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[QUOTE=Slo Mo;1483818]Well after a long time of debating, I decided to TOFTT. Oh boy, what total waste of my time and money. I read fellow seniors advice but decided for some reason to think my experience would be otherwise. I arivied at her Incall and was greeted at the door by the girl in the pics, but she looked about 20lbs heavier in person than the pics. As soon as I entered she holds her hand out and wants me to pay her. At this point I'm like WTF, so I pay her. We agreed on a $ for 30min. So I go ahead and get partially undressed thinking I'm about to receive a BJ, this is where the starts, she wants me to "tip" her. 5 more and I'm like hell no. So at this point I'm like fuck let's just get it over with, so we get ready for some covered doggie. All of a sudden she has to take a piss! I'm thinking this rude fuck! She gets done comes to the bed bends over lifts her dress up and says come on. So I get it started and after about 5min I want to change positions to missionary, she tells me no, she doesn't want mess her hair up! LOL. So now I'm at the point where I'm just ready to bust and get it over with, and that's what I did. I'm highly upset at myself for not taking everyone's advice, I have to get out and find some other provider to wash the sour taste out my mouth. Bottom line she sucks and I will NOT, I repeat I will NOT ever see her again![/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that bro. For future reference her name is Ms. Holiday with the number 901. 406. 2907.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1484672]Always taking care of my good friend.[/QUOTE]Thanks Glock. Believe I will go and eat that booty this morning. Got my whip cream. My tongue to spread it with.

I will call you and Steve so you can here the moaning and hollering. Give it to me BC, give it to me. LOL

Have I found just the ticket for you Nashville Talibunnies. This is Fatimah. She is one hot chick, especially in those 130 degree deserts. She can suck a camel through a garden hose. Speaking of camels, a fifty pound sack of camel feed will get you anything you want. Of course everything she does is covered, like from head to toe. So keep those dicks out of sight and where they belong. Glock. :D

A total change from the Nashville Talibunny shot that I just posted. I understand from BC that she is returning next week. To remind you what she looks like, here is a jaw dropping black and white shot I took of her. Not quite retro, but damn close.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1485298]Have I found just the ticket for you Nashville Talibunnies. This is Fatimah. She is one hot chick, especially in those 130 degree deserts. She can suck a camel through a garden hose. Speaking of camels, a fifty pound sack of camel feed will get you anything you want. Of course everything she does is covered, like from head to toe. So keep those dicks out of sight and where they belong. Glock. :D[/QUOTE]Shame on you Glock, that's my cousin.

[QUOTE=Nucks;1486826]Shame on you Glock, that's my cousin.[/QUOTE]Yeah, she is easy to recognize. I should have blurred her eyes.

[QUOTE=Nucks;1486826]Shame on you Glock, that's my cousin.[/QUOTE]LOL thats funny nucks. We both wish we had a cousin that looks like that. LOL When you coming to town.

[QUOTE=BootyCall;1486953]LOL thats funny nucks. We both wish we had a cousin that looks like that. LOL When you coming to town.[/QUOTE]I'm going to bust a nut trying to get there next week. I want to see Monica. Don't let her get so booked up that I can't get in. PM me with all of the particulars.

[QUOTE=BootyCall;1486953]LOL thats funny nucks. We both wish we had a cousin that looks like that. LOL When you coming to town.[/QUOTE]It's possible he was referring to Fatimah, not Monica. Only the Nashville Talibunnies would want a cousin lilke Fatimah!

[QUOTE=Nucks; 1487008]I'm going to bust a nut trying to get there next week. I want to see Monica. Don't let her get so booked up that I can't get in. PM me with all of the particulars. [/QUOTE)

Hey man you in like flinn. All I need to know is day and time. I take care of it for you. She will do what you want. I know what you like so she will be ready to do what you like. Come on down brother.

In anticipation of Monica's upcoming visit, here are two more shots of her that are each very different. I think that Monica may be in the top three most beautiful providers that I have photographed. I am not going to mention the other two, nor what order they are in. Don't want to piss anyone off.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1487502]In anticipation of Monica's upcoming visit, here are two more shots of her that are each very different. I think that Monica may be in the top three most beautiful providers that I have photographed. I am not going to mention the other two, nor what order they are in. Don't want to piss anyone off.[/QUOTE]Monica is a sweetheart for sure! And a great model!

[QUOTE=Glockman;1485298]Have I found just the ticket for you Nashville Talibunnies. This is Fatimah. She is one hot chick, especially in those 130 degree deserts. She can suck a camel through a garden hose. Speaking of camels, a fifty pound sack of camel feed will get you anything you want. Of course everything she does is covered, like from head to toe. So keep those dicks out of sight and where they belong. Glock. :D[/QUOTE]Hey is she really a provider?

[QUOTE=JohnBetty;1488009]Hey is she really a provider?[/QUOTE]You know I never lie. :D

[QUOTE=Licker 4369;1488305]Well for those of you who called BC last time and missed her "Monica" or "Classy Monica" or "Arkansas Monica" which ever way you know her LOL. She will be in town starting on Sunday afternoon! She will be here thru at least Wednesday if not the entire week which would obviously depend upon her business! Just thought I would give a heads up to everyone and of coarse BC can put you in touch with her![/QUOTE]Yeah I will be in touch with my tongue all over her body and down in a few cracks. She passes the taste test with flying tastes.

Need to have your name in the pot early LOL. When I catch my breath I call her Darlin. Leaves me quivering like a fish out of water.

BC