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[QUOTE=Strip Club Guy; 1186646]None of your babble changes the fact the fact that.
1) you got a tiny little dick.
2) you not only fuck ugly fat ghetto bitches but you acually pay them.
3) you have 1700 posts and no life[/QUOTE]But it is true, Vegas is Sooooooooooo lame, and a dying town anyway! 66, 000 foreclosures
Hit paradise around 12:30. Didn't know what to expect on a wed night but there was a decent crowd, and the selection was just as decent. This is definitely the spot for tall voluptuous latina's with huge tna. Took delilah (?) to the back for a try, amazing body and an above average dance but I wasn't getting anything more without VIP so I cut it after a round. Next was michelle or rochelle (?) , just an extraordinary strip club body. I somehow doubt her behind is all natural it's incredible. I was just going to take her for a nice grind and be out with it. But she undresses gets on me and offers FS right then and there for the pretty standard amount. I couldn't resist and left satisfied. I'll be back here plenty of times, this place has the goods and the mileage. The other places are way too hit and miss. You're welcome.
Got off work on Tuesday, about a month ago and was in the mood to see naked women. So I decidedto go to Paradise. There was about 10 girls there, most of them cute. I was tryin to get FS but they all wanted me to get the VIP for it. Then a small white girl approached me and asked me if I wanted a dance. I initially told her no, so she gets on her knees, between my legs, and begs me for one. Feeling sorry for her, I got a 3 for 40 with her. As soon as I sat down, she took out my meat and started stroking it. When the second songcame on, she started a BBBJ without me even asking for it. That's not even the best part, so when the 3rd song is over, I opt for another dance, just so I can finish. When that dance started, she went reverse cg on me nc. I came on her back partly into the 3rd song and that was it. Best $80 I ever spent. Will be going back soon
Went there on a Friday night about 3 weeks ago. Wasn't worth the entrance fee to me. I talked to almost every girl there, and wasn't able to secure any mileage in the 3 for 20 section. One white spinner offered it to me in the VIP, but I had already wasted too much money there. I probably won't eer go back. Ust stick to Paradise and Synn. Way easier to get some action
Was visiting LA yesterday with a few hours to kill before mid-afternoon, so I did a quick survey of this board and found the best discussions of late involved either Paradise or Deja Vu. Since it was Sunday, early in the day, the place was pretty dead. I noticed 2 girls when I arrived, and gradually more showed up by the time I left a little after 1. Most had little (or a lot of) extra weight on them.
The place was surprisingly nice on the inside, given the run down strip mall exterior. Sunday afternoon, so not much going on when I arrived. I just saw the waitress, someone writing in the shadows in a private dance booth, and one girl. Serenity.
Serenity is about 5'4".120lbs, with soft straight brown hair, in good shape, with good quality 34D man-made boobs. She sat with me and almost immediately had her hand groping my crotch, just to make sure I was paying attention. She was friendly and sweet and easy to talk to. Had to buy her 2 drinks while we talked at 8. 50 per.
She asked if I wanted a private dance (2 songs for. 4). She promised I would not be disappointed and that I would like it completely. So I agreed. She did a 4-song private dance in one of the side booths. Very happy, high mileage dance. Lots of groping allowed. And much happiness.
The least good thing about this place is that they consistently cut songs after 2 minutes. It wasn't like they were using shortened "strip club" versions of the songs. They just stop them when they had gone 2 minutes. I should have been able to have the same dance I got for 2 songs instead of 4. Might have saved me some money. Then again, for the girl it's about the money, so my mileage might have been lower. Heh.
Guys, the work you do in this forum is truly heroic. Thank you for your intrepid reporting.
I'll be making my first trip to COI and wonder what the best club is for my "ideal" dance. Specifically:
1) A lapdance (not VIP) that lasts at least 9 mins and doesn't cost more than 1.
2) Dancer with nice face and large breasts (quality bolt-on OK) that I can play with all I want.
