Abbreviations Are not Alsways standard
Don't mean to overstep my bounds and I mean any disrespect. But I have been lurking for quite a while on several boards and I have to say I have seen at least three different styles of "Abbreviations". Add a little punctuation and it can get confusing. I do not understand the need for abbreviations. $. 2 is three characters, 120 is three characters.
Is it to keep out the newbie mongers who have not earned their secret decoder ring? Or are there some who really believe Uncle LEO does not have a rebuilt "ENIGMA" decoding machine and can't crack the super complex code?
140, 160, 200... Basic, simple and elegant.
Just my lousy x=y
x2 = xy
x2-y2 =xy-y2
(x+y) (x-y) = y(x-y) = .02 cents
[QUOTE=Ri Designer]Confused by standard abbreviations???? :)[/QUOTE]
First Excursion To Far East
Based on intel gathered here, I made my first foray to Far East. Very close to the Hi-way, easy on and off. Nondescript brick building, small parking off to the side which allows for a quick escape from prying eyes. Enter to a small foyer with the customary bowl of candy. Ring the bell and I am in.
I had called earlier and asked to book time with Judy based on a previous report here. Although I really could not understand Mamasan's poor English, thought I was in like Flint. Once in the room I find out that Judy is no longer here and they act as if Judy had never been there. The grilling begins. "How you know about Judy", "what she look like", "did you read about her on the internet"? Got to the point of being creepy. I stick to my guns with the Mamasan that a "friend" told me about Judy and gave her a description. Out in the hall lots of chatter and a minute later a very attractive, 5'2", spinner named "Chanel" comes in and asks for the 60 house fee. If she wasn't "Judy" she sure fit the description from the report (maybe a little too much make-up but who am I to judge? ). She is 20-30, shoulder length hair, dynamite body, not an ounce of fat on her. Even dressed, I could see she worked hard for that. Firm 34C bolt ons complete her tight package. The anticipation had me crazy from the moment her hand touched mine as she scooped out the house fee and said one minute Honey. I rip off my clothes and wait. She's back in a flash and off to the table shower. I'm a big guy so lots of comments on how big I am. Do they really think we believe that line? LOL. Thorough washing with lots of special attention paid to all the warm spots. Keeps making comments on how big I am, and it makes me a little nervous about what is to come. Into the sauna for about a minute and off to the room we go. On the table and the massage begins, not the best, but not the worst. 20 minutes in, the soft touch begins and then the question we all want to hear. Of course I want everything, and of course I know how much. Shes back with the supplies and counts the money. She says it should be $160, I say, I know it is $140 she hems and haws then says OK. Kinda ruined the moment. Things really perked up when she dimmed the lights and dropped her little dress. Good thing I didn't much more money, as I would have given her every last cent. On a scale of 1 to 10, this girl is definitely a 12. Things progress as things do, but she seems a little disinterested. Not sure if the moral victory for the extra $20 was worth the price. She did the condom in the mouth thing and chewed on the boys for a while, but it was mechanical. All I wanted, was to get my hands on those bolt ons and her beautiful little butt. The C's were a little on the firm side but still very nice. Her butt was to die for, nice, firm and tiny.
She started reverse cowgirl and moved easily to several other positions. From the get go, I was forced to do math equations and concentrate on all the nuns I had in grammar school, not to mention high school, to keep from ending the session too soon. She was that good and tight. Tremendous muscle control.
After all was done and said, the clean up and follow up massage were basic. Was not happy that she dressed to do the clean up and final massage, kinda hoped she would stay "au natural". She also kept stopping to look in the mirror, playing with her hair and adjusting her dress. It got to be, very distracting. Over all, the good parts were VERY good and the rest was mechanical.
Looks = 12
TS = 6
Massage = 6
The Good Parts = 10
The Rest = 6
Happy Mongering and stay safe.
Sara - good visit but a little upsell
[QUOTE=HappyDave]I went there today as described by others got Sara.
Sara was a 6 like Amy at angel Amy is a little cuter
TS 5
Massage 6
Tease 8
Roaming under dress excellent.
