Anyone heard from her in a while? Both email and phone come up empty.
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Anyone heard from her in a while? Both email and phone come up empty.
[QUOTE=Bully;2734767]Anyone heard from her in a while? Both email and phone come up empty.[/QUOTE]She recently answered my email and said she was safe, but not doing massages at this time.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-an-amazing-sensualerotic-rub-down/4812919[/URL]
I saw Mia a year or so ago for an hour full body massage.
She is a bigger girl with a decent face. Not hot but not ugly. Started on my stomach and stayed there for 50 min. The massage was average for a body rub. I've had a lot worse from body rub girls. On the flip she took care of business. Very enthusiastic. She has a great personality and was very nice. Would possibly repeat if I didn't have a couple better choices.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rub-downs/12127966[/URL]
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rubdowns/12143273[/URL]
I think I saw Kiki several years ago. If she is the same one that was working for Dale. Since both ads are similar, I'm sure they are probably working together. Has anyone been to see either?
[QUOTE=TideLover;2737342][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rub-downs/12127966[/URL]
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-rubdowns/12143273[/URL]
I think I saw Kiki several years ago. If she is the same one that was working for Dale. Since both ads are similar, I'm sure they are probably working together. Has anyone been to see either?[/QUOTE]Me too. I wonder if that's the same girl. Chubby but cute!
[QUOTE=Bully;2734767]Anyone heard from her in a while? Both email and phone come up empty.[/QUOTE]Lost contact a month or so ago. She lost her phone and seems like she fell off the earth.
I was out today and decided to give that Crystal Acupressure in Pelham another try when I got there I discovered that it had closed.
[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2740178]I was out today and decided to give that Crystal Acupressure in Pelham another try when I got there I discovered that it had closed.[/QUOTE]Good. Hopefully all of those "no joy" places will close.
[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2740178]I was out today and decided to give that Crystal Acupressure in Pelham another try when I got there I discovered that it had closed.[/QUOTE]Drove by about 11:30 am today and they were open! Didn't visit, don't like their attitude.
Tug.
No activity for over 2 weeks. Nobody got anything to report?
I hit One (by Walmart in Roebuck) a week or so ago and it was just what we have come to expect. Old old old.
Somebody give me some hope this town hasn't dried completely up!
I've been reading reports for years. Visiting some. Mostly just reading. But thought I'd post about an experience in Hoover.
I went by the massage parlor next to Big Lots (in the old Walmart location, if you have been around that long.) Just before you go over the river. I had some time so I opted for the $60.00 hour massage. I thought what hell at the least I would get a massage. No table shower. Just a table in a dim room with soft music.
She left the room so I took off everything and laided face down on the table. She came back and covered my tush. Thought for sure it was just a massage. She did her massage. Nothing special. Had better. Had worse. Had me to flip over and the towel stayed. She did some work on the front. Her English was not very good.
She pointed at the towel and asked ' OK? Took a second to process and I said yeah. It's OK. She then removed the towel and gave me a few strokes massaging all around. Then got it all wet with the lube and proceeded to jerk me off. The job did not take long. I was so relaxed and ready to go.
Afterwards she cleaned me up and left the room.
Not a good looker at all. Older lady, wearing normal clothes. Very nice demeanor.
She was definitely looking for a nice tip. Gave her a very nice tip and was on my way.
I think they are getting around the law because nothing was spoken about money for sex. We did not discuss anything except for the massage.
So. Maybe it's just a tip thing. Not sure.
Anyway. Thought you guys may want to know.
[QUOTE=HotInHoover;2771318]I've been reading reports for years. Visiting some. Mostly just reading. But thought I'd post about an experience in Hoover.
I went by the massage parlor next to Big Lots (in the old Walmart location, if you have been around that long.) Just before you go over the river. I had some time so I opted for the $60.00 hour massage. I thought what hell at the least I would get a massage. No table shower. Just a table in a dim room with soft music.
She left the room so I took off everything and laided face down on the table. She came back and covered my tush. Thought for sure it was just a massage. She did her massage. Nothing special. Had better. Had worse. Had me to flip over and the towel stayed. She did some work on the front. Her English was not very good.
