Massage Parlor Reports

[BLUE]I have a lot of respect for these guys I honestly do, I just disagree with how they think our least favorite uncle works.

New MP opens, they suspect, they watch MP, if nothing but guys go in, they send an undercover. If the chick gives them a handie then it's busted.

NOTHING anybody ever writes here will contribute to that. The reason? Because it's uncorroborated hearsay. Yes, I know the argument. Cops read this and then they go there based on this intel. It sounds good on paper, the only problem is it's not true. We have a couple retired cops that live down here and are mongers and without exception they say the same thing. No, they don't use the internet because there's too much bullshit.

Pilot and Jim, by continuing to push and explain over and over why you are doing what you are doing you are effectively discouraging members from what they otherwise might post. Post what you wish, but the convo about this is over. If it continues then I have to put you guys on moderation.

At the end of the day how do I know I'm right? 16 years and still nothing that has ever been written here has ever been used in court. Not one single time.

A2

By the way, I killed Jimmy Hoffa.

And I shot Kennedy, Oswald was my patsy

Plus I got a blowjob from a hooker at FF in Chantilly during a layover at Dullas. I gave her 50 bucks.

See what I mean?

Yeah and that hooker named Candy at FF, she gave me a body cavity search. It was great.[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;2519642]Useless. Hmmmmm. I disagree.

Yes, Krakatoa missed the clue.

Many of us do not explicitly identify locations or providers. Why? -- out of respect for those places / ladies that don't want the direct exposure of this forum (such as my ATF location and provider -- but MMS and Provider frequently remind the customers "no internet" -- and to maintain some discretion from Uncles (who admittedly know all. See all) and monger-trolls who manifest abusive demeanor in writing or in their lack of manners.

I've been to the location reviewed -- I agree with the reviewer -- a nice place, but better massage available nearby (in fact, several locations within the same half-mile.).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2522758]When it comes to posting reports in the forum, there's only so much a hobbyist can do to protect the AMP or indie provider, the rest is up to them. FWIW, I operate under the assumption that Uncle LEO pretty much knows which MPs are legit and which provide extras. And, if a new place opens up, I'm guessing they believe the worst about it until proven otherwise.

So when it comes to giving the name of a place, I personally don't feel any need to talk in riddles or cryptic clues. Besides, a LEO who works the AMP beat can probably decipher any code better than most mongers. My preference is to discuss service levels and prices (std NOVA, NOVA+, or other) and my general level of satisfaction, but to only discuss specifics of the masseuse via PM with trusted members.

IMHO, it's the nature of the biz that all AMPs will attract unwanted LEO attention at some point. It's the responsibility of the AMP itself, and the individual girls, to be cautious about stings and there's only so much a hobbyist can do. By keeping some specifics on the down-low, Uncle will still have to do their own homework and figure things out on their own.

BTW, whenever I encounter an AMP girl who doesn't do enough to make sure I'm not Uncle LEO, I make sure to have a talk with her (after the end of the session, of course) and I try to give her with a few tips so she can hopefully avoid problems.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoaminRoman;2526996]By not providing levels of detail akin to a body orifice search, the Pilot, JmSuttr, and I are basically employing a level of circumspection but also encouraging others (whose interest might be piqued by our reports) to follow up with PMs [U]that enquire with [b]meaningful[/b] questions[/U]. I emphasize this because it's unlikely that any of us have the luxury of answering a lot of trivial questions or providing information that other can find or determine on their own. In this way, the intent of the forum doesn't suffer, but certain information remains more discrete. As JmSuttr says, "[I]There's only so much a monger can do[/I]. " However, if any given monger (such as yourself, I'd say) has built up sufficient "board cred," then there's probably little reason to fret about sending a back-channel message.

Roman.[/QUOTE]

Pressure from somewhere--be it put off neighbors or politicians--is what motivates LE to act, not internet reports. The reports on here may serve as makeweights and post hoc rationalizations on behalf of LE, but if the decision is made to take an establishment down because of a belief it is providing a level of service the LE is not comfortable with, we can be quiet as church mice and it won't change a thing. In the age of Google, "intrepid" journalists can find this site after they learn of a bust. And cops can tell them, "yeah, we saw those monger reports" but doesn't mean this site prompted the bust.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2527190][BLUE]I have a lot of respect for these guys I honestly do, I just disagree with how they think our least favorite uncle works..

