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[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1794217]Question? If you KNOW that somebody is "not your cup of tea" or what you prefer why would you even waste your time seeing them? The pics were pretty obvious in showing that she's a young fat white girl so unless it's a bait and switch you get what you see right? Also, generally if you bargain them down in price service usually diminishes as well. I myself LOVE spinners (especially blonds) and since I'm not Donald Trump or etc I don't even waste my time looking at ones that are not "my type".

NOTE: that is not to say that I won't do a fatty especially if it's free or damn close to it.[/QUOTE]Could be a couple of reasons really. Cheap price, little head, beer goggles.

I prefer a chocolatey complextion and a nice booty, but I've strayed and tried a few girls I wouldn't normally go for in the hobby simply bc I could find at least 1 attractive thing about her[ in the case of layla, her big whooty] and a cheap rate. I've even mention in a review or so, that while I would never fuck, they were a fun time bc they were excellent BJ girls. Or in 1 case where I did fuck, it was bc she was completely submissive and reminded me of a former female superior I had a distate for which led to rough sex with a provider that we both ended up enjoying.

It all depends. I've considered Layla, but she stood me up once and then offered to make it up with me, which I passed on since she insisted on CBJ. Also as a rule if I'm not completely in lust with a provider, CBJ is a deal breaker

Why did I see her when I knew she was not my type? She was available when I was. I had tried contacting others but got no replies or they were not available. I had a decent time with her and her service and attitude were fine. I put the review up here in case others wanted to know what she was like.

She wasn't a waste of time or money for me, but not someone I would go back to.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1794217]Question? If you KNOW that somebody is "not your cup of tea" or what you prefer why would you even waste your time seeing them? The pics were pretty obvious in showing that she's a young fat white girl so unless it's a bait and switch you get what you see right? Also, generally if you bargain them down in price service usually diminishes as well. I myself LOVE spinners (especially blonds) and since I'm not Donald Trump or etc I don't even waste my time looking at ones that are not "my type".

NOTE: that is not to say that I won't do a fatty especially if it's free or damn close to it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kenneth Noise;1794633]Why did I see her when I knew she was not my type? She was available when I was. I had tried contacting others but got no replies or they were not available.[/QUOTE]BAZINGA! We have a winner. I have come to the conclusion that after they give me their digits they don't go home and sit by the phone day after day waiting for me to call. In fact some let their service lapse, others don't return voice mails, some don't even check their VM's!

I do have my standards but they drop rapidly the more calls I make without connecting.

HaH if I told ya once I've told ya hundreds of times, chubby chicks give fabulous BJ's. F / S is a different thing, it's like riding a motor scooter. Most of the time it's fun but you don't want your friends to see you on it.

Didn't think you had many standards left. So what you're saying is that if G has to make say a dozen calls and you strike out that we all need to lock up the dog?

BTW, your next post is a milestone (#1200) so save it for something good.

[QUOTE=Gansett;1794690]I do have my standards but they drop rapidly the more calls I make without connecting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1794699]Didn't think you had many standards left.[/QUOTE]'Fests were just you and I for how long? A year or so? What's that say about my standards! [BIGASSGRIN]

FWIW there's no truth in the ugly rumor that I'd screw a snake if someone held it's head. Truth is I don't need help.

[QUOTE=Gansett; 1794818]'Fests were just you and I for how long? A year or so? What's that say about my standards! [BIGASSGRIN]

FWIW there's no truth in the ugly rumor that I'd screw a snake if someone held it's head. Truth is I don't need help.[/QUOTE]Allow me to suggest a far easier way to screw a snake, if you ever change your mind.

Tape it to a broomstick. That way, you have the full length to work with. Mmmmm.

Well, if that is true then this one is the one that I wish you the chance to play with to celebrate yourself reaching the 1200 post milestone.

[QUOTE=Gansett;1794690]HaH if I told ya once I've told ya hundreds of times, chubby chicks give fabulous BJ's.[/QUOTE]

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Cruised BP looking for that elusive GFE. Texted back and forth, questions answered, and decided to TOFTT. Normally she only hosts, but my hotel was adjacent to hers, so she walked over. Arrived a little late, but par for most. INDY. Pics are accurate, many tats. 5'6" and a little hippy, smooth skin, cute eraser tips on A / Bs, and I will say the curvy heart shaped view from behind was inspiring. Pleasant personality, and follows one's lead, but doesn't deliver an enthusiastic performance. Smelled heavy from smoke. All activities covered. DATY, clean and shaved, no DT and no digits. She believes in delivering the full time for the interval and the rest is up to you. $$.1 donation for the hour, other donations available. Young but not totally inexperienced. Former club dancer. Probably not a repeat for me.

Hello fellows-any (slim) GFE favorites to recommend? Since MOs is gone, and most of those we highlighted are gone, its been marginal at best.

I'd welcome recommendations.

