Massage Parlor Reports

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I discovered this place and was excited to learn about it. I live nearby and finding a way to get to other locations while being discrete is always an issue. Their ads are all over the place, some describing an AMP and some describing an escort crew. I drove past and scoped it out. Pretty standard AMP look. Only thing that may bother some of you is that the location is very mixed residential and business. Not discrete, but there is a lot happening on that street, so you can likely blend in. There's a somewhat sketchy 7-11 right across the street that tends to have people hanging around, but there are actual homes two doors down. I called and let them know I was near, they then communicated by text. I parked on the street out front, a few units up, and they started opening the door before I go to it.

I was greeted by Kiki, young, Chinese, probably late 20's early 30's. She's cute and thicc. Not exactly my type, but enough to get me going for the standard option. She has a great attitude, always smiling. Her massage skills are okay, not great. After a few minutes, she got the hint from my caressing her legs that I was there for more. She asked for $100 for "two hands". Have not heard that one before. I countered with $80 and asked her to remove her top. That worked. Again, not my type of body but sometimes jugs are jugs and she has them in C or D.

Standard finish. Also, they have a rewards card LOL. Ask for it. On the way out, Kiki introduced me to Tina. She looked cute too, maybe a little older. I will probably go back just because it's convenient and adequate.

It's been a few months since in the queens area. And all the buzz was the one anal licker. Any one been through there lately and have a good suggestion there?

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6142522]So today I saw Yin for the second time. I am not sure if that is her name. When I called for the appointment the lady that answered did not understand, so I just told her it was the new girl. Yin is the 60-year-old woman to which I am attracted. Not sure why. Today she was wearing an interesting outfit, smock like and brightly colored. She told me this is what nurses wear in China. Yin is slender attractive and has powerful arms. She will dig her elbow into your back and crack your ribs. I could hear them pop. She will make you say Uncle. I had to tell her to easy up, she cannot be more then 100 lbs.

This time I booked an hour. Again, the massage was excellent, some polite conversation and a little bit of roaming. She pushed me away at times, so I asked her if it felt bad when I touch her. She said no and then pulled away again. She ran 10 minutes over on my session. At the end while she was standing over me rubbing my forehead, I was able to get a nice peck on the lips. Then I told her that I wanted sex. I was just kidding trying to make conversation. She looked at me sternly and said, "not here. " Then she left. I gave it some thought and decided, no way on the offer. That would be crazy, but I will visit again. I strongly recommend the massage and I am not the only one that thinks so. All three rooms were occupied when I visited. On my way out the owner opened the door and wished me well as she was rubbing down some beefy monger that I am sure was eagerly awaiting extras.

There's another woman there too besides Yin and the owner. She is younger, had a mask on so it was hard to tell. Maybe this is Laura. There must be something to this place. All these Chinese gals seem sane as far as I can tell, no deranged, customed therapist running around.[/QUOTE]I think I may have had Yin the first time which was earlier in the summer. Great massage and she was a little more flirty. She definitely whispered in my ear to ask if I wanted to upgrade from 60 minutes to 90 minutes. Which by the way just means a longer massage. She has strong hands for a little lady and the massage was great. I didn't understand her name when she told me. I actually thought she said Lauren which is how I ended up with Laura. Laura is probably the other one there that you saw. She always has a mask on and scrubs. It is always pretty busy there and I have heard women in there getting massages. It is odd that they keep the door open until the flip. Maybe it's a safety thing.

Scheduling is tough because the manager's English on the telephone is bad. She seems to understand better in person.

Again, great Massage no HE. I am actually ok with it. I am still semi hopeful. I'll keep you all posted.

For shits and giggles, I am thinking of trying this place. You mentioned teasing. How much of a tease is it? Is it enough where the touching would be somewhat inappropriate if the customer was female? Or is it strictly legit and all covered?

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6138847]So the talk of an extravagant Asian woman walking out of Starbucks decked out in what can only be described as a clash of cultures caught my interest. But when I read the Google reviews of kids running away in fear from a Chinese woman wearing a spring festival hanfu threatening to gun them down or go crouching tiger hidden dragon on their asses I had to see what the fuss was all about. In my line of work, death threats and mental breakdowns are just another Tuesday for me so if I wasn't going to fulfill my carnal desires with this massage I figured it would quench my dark desire to live dangerously while seeing with this cosplay cutie in person.