3) Kissing and possible TF.
4) Excellent grind.
5) No need to pet kitty or HJ / BJ.
Based on your experience, what do you think is my first stop? DV, Synn, or SR?
[QUOTE=Soundman; 1190697]Guys, the work you do in this forum is truly heroic. Thank you for your intrepid reporting.
I'll be making my first trip to COI and wonder what the best club is for my "ideal" dance. Specifically:
1) A lapdance (not VIP) that lasts at least 9 mins and doesn't cost more than 1.
2) Dancer with nice face and large breasts (quality bolt-on OK) that I can play with all I want.
3) Kissing and possible TF.
4) Excellent grind.
5) No need to pet kitty or HJ / BJ.
Based on your experience, what do you think is my first stop? DV, Synn, or SR?[/QUOTE]Don't forget to stop at 7-11 and buy a lotto ticket.
[QUOTE=Soundman; 1190697]Guys, the work you do in this forum is truly heroic. Thank you for your intrepid reporting.
I'll be making my first trip to COI and wonder what the best club is for my "ideal" dance. Specifically:
1) A lapdance (not VIP) that lasts at least 9 mins and doesn't cost more than 1.
2) Dancer with nice face and large breasts (quality bolt-on OK) that I can play with all I want.
3) Kissing and possible TF.
4) Excellent grind.
5) No need to pet kitty or HJ / BJ.
Based on your experience, what do you think is my first stop? DV, Synn, or SR? [/QUOTE]#1 and #3 aren't that easy to find. Really, if you find any dance that lasts more than 6 minutes, you're already lucky. Even 3 for 1 dances are cut short to about 1 minute per song. As for kissing, you can find the nastiest hoe who'd stick garbage up her puss, but refuse to kiss you because it's not sanitary.
Been reading the forums and decided to take a dive in a Strip Club instead of a MP. Of course I looked like a rookie and I'm sure the ladies knew.
Started out in Paradise Wednesday afternoon. Sat down and watched a couple of dancers and talked to a few ladies before going to the private dance area with Barbie, tall light skinned Mexican with very nice bolt ons and a nice ass. Did the 3 for 2 for full nude and was able to roam everywhere and taste the rack. When the time was up she said another round, but no C for HE, also tried to sell me VIP and private after hours in hotel for about the same price. I decided first time was not smart and saw a couple more dancers before leaving.
After dinner and couple of drinks headed to SR. Again watched a couple of dancers before going with a talkative brunette named Holly. Kind of short, natural tits and nice ass. Full nude for normal price (was getting late and her stage dance was very good) so I decided to go with it. Had a lot of fun in the back with full romage, pricier than Paradise but she was fun and maybe a chance for more.
Overall good day in COI, any pointers or info on these two ladies would be great, wouldn't mind seeing them again.
I went to Paradise this afternoon hoping to find Erica. Which I did. I never danced with her, though. Instead, a girl who remembered me from my first visit at Synn (she used to work there) goes by the name of 'yeroc' backwards. (not sure if there are two that go by that name though, my spelling might be off. Maybe no 'e'). She has a decent sized tattoo on the side of her thigh.
Anyways, she's a light skinned petite latina, super cute. Small perky boobs, nice ass. I must have talked with her for over an hour. She was super chill. We seemed to click. She never asked to dance during the whole time. Finally when she did, I was down. I got the impression that she was either going to be a total prude, or she was one of those shy freaks that's down. Ended up being the latter. =D Started off with a bit of kissing. I could tell at first she wanted to but didn't want to initiate it. So when her face was close enough, I made my move, which then led to a bit of dining at the Y. Then her on top. SUPER WET. I told her I wanted her. Which apparently was enough said. Full on FS for the rest of the rounds (I went for 3 x 341s). Totally worth it. We hung out after for another half hour. She kept saying she wanted to leave her shift early. And I asked why she hadn't left yet. Her reply: 'I want to kiss you but the managers are watching'. We hugged goodbye, she kissed / sucked on my neck, until I turn further towards her to sneak a last sensual goodbye kiss. No complaints.
