended up getting Mei (only one there I think). Anyway the mamasan was a different lady, older but still attractive with nice figure and a tattooed back. She definitely look like she commanded top dollar 20 years ago. Anyway, I skipped the TS and went straight for massage which was okay. Mei definitely seemed to be tired and would seems to take long breaks of barely rubbing anything. It was strange and lasted forever to the point I thought I may fall asleep so I started drafting my review in my head to stay awake. Finally finished after promoting from mamasan and on to the finish. Good technique and great roaming, very nice too busy she was heavy and not much to look at (kinda funny looking but not in the Steve Buschemi way &#128527. So I still am not sure if I made it to the right place or not but I am mostly underwhelmed. Anyway in to the next stop.

[QUOTE=SSRod;2530527]My recent visits to Culpeper and Warrenton areas yielded a few findings to the tune of 1) Royal Spa in Culpeper is closed, 2) Zen Reflexology in Culpeper has ceased their introductory pricing and is now. 6/ hr for a massage, and 3) approximate 25-year old Anna was working at Vivi Spa. Happiness abounds, YMMV. Happy 4th of July![/QUOTE]Looks like Lily in Warrenton is closed. The number has been disconnected.

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;2534563]I went back to see Sue and feel obliged to report that she is probably ten years older than what I said earlier. Sometimes my own mileage varies. Nonetheless, we had a great time.[/QUOTE]Hilarious! Thanks for the update.

Recently went to the new place in Arlington that has been open for about a month. Was met by a Chinese provider that was late 30's or early 40's. Massage was with oil but a little on the light side for my taste. The ending was proficient with roaming allowed. The only downside to the place is no table shower or stand up shower. Trusted seniors can PM me for more information.

[QUOTE=Cuc2003;2536645]I should have posted this about a month ago but been on the road. I had contacted Norma from Craigslist about 3 months ago and our schedules didn't line up. Finally had free time and made the appointment. Booking is easy, she is located in the Alexandria area in a safe and clean private condominium with a discrete entrance. The massage is truly CMT quality and she will not short you time. Very professional and makes enough small talk to put you at ease throughout. Draping is optional. She uses non-scented oils, not sure if the shower is available- didn't ask. She is more than capable of deep tissue, in fact my traps were sore the next day but I asked for a deep massage and she asks for feedback along the way. A little teasing along the way and an enjoyable NOVA finish was offered. I'd repeat.

[URL]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/5112588956.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Used to visit Norma regularly in a former chapter of my life when she had a studio near Dupont Cir. Haven't visited her since she moved to VA but, IME and unless things have changed, once she's comfortable with you there are some moderate roaming options available. Not a full menu but perhaps a bit more than std NOVA. As always, YMMV, and it's a prerequisite to be both a regular and a gentleman.

I had some extra time this week so I stopped by the place on Grant, entrance in the back. The tech was in her 40's I guess and only stayed for a 1/2. Standard fees, decent massage and usual NOVA. As I was dressing she folded the towel and repositioned it on the table.

Yuck!

[QUOTE=YmmvAlot;2546747]Today I visited TK. I've seen very good reviews for Susan, but Susan was not my massage technician -- there was nothing "bad" about my experience, but I thought it a bit bland (but as I always say, YMMV a lot).

For those who have not ventured around the beltway, the TK location is convenient with plenty of parking. Easy (rather standard) two door entrance, with a rather standard interior.

MMS answered the door-bell and escorted me to one of the studios. TK is clean with good smells. Studio rooms and TS are on the small-size but adequate.

My massage technician was a typical "hard to guess" age (but likely mid-late 40's), and her dress highlighted a fine figure. Her face is framed by black just-past shoulder length hair.

She collected the house fee and then escorted me to the TS.

- TS -- Everything was warm, but no time was lost in the TS. Lots of soap was used (I like lots of soap, so this was a plus).

- Massagi -- not unpleasant, but of limited therapeutic value. She worked mostly on my calf-muscles and feet. She eventually used the overhead bar to "walk" on my arms, but no actual back-walk.

- Hot towels -- these were good followed by a few soft touches and a request that I turn over. At the end of the massage (50-minutes actually), she helped me dress and escorted me to the door.

- She did not want to talk much at all (before, during, after). As best I could tell she was not really interested in much. She was happy with the standard tip (actually smiled after counting it and realizing I do not short-change the massage technicians -- it is not worth the hassle of an unhappy departure).

Based on my experience, I'll most likely hobby elsewhere, but as is true in all things.

YMMV Alot.

You may send me PMs if you need details not evident in this review.[/QUOTE]I visited Susan a month or two ago and she seemed pretty sweet and pleasant that day so maybe she was just having an off day. I had Shiny a few weeks after and I preferred Shiny. She was also extremely. I thought she was better looking than Susan and a bit younger. The only con I'd say about her is that she is a bit sensitive and I'll leave it at that.

For those who haven't ventured up that way they can check out the PG board. Quite different than the Nova area.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2546130]Used to visit Norma regularly in a former chapter of my life when she had a studio near Dupont Cir. Haven't visited her since she moved to VA but, IME and unless things have changed, once she's comfortable with you there are some moderate roaming options available. Not a full menu but perhaps a bit more than std NOVA. As always, YMMV, and it's a prerequisite to be both a regular and a gentleman.[/QUOTE]I used to see Norma in DC as well. The location I recall was a dimly lit back room in a funky apartment building. I thought she gave a great massage, and as you say, the additional options were nice. Ditto on what Jm said. Being a regular and a gentleman should pay dividends.