NOTHING anybody ever writes here will contribute to that. The reason? Because it's uncorroborated hearsay.

Pilot and Jim, by continuing to push and explain over and over why you are doing what you are doing you are effectively discouraging members from what they otherwise might post. Post what you wish, but the convo about this is over. If it continues then I have to put you guys on moderation.

At the end of the day how do I know I'm right? 16 years and still nothing that has ever been written here has ever been used in court. Not one single time.

[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Amen. Thank you, Admin2 for the clarification. I also appreciate the contributions of our senior posters but let's encourage members to communicate clearly in English rather than suppress their participation.

I recently decided to get back into things since some places have been shutdown. My first visit was to Oasis in Dumfries as I had heard that Mia worked there. Found out she was gone, but a new girl was there. She was in her mid to late 30's and kind of pretty. Once we got to the room, I should have turned around and left. It was 40 for 30 minutes. She asked for money up front, told me to get undress but to leave underwear on. I thought that was to protect everyone. I gave her the money and she said this is for massage only, not tip. Needless to say, massage sucked. On the flip I would look at her and smile and she said "What are you looking at". Don't waste your time herewith her. If you get the Mamasan you at least get a NOVA finish.

The second spa was much better. Located in the Vienna area that goes by two names, I had a blast. Her name was Vickie, very pretty, about 5"2, maybe 115 lbs, and 34 B's. I opted for 30 minutes, nice soft touch with lots of teasing. I knew it was going to be an awesome time when she took me into the room and gave me a hug and a DFK. When the massage started, I started to rub her thighs and up her skirt to let her know of my intentions. I was able to roam freely but no insertion. After the flip, more roaming UTC both top and bottom, some feeding and more DFK, sucking on her neck which she loved! Very nice finish! After I got dressed, gave me a hug and more DFK. She also started to grind against me as I held her ass, with promise of a lot more next time!

Be safe out there Gents!

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I went to go see Ellie in Arlington, simple call / text appointment setup. I honestly made this choice because I was bored and curious and I obviously wasn't going for a 10/10 knockout girl. As my previous reviews on here would suggest, I go see the weird / odd ones. Anyways this was basically a "tantra" experience and I really don't know what that experience entails, but it ultimately amounted to her giving me a super light massage with oils and rubbing spots / points on my body for very long times. For example she was rubbing the spot on my balls / taint for what I swear was a good 15 minutes. Not exciting to the say the least and as the session moved on she started to smother me with her body, she is a larger heavy set women so I guess that's her thing. She gyrated and humped me for quite a bit, lots of heavy breathing. The sessions I paid for was 90 minutes and I really had no idea what I was getting myself into. She was conversational though and seemed to be all there mentally so not a wacko. She whispered a lot in my ears with a lot of erotic banter, I had to go along otherwise it would have been more awkward then it was, I was really just along for the ride.

After all that it came down to the standard NoVA finish, a good rub and tug with oils and I guess she wanted it on her face so that's what she got. I guess if I had to peg this session in a nutshell, she was a light massager with light domination that ended off with a standard nova finish. I won't go see her again the oils she used had a particular smell that I didn't like. I'm also really not in to whatever that was, so I won't be repeating. Things to note if you do go see her, she wants to meet you in the lobby first and will escort you up to the room rather than just give you the room number / floor, so not really discreet to the say the least.

My recent visits to Culpeper and Warrenton areas yielded a few findings to the tune of 1) Royal Spa in Culpeper is closed, 2) Zen Reflexology in Culpeper has ceased their introductory pricing and is now. 6/ hr for a massage, and 3) approximate 25-year old Anna was working at Vivi Spa. Happiness abounds, YMMV. Happy 4th of July!

I very seldom have a chance to indulge, but on those rare occasions when I do, I always consult this board first. Seemed only fair to finally contribute in at least a small way.

I recently visited a place in SEVEN Corners that I've enjoyed in the past, in large part because of the quality of massage. This time was no different.

