How Much Pussy Can One Man Eat??
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;4788826]Even if they do open in June, who knows what kind of talent will be available? How many girls simply went back to China to ride it out?
[/QUOTE]From what I understand, none of the girls have gone back to China! My 50 yr old AMP told me this. Meanwhile, she's been seeing her higher end customers (2-3 a day). As for me, our sex life is basically non-existent! I get the, " My mouth is too sore! My pussy is too sore" story. The other day I was banging her 20 yr old "niece" when she walked in on us. She pulled my hair and said, " After you're done I want to see you"! Twenty minutes goes by and Kim comes out to see us still fucking. She yells at niece, "Did you cum yet"? She answered. " Twice"! Kim pulls me off of Tia and walks me to her room by my dick. "Tia is my b*tch! If she wants to play she has to get MY permission first!! " She goes to the front room and grabs Tia by the hair, lays K9 on the bed and says," This is your punishment!" She shoves Tia underneath her then looks at me and points to her ass and commands, " Eat"!
Needless to say Tia and I both wound up with indigestion that night!!
Fuck that Fat Slob Times Two
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;4796863]I'm just relaying what I've been told. Spas are going to open in 8 days.[/QUOTE]JB Prick-ger. A rich billionaire who has one set of standards for he and his family and another for the peons and constituents. I heard the latter also. June is next phase and salons / spa's open.
But the City of Chicago will not be following Phase 3 of Pritzker's Plan
[QUOTE=Wenger;4797157]Should be good to go next Friday.
CHICAGO Starting May 29, the state is on track to enter Phase 3 of Gov. JB Pritzker's "Restore Illinois" plan. So, what does that mean for your very lackluster social life?
It means you can hang out with nine friends, go camping, have a picnic, get your haircut, get a massage, get a tattoo as long as you're in groups of 10 or less, wear a mask and wash your hands a lot. And, of course, as long as you're not sick.
[URL]https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/20/outdoor-dining-camping-tattoos-haircuts-and-picnics-with-friends-heres-whats-allowed-starting-may-29/[/URL]
-w.[/QUOTE]Looks like AMPs, or getting a massage in general won't be an option according to Lightfoot's plan. She believes, and rightly so, that Chicago, still a national hotspot for COVID-19, isn't ready yet.
[URL]https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/21/were-not-them-were-gonna-be-smart-unlike-florida-and-georgia-chicago-will-reopen-based-on-science-lightfoot-says/?fbclid=IwAR3r__duIbClODyiPoSmvU9rVSt7b28ePi-riDsJnXLPUeOF9bNoUdgmk_Y[/URL]
Dirty Penises in a Women's Washroom:
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Wash your hands a lot.
[URL]https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/05/20/outdoor-dining-camping-tattoos-haircuts-and-picnics-with-friends-heres-whats-allowed-starting-may-29/[/URL]
-w.[/QUOTE]Was in a rush and had to take a pee. Men's washroom was broken, so I barged into the women's! There was a frumpy looking, full-figured, middle aged lady, shirtless with HUGE breasts busting out of her granny-bra washing her shirt. I stopped at the sink to wash my hands first. She barked, " WTH are you doing" I apologetically told her, "Lady, I really have to take a pee"! After washing my hands I bolted towards the stall, dropped my dong and let out a relieving groan as I whizzed out my beverage. Suddenly, the door slams open! "OMG!! Do you realize this is the ladies washroom and you can go to jail for this" The lady cries!"Lady, please, let me pee in peace, I replied. I'm still peeing and I notice the lady's shadow over my shoulder. I turn to her as I'm finishing up and notice her staring at my mid-section with her nickel thick nipples poking from her thick bra! I said, "Lady! WTF are you looking at"? She smiled and said, "My husband used to have a big cock and yours is about his size"! I said, " Used too"? She replied, " Yes, he passed on years ago". I gave her my condolences. With my manhood still exposed I stepped towards her, took her hand and placed it on my growing cock. Her eyes were glazing as I leaned in for a DFK! Our tongues met and I was surprised how passionately she kissed! I reached up and was amazed how big her nipples were. They must've been the biggest I felt and this was through her bra!
After a few seconds she came to her senses and jolted backwards! I told her it was ok as she apologized. I shoved Mr. Peter back into it's proper place while she re-arranged her bra fitting her breasts comfortably in her boulder holder. I gave her my phone number and leaned in for a parting kiss. As I was leaving she asked, " Aren't you going to wash your hands"? I replied, " I wash my hands before I take a pee".
Moral of the story is not that anything can happen anywhere, but wash your hands before you touch your dick!!