Massage Parlor Reports

I have been called a lot of things, but never a mongrol, perhaps a dog, a cur, or even a mongering mongrel. I think you might be surprised that there really is real money here. I know that I am just a little punk in this big fraternity, and I am well into five figures since the first of the year (nine if you count those cute little zeros and all of the unnecessary punctuation marks.) Madison and/or Sophie, I have no personal beef with you two, and as how I am sure that you are both highly skilled and that I would love to have your hands upon me, I now offer to come over to your side providing I get extra special care and a deep discount. (and I promise not to post about it ) If for some reason you don't want my allegiance, which when it comes to getting a little is always up for bid, I seriously would appreciate it if you could hook me up with Sandy one to one, she did have one of the finest bodies I ever had the pleasure of and I would love to see her again.

Just wanted to report a couple of recent visits to Massage Village. It used to be Rejuvanescence North, but believe changed hands some time ago. Last visit saw Cherry, and prior to that Lisa. Both friendly and attractive and had good time.

Apparently hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I hope I didn't screw the quote up too bad. Since my last comment I have hit four options and spent a lot of money---but no message or PM from Sophie and Madison as to my offer. Oh well, although I do see new CL posts and todays has that little vixen Madison spicing it up a bit so who knows, maybe they will call when they are ready.

I've been going to Dee Dee for some time now and I think she's great. Excellent massages, good looks, and great company. I haven't asked for anything other than the $50 special on top of the $70 an hour for the massage.

Has anyone receveived a better offer on top of the $50 special? Will she do anything else? I haven't even asked if she'll do anything else. Please PM me if you feel uncomfortable answering this in the public forum.

Thanks

AssG

Hi all,

I agree with AG. Dee Dee is the best quality, not only for the price, but at twice the price! I've paid what she charges for a resentful therapist that gives a lame rub-down, then expects a fat tip and a glowing review.

Thank you Dee Dee!

T Birdy

[blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]

"A Return to Sgt. Carters"

Some things make an indelible imprint on the mind of a man. It can be a beautiful sunset, the glory of nature or even a horrible gory accident. Unbeknowst to women, most women anyway, their natural attributes can be seared into a man's memory too... as if by a laser.

I had called around just looking for a relaxing time. Not looking for anything special but just your standard CMT experience. Being Friday afternoon everybody was booked or had already called it a day. Out of a certain level of desperation I decided to drop by Sgt. Carters, fairly close and convenient, but with a ragged reputation for low quality for which I have previously barked. That was ok, this time, I just needed a little human connection.

I bumbled through the door and there, peering into a mirror on the opposite wall, with her back turned away from me, was Ma*g**. She was nearly oblivious to me, seemingly withdrawn, and I feared another bad visit to Sgt. Carter's had commenced. I quickly scanned the room and my only choice was already in front of me. I don't know what she was so transfixed on in the mirror, it didn't matter, I had the best view. She was a cute short blond with tight curls and blue eyes. Stocky, but light on her feet, and clad in bleached black jean from head to toe. We quickly struck a friendly conversation, which put me at ease, and we moved on to the back room. Friendly and helpful she broke more ice by listing some options for my treatment. One option gave an unobstructed view. During a pirouette, sloppy compliments came drooling from my mouth like a hungry babboon that was just out of reach of his banana supper.

Near the end, she asked something about "full bobby?", I didn't quite hear her, but I agreed, and so it commenced. I was suprised when she lept up on the table and turned away from me. My anxious mind swirled a bit, was this going to be some crippling Thai Foot Massage(?), or would she torture me by mashing my swollen grapes into some horrific wine(?) or maybe something far worse....

She bent over at the waist and, it was then, all became clear.

The moon rose and the sunset flickered away - like a pink ember - hidden by drawn night curtains.

She had taken my compliments and used them, and I became seared with that laser I mentioned before, I was imprinted with a truly spectacular memory.

One untarnished, smooth and unobstructed.


"Sgt. Carters"

Price: 8 (1 expensive - 10 cheap) - $
Cleanliness: 7
Enthusiasm: 7
Looks: 8
Massage: good
Technique: 7 (1 mechanical - 10 exquisite)
Nice convenient clothes rack: yes
Treatment Menu Offered: yes but limited
Takes Direction: way ahead of me
Touchy Feely: no
Garment Removal: yes
Table Shower: no
Left Smiling: yes
Therapist Dependent Smile: yes
Tag Team: no
# Number of visits : 5
# of different therapists: 4
# Number of visits : 5

[QUOTE=T Birdy]Hi all,

I agree with AG. Dee Dee is the best quality, not only for the price, but at twice the price! I've paid what she charges for a resentful therapist that gives a lame rub-down, then expects a fat tip and a glowing review.

Thank you Dee Dee!

T Birdy[/QUOTE]Does Dee Dee require references of any kind? How easy is it to set up an appointment with her? I'm not exactly close to Indy, but I've heard good things and would consider making a detour next time I'm in that general direction.