It's in a complex of buildings, but Google Maps gets you there with no problem. I drew Sonya, who was very friendly from the get-go, and paid the standard 0. 8 for an hour. Proceeded to the TS, which was thorough and relaxing. Then back to the room where I asked for a medium-strength massage (which was a good call, because her strong hands might have killed me if I'd asked for anything stronger). Very nice massage, took her time working my back, neck, arms, butt, legs, and feet. It was just on the good side of painful in a working-the-kinks-out sort of way. It would have been worth the price of admission for that alone.

Then the towel disappeared, a little light rubbing, and the flip. No discussion of extras, which was fine since I was only interested in a typical NoVa finish (mission accomplished). Cleaned up with cold towels (not hot), a little more work on my shoulders, and the clock showed my hour was up. I don't honestly know what the going rate is these days, even after RTFF, so I may have overtipped (DUCKING)))), but I gave her 0. 6 for an excellent massage and attitude. Brought me a bottle of cold water and I was on my way. Would certainly repeat if I had the opportunity.

Facilities are clean, and while I occasionally heard muffled conversations and ringing doorbell, it felt very private (the door was closed the whole time). As a first-timer, I hope that was an appropriate amount of info.

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I went to go see Ellie in Arlington, simple call / text appointment setup. I honestly made this choice because I was bored and curious and I obviously wasn't going for a 10/10 knockout girl. As my previous reviews on here would suggest, I go see the weird / odd ones. Anyways this was basically a "tantra" experience and I really don't know what that experience entails, but it ultimately amounted to her giving me a super light massage with oils and rubbing spots / points on my body for very long times. For example she was rubbing the spot on my balls / taint for what I swear was a good 15 minutes. Not exciting to the say the least and as the session moved on she started to smother me with her body, she is a larger heavy set women so I guess that's her thing. She gyrated and humped me for quite a bit, lots of heavy breathing. The sessions I paid for was 90 minutes and I really had no idea what I was getting myself into. She was conversational though and seemed to be all there mentally so not a wacko. She whispered a lot in my ears with a lot of erotic banter, I had to go along otherwise it would have been more awkward then it was, I was really just along for the ride.

After all that it came down to the standard NoVA finish, a good rub and tug with oils and I guess she wanted it on her face so that's what she got. I guess if I had to peg this session in a nutshell, she was a light massager with light domination that ended off with a standard nova finish. I won't go see her again the oils she used had a particular smell that I didn't like. I'm also really not in to whatever that was, so I won't be repeating. Things to note if you do go see her, she wants to meet you in the lobby first and will escort you up to the room rather than just give you the room number / floor, so not really discreet to the say the least.[/QUOTE]This is crazy, even fat porkers like this gal can charge and get 100 for a HJ and peeps will pay it. This girl couldn't even get the time of day anywhere else LOL.

PC out.

[QUOTE=Inanity;2532805]I very seldom have a chance to indulge, but on those rare occasions when I do, I always consult this board first. Seemed only fair to finally contribute in at least a small way.

I recently visited a place in SEVEN Corners that I've enjoyed in the past, in large part because of the quality of massage. This time was no different.

It's in a complex of buildings, but Google Maps gets you there with no problem. I drew Sonya, who was very friendly from the get-go, and paid the standard 0. 8 for an hour. Proceeded to the TS, which was thorough and relaxing. Then back to the room where I asked for a medium-strength massage (which was a good call, because her strong hands might have killed me if I'd asked for anything stronger). Very nice massage, took her time working my back, neck, arms, butt, legs, and feet. It was just on the good side of painful in a working-the-kinks-out sort of way. It would have been worth the price of admission for that alone.

Then the towel disappeared, a little light rubbing, and the flip. No discussion of extras, which was fine since I was only interested in a typical NoVa finish (mission accomplished). Cleaned up with cold towels (not hot), a little more work on my shoulders, and the clock showed my hour was up. I don't honestly know what the going rate is these days, even after RTFF, so I may have overtipped (DUCKING)))), but I gave her 0. 6 for an excellent massage and attitude. Brought me a bottle of cold water and I was on my way. Would certainly repeat if I had the opportunity.

Facilities are clean, and while I occasionally heard muffled conversations and ringing doorbell, it felt very private (the door was closed the whole time). As a first-timer, I hope that was an appropriate amount of info.[/QUOTE]Yes that was a good review. I haven't been to this particular place yet but I might check it out. I haven't been straying from my 3 regular places lately so maybe I need to mix it up.

