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Tried peroxide!!! Yeowwww!
QUOTE=Nemodc]rubbing alcohol. Just be careful not to splash on the boys. It sometimes burns a bit there. Great for getting rid of powder condom lube odor also. If that does not work, try kerosene and a match. And for future reference, find fresher girls.
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[QUOTE=Dragster]Tried peroxide!!! Yeowwww!
[QUOTE=Nemodc]rubbing alcohol. Just be careful not to splash on the boys. It sometimes burns a bit there. Great for getting rid of powder condom lube odor also. If that does not work, try kerosene and a match. And for future reference, find fresher girls.
Nemo[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]Or you could try wanking it with BEN GAY. Can you bend over that far as to smell it? Well you know what they say " Dogs do it cause they can.". If you can bend THAT far what the hell are you doing chaseing sw's. All in fun! All in fun!
Later, Vero P.S. Colman Fuel burns hotter than kerosene, if you deside to go that route. Good luck!
Great post! You mentioned what I was thinking. If he can get his nose
down there, he is either in very great shape physically, or hung like a
fire hose - LOL
Dragster, if smell is the only thing that lingers, and there are no creepy crawlers or little red blotches, you are going to be ok. Honestly, wrapping
that darn thing in plastic can ruin the mood - at least for me.
You can opt to masturbate using dish detergent mixed with a little water.
Keep a towel handy for all those suds! You are looking to de-oderize, not sterilize. I never had a problem with Listerine poured into a wash cloth, and wiping myself down if I questioned my dates past whereabouts.
If you choose that option, keep in mind, that the next girl you ask for head you can tell her that in addition to getting you off, she can also fight gum disease and tooth decay all in one shot.
If you do nothing, wash well down there during your shower and time will take care of the rest.
I washed the fucking thing many times. That was some potent seasoned pussy or something.
[QUOTE=Dragster]I washed the fucking thing many times. That was some potent seasoned pussy or something.[/QUOTE]Summers Eve! Or the old skunk remover Tomato Juice. You should have popped her in da butt. And that will be all from me on the subject. Vero
I'm still laughing!
[QUOTE=Dragster]I washed the fucking thing many times. That was some potent seasoned pussy or something.[/QUOTE]Summers Eve! About 5 gal. should do the trick, no pun. Or the old skunk remover Tomato Juice. You should have popped her in da butt. And that will be all from me on the subject. Vero
I'm still laughing!
Dood if all you got was a bit stench, consider yourself lucky. They made covers for a reason.
You don't do the sniff test first? Shame on you!
this was a chick I met at a bar/ outing , she squirts so maybe thats why? I think i might try sanitizer! Maybe ill go for a swim in the ocean hopefully fish won't think its a chum slick!
Surprisingly some SWs have moved! The Rhonda mentioned in an earlier post we near the Palm Aire and Michelle was was near 5th Ave. Just keeping everyone posted with some recent observations.
[QUOTE=Dragster]I washed the fucking thing many times. That was some potent seasoned pussy or something.[/QUOTE]Man, stink is the least of your worries. Wrap that rascal or die. Every test in the world will only tell you why you are going to croak, not prevent it. If she's giving you unwrapped pussy, she's giving it to other people.
Just my 2 cents.
Well Dragster, which is it? You a physically fit piece of work or you hung like a fire hose? - ok well, either way, Im not sure we need to know.
Hope you know, some of us are being humorous to liven up the conversation.
There is nothing worse then encountering a sexual health issue and not knowing what to do about it.
I spent some time doing some research for you and I found some links that may explain what your date may have.
Vaginal Oder / Bacterial Vaginosis
[url]http://www.homeremedycafe.com/vaginal-odor-remedy.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.4woman.gov/faq/stdbv.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/vaginal_odor/causes.htm[/url]
If the oder lingers, get your ass to a clinic and get it checked - unless your tool says "Craftsman" on the side of it, it does not come with a lifetime replacement policy so take care of it.
Despite the number of SW's I have been with over the years, I have been fairly lucky never to catch anything. Some of my worst experiences have been with Non-SW's. But who really knows if taking antibiotics for the occassional bronchial infection wiped out anything I didn't know about.
Good luck and let us know how you make out.
AKA Capt. Stabbin
Ingredients: Garlic
Instructions: Get a fresh pealed clove of garlic and wrap it in gauze, insert and replace ever 6 hours.
From the home remedy website posted below for curing funky monkey syndrome. Just think, catch her monthly, add garlic and you got some great sauce for that cannoli.
(dayum im having fun with this)
Nemo
[QUOTE=Dragster]I fucked some chick bareback i met at a club and still cant get the pussy smell off my cock. Anyone know what to do besides not fuck her again?[/QUOTE]
It's time to let this go! Please.
In a dream I found myself driving down 34 st around lunchtime saturday and picked up this hot blonde with nice tits, between C-D cups and a few tattoos. As she was getting in, I whipped off my work ID that was hanging off the rearview mirror. She wanted to see what I took off and naturally I couldnt show her, I know rookie mistake. It spooked her alot to the point she if I didnt show it to her she got out of my car and nothing else happened, felt the loss but things got better for me that evening, checkout Tampa.