I walk in and Elizabeth comes out wearing what can only be described as a school girls uniform straight out of a Japanese anime. She had a blond wig decorated with white petals and she was plastered with make up. Big fake eyelashes, and black sparkling eyeliner that wouldn't be such a fashion fopaux if she wasn't 50 and had clear wrinkles seeping through the cracks of her make up.

Well I knew I was in for something special so I took an hour and paid the house fee. Elizabeth has pretty good English though her thick Chinese accent is ever present. She's clearly missing a few screws in her noggin and I would be underselling it to say she's unhinged and clinically insane. I always wondered if this was a merely a symptom of her grasp of the English language compared to other Chinese masseuses I've had who don't really speak much. From my experience, the more they talk, the more their values and ideals seem to sound absolutely batshit when compared to an American boy like me. Small talk evolved into Elizabeth going on a rant about how old white men find her attractive because she "stays young" with her style of fashion and outlook on life. She says she dresses like a teenager because she firmly believes she is young and pretty and an 18 year old in the body of a 50 something Chinese. This somehow went onto a tangent of how old Jewish men try to woo her with their wealth (since Jews have money?.stereotyping is so 2005, and I'm also Jewish BTW).

Yeah. It was a wild hour to say the least but I can tell from my psychotherapeutic massage with her that's this chick gets off on dressing like a young sexy cultural stereotype and craves the attention of middle-old age white men who come in hoping to get a "piece of that" while she jerks their dick. But here's the thing. It's a power play. She gets off on teasing it but she won't go anywhere near your junk. Denying you is the power trip she craves and she feeds off of it like the manic pixie vampire she envisions herself as.

Uhhh. I think I'll stick to the language barrier and the hand job. Thanks. I wasn't buying what Elizabeth is selling.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.[/QUOTE]

Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents!

[QUOTE=SexAddict96;6145093]For shits and giggles, I am thinking of trying this place. You mentioned teasing. How much of a tease is it? Is it enough where the touching would be somewhat inappropriate if the customer was female? Or is it strictly legit and all covered?[/QUOTE]The tease was in her visual aesthetic and through some conversation of what she referred to as crazy men who come in to see her looking for more than a massage. I definitely got the feeling there's nothing more on the table with her you're getting a massage with a side of crazy. All exotic no erotic .

[QUOTE=Tmac32;6145296]Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents![/QUOTE]Thanks for the info! I'm always looking for girls with nice asses!

[QUOTE=Tmac32;6145296]Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents![/QUOTE]Just clarifying. Did you pay a house fee of $100 for 45 minutes and then tip $100? Seems to be a lot for what you got.

[QUOTE=Pachelbel;6145787]Just clarifying. Did you pay a house fee of $100 for 45 minutes and then tip $100? Seems to be a lot for what you got.[/QUOTE]As a general rule of thumb, latinas generally cost more $ than Asians, and that is dreadfully apparent here in nova where lmps are much more scarce than AMPs. They also tend to be far more younger / attractive than the Asian counterparts you will find here in nova. So the extra $ is probably warranted in this case.

[QUOTE=Tmac32;6145296]Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents![/QUOTE]Nice review but it did sound like you spent a lot of money for what you got but if she's hot and young with a big ass then it was probably well worth it. Did you notice any older woman, maybe 40-55 range? Maybe belonging to the Culioneros species? Typically, a Colombian or Venezuelan will fall into this category. Haven't been with a Latina in a long time since I discovered AMP's 3 years ago. I miss it.

I hope the senior membership does not scold me for not doing my research on the board.

Thanks all for your feedback. I went to the complex where there are 2 3 AMPs. I was planning on going to Golden but it was closed. So tried YG. Greeted at the door by old mama San. She demanded 50 house fee for 30 min. Once inside, the girl greeted me, she was probably in her 30's but nice body. OK massage, on the flip I asked for FS, she was not willing at first but finally agreed for 200. Overall alright experience. I was in a rush so even if it was a little expensive, it was an OK experience.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6145958]As a general rule of thumb, latinas generally cost more $ than Asians, and that is dreadfully apparent here in nova where lmps are much more scarce than AMPs. They also tend to be far more younger / attractive than the Asian counterparts you will find here in nova. So the extra $ is probably warranted in this case.[/QUOTE]Come to MoCo. We have young and attractive Asians doing the same for .8.