She pointed at the towel and asked ' OK? Took a second to process and I said yeah. It's OK. She then removed the towel and gave me a few strokes massaging all around. Then got it all wet with the lube and proceeded to jerk me off. The job did not take long. I was so relaxed and ready to go.
Afterwards she cleaned me up and left the room.
Not a good looker at all. Older lady, wearing normal clothes. Very nice demeanor.
She was definitely looking for a nice tip. Gave her a very nice tip and was on my way.
I think they are getting around the law because nothing was spoken about money for sex. We did not discuss anything except for the massage.
So. Maybe it's just a tip thing. Not sure.
Anyway. Thought you guys may want to know.[/QUOTE]PM more details?
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Going into a "legit" massage place is different than anything else on this board. With a SW, AMP, backpage chick, or truck stop ho.
It doesn't matter what you say. You know exactly what's going to happen. The only thing is how good or bad it was. And LE knows what goes on with those people / businesses. It's just a matter of you getting what you need at the right time without being led.
Away in handcuffs. But with a business such as Panda or anyplace such as, it's up to you and I to go and investigate, and just see if there's anything to be had. And if there is something, I'm not going to report it where the next thing you know every swinging.
Dick is busting the door down to get there. Now most of these places do nothing but what you received yourself. Just teasing and self service. But every now and then you'll run across one that get off the rails a bit. It's happened to me many times. I've been told to not say anything, and nothing was said at all. But even though I wasn't told to be quiet, I knew to be quiet. Because when something happens to you that's not supposed to happen, you feel like you have a gem and you keep quiet. And if someone else goes in there and gets the same treatment, so be it. But I never tell anyone. It's very easy to become a member on here. So what's to stop the owner of Houliang to be on here and find out what one of their employees are doing, when they're trying to be legit. Why.
Screw it up for you and her and everyone else. If you can find someone that gives a great massage and does some extras, why.
Ruin that? If she wants to ruin it herself, that's her business.
Well I went to that spot by Big Lots. No HE.
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[QUOTE=Cocknballs;2772136]I wish all this had been posted last week. I'd have gone down to Hoover, LOL! But if a report here will get someone fired or shut down, kinda negates the whole board, especially for us visitors. Anyway, had this report been up, I'd had never gone to Panda, across from Lowes. Asked for an hour, she said 50 for back only, 80 for back and front. WTF! I didn't have anything else to do so punked up the 80. She did all kind of teasing up and down my ass crack, ass hole, nut sack, and grazing my shaft. She reached up between my legs and rubbed my groin and pubes. On the flip she did the front undraped and allowed a good bit of roaming, but then all of a sudden stopped with no finish. If she was afraid of LE, what she already did was enough to get arrested. Paid the 80 house with no tip. She hounded me for the tip, and I explained that teasing with no finish gets no tip. I have no problem tipping for a good therapeutic massage. If you don't finish, don't tease. Simple as that.[/QUOTE]I avoid Panda at all cost. That place is not clean. The door fee was advertised $50 but they claimed $60 when you got there. Lousy massage and expect high tips. I has been visited almost every AMPs in Birmingham, and IMHO the best one is I knead on Valleydale Rd. The girls are very polite with good massage. YMMV once you visit regularly.
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I went to One Therapy, and have just about sworn off all Birmingham AMPs as a result. I got Jennifer, who looked okay to me (though older, I actually tend to prefer older ladies). Went in for the Table Shower. Pretty good table shower, though it started to get odd toward the end. She made me gargle with Scope (she did too), which I kind of understand that she might not want to smell bad breath. I assumed some kissing might be on the menu, so I didn't think it weird at the time. Shower and sauna time was kind of long, and she shared it with me (again, no real problem at the time). We finally get back into the room, only to have her keep going in and out (noisy customer in hallway).
We finally get down to business, starts off with a good massage. Then the flip. We had previously negotiated for f / s. At this point, I noticed she hadn't brought in a condom; I ask her about it, and she says "We don't need one" (WTH? Finally, she leaves and brings back a piece of plastic wrap and uses that as a condom. HJ and ora; till I blow, then she does a pretty decent lap dance. We go back and shower together only to discover Mamasan coming out of shower in wet towel! And FS!
