Non-Asian Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Erokejs;1187965]SO just realized you hit a 1, 000 posts...congrats. Thanks for all of your contributions to the board and via PM over the years.[/QUOTE]Erokejs Sir. I want to thank you and all the other gents and friends that have sent me congrats on the magic 1, 000 posts. I have been doing this a long time (being an old shit that I am) and found many places to go and people to see through those I have had the good fortune to 'meet' on this board and others.

I do hope that I have been able to send a few of you to see some special ladies that I have been lucky enough to meet and maybe saved a few of you from some bad experiences. If so then my work at the keyboard has been successful. I do realize that over the past few months most of my posts have been that of passing on info and other scuttlebutt that I have heard rather than actual reporting. I apologize for that. Hopefully the economy will get better and then I can go out more.

While I surely have had my share of 'over the top' posts I always try and be civilized and respectful of those who post here regardless of their opinion (there are a few exceptions however LOL) and always and I mean always show the utmost of respect to the ladies I meet. Remember you never know how they are all connected! And those of us reading the posts certainly know who to trust and respect and that is what gets the good leads and the special UTR ladies. As an example. Some of you may remember a year or so ago I was chit chatting on about Deanna S. When she was active here on the forum. Well for some reason (a pure coincidence as it turned out) Deanna thought I was someone else and blasted me on the forum. Well thanks to many of you she realized that I was NOT the person she thought I was and we not only met for what turned out to be the best session I've ever had with any lady but we have kept in contact occasionally as she returned to school. BTW. She is almost finished school for the spring and plans to be avail a little more. I suggest if you have a chance to see her please jump at it.

So thanks to all and onward we go. SO

Recently visited Ge's place in Revere. Had called to set up appt. With a specific provider and I arrived early. She was not there yet so one of the other girls called her and told her I was there and she calls me to tell me she is on her way and I waited for her. She showed up and seemed a little bit preoccupied with other things. She took a few minutes to get ready and I waited. She is finally ready and leads me to room. I paid the fee, she left and I got undressed and on the table. She took a long time to come back into room.

She comes in and we start some idle chitchat while she rubs oil on my body. She just ran her hand over my body. Very similar to how you would clean up a spill with a paper towel. She was only using one had because she was texting with the other hand. Her texting was bad enough and I politely let her know that I'm glad I made the trip up to see her and I like both her hands on me and they both feel very good. This subtle hint did not work and it actually got worse. Then, she got a call on her other phone and she took it! She apologized and left for the room for a few minutes. She came back in and told me some issues with her family needed to get resolved. The massage / rundown was horrible and she did a little teasing that was okay. But she was using one hand gents! She was still preoccupied with her friggen texting and her other phone!

On the flip she used both hands to continue the rubdown a bit and she did an adequate job teasing junior and the twins. She did allow some roaming but maybe because she knew me and was comfortable with it. She rubbed the right areas and ending was predictable. Then she left room for water and was gone for a few minutes. Comes back in and then hugs me and then says she's getting a hot towel. She leaves again for a few minutes and returns with a hot towel to clean up. She did apologize and said stuff was going on that needed to get resolved and that next time would be better. But haven't we all heard that one before? When I returned to my car I checked the timer on my watch and was disappointed to realize I was there for less 35 minutes!

I was not a happy camper after that experience and am sick of all the time shorting going on at Ges. I'm done with Ge's place because we all know there are much, much better alternatives out there. Looks like its back to the AMPs for me! Although my experience was horrible, she asked me to come back because she knew it was a bad experience. So my question to you gents is should I actually go back and see what this provider has to offer?

Massage 1.

Ending 5.

Body is petite with bolt-on Ds and a butter face: 6-7.

Costs: 80 + 40.

Overall horrible experience

[QUOTE=Aimstraight; 1189203]Recently visited Ge's place in Revere. Had called to set up appt. With a specific provider and I arrived early. She was not there yet so one of the other girls called her and told her I was there and she calls me to tell me she is on her way and I waited for her. She showed up and seemed a little bit preoccupied with other things. She took a few minutes to get ready and I waited. She is finally ready and leads me to room. I paid the fee, she left and I got undressed and on the table. She took a long time to come back into room.