[QUOTE=Tmac32;6145296]Had a dream at a local favorite For Him For Her. I saw Fabiola. This was my first time dreaming of her. She is taller than the other providers there with a great fit and a slender body. Her ass is amazing not much up top. She speaks very little English so knowing Spanish will help you communicate. Long story short, her massage is decent. Not much teasing at all while laying face down. On the flip she started at the thighs and did not shy away from Jr. She gave a front massage and came back for the finish. YMMV. For me I started with OTC which she was fine with. Then I pulled down her leggings to see that perfect ass. She was wearing a thong. Didn't seem like more was on the table. There was no negotiation. I paid the house fee of 1 for 45 minutes and tipped 1. She very easily could be worth more. Good luck gents![/QUOTE]I saw her last week as well. I had similar experience, although I didn't get her to remove anything as she didn't talk at all and I was wondering if it would be legit, although on the flip she gave the HE, but it was kind of stoic or robotic. I just left her a. 4 tip for basic NOVA.

[QUOTE=ChadZ77;6145085]I think I may have had Yin the first time which was earlier in the summer. Great massage and she was a little more flirty. She definitely whispered in my ear to ask if I wanted to upgrade from 60 minutes to 90 minutes. Which by the way just means a longer massage. She has strong hands for a little lady and the massage was great. I didn't understand her name when she told me. I actually thought she said Lauren which is how I ended up with Laura. Laura is probably the other one there that you saw. She always has a mask on and scrubs. It is always pretty busy there and I have heard women in there getting massages. It is odd that they keep the door open until the flip. Maybe it's a safety thing.

Scheduling is tough because the manager's English on the telephone is bad. She seems to understand better in person.

Again, great Massage no HE. I am actually ok with it. I am still semi hopeful. I'll keep you all posted.[/QUOTE]I would say we had a similar experience. I can't say enough about this spa and if you think there busy now wait until these reviews hit. They will be slammed. Poor Yin. She is such a doll, older but intriguing. I think she is lonely. One thing about the Chinese, they are very direct with their comments. I have noticed this with other Chinese providers. I told Yin the other day that I had over done my workout and that I was very sore. She could tell and told me that I was very stupid for working out so hard at my age. I don't think she meant it that way. We both laughed.

Regards.

[QUOTE=Djmd1;6141116]Does anyone know if Lilys on maple is open? I was calling to make an appointment and no one answers.[/QUOTE]I'm fairly certain Lily is closed. Signs have been down for a little while now.

Been out of the game for awhile, but jumped back today after a long absence. Pine doesn't beat around the Bush with the how long you want 30 minutes or 60 minutes, it's pretty much you want blank and how much you pay.

Lady was nice looking with good body and nice nips. A great time was had by all, I do highly recommend if you like the option for very expanded menu at an AMP. Massage was nice too😀.

[QUOTE=Dunnit;6103706]Looks like Ronda is back, I assume rooming with Tara again.

[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/annandale/22552048.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the info! I dreamed of her for 1 h at $$.20. Pictures are her but face is touched up a bit. Still she's not ugly at all and has a great rack. Her personality is awesome! Nice, funny, charming lady! Didn't waste a lot of time and got to CBJ, ACG and that's about all I could take with my hands squeezing her ample tits. Afterward, the massage was exactly what I needed with a lot of stretching and, again, her cool fun demeanor. Thumbs up!

[QUOTE=JimRob;6146356]Been out of the game for awhile, but jumped back today after a long absence. Pine doesn't beat around the Bush with the how long you want 30 minutes or 60 minutes, it's pretty much you want blank and how much you pay..[/QUOTE]A bit more detail would be appreciated. Name of girl, damage and service rendered. PM if that's easier.

[QUOTE=Pachelbel;6145787]Just clarifying. Did you pay a house fee of $100 for 45 minutes and then tip $100? Seems to be a lot for what you got.[/QUOTE]Fellas tip what you feel according to your service. I'm a sucker for a great ass! But yes house fee is definitely high there. 100 for 45 minutes and 120 for an hour.