Seniors, don't be afraid. PM if you like. But as you can check, I'm not here to build a post count, but to contribute reviews when I'm in town. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1795801]Well, if that is true then this one is the one that I wish you the chance to play with to celebrate yourself reaching the 1200 post milestone.[/QUOTE]Friend told me long ago "Ain't No shame in a blow job" LOL and it involved a slightly overweight sister of a friend.

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Seen reports of past LEO activity with SWs and AMPs in RI. Any history of this with incalls?

[QUOTE=Flyer2;1795868]Hello fellows-any (slim) GFE favorites to recommend? Since MOs is gone, and most of those we highlighted are gone, its been marginal at best.[/QUOTE]Don't know any spinners but if you don't mind full figured I definitely recommend my ATF, Sarah.

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So, I almost didn't go through with this. The first time I called I didn't get an answer, and I started looking for other options for my after-work pleasure (which I desperately needed after the last couple days I've had). After I got out of work though, I decided to try one more time, and I got an answer. She seemed slightly shy on the phone, and I had to pretty much initiate the setting up of the visit. But she seemed nice enough, and the fact that she seemed to emphasize when telling me her rates that they were for her "company" gave me some reassurance that it wasn't a LE sting or anything. So, I decided to go ahead and TOFTT, made the appointment, texted when close, got the hotel name, texted again when I arrived and got the room number. Standard stuff. Went to the door with my fingers crossed. And as soon as the door opened, I was instantly glad I had followed through with this visit. The girl standing inside the door was most definitely the girl in the pics, and she is a beauty! I don't think I'd be exaggerating to say that she might just be the prettiest provider I've ever seen, and she's got a great body too (albeit with smallish breasts, but I kinda like that). The only difference from the pics was that she didn't have any makeup on and her hair wasn't done, but that didn't really diminish her looks at all (she said another client she had just seen likes her with a natural look like that, and I can see why. She really doesn't need makeup).

So, as for the rest of the visit, she was friendly, though not especially talkative. Performance-wise, she was good, not great. Everything is covered, and this also means no DATY. Disappointing, especially considering how good she looks and how tasty her pretty shaved kitty looked, but I completely understand why some girls choose not to allow that. The CBJ was fine, as far as CBJ's go. It accomplished what it needed to. Frankly, while I enjoy getting my knob slobbered as much as the next guy, for me that's just an appetizer, and I always come for the main course. Once that started, she was fairly vocal and gave a pretty good performance (I'm pretty certain it was an act, but that plus the fantastic visual when I was banging away in K9 almost caused me to pop way earlier than usual). We finished in mish, got dressed and cleaned up and made a bit of mindless small talk. Again, not much in the way of stimulating conversation, but that's not what we pay these providers for anyway. In the end, I had a good time. The sheer physical attractiveness of the provider certainly added a few points to the whole experience. The price was reasonable, and a repeat visit is very likely.

As to whether or not I'd recommend her, it depends on what you're looking for. If you're looking for a more experience, GFE-type provider, or a girl who will let you do all the nasty disgusting things that your wife never would, then she's not for you. But if you're happy to just have a nice time with a VERY attractive girl, I'd say give her a call.

[QUOTE=Prometheus77; 1792867]Has anyone seen Polly? Came across her ad, did a reverse image search on the pics and they don't show up anywhere else outside of her ads. Based on the pictures, I really really want to believe that she's legit, but I can't find any reports or reviews. Any info is greatly appreciated.

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[QUOTE=Flyer2; 1795868][url]http://providence.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andhearts-young-willing-and-blonde-andhearts-21/3478034[/url]

Cruised BP looking for that elusive GFE. Texted back and forth, questions answered, and decided to TOFTT. Normally she only hosts, but my hotel was adjacent to hers, so she walked over. Arrived a little late, but par for most. INDY. Pics are accurate, many tats. 5'6" and a little hippy, smooth skin, cute eraser tips on A / Bs, and I will say the curvy heart shaped view from behind was inspiring. Pleasant personality, and follows one's lead, but doesn't deliver an enthusiastic performance. Smelled heavy from smoke. All activities covered. DATY, clean and shaved, no DT and no digits. She believes in delivering the full time for the interval and the rest is up to you. $$.1 donation for the hour, other donations available. Young but not totally inexperienced. Former club dancer. Probably not a repeat for me.

Hello fellows-any (slim) GFE favorites to recommend? Since MOs is gone, and most of those we highlighted are gone, its been marginal at best.

I'd welcome recommendations.

Seniors, don't be afraid. PM if you like. But as you can check, I'm not here to build a post count, but to contribute reviews when I'm in town. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Didn't even notice this report, looks like you beat me to the punch. This all sounds fairly consistent with my experience, though I didn't notice the smoke smell. Strange though, she told me she doesn't do DATY. I don't have any unsightly sores or anything, LOL. Maybe next time...

Anybody seen this goth lookin skinny mini?

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I'd go there if she's a fun time, but can anyone confirm?

[QUOTE=Dayman1; 1797826]Anybody seen this goth lookin skinny mini?

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I'd go there if she's a fun time, but can anyone confirm?[/QUOTE]Pretty sure someone posted a report on her recently.


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