Overall, this was a long, sloppy, disorganized session; if the cops had decided to do a bust right then I would be in the headlines now. Your 200 is better spent elsewhere!!
So you fucked a glorified hooker with some glad wrap on your member? Why would you even get a BJ that way? I would've ran for the hills, because you know she's tried that shit before. And here's a tip for everyone partaking in AMP's. If you want a BJ or FS, bring your own condom. Get those flavored kind. Never use some random rubber. And that goes for all of you that do that backpage thing with those SW's. Bring your own shit. Too many ways a rubber can go bad on you. Especially in the hands of a drug addict, or Asian masseuse / prostitute.
[QUOTE=Jaymack;2780094] she leaves and brings back a piece of plastic wrap and uses that as a condom.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of a girl I picked up close to the Church's near Tarrant a few years back. This was a girl no older than 19, and she was a definite spinner type. She brought single sandwich bags with her, and was using that as her protection. She wouldn't let me DATY on her unless I was to put a damn sandwich bag over my tongue. I ended up just paying her $20 to have her play with her sexy, tight body, while I got my own self off. Sometimes things like that are frustrating, yet fun, at the same time.
Were you saying you ended up having FS with the mamasan instead? How old was she LOL?
Sorry, I had said "No FS! But I typed "No" in caps, causing it to be deleted. I have in the past taken sessions with a mamasan (Susie at Fuji and Super Sauna), but passed on this one. It was almost as if they're begging to be shut down. No effort at discretion.
Has anyone seen her??
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-my-hands-take-your-stress-away/14059767[/URL]
No and I wouldn't either if I were you. When you look at pics like she has, what thought enters your head? I know when I look at it, what comes to mind is how in this day and age with all the technology, someone posting a pic that you can't tell anything about.
It. Do you find that curious? Would my you think that if someone took a pic of themselves they would want to make sure it looks good. Or maybe she's butt ugly with track marks, bruises, etc and she made the pic look blurry on purpose. That would be my guess. Save yourself the money and the time you're going to spend posting your comments about her not looking like the pic, or she was high, or gave you the run around. For those prices too, you know damn well it's going to be a shitty "massage" and then a HJ. Save your money and tend to yourself. Internet pornography is free.
Is One Therapy the only AMP open on parkway?
[QUOTE=BuckInHere;2788261]Is One Therapy the only AMP open on parkway?[/QUOTE]Ocean is open but I have no intel on it. I'm curious about that one myself. A little help anybody? Feel free to PM me if you like. MJ.
[QUOTE=Mammiejammer;2788770]Ocean is open but I have no intel on it. I'm curious about that one myself. A little help anybody? Feel free to PM me if you like. MJ.[/QUOTE]TOFTT last week. Probably won't return. Older gal as usual. House was 60 for 30 min. Got the TS. Then maybe 2 min massage and told to flip. HE was ok. Finish and gone.
Went to one. She said $80 for one hour and gave me some old ass lady. I decided its not worth spending my money on shit. Looks like the AMPs around there are absolutely terrible.
Staying open without changing what is on the menu must mean they have a steady flow of customers.
[QUOTE=TideLover;2678115]Has anyone seen Nichole in Gadsden recently? Seem like she's posting more frequently, didn't know if she's still just a tease or not.[/QUOTE]I saw her one time couple months back, teased a lot, did not satisfy. Didn't go back.
[QUOTE=Boxer1234;2796444]I saw her one time couple months back, teased a lot, did not satisfy. Didn't go back.[/QUOTE]How was the quality of massage?