Sorry x 2.

- my review should have been on the MD-PG board.

- My review was not about Susan (I did not see Susan -- I wanted to see her, but MMS sent another girl (PM for details).

[QUOTE=NovaCane;2546852]I visited Susan a month or two ago and she seemed pretty sweet and pleasant that day so maybe she was just having an off day. I had Shiny a few weeks after and I preferred Shiny. She was also extremely. I thought she was better looking than Susan and a bit younger. The only con I'd say about her is that she is a bit sensitive and I'll leave it at that.

For those who haven't ventured up that way they can check out the PG board. Quite different than the Nova area.[/QUOTE]

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/eotic-young-hottie-tropical_-naughty-juicy-all-you-need/18192597[/URL]

This was a pleasant surprise honestly, a Dominican lady who in the ad said 26 years of age, but in person stated 28. I've seen her ad a few times in the Vienna area, but didn't want to make the track out there due to the distance vs risk / quality ratio I weigh in my head. She posted in Manassas today and when I called her it was a combination of phone / text and I found out she was off Centreville Rd which is like 5 minutes away from me so I had to take the dive and check her out. When I arrived in parking she gave me an ETA of 10 minutes because she hadn't arrived there yet, I wasn't too worried as I was also scoping other options in the area just in case I was getting screwed. Just short of waiting the given ten minutes she texted me the room number and I went up. As I arrived, it must have been perfect timing because she was just getting off the elevator and heading to the designated room as I had finished walking up the stairs. Rarely do you ever get to look at the goods before you enter the room and honestly I wasn't disappointed with what I saw.

She is a very pretty woman, probably in her late 20's early 30's with a very decent body, the pictures are of her in the ad are legit. She does a full body to body oil massage (not Nuru) but about as close as your going to get when compared to the "NoVA Nuru" that some of you are accustomed to, so if your looking for that kind of play she does a far better job IMO. Her massage technique isn't all that bad actually and was pleasantly surprised that she could loosen me up in the back after a long day of trail hiking coupled with a quick pick up soccer game I had today. On the flip it was the same experience full body to body with privates touching. Main selling point to me was that she was very enthusiastic and approachable and wasn't all business. She was really into it as much as I was and had a really good attitude. When it came time she let me play with both regions in the nether, but gently, she was spotless and clean, didn't smell at all. In the end it was a tug job, but a damn fine one, finished on her chest and face and then offered a shower afterwards.

I paid for the half, but she offers a full hour at, I can't say with certainty if her service changes based on the time allotment / amount so my review is on the basis of a half hour session. Given that I've had basic service at other establishments her's was a welcome change and I will definitely go back again if she is in the area.

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/x-ratedspecialsbodyrubsn-alexandria-killer-body-fetishes-prostate-footscrub-n-morecall-now/16114042[/URL]

-I knew she used stolen pics before visiting her.

-Similar body type like the photos as in big breasts and big butt.

-She has a slight gut and darker skin. And, she is short.

-The apartment was dirty. I could tell this wasn't her home. Seriously, she needs to clean it.

-Body rub could of been a lot better.

-Upsell for something but she only asks once.

-She kept repeating the same thing thinking it was hot. It was annoying.

She has nice assets but I wouldn't be visiting again.

It's come to my attention that a from a few users on here (through PM's) that have made me question my review, while my review of Arianni is true. I'm beginning to think that that ad circulates more than one latina and that depending on where and when you call you might get a different person on the phone. She might quote a different price from what I've been told and I don't want my review to give people the wrong idea that that's what they are going to get. Your experience / mileage may vary in that is true for most things in this hobby, but my review was for that girl in the pictures by the name of Arianni (if that's even her real name) and the service is exactly what I wrote about her. That being said it might help if you speak a little bit of spanish and (mine is crappy) and she does push for the hourly rate as opposed to the half. Although from my experience (one time) it was a great session and it was only before I undressed did she ask if I wanted the hour (not what I would call a hustle).

Hello fellow VA mongers.

I'm coming from Hawaii staying in the NOVA / DC area. Any good AMPs that offers FS you guys would recommend? Appreciate it.

[QUOTE=NotAThrowAway;2551262]Hello fellow VA mongers.

I'm coming from Hawaii staying in the NOVA / DC area. Any good AMPs that offers FS you guys would recommend? Appreciate it.[/QUOTE]You will be highly disappointed. Providers come to this area to die off. There's nothing worthwhile here unless you spend $$$ or more.

Spend all of your money in Hawaii and don't expect to see any talent here that you can't see in Hawaii at a cheaper price.

[QUOTE=NotAThrowAway;2551262]Hello fellow VA mongers.

I'm coming from Hawaii staying in the NOVA / DC area. Any good AMPs that offers FS you guys would recommend? Appreciate it.[/QUOTE]If you can, make a day trip up 95 to philly. If philly is too far, check out some of the MD boards; a few decent places to visit be / t baltimore and greenbelt.