Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric; 1280236]Nicole's obviously playing on her looks and Southern charm; she knows that the vast majority of guys would rather get a massage from a pretty, flirty girl than an ugly (or any kind of) guy.

Having said that, I'm confident in my original assessment that she doesn't give happy endings, period. While I'm no Adonis, I'm not a fat, hairy slob either. And truthfully, most women are more concerned with the emotional / trust connection anyway. We connected quite well, she continues to send me emails asking me when I'll return, she gave me a substantial discount on my last session, just because I burned her a couple of music CDs. If anyone were going to get a HE from Nicole, it would be me. She simply doesn't do it.

And although her photos on her BP ad are somewhat sexy, she's not openly advertising "undraped" or "full body" massage. To me, her ad doesn't seem that suggestive. If I hadn't asked about undraped, I would have received a standard draped massage, with no accidental "brushing" of the genitals whatsoever.

I've been getting massages for 15+ years. Believe me, I know the difference between a "legit" and a "sensual" massage. I know all about providers who make sure there isn't one millimeter of "inappropriate" flesh on display.

Most massage therapists fall squarely into one camp or the other. But Nicole is one of those very rare providers (I've seen a couple of others) who are completely at ease with the human body, who know about happy endings, will openly discuss the pros and cons of happy endings, but just don't provide them.

I'd love to be wrong about her. But I'm not.[/QUOTE]Well, if you know so much about massages, and Nicole seems to be so legit, both of you would know that it is illegal to advertise, or perform any sort of undraped massge. With a legit massuese, undraped is not even on the menu, because they know that they can lose their license or worse. That's not to say that undraped massages don't happen, because we all know that they do. But usually if they are undraped, you're walking out of there with a smile. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Hell, I've been places where they just cover up your backside and front with a small towel, and I've ending up blowing a load at the end of it. If you're naked and talking about erections and the "pros and cons" of happy endings, then then that chick has tugged a few weiners at some point. Again, maybe she just don't want to tug yours. Maybe ya'll have connected on such an emotional level with you burning her some of your Harry Connick Jr. Cd's that she just doesn't see you in that way. But a woman who posts pictures of herself looking like Mae West with her tits all up in her face does a little more than the norm. Maybe she saw a piece of shit in your asshole hair and was disgusted, and figured she wanted no part of you. Who knows ? I'm always up for a challenge. But this doesn't seem like much of one. And by the way what would a "con" be about a happy ending?

[QUOTE=Charlsalanhead;1280282]Well that sucks and whats the use of even posting on the thread. Sounds like a bust to me. Seems to me yalls chat on this woman should be on Angie's list not some sex guide forum. But thanks for the heads up. I looked too and figgerd it be TGTBT.[/QUOTE]Both negative and positive experiences should be posted on this forum, IMHO. While I'd love to only read about fantastic opportunities for hobbying in the Birmingham area, I also want to know which girls to avoid.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1280326]Well, if you know so much about massages, and Nicole seems to be so legit, both of you would know that it is illegal to advertise, or perform any sort of undraped massge. With a legit massuese, undraped is not even on the menu, because they know that they can lose their license or worse. That's not to say that undraped massages don't happen, because we all know that they do. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Hell, I've places where they just cover up your backside and front with a small towel, and I've ending up blowing a load at the end of it. If you're naked and talking about erections and the "pros and cons" of happy endings, then then that chick has tugged a few weiners at some point. Again, maybe she just don't want to tug yours. Maybe ya'll have connected on such an emotional level with you burning her some of your Harry Connick Jr. Cd's that she just sees not in that way. But a woman who posts pictures of herself looking like Mae West with her tits all up in her face does a little more than the norm. Mybe she saw a piece of shit in your asshole hair and was disgusted, and figures she wanted no part of you. Who knows / I'm always up for a challenge. But this doesn't seem like much of one. And by the way what would a "con" be about a happy ending?[/QUOTE]Of course. She knows undraped is illegal, I know it too, and hanging right next to her license on the wall is a small sign that says "asking for sexual services will result in immediate termination of session." Standard CYA verbiage you see in any massage place, whether they are open to happy endings or not.

I get that therapists who provide happy endings don't necessarily provide them to every customer. And I understand that is their right, and they only provide the extras when they are comfortable with the client, or they are attracted to the client, or the rent is due in two days and they need the money.

There are some "hippie-dippie" therapists who can handle nudity, but don't provide happy endings. Again, they are quite rare. Undraped massage almost ALWAYS leads to happy ending. But in rare cases, the two things are not connected.

It is of course possible that Nicole has "tugged some wieners" (to use your ever-so-classy terminology) in the past and doesn't do so any longer. Maybe a boyfriend or girlfriend has entered the picture, maybe she nearly got busted by LE, maybe the privacy situation in her current setup doesn't allow for it (it isn't great). All she told me is that she "doesn't do happy endings," not that she's "never given a happy ending." Two different statements.

All I can go with is my experience. And it tells me that there is no way in hell this woman currently provides happy endings, to anyone. If you would like to spend your own money and find out for yourself, please feel free. You will get a high-quality undraped massage, so it's not a total waste of money.