[QUOTE=DonQuiote;6146199]I saw her last week as well. I had similar experience, although I didn't get her to remove anything as she didn't talk at all and I was wondering if it would be legit, although on the flip she gave the HE, but it was kind of stoic or robotic. I just left her a. 4 tip for basic NOVA.[/QUOTE]From what you saw, what did you think of her ass?

Stopped by this evening and was met by friendly face named "Tiny" (at least that is what I think she said). I would say she was late 30's / early 40's with a youthful appearance. She had straight shinny hair that fell just past her shoulder blades. You can tell she takes care of her skin and teeth as she had a great smile and clear skin. She is a spinner type with some natural Bs and the typical small / flat Asian booty. Massage was okay but nothing to write home about. A much better massage can be had across the street by Amy. Full covered menu was available. She asked for $$ but settled for $. 6. Total damage was $$. 2. I left relaxed and slightly lighter than when I arrived. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Tomk2323;6146732]From what you saw, what did you think of her ass?[/QUOTE]She was wearing a thick dark blue jumper dress that went down to her knees and she was wearing thick tights underneath. , So I didn't have a fair assessment of the ass.

There really wasn't any teasing either. It wasn't until the flip that she went to massage my junk, but there was no soft touch or teasing prior.

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;6146098]Come to MoCo. We have young and attractive Asians doing the same for .8.[/QUOTE]We do? PG County does, but I'm not sure about "young". Maybe sometimes. If there are young and attractive Asians in MoCo for any price, PM me because that's not something we've had available for any a decade as far as I know.

MoCo does have latinas, but there is no "massage" veneer, they're escorts. The one or two Latina massage places that do pop up from time to time tend to be outrageously overpriced for minimal services.

[QUOTE=PuntaJaco43;6145974]Nice review but it did sound like you spent a lot of money for what you got but if she's hot and young with a big ass then it was probably well worth it. Did you notice any older woman, maybe 40-55 range? Maybe belonging to the Culioneros species? Typically, a Colombian or Venezuelan will fall into this category. Haven't been with a Latina in a long time since I discovered AMP's 3 years ago. I miss it.

I hope the senior membership does not scold me for not doing my research on the board.[/QUOTE]Most there, including Fabiola, are Bolivian.

I was on Craigslist and saw this listing and then googled the number and found DMV Latina Massage instagram page. Any intel? I texted w / a few of them but couldn't get our schedules to align. I also searched the board but didn't see anything. Seems to be a larger network as they have several girls in VA and MD. Any relation to FHOH?

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/7536218348.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/dmvlatinamassage/[/URL]

I ran across Lara's ad. I thought the pics might be TGTBT but then found myself in the area and thought, why not? The voice on the phone was a sexy coo. Oh well, I thought.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/2016147[/URL]

The pictures are hers, with the (currently) blonde look. Tall in heels. A fabulous rack, natural feeling. They are enhanced, the photos are not. A firm body all over. A personality to make you smile and feel comfortable.

The service is as advertised. A solid massage (in lacy robe, corset and smile) with butt play and languorous HE to follow. She left me suitably drained but with fewer muscle knots.

The location is quiet, super discreet but central to Crystal City with local parking. A clean studio with subdued lighting and soft music (I've tried hotel girls with the shopping channel blaring. Puts me off my feed).

Overall. Good value, a real looker, and great for those who don't demand FS.

Decided to try a new place, off rt 1 near beacon mall. Very discreet and low key. Upon arrival I was greeted by at early 30's K girl. Slim nice body with pretty face. Damage was. 80 for hour, table shower was basic but served it's purpose. Decent massage but didn't give me the full hour, around 35 min asked to flip and FS options were available. I went with CBJ. 1 damage was worth the trip and will visit again.

Been awhile since I have been to Diamond flash, mainly because Kiko is "never available". I'm not a big fan of always "tying new girl". I goto to a steak house when I want a steak and a seafood place when I want crab. Not a big fan of potluck. Anyways I digress.

Cindy was available and she is pretty young. Early 30's I would say. Nice body not that she revealed any of it.