She comes in and we start some idle chitchat while she rubs oil on my body. She just ran her hand over my body. Very similar to how you would clean up a spill with a paper towel. She was only using one had because she was texting with the other hand. Her texting was bad enough and I politely let her know that I'm glad I made the trip up to see her and I like both her hands on me and they both feel very good. This subtle hint did not work and it actually got worse. Then, she got a call on her other phone and she took it! She apologized and left for the room for a few minutes. She came back in and told me some issues with her family needed to get resolved. The massage / rundown was horrible and she did a little teasing that was okay. But she was using one hand gents! She was still preoccupied with her friggen texting and her other phone!

On the flip she used both hands to continue the rubdown a bit and she did an adequate job teasing junior and the twins. She did allow some roaming but maybe because she knew me and was comfortable with it. She rubbed the right areas and ending was predictable. Then she left room for water and was gone for a few minutes. Comes back in and then hugs me and then says she's getting a hot towel. She leaves again for a few minutes and returns with a hot towel to clean up. She did apologize and said stuff was going on that needed to get resolved and that next time would be better. But haven't we all heard that one before? When I returned to my car I checked the timer on my watch and was disappointed to realize I was there for less 35 minutes!

I was not a happy camper after that experience and am sick of all the time shorting going on at Ges. I'm done with Ge's place because we all know there are much, much better alternatives out there. Looks like its back to the AMPs for me! Although my experience was horrible, she asked me to come back because she knew it was a bad experience. So my question to you gents is should I actually go back and see what this provider has to offer?

Massage 1.

Ending 5.

Body is petite with bolt-on Ds and a butter face: 6-7.

Costs: 80 + 40.

Overall horrible experience[/QUOTE]If you do go back, please change your screen moniker to "chump" or something similar.

[QUOTE=SMS 54;1189241]If you do go back, please change your screen moniker to "chump" or something similar.[/QUOTE]And you shouldn't have left a tip either! I don't know how you couldn't have realized you were "short-timed" by that much. I would have told her then and there that "next time" maybe you'll get a tip if the service is better.

I'm amazed at how so many mongers think the provider is in the drivers' seat; maybe to a certain extent they are, as we can't force them to provide better service, but we can certainly make our unhappiness apparent and by not leaving a tip, maybe they'll learn. See my post on "BackPage advertisers review".

Here is the ad:

[url]http://boston.backpage.com/BodyRubs/2-amazing-angles-elite-petite-stunning-blondes-exclusive-new-200-21/5223780[/url]

Started off with an upsell for 2 person massage. No nudity, felt like waste. Boring chit-chat. The MOST mechanical and unsexy or inspiring massage I have ever had in my life. Both girls were cute, looked quite young, and not at all like the pictures. Massage was tedious, rushed to flip for clumsy and awkward play with the boys. The only thing that made it more distracting and unprofessional was the loud iPhone or iPod blaring one rap song on loop-I think so they could time the massage-very loud and unsexy. The layout for room was pretty sketch too-two mattresses in a recently moved-in apartment. The place looked like a college apartment that is being leased out to amateur massagers / escorts while students have moved out for summer. Little roaming allowed, but nothing under shirt or pants-wow thanks? Absolutely clumsy and boring HE. The small blonde, kept asking me if I was "thinking of happy thoughts" and to relax and get comfortable-somethig hard to do when you are being bombarded by an annoying eminem track and very bright lights in a common room that smelled like cigarettes and weed. The massage consisted of laying naked on bed as two girls poured half a bottle of lotion on me, and attempted to rub it into my skin. When I was actually flipped, I thought both might work my midsection, but one girl played with my leg in a bored and dissatisfied way as the other struggled to get me to finish. In the end the girl said I could finish myself and they could continue to rub me. I tried, but given the unsexy stimuli, boring rub attention, fully clothed attendees, I decided that this was a waste of time and left. Complete waste of time and money, I would recommend staying away.