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric;1280334]All I can go with is my experience. And it tells me that there is no way in hell this woman currently provides happy endings, to anyone. If you would like to spend your own money and find out for yourself, please feel free. You will get a high-quality undraped massage, so it's not a total waste of money.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. I wanted to drive up but won't make a special trip. I would still see her if I am in the area just for a visit. I have a lady now that massages me undraped with no chance of a HE. She doesn't put out any kind of vibe about it she just doesn't care if I am draped or not. This Gadsden girl sounds like she will do a little teasing and maybe work up to it one day, but its not on the menu. It doesn't surprise me that she would act sexy to lure in customers but not cross the line and lose her license. I would like to try for myself, but that's probably what she is betting on. Just like a strip club.

[QUOTE=Highway Man;1280526]Thanks for the report. I wanted to drive up but won't make a special trip. I would still see her if I am in the area just for a visit. I have a lady now that massages me undraped with no chance of a HE. She doesn't put out any kind of vibe about it she just doesn't care if I am draped or not. This Gadsden girl sounds like she will do a little teasing and maybe work up to it one day, but its not on the menu. It doesn't surprise me that she would act sexy to lure in customers but not cross the line and lose her license. I would like to try for myself, but that's probably what she is betting on. Just like a strip club.[/QUOTE]I went and saw her the other day and she is just a very flirty woman, she uses it to keep you coming, for my massage, I kept on my boxers but in the middle of the massage, she made me take them off cause she says that she loves to do long strokes and my undies were in the way while I was taking them off she didn't cover me up or anything and I know she saw my hard dick, during the massage I did manage to brush up against her ass and she just kept goin as I'm assuming that she thought they were on accident, during the massage, we conversated about the music that was playing and how her customer burns her cds, in fact, then we started talking about the celebs that we would love to fuck, she's very open and nice, and after it was over, she gave me a hug, pressing her tits all in my chest and that was it, I just don't think its possible to do anything with her, especially since the fact that her boyfriend was there the whole time too, if you are looking for extras I just don't think its worth the trip!

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[QUOTE=Dick Bob;1280851]I went and saw her the other day and she is just a very flirty woman, she uses it to keep you coming, for my massage, I kept on my boxers but in the middle of the massage, she made me take them off cause she says that she loves to do long strokes and my undies were in the way while I was taking them off she didn't cover me up or anything and I know she saw my hard dick, during the massage I did manage to brush up against her ass and she just kept goin as I'm assuming that she thought they were on accident, during the massage, we conversated about the music that was playing and how her customer burns her cds, in fact, then we started talking about the celebs that we would love to fuck, she's very open and nice, and after it was over, she gave me a hug, pressing her tits all in my chest and that was it, I just don't think its possible to do anything with her, especially since the fact that her boyfriend was there the whole time too, if you are looking for extras I just don't think its worth the trip![/QUOTE]Thanks for the confirmation, sounds like very similar experience to mine. I was hoping the boyfriend wouldn't be around on my second visit. But sounds like his presence is standard procedure.

Rest in peace.

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric;1280994]Thanks for the confirmation, sounds like very similar experience to mine. I was hoping the boyfriend wouldn't be around on my second visit. But sounds like his presence is standard procedure.[/QUOTE]She's just a big tease, however she loves talking about sex and sounds like she does have some freak in her!

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;1281249]Rest in peace.[/QUOTE]So sad. RIP indeed, Doris.

Its like going to see sunny at oriental in homewood, she lets me go undraped everytime I visit her and even though its illegal to touch the private area, she has done it to me on a few occasions, but I never once asked for a handjob although I think she would do one for me, I've also read somewhere that she has done it before but not sure if I was reading the right post.

[QUOTE=Hobby Eric; 1280334]Of course. She knows undraped is illegal, I know it too, and hanging right next to her license on the wall is a small sign that says "asking for sexual services will result in immediate termination of session." Standard CYA verbiage you see in any massage place, whether they are open to happy endings or not.

I get that therapists who provide happy endings don't necessarily provide them to every customer. And I understand that is their right, and they only provide the extras when they are comfortable with the client, or they are attracted to the client, or the rent is due in two days and they need the money.

There are some "hippie-dippie" therapists who can handle nudity, but don't provide happy endings. Again, they are quite rare. Undraped massage almost ALWAYS leads to happy ending. But in rare cases, the two things are not connected.

It is of course possible that Nicole has "tugged some wieners" (to use your ever-so-classy terminology) in the past and doesn't do so any longer. Maybe a boyfriend or girlfriend has entered the picture, maybe she nearly got busted by LE, maybe the privacy situation in her current setup doesn't allow for it (it isn't great). All she told me is that she "doesn't do happy endings," not that she's "never given a happy ending." Two different statements.

All I can go with is my experience. And it tells me that there is no way in hell this woman currently provides happy endings, to anyone. If you would like to spend your own money and find out for yourself, please feel free. You will get a high-quality undraped massage, so it's not a total waste of money.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;1281249]Rest in peace.[/QUOTE]Indeed. RIP.

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;1281249]Rest in peace.[/QUOTE]That sucks. The Birmingham Race Course will miss you D.

[QUOTE=Alamassage1;1281249]Rest in peace.[/QUOTE]I never knew the lady but to those of you who knew and loved her my deepest sympathies. MJ

Stopped by the local AMP today and had a fantastic massage. The real deal: working out kinks, strong massage, good conversation, etc, very nice. YMMV on extras, but I was quite pleased. Not talking about VIP. Senior members may PM me for details.

This chick?

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