Went to dv again on Monday and a lot of day girls were there willing to do anything. Test drove a few girls and most were high mileage.
Vicky. Very charming and tries to upsell for the nude dance. Natural be cups, slender, round hips, great mileage or maybe she was desperate. She used her hands and feet to tease, and also seemed to like her kitty touched.
Gemma. Really huge boltons but they were rock hard. Small waist and lovely hips but this girl had no personality / charm to her. She guided my hands down her legs in rcg during the dance and slapped my right hand for accidentally getting too close to the kitty. WTF.
Nikki. She claimed her D cups were real but the implants are definitely there. They felt really nice, tender, and were meant to be played with. I imagine it'd be one hell of a time putting something between those. Really rounded hips as well. I don't know if she has a slender waist. Could've been her belly I was grabbing or the bra. She had a really goofy personality. Mileage was okay.
Lily. Very high mileage slender blonde with be cups that I believe are implants though they felt kind of natural + perky. She really enjoys her butt spanked, and fiv / DATY if you want to go there. She has a nice kitty and her butt is well toned. Got a CBJ from her for 0. 6 and her sucking method is good but I wasn't a fan of her two-finger HJ. Why not use the whole hand? I would repeat though. She was amazingly fun and beautiful to look at.
Unfortunately all the girls were clock watchers. They immediately stopped when the light turned red. From my other report, Juliana was amazing, high mileage, and forgot about that light many times. It's too bad she wasn't in yesterday. The day girls claim they never heard of her, so she probably only works M / TH nights.
Any info on McKenzie worth in the VIP room, her mileage, what she will do and won't and are her boobs are real?
[QUOTE=Nwo Life;1196595]Any info on McKenzie worth in the VIP room, her mileage, what she will do and won't and are her boobs are real?[/QUOTE]Just wondering which club this McKenzie works at. I used to know a McKenzie from Rouge in Van Nuys who used the same name when she went to work at Spearmint Rhino in VN. This girl was a light skin Spanish / white girl (note: she insisted she was part "Spanish" and not Mexican. Like there was something wrong with being Mexican) with natural B cups and dyed dirty blonde hair. She used to give me blowies with CIM and swallow in the VIP, but no FS. Although a couple of times she was so out of it that I ended up bare backing her for about 5 minutes each time. Wondering if this is the same girl you met.
-BJams 03
[QUOTE=Boner Jams 03; 1196613]Just wondering which club this McKenzie works at. I used to know a McKenzie from Rouge in Van Nuys who used the same name when she went to work at Spearmint Rhino in VN. This girl was a light skin Spanish / white girl (note: she insisted she was part "Spanish" and not Mexican. Like there was something wrong with being Mexican) with natural B cups and dyed dirty blonde hair. She used to give me blowies with CIM and swallow in the VIP, but no FS. Although a couple of times she was so out of it that I ended up bare backing her for about 5 minutes each time. Wondering if this is the same girl you met.
-BJams 03[/QUOTE]Oops, the blonde latina chick mentioned above went by the name of Summer at Rouge and McKenzie at SR.
Got done with work early on Friday around 12:30 in the afternoon. I figured since the talk on the radio is the world is ending tommorow I better hit Deja Vu one more time. The club was pretty empty it was about 6 girls to every guy only about 2 guys. I ended up getting a 3 for 20 with an average looking Brunette with a few tat's don't recall the name other than it started with an A. The songs did not seem to last as long as usual. But just as the light turned red she asked if I wanted anything extra. She offered a BJ didn't really say a price. I countered with how about just a HJ in hopes of not spending to much. She said ok pay for 1 more dance. 1 and give her a. 2 tip and it will happen. She held up her part of the bargan and I left happy. Know I got to figure out where to go tommorow to enjoy my last day on earth.