Hello all, I've been lurking for the longest and here is my first report, hopefully not my last. I live in a small town south of Birmingham, so this world is kind of new to me. Went to Alabaster to watch Deadpool (nice flick BTW) and while searching online I found Panda Accupressure, followed my gps and is right next to the police station. My spider sense told me it was legit because come on, look at where is located, but being the newbie that I'm I went in anyways after the movie. 50 for 1 hr. Please remember this is my first time ever at a mp so feel free to point out any mistakes I made. Went to the room, average looking lady, would guess early 40's late 30's, a 7 out of 10 as far as looks. I take all off and the back massage starts, really good, I legit have back problems so it was very soothing. Now the teasing OMG, grazing the boys, alot of butt play, Crack teasing, and from what I learned here that's usually a good signal right? Next the flip, she covers junior. Starts brushing everywhere including nippples, works her way down and OMG touches everywhere but the area I was hoping for. I was waiting for her to signal something or give a hint extras were available but nothing, really getting closer to junior, it was tent city down there but nothing was said, I kept saying that feels nice so that maybe it would initiate something but nothing happened. At worse I got a great massage, helped my back a little, but idk if I did something wrong or maybe extras are just not offered, but with all that teasing I wonder.
[QUOTE=DuckHed;2796622]How was the quality of massage?[/QUOTE]It's the worst fucking massage ever, if you can even call it a massage.
I'll be traveling thru be'ham tomorrow in the early afternoon and would love to stop for some fun.
Wondering if anyone has any info on this one, megan from BP.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hey-come-get-the-best-massage-ever-and-relax-with-me/12538916[/URL]
[QUOTE=Notnine;2800745]I'll be traveling thru be'ham tomorrow in the early afternoon and would love to stop for some fun.
Wondering if anyone has any info on this one, megan from BP.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hey-come-get-the-best-massage-ever-and-relax-with-me/12538916[/URL][/QUOTE]Stay away from Megan. Totally a waste of good money.
[QUOTE=Almsga62;2801072]Stay away from Megan. Totally a waste of good money.[/QUOTE]Thanks, how about Nikki or Kylee. I found one review on her back in Nov but no more. Even looked on Huntsville board with no luck. Just looking for another review or two from those that have seen her.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/205203-3862meet-nikkishes-cutenice-and-naughty-the-combination-will-leave-u-craving-for-more/13047283[/URL]
[QUOTE=Boxer1234;2796444]I saw her one time couple months back, teased a lot, did not satisfy. Didn't go back.[/QUOTE]Yea, well I actually ask her about extras and she acted like she did not know what I was talking about. Not even a good massage, just light fingertips, nothing around the inner thighs or privates.
[QUOTE=Notnine;2801138]Thanks, how about Nikki or Kylee. I found one review on her back in Nov but no more. Even looked on Huntsville board with no luck. Just looking for another review or two from those that have seen her.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/205203-3862meet-nikkishes-cutenice-and-naughty-the-combination-will-leave-u-craving-for-more/13047283[/URL][/QUOTE]Totally agree on Megan SW trying to get escort prices. I had several great visits with Nikki. Wish she would have stayed on East side of town.
[QUOTE=PapaShango;2796663]Hello all, I've been lurking for the longest and here is my first report, hopefully not my last. I live in a small town south of Birmingham, so this world is kind of new to me. Went to Alabaster to watch Deadpool (nice flick BTW) and while searching online I found Panda Accupressure, followed my gps and is right next to the police station. My spider sense told me it was legit because come on, look at where is located, but being the newbie that I'm I went in anyways after the movie. 50 for 1 hr. Please remember this is my first time ever at a mp so feel free to point out any mistakes I made. Went to the room, average looking lady, would guess early 40's late 30's, a 7 out of 10 as far as looks. I take all off and the back massage starts, really good, I legit have back problems so it was very soothing. Now the teasing OMG, grazing the boys, alot of butt play, Crack teasing, and from what I learned here that's usually a good signal right? Next the flip, she covers junior. Starts brushing everywhere including nippples, works her way down and OMG touches everywhere but the area I was hoping for. I was waiting for her to signal something or give a hint extras were available but nothing, really getting closer to junior, it was tent city down there but nothing was said, I kept saying that feels nice so that maybe it would initiate something but nothing happened. At worse I got a great massage, helped my back a little, but idk if I did something wrong or maybe extras are just not offered, but with all that teasing I wonder.[/QUOTE]Sometimes you have to put their hand on it. If they withdraw then there is nothing there.