Midget gets sandwiched between Colossal Beasts of Cellulite Blubber
[QUOTE=Chubs;2214915]Oh gosh, I remember those two. They were huge and I think they posted that they were located in various places around Central Oahu, like Waipio, Mililani, etc. I'm not the Hawaii average or below average height here, but just looking at their pics I felt like Wee Man, from the Jackass movie, when he gets smashed in the bed by that big woman.[/QUOTE]Seems like those two massive cellulite blubber beasts are on the prowl looking for some meat for a sandwich feast. Both should go into other forms of career endeavors, like maybe satisfying blind folded horse stallions, you sure wouldn't want those horses to see these beasts before copulating.
It's cruelty to animals, they'll lose their hard on and bolt for the nearest exit. Pity that midget, he'll get swallowed up by those two planetoid fatty beach balls. Who in their rightful minds would ever want to dip his wick in that mass of human jello? Maybe the only use is target practice for the Navy upgrade torpedoes or refloatation devices?
Can you imagine if those two went to the water slide in Kapolei, the Board of Water Supply will have to work overtime just to replace all the displaced water when they hit the main pool.
Hippo in drought conditions
[QUOTE=JoeyB;2219405]I usually don't reply much, but once in a while I just need say somting. Check back thru my posts, I am all into small, petite tight. But when I was in college, I knew a little dude. Literally, he was like 5'3" and maybe 110. For him tho, the BIGGER the better.
That being said, you never know who might be into to hippo variety.
To each his own.[/QUOTE]Yeah, some dude may want to tap those bloated hippos. Probably because like someone dieing of thirst cannot be picky and need to take what's coming by. These fat slobs cannot be choosey since not many guys are willing to hump them and slim pickings are hard to come by.
Besides, your friend is probably thinking not much competition since that hippo hasn't been porked for some time, so most likely she'll not turn down that opportunity that may never come by again. His success ratio must be pretty high tapping the BIG ones verses trying to bone the hot slim ones.
I got a friend who was in the Navy getting a divorce, so he started hitting up those fat divorced Navy wives. Says they were the best fucks, letting him probe every hole available because most guys don't like to bone the fat ones. I haven't gotten to that point of desperation.