Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=DonnyBrasco;6577882]Coming to SD for a bachelor party. Staying a little north of the city, near Poway I think. Wondering if you all could help direct us to the best spots in town. If possible, can you break out talent vs. Mileage? I'm from Detroit where you can get any kind of mileage you want so would be helpful to understand what's available. Feel free to PM if that's easier. Happy to share any info on Detroit if you're ever out my way.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Lfcos;6544313]Coming to San Diego for a bachelor party. Nobody in the group is from the area. Looking for some guidance on where 6 guys in their mid 30's should go to go for some good drunken fun. Upscale, sleazy. Down for it all! Thanks![/QUOTE]I'm from LA / OC but visit SD. Most to all strip clubs there are totally not worth it for mongers, but they do have great eye candy. Cheetahs is probably top of the pile, but I hear good things about Candy Store / Shop / whatever, and Pacers, as "club atmosphere" type places. But you'll end up spending a lot, for PG ITC fun; maybe a HJ.

Just stow your fears & prejudices and go across the border to TJ MX clubs. Unless you or your buds can't hold your liquor, being a knucklehead in MX can be expensive & painful.

Maybe a local can recommend a dancing escort or outcall stripping service, where the party comes to you after eye candy?

[QUOTE=DonnyBrasco;6577882]Coming to SD for a bachelor party. Staying a little north of the city, near Poway I think. Wondering if you all could help direct us to the best spots in town. If possible, can you break out talent vs. Mileage? I'm from Detroit where you can get any kind of mileage you want so would be helpful to understand what's available. Feel free to PM if that's easier. Happy to share any info on Detroit if you're ever out my way.[/QUOTE]San Diego has some of the worst strip clubs and the oldest hookers in the country.

Detroit blows away the strip club scene here in ways you would just find pathetic. But you're 15 miles away from bachelor party paradise. TJ makes Windsor Ontario look like rural Utah.

Spend the night in Tijuana. Use the excuse of having an amazing meal with steak and a bottle of wine and everything else for the price of a #3 at In-and-Out (it's not really that cheap but it's close and the quality is as good as anything you'll get here).

You can totally get a pass from the wise and do that legit, and then talk about all of the great music, venues, and bars that are right there at the main strip. It is just an amazing time. I've done multiple trips with my girlfriend and the PG-13 version of a Tijuana bachelor party is convincing, infinite be easily documented via photos and social media.

Once you kick off with those things, then you follow the advice in the adjacent thread about what to do in TJ. If it's straight up fucking you want you've got the best options in the western hemisphere. Or hit up the infamous 'stripclubs' which function as such, but are in fact brothels.

I'm approaching the 30th anniversary of my first adult-themed TJ trip. I don't think I've set foot in a strip club here since. I'm here for business at least once a quarter, and I've made other trips out with my SO / GF just for the TJ nightlife. There are great American-brand hotels which are clean and cheap and safe. You would honestly be foolish to stay in San Diego.

CJ Miles will be at Expose this Friday and Sat 09/15 & 09/16. Very tempting.

[QUOTE=Gato007;6596756]CJ Miles will be at Expose this Friday and Sat 09/15 & 09/16. Very tempting.[/QUOTE]What are the chances she'll be doing some UTR work with the rain men?

[QUOTE=PelicanT99;6577902]Just stow your fears & prejudices and go across the border to TJ MX clubs. Unless you or your buds can't hold your liquor, being a knucklehead in MX can be expensive & painful.[/QUOTE]My endorsement for this statement is in no way related to the fact that it's Mexican Independence Day tomorrow (insert grito here).

[QUOTE=Gato007;6596756]CJ Miles will be at Expose this Friday and Sat 09/15 & 09/16. Very tempting.[/QUOTE]Did anyone go to see her? She has the perfect spinner body. If she allowed some roaming on her tiny frame I would have been there but something tells me she makes you stand ten feet away or something.

[QUOTE=Nothing24;6603380]Did anyone go to see her? She has the perfect spinner body. If she allowed some roaming on her tiny frame I would have been there but something tells me she makes you stand ten feet away or something.[/QUOTE]She allowed some of the boys to motorboat her a little bit and grinded (ground?) on our laps a little bit. Came in with a heavy layer of spray on tan, super smooth skin and nice smell.

What spots do you guys recommend while I'm here on vacation?

[QUOTE=HowlettJames;6614392]What spots do you guys recommend while I'm here on vacation?[/QUOTE]Do you have your passport with you? If so, highly recommend taking the time to cross the border to Hong Kong over anything in SD.

[QUOTE=HowlettJames;6614392]What spots do you guys recommend while I'm here on vacation?[/QUOTE]If you just want a fun but fairly vanilla strip club experience go to Cheetahs. Stop by the Bullpen next door for a drink and bar food. I don't go often, but a good number of very hot girls. A single dance is usually enough to figure out if some groping action is on the table. Don't expect extras like a BJ in the private booth (ice-box) unless you want to drop a TON of cash.

I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=Baja910;6674246]I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Cross with just a DL, I do it all the time.

[QUOTE=Baja910;6674246]I screwed up. Headed to San Diego for biz trip and my passport is expIred. So can't go to TJ. What are my best options in San Diego and surrounding areas? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]You can still go but you may be hassled a little bit going in which might result on a $20 payoff in the side room. If you look Mexican and act natural you may be able to pass through just fine. Show I'd / driver's license and / or birth certificate when reentering.

[QUOTE=Matar090;6674457]You can still go but you may be hassled a little bit going in which might result on a $20 payoff in the side room. If you look Mexican and act natural you may be able to pass through just fine. Show I'd / driver's license and / or birth certificate when reentering.[/QUOTE]So for re-entry back into the states I only need a drivers license and possibly a birth certificate?

[QUOTE=Baja910;6674630]So for re-entry back into the states I only need a drivers license and possibly a birth certificate?[/QUOTE]Do NOT use a driver's license if you have a choice. First hand, immigration official stated outright to bring a passport. A driver's license proves identity, NOT citizenship or right to enter. What they will do with your driver's license is look up your citizenship, which is an extra step. It means they have to question you to verify you are who you are. If your driver's license name does NOT match your citizenship name (which is the case for a LOT of people), then they are going to sigh and have to ask you even more questions. You are being treated the same as someone who lost their passport where they use the birthdate on your driver's license to match it to your citizenship etc.

If you have a valid passport, it usually takes seconds. They don't ask questions unless they feel like it, because as long as it's obvious you are who you are and you are a citizen, you have the right to enter.