I blame myself on this one, this place has never gotten good reviews, so I should have known better. But I just had a girl I see on the side cancel on me last minute, so I was stuck in Chelsea with the little head doing all my thinking for me. The place is easy to find on google and I decided to see if they would take a walk-in. The lady at the desk is ancient but nice enough, she grilled me a little bit as to how I had found them and then she took my. 6, gave me a towel, and called for a girl to give me a tour. Alexus was actually quite cute, which I took as a good sign, most of the reviews I read talked of some pretty old dried up providers. She showed me the locker room, told me to lock up my stuff, and when I was ready I could go to the waiting room in my towel and choose my girl. In the waiting room Alexus was the best option available so we made our way to the massage room, once there she had me get on the table face down and covered me with an old bed sheet. The massage that followed was terrible, just lots of lotion being half-heartedly spread about my back, it was also around this time that I realized that what my girl had in looks she lacked in personality. Trying to salvage the experience I asked if the sheet could be removed, she informed me that she could not touch the sheet but I could take it off? I took off the sheet and she started a bit of a feather touch which wasn't bad, at least she had stopped using the gallon of lotion she had been using before. No tease of which to speak of but she had me flip and jumped right into a very aggressive HJ, she allowed some otc roaming but when I asked about utc she told me not until my second visit. That pissed me off, if I am not happy on my first visit how does some one expect me to return for a 2nd? I have gotten plenty of decent hjs from providers who don't disrobe but this was not one of them, not even a hint of sensuality, she dumped a ton of lotion on my junk and then went at like it was an atari controller. This went on for about 10 minutes and then she said something along the lines of "not going to happen today huh" and I replied that I usually require a bit more inspiration. She made it clear that no more inspiration was coming my way so I told her to stop. As I was leaving the room she told me she was sorry about her rule and I told her I was as well, and then I got changed and left, the old broad at the desk did seem concerned about the fact that I didn't look to happy. But not concerned enough to give me any money back when I told her of the subpar service. Anyway take a lesson from me and stay away.

WOW, Aimstraight that sucks. I think I know who you are talking about by the description. I almost went with her but noticed she was just finishing up with someone. I have to say I visited Ge's recently and had a wonderful 55 minute session with a very pretty girl named Simone. She did a pretty good massage, didn't talk much unless prompted and she seemed to get into it. Nice finish too with HJ, top down and some roaming and ear nibbling. I love that. I do agree that you sometimes get shorted, from what I hear here.

Well, this place is mixed for me. I have had good times with a few girls that have worked there in the past. They no longer work there. Like the owner said, usually the pretty attractive girls do not want to work in these place anymore, unlike the past. Now, the girls that work in there are usually older and some of them have been there for years. I remember this place about 7 or 8 years ago, there were some really hot girls, but these hot girls did stay long.

[QUOTE=Aimstraight; 1189203]Recently visited Ge's place in Revere. Had called to set up appt. With a specific provider and I arrived early. She was not there yet so one of the other girls called her and told her I was there and she calls me to tell me she is on her way and I waited for her. She showed up and seemed a little bit preoccupied with other things. She took a few minutes to get ready and I waited. She is finally ready and leads me to room. I paid the fee, she left and I got undressed and on the table. She took a long time to come back into room.

She comes in and we start some idle chitchat while she rubs oil on my body. She just ran her hand over my body. Very similar to how you would clean up a spill with a paper towel. She was only using one had because she was texting with the other hand. Her texting was bad enough and I politely let her know that I'm glad I made the trip up to see her and I like both her hands on me and they both feel very good. This subtle hint did not work and it actually got worse. Then, she got a call on her other phone and she took it! She apologized and left for the room for a few minutes. She came back in and told me some issues with her family needed to get resolved. The massage / rundown was horrible and she did a little teasing that was okay. But she was using one hand gents! She was still preoccupied with her friggen texting and her other phone!