[QUOTE=Inanity;2532805]I very seldom have a chance to indulge, [/QUOTE]Seems like this place has always gotten good reviews, although none recently that I recall. So it's nice to hear things are going well, and nice to hear they finally got their TS working.

I have been a few times, but it sort of fell out of my rotation, though not for any particular reason.

Most people would say that 0. 4 is appropriate for the service you received, but hey, those twenties do tend to slip out when a guy is really relaxed.

So, a couple of weeks ago I stopped by the ATM before visiting one of my favorite spas.

The usual manager was out of town and the place was being hosted by this cute ancient lady with a sense of humor. She would be played in the movies by Lily Tomlin.

Both of the girls working that day were new, so I took pot luck. I laid five jacksons down on the table. (Yes I know, but this practice has always served me well here. It's a high-rent neighborhood. Doctors from the nearby hospital come in and throw lots of money around, I am told. The ladies love me. Deal with it.).

I wasn't overly impressed when Sue first walked in. She's from the short-legged, round faced end of the gene pool, and her fashion sense was of the old Asian lady style. But on closer inspection I discovered taut perfect skin that suggested mid thirties and beautiful natural breasts with sturdy, delicious knobs.

More importantly, she was fun and friendly and susceptible to my charms. She was happy to go with my suggested role reversal. ('Tis better to give than to receive, IMO).

Anyway, no one was fully served, of course, but we probed the boundaries of local custom and both enjoyed our time together. YMMV ofcourse.

I decided to play some more when I got back from Baltimore (on be'more thread) and called the Chinese ladies. I called the same number as before and Sonny answered. I verified a time and venue and ventured out. I then got a call from a number I didn't recognize and it was another Chinese woman who told me to use her number and to not call the other number. When I got to the location, I called for the room and was told Sonny was out for the next 30-40 minutes. I complained and said I had an appointment and demanded compensation. The lady agreed and dropped the price by. 20. When Sonny got back, I got the room number and was met by a middle aged Chinese woman who had a little extra weight. I apologized, declined and let myself out making my way quickly to the car. Within one minute, I got a call from the other number asking me what was wrong and why did I leave. I told the woman the last time I was there, I spent time with an absolutely gorgeous young woman who was amazingly talented. This time I see Sonny who is middle aged and pudgy and if I wanted that, I would have stayed home and fucked my wife. There was a brief silence and she replied. OK. Maybe next time. I asked when the next rotation was coming through and she said in a week and to call back then. I will repeat, but won't accept mamasan over a young nubile woman. Stay safe out there!

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;2533995]So, a couple of weeks ago I stopped by the ATM before visiting one of my favorite spas.

[/QUOTE]I went back to see Sue and feel obliged to report that she is probably ten years older than what I said earlier. Sometimes my own mileage varies. Nonetheless, we had a great time.

I should have posted this about a month ago but been on the road. I had contacted Norma from Craigslist about 3 months ago and our schedules didn't line up. Finally had free time and made the appointment. Booking is easy, she is located in the Alexandria area in a safe and clean private condominium with a discrete entrance. The massage is truly CMT quality and she will not short you time. Very professional and makes enough small talk to put you at ease throughout. Draping is optional. She uses non-scented oils, not sure if the shower is available- didn't ask. She is more than capable of deep tissue, in fact my traps were sore the next day but I asked for a deep massage and she asks for feedback along the way. A little teasing along the way and an enjoyable NOVA finish was offered. I'd repeat.

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Based on a recent report on Seven, I decided to take a trip to 7 Corners and check it out myself. Last time I was there, I had Mickey and had a great time. Manager said Mickey is gone so I got Candy.

Massage was ok, noVa activities were good, Candy is toned and has a nice body. 80/60 was the rate as she let me "feed". I wished Mickey was there as she was more accommodating. Manager said Hanna is still there but only works here and there (I had her as well and recommend to avoid her. Too greedy).

As I was exiting, I saw the other provider who works there and she was pretty good looking. I have gone this spot on and off for the last several years and I think they tend to have the better looking, and younger, K girls here.