Massage was good, did a solid 30 min shoulders to back. Flip came and and she saw jr semi standing and asked if he needed special attention to which I said "always".

She has a very nice technique. Soft and slow at first with plenty of lotion / oil combination. As things progressed the pace did not but the pressure did. Made for a pretty sensual experience and got the nob done in a very relaxing man er. Only allowed OTC but was not complaining as I railed my way through her body.

Clean up, a few hugs and a thank you and out I went. I will repeat for sure. 60/60 due to her no rush attitude and unique experience.

Stay safe!

Rub.

[QUOTE=Stroon78;6148118]I was on Craigslist and saw this listing and then googled the number and found DMV Latina Massage instagram page. Any intel? I texted w / a few of them but couldn't get our schedules to align. I also searched the board but didn't see anything. Seems to be a larger network as they have several girls in VA and MD. Any relation to FHOH?

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/7536218348.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/dmvlatinamassage/[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen Magi Alex and Alis. Good if you're in need of a quick rub and tug. Nothing more available other than standard NOVA. Magi will take off the top if you're polite the other two girls will not. YMMV.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6148314]I've seen Magi Alex and Alis. Good if you're in need of a quick rub and tug. Nothing more available other than standard NOVA. Magi will take off the top if you're polite the other two girls will not. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the info. I was thinking about trying Magi or Alexis but stumbled upon Lourdes in PG which might be closer. Do you you know if they are related? The base price is the same but she didn't mention any extras. The other two certainly did immediately.

Any recommendation for indi Thai who give top-notch massage?

Went to smooth water spa in fairfax, and it sucked. The front door was open which was weird. I had to wait for the massage to start with a lot of chatter between my older lady and a younger sounding one. She didn't tease at all or flirt. It sucked so much when I flipped I said that I'm just here for a massage which I've never done. And she didn't give me my change for the HH, charged 50 but gave 60. I passed her a twenty after 20 minutes and left. I will never go back.

Just noticed Wellness Time is King Massage in Woodbridge. Anytime know if services have changed? Feel free to DM.

[QUOTE=JennyKk;6149197]Any recommendation for indi Thai who give top-notch massage?[/QUOTE]I've had a dream about Candy before who gives a great massage. I've posted her contact details in a previous report about the dream. Good luck!

[QUOTE=Adam2238;6149334]Went to smooth water spa in fairfax, and it sucked. The front door was open which was weird. I had to wait for the massage to start with a lot of chatter between my older lady and a younger sounding one. She didn't tease at all or flirt. It sucked so much when I flipped I said that I'm just here for a massage which I've never done. And she didn't give me my change for the HH, charged 50 but gave 60. I passed her a twenty after 20 minutes and left. I will never go back.[/QUOTE]There's been an insistence from many a monger on the board for younger providers in NOVA. But from my experience it's rare to find it here at the AMPs and even rarer still to find a young provider worth her weight in gold. The younger ones are low effort, demanding, and expect high $tip while providing very little service. They lack the skill, technique, and gravitas that the older providers hone; some even wield it like a weapon here in these parts and are even able to defy the ugly touch of time. Smooth has two providers, Angela, who resembles the former and Kiki, who resembles the latter.

Angela, the younger sounding one, is in her early 20's. She's attractive enough but lacks the skills to give a good massage and on several occasions strait up gave up after 20 min of rub to just go to her phone. She does put on a facade and will sweet talk and manipulate you to her guiles. She will offer a standard nova if you push her but she'll put about as much effort into it as one does brushing their teeth or taking a piss. Then she'll demand a large tip and if you let it she'll entrap you in the same cycle on repeat with diminishing returns (yes I'm speaking from experience).

Then there's Kiki, or there used to be Kiki, without a description im inclined to believe she also isn’t the one you saw and perhaps maybe there’s a third older provider and if so then I can’t be much help. But Kiki is twice her apprentices age but also has twice the skill and is still and object of beauty. Massage is good, gives you the full hour. Has a great attitude, not demanding. And will give you a NOVA+ with potential to exceed that save FS if you become a regular with her. She's the one you should see the challenge is ignoring the lure of a younger provider.