On the flip she used both hands to continue the rubdown a bit and she did an adequate job teasing junior and the twins. She did allow some roaming but maybe because she knew me and was comfortable with it. She rubbed the right areas and ending was predictable. Then she left room for water and was gone for a few minutes. Comes back in and then hugs me and then says she's getting a hot towel. She leaves again for a few minutes and returns with a hot towel to clean up. She did apologize and said stuff was going on that needed to get resolved and that next time would be better. But haven't we all heard that one before? When I returned to my car I checked the timer on my watch and was disappointed to realize I was there for less 35 minutes!

I was not a happy camper after that experience and am sick of all the time shorting going on at Ges. I'm done with Ge's place because we all know there are much, much better alternatives out there. Looks like its back to the AMPs for me! Although my experience was horrible, she asked me to come back because she knew it was a bad experience. So my question to you gents is should I actually go back and see what this provider has to offer?

Massage 1.

Ending 5.

Body is petite with bolt-on Ds and a butter face: 6-7.

Costs: 80 + 40.

Overall horrible experience[/QUOTE]Why even bother? You shouldn't have paid her shit. In fact come here I'll pitty pat your back and give me 120 bucks while you're at it. I can't believe you tipped her anything at all.

[QUOTE=Aimstraight; 1189203]She did apologize and said stuff was going on that needed to get resolved and that next time would be better. But haven't we all heard that one before? When I returned to my car I checked the timer on my watch and was disappointed to realize I was there for less 35 minutes!

I was not a happy camper after that experience and am sick of all the time shorting going on at Ges. I'm done with Ge's place because we all know there are much, much better alternatives out there. Looks like its back to the AMPs for me! Although my experience was horrible, she asked me to come back because she knew it was a bad experience. So my question to you gents is should I actually go back and see what this provider has to offer?

Massage 1.

Ending 5.

Body is petite with bolt-on Ds and a butter face: 6-7.

Costs: 80 + 40.

Overall horrible experience[/QUOTE]I got the same story from this little spinner. After a lame finish, she said she wasn't feeling well. We can't put up with this. I'm all for rewarding service.

[QUOTE=Bat21;1190799]Well, this place is mixed for me. I have had good times with a few girls that have worked there in the past. They no longer work there. Like the owner said, usually the pretty attractive girls do not want to work in these place anymore, unlike the past. Now, the girls that work in there are usually older and some of them have been there for years. I remember this place about 7 or 8 years ago, there were some really hot girls, but these hot girls did stay long.[/QUOTE]What a shock to go in there now. About 6 years ago they had Tiffany, Dianne, the original Stacy and a few others. Now it it is a wasteland and I will never go back untill I hear otherwise.

Hi guys, please help, I am thinking about visiting a non-Asian massage parlor today. Is there any BBBJ and FK provider you guys can recommend?

What's everyone up to? Just managed to get back online and checking in to see what you all been up to

Gentlemen,

Was in the North Shore and decided to give this place a call ends in 4944. Located in a high rise apartment complex-storefront. Tall Brazilian blonde looks like her pictures. Quoted 80 / hr. Paid the fee, laying in wait on table covered w / papertowels. 1st warning sign, portable heater on full blast-asked to turn it down a little-refused-2nd warning sign. Starts my massage at legs and feet w / 1 hand and I think WTF. I look back to see her texting on her phone placed on table between my legs. From this point I knew it would be a waste. 33 minutes total start to finish of massage. LEFT NO TIP and left mad at myself. Hand release lack luster, mechanical, too much oil. Usual routine to get an appointment in and out.

Brazilian Girl,

Tall, bleach blonde or highlighted, good body, cute face=7.

Massage=2.

Roaming=4.

Save your money and go somewhere else.

K

[QUOTE=Stan Daround;1190979]I got the same story from this little spinner. After a lame finish, she said she wasn't feeling well. We can't put up with this. I'm all for rewarding service.[/QUOTE]I think I drew her last time I was at Gey's a couple of months ago. Her name was Lisa or Liza. She spent the whole time talking about doing publicity work for some band. I couldn't wait to get out. The Gey's Hour (45 minutes) felt like an hour and a half.

I haven't been back.