Somebodys a tattle tale

I see that the format of board changed from getting-cheap-easy-sex to days-of-our-*****-and-moan-and-threaten-our-clients-lives during my extended absence? WTF?

I've recently turned my attention to legit places for massage and to my surprise. There is some good stuff. Of course I get a nice little rush looking at all of the patrons getting their hair cut, relaxing under the hair dryers, or getting their manicure while I'm waiting on the masseuse. Knowing that I'll be leaving with a huge smile, a little sweaty, and about 6oz lighter. How does the fellowship feel about sharing these types of reports? FYI. Wallet extraction is lower. At least that's been my experience.

Massage something at 38th and Shadeland. Visited Cherrie earlier this month. Damn! A decent rub. But the tug was a double shot performance. I haven't done that in a quite a few years. Must be the meds. Of course the heavenly DATY and subsequent squirting might have played a part as well. $. 20. 60 mins.

*Note to providers: if you squirt please let the guy know ahead of time rather than drowning him and then telling him.

Plainfield across from wally world. Cfs can be had for $. 5. Go for 30 mins and a cover. Careful, she can get a little too exploratory. But some dudes love that shit. Pun intended.

Also, and this is serious guys, I got a little too close to a SW on New Years Eve. She offered the goods and other Rx. I accepted and soon found myself in their world. I went on a wild 6 day ride that nearly killed me. Make no mistake, the SWs are all about getting the next hit. Especially the WSWs. I fell hard and nearly 'cracked' at the seams. I broke my own rules and it nearly killed me but after ten weeks and lotsa 'stepping' I'm back in the saddle.

*Note to any SWs that read this board (ahem), don't call your trick from jail. Collect. Can I get a hell NO?

FJ

She doesn't require references. She has the highest standards going and commands the utmost in respect from us gentlemen. Its a great 1 hour massage, one of the best you will ever find. I've always been able to see her same day with an hour or so notice. No extras here other than a big smile on your face. Don't even go there. Like the T bird said, worth maybe twice what she charges. Go get it while it lasts. Shes something special. Thanks Dee Dee ! [QUOTE=Tytn8525]Does Dee Dee require references of any kind? How easy is it to set up an appointment with her? I'm not exactly close to Indy, but I've heard good things and would consider making a detour next time I'm in that general direction.[/QUOTE]

Joe,

It's great to see you back. I was about ready to ask the forum where the hell you been?

Certainly, been less entertaining around here without your posts.

Welcome back.

Regarding reporting on "legit" places I am certainly all for it. Unfortunately, all of mine have ended by TOFTT, and there has been a lot of disappointments I could share, beleive me, so I only posted on a couple of those. If any body needs a bone crushing, tooth gnawing, muscle-plasty massage I can send you to a lot of great CMTs. No pain - no gain as some say.

It sounds like you have had far greater luck leaving a little lighter, than when you went in, than I have.

Hi all,

Fat Joe brought up working some legitimate massage places for service, and that reminded me of one of my first and best long-term massage relationships ever.

When the Absolu spa opened on 82nd and Allisonville Rd, I went in for a theraputic massage to help speed the recovery from a surgery.

My therapist that day was Kim. About 25, short brown hair, slim, fit, pretty, with freckles. Since I was going once per week, after a few times we were like old friends - and me being nearly nude and all just added to the familiarity.

Despite the little towel, I made certain she could plainly see how much I was enjoying her massage (T Birdy is not shy about that). And after a time - or a few times anyway - I joked about it and apologized for my hard on. She laughed that she had noticed it, but stressed, conspiritorily, that this is a legit place, she could not do anything about "it" (pointing). I assured her I understood.

As I was dressing, I then made sure to tell her I could not afford to keep coming to her at the spa prices - and did she work outside the spa? Yup. She gave me her number and we agreed on $60 weekly at her house every Tuesday morning.

It was great. Freed from the rules of her employer, she felt at ease to tease and torture me weekly, finally oiling me up for a rousing release. I always tipped $40, for a total of $100 per session.

I never did get FS. But in time she went topless, then let me fondle and suck her firm, pale tits, then we started deep kissing, and finally finished each session with greedy 69 right on the table. I remember she had the cleanest, sweetest pussy I had ever licked, and to this day there's been none to compare. It was truly a pleasure. And she was freckled everywhere.

Alas, she soon informed me she was moving back to Illinois to help take care of ailing parents. She left me drained, but it was, however, one hell of a year.

So it can be done and it may be worth the effort of trying.

And to Kim from Absolu Spa on Allisonville and 82nd, I say "Goodnight sweetheart, wherever you are"!

T Birdy

Has anyone tried them lately? Their website has been down for quite a while and I assumed they were gone. But I saw them advertise in Nuvo so I guess they are still around.

Any info would be appreciated.