Smooth also has a lot of turnovers and I’ve had my fair share of bad times there with providers who weren’t Kiki. But I’ve only ever had good experiences with her. If she still works there and wasn’t the one you saw I would recommend ONLY returning if it’s w/ her.

Take my advice or don't.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6145958]As a general rule of thumb, latinas generally cost more $ than Asians, and that is dreadfully apparent here in nova where lmps are much more scarce than AMPs. They also tend to be far more younger / attractive than the Asian counterparts you will find here in nova. So the extra $ is probably warranted in this case.[/QUOTE]Dude, you still paid too much as other members said, sorry.

[QUOTE=Adam2238;6149334]Went to smooth water spa in fairfax, and it sucked. The front door was open which was weird. I had to wait for the massage to start with a lot of chatter between my older lady and a younger sounding one. She didn't tease at all or flirt. It sucked so much when I flipped I said that I'm just here for a massage which I've never done. And she didn't give me my change for the HH, charged 50 but gave 60. I passed her a twenty after 20 minutes and left. I will never go back.[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting. Yelp gives this place 4. 5 stars as do a few dubious massage review websites. I give it 2 stars. I first tried to go here a few years ago when I moved back in the area. When I came through the door a grandmother took me into the back massage room and flirted with me. I asked her where the younger girls were that were in the pictures in the advertisements on multiple websites. She told me those are just pictures. I bolted. She tried to get me to stay by saying another lady was there to give me a massage. I never looked back. They were following down the hall to the lower lobby! That was well before the lockdown. During the lockdown I think it was one of the only places that was open initially. So I gave in another try, which I keep doing due to its proximity to where I live and semi-private entrance on the back of the building. There was a petite lady there who gave "the best" massage + HE. She was gone in a few weeks back to NY I suppose. It has been hit or miss. About a month ago I had a very good massage from an older lady (40's). Nice chat as well since here English was good. HE was included. I made sure to tip well. As I read earlier, I have had a few of the younger ladies there for a massage which was not very good and am not sure where they learned some of their techniques. I almost had to laugh when one youngster split my legs so they were hanging off the table in a most uncomfortable position. She did not say much until it was time for her tip, then I got a hug and a smile. Well, sometimes I am just in the mood to see how bad it can be in comparison to my time living in Asia. And that was like paradise. That is my dream.

Guys, we're very lucky as we have AMPs (Asian Massage Parlors), LMPs (Latina Massage Parlors) and we used to even have RMPs (Russian Massage Parlors) which were great while they lasted. But if anyone comes across any providers from the subcontinent (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh or Bengal) would you please PM me. A Vietnamese or Sri Lankan provider would be a welcome change of pace too. To steal a phrase, "Always be kind to the ladies."

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;6146098]Come to MoCo. We have young and attractive Asians doing the same for .8.[/QUOTE]What are the good ones in MoCo with young and attractive Asians?

TL / DR: Crappy massage w / standard finish. Won't repeat.

It's been a while since Breeze Spa in Herndon was reviewed so I figured I would stop by. When I arrived, they were at capacity so the mamasan asked me to come back in an hour. I took this a good sign and left. Later I returned and was met by late-40's to early-50's Chinese lady named YoYo. Not skinny but not fat. She had that 50 yr old Asian lady figure. Based on her clothes I could tell this was going to be a standard NOVA finish place. She wasn't horrible so I figured I'd give her a shot. Paid for 30 minutes and got on the table. When she came back in the room she was wearing a mask. If there was any doubt in my mind as to the kind of experience this was going to be, this cleared it up. She began with a very rough massage where the towel was present (between her hands / forearms and my body) at all times. As you can imagine this didn't feel great. I asked for a medium but I think she thought I said hard. Regardless I had to ask her to lighten up twice. After enduring this across my entire body and head, it was time for the flip. At this point I'm ready to leave. She offers the finish and I accept (might as well). The standard NOVA isn't really my thing unless I am excited and the technique is exquisite. Neither were the case here. Her technique was pretty terrible but I eventually was able to finish. Part of me just wanted to she how long she would go at it before giving up. Regardless, she was pleasant and winded by the end. I left her. 60 on the counter and we said our goodbyes. There was at least one other provider at the place but I don't think I'll be returning to find out if she's any better. I won't repeat.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.