HE 9
$60 house she begged $60 tip I had offered $40. (quote)
My review - I went a couple of days ago on a Thursday. I was her first customer and she was happy to see me (or anyone). I saw no one else there but heard someone talking. I don't know if it was the mama or the other masseuse. As stated the TS was pretty good. A thorough washing with a sand like body scrub. The massage (or body rub) was ok as she pretty much just stood at the head of the table and reached down to my ass and back. However at the end she stradled me and used her knees which I found quite nice. The tease was next up and was very effective. Turnover and more tease as I reached under to grab her small but nice breasts. She asked me if I would take care of her...I said of course. How much and I said 50. she said more so I said 60. Which was as high as I intended. At this point I was in her pants. She said for 80 she takes off all her clothes. I said sure (knowing all I had was 60). She took off her shirt (her bra was already off) and got greased up. Her thong was still on and I said you would take everything off as i slid them down to the floor. She had a nice partially shaved bottom with very pronounced lips. Got a finger in and her wet as I finished. She got dressed and then dressed me fully and asked me to come again for her. She said she was there 3 weeks so far and was staying for awhile. Left the 60 which she stuck in her cleavage and left. I might repeat when I'm in the mood for a for a nude rub and tug. The massage wasn't nearly as good as Lily but I did like her nude. I wasn't crazy about the upsell attempt and then not to get nude when I agreed. But then she wasn't getting the 80 anyway but she was nice. SO
I agree with you on Candy ...
I saw prior reports and actually sought out Candy also. I reported the same findings as you did, so I agree with you she was not matching the expectations I set to the billing she got.
I am beginning to discover that moving onto FS is really getting to the old reliables - a targeted girl at 1021, old reliable of DT which is hopefully returning, and CH which has consistency in the girl quality, but I find a wildcard with regards to the upsell and resulting service consistency.
[QUOTE=Guest123]Stopped by Harmony last week to give it a try, as I had never been in there before. I was met at the door by Candy and led to a room a few doors down on the left. She quickly asked if we had met before, to which I replied "not unless you've worked somewhere else". I told her the places I usually frequent, but said I was looking for a replacement for DT, seeing how they are closed now. It did the trick, of course my grabbing her ass and chest helped reinforce the fact that the nude guy in front of her wasn't LE.
I believe the TS and sauna were standard fare, but I must admit, her "massage" skills are non-existant. It was 20 minutes (at best) of rubbing, pushing and light pinching. Now I'll freely admit I was there for one reason and one reason only, but I expect to get a semi-realistic massage in the process. Anyway, I upgraded to the 140 dollar "everything" package and then the fun began. Standard FS, Multi positions, finishing off with her bent over the massage table. I loved it.
One odd thing I must report. When I was in the sauna, while reaching for one of the old magazines at the foot of the bench, I noticed there was an unopened condom under the towel the magazines were resting on. I couldn't help wonder whose it was and why it was placed there? Anyone ever do it in the sauna? Could be a new thing: a Happy Beginning!
With that thought in mind, I couldn't help wonder how long it had been since they changed tho towel on the sauna bench. I noticed a number of small smooth rocks near the "pillow" and decided to slide one under the towel. The assumption being that they wouldn't see it there (or remove it) until they change the towel. Just wondering if the next time you are in there if it is still there...
For 60 house fee and 140 tip, it was pretty much what I expected. I was pleasantly surprised to get Candy on my first visit, but I don't think she lives up to some of her hype here. Maybe it was just an off day for her, or maybe it was just my disappointment of not getting any sort of actual massage. By the way, she did ask me "how much" I was going to tip her. She didn't say anything after my 140 response, because I told her I did my homework and knew what the rates were.
While it is a convenient location, but I'm not thrilled with the high profile parking lot. Everyone can see you go in and come out. The pizza place was very busy with cars coming and going and double-parking...Too many eyes watching.
Maybe I'll give Bali or some other place a shot next time. Any suggestions?
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