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[QUOTE=Last Legend]Thanks everyone although some of you could some Taoism or Zen.
I still couldn't figure out where that place is. Forgive me for not knowing.[/QUOTE]Neverland is a state of mind where you can be forever a child. Such a place has no physical address or location.
Hello,
A while ago, someone posted a great AMP etiquette guide for newbies. It appeared to come from some UK site, with DC-specific comments added. Can anyone point me to either the UK site or the report on the boards? I can't seem to find it, and I'd like to forward it to a friend. Thanks in advance for any help!
[QUOTE=Islandhopper97]Decided to head down the stairs on 14th last Tuesday before heading out for a business trip. As I was heading towards the stairs, another monger was heading in so I cooled it for a few minutes. Once I got into the little waiting room, mamsan asked me to wait on the couch for a while. I asked her if I could just hang out in a room to stay out of the way (read: I did not want to run into anyone! ). She was nice and let me take a little nap until the next girl was ready. Miki came in. Most here know her. Nice, but not my type. As I headed into the TS, I saw Yong. I thought she had gone on vacation, so I asked Miki what was up. I guess she had a bad client and got into a little bit of a scrap with him and ended up hitting him. So she got sent away for a while. But now she is back for those of you who like her.
TS was standard. Massage was nice, but she gave me a nice hair massage too, which was nice. She just ran her hair all over my back and special parts. I enjoyed that a lot, so I'm going to say that the massage was much better than normal.
Standard FS. Nothing to brag about be/see I jusy don't think she is that hot. She was eager to take my temperture though, that was a new one. I'm going to go back to see Yong. She was looking GOOD.
On the way out, I saw the new place across the street. Lotus? Looked like a bar, I did not have time to check it out.
IH97[/QUOTE]
IH97:
Welcome to the DC Board! Good report. If you continue to provide useful intel and establish some credibility you will find that regular posters here will be happy to share intel with you, either via PM or pointing you in the right direction on the DC Board.
I can not understand how other noobs, some of whom claim to have RTFF, can come on this board and ask for the location of Neverland and expect to get anything but a flame.
Having said that, Steam Vac seems to be acting nicely as our new MOI, so, without objection, I think we should all ignore dumbass noob posts and let SV handle them.
Peace and love,
Lax
OK, twice in a week. My allowance is gone, but at least I spread my wings beyond rio.
I checked out the green joint tonight. It was one of the best experiences in at least a year. I was able to meet multiple friends and then pick a best friend; the TS was absolutely perfect; two muscle kneeding sessions were quite good; and the final attitude was completely satisfying. Sue, K-girl, late 30s, says she's been in DC 5 days via LA.
On the way out, I met younger mamasan and a little toto-like guy named "uncle bob." Or maybe I was uncle bob. Not sure it matters.
Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 9
Service - 10
TS - 10
Massage - 10
[QUOTE=Jet Ranger]I visited a downtown AMP today near the Blue/Yellow Line and had a remarkable GFE, something I hadn't enjoyed here in a long time. I got the complete package, including DFK and prostate massage, and a full hour of exquisite FS with a professional quality massage to round out the hour. The mamasan had to knock on the door when our time was up. I left thoroughly delighted.
Don't bother PM'ing me for more info. The provider's name and where she works doesn't matter because today is her last day and she's flying back to LA tomorrow after staying here only 3 weeks. She complained that some black guy repeatedly kept coming to their place of business and after getting serviced, he tried to extort money from the girls or he threatened to have his father (supposedly a captain in the Metropolitan Police Department) shut the place down. This place won't even answer the door now if they see a black guy on their security camera. Sorry, but this asshole ruined it for you other African-Americans at this location. Who knows how many other locations he has pulled this scam at?
The provider I saw is here legally and has a bonafide massage license--she dared the SOB to call LE, and she threatened to counter-charge him with raping her instead. He was an obvious liar and never carried out his threat, but he destroyed the work environment for the girls and managed to drive at least one GFE quality provider back to LA. No wonder the girls at this place weren't enthusiastic about their work with creeps like this harassing them.
She also complained about a few other assholes who came in very drunk and were physically abusive to her and the other girls. Her leaving is definitely our loss in DC, not hers as she is extremely attractive, has a wonderful customer service attitude, and will do very well anywhere else she chooses to work.
Additionally, there was a note on the inside of the door at this location that cautioned that someone was scamming guys on the street, claiming that he needed to collect the house fee before customers could be admitted inside. An obvious scam, but it probably discouraged customers who know better from coming inside.
It only takes a few jerks to ruin it for the rest of us. Be careful out there and help look out for the quality providers and establishments--they are an endangered species around here, as most of you guys should realize by now.[/QUOTE]Damn. I guess the scam folks are out and about as much as they are with everything else. I just thought the shakedown with the homeless dudes "watching" your car was bad. Now this.
Many thanks for the heads up.
Everyone will have to be more careful.
Quality and respect will have to prevail. I admit I generally have a few beverages prior to visiting the spa. I'll have to either cut back or cut it out entirely.
Cabbie!
[QUOTE=Islandhopper97]Decided to head down the stairs on 14th last Tuesday before heading out for a business trip. As I was heading towards the stairs, another monger was heading in so I cooled it for a few minutes. Once I got into the little waiting room, mamsan asked me to wait on the couch for a while. I asked her if I could just hang out in a room to stay out of the way (read: I did not want to run into anyone! ). She was nice and let me take a little nap until the next girl was ready. Miki came in. Most here know her. Nice, but not my type. As I headed into the TS, I saw Yong. I thought she had gone on vacation, so I asked Miki what was up. I guess she had a bad client and got into a little bit of a scrap with him and ended up hitting him. So she got sent away for a while. But now she is back for those of you who like her.
TS was standard. Massage was nice, but she gave me a nice hair massage too, which was nice. She just ran her hair all over my back and special parts. I enjoyed that a lot, so I'm going to say that the massage was much better than normal.
Standard FS. Nothing to brag about be/see I jusy don't think she is that hot. She was eager to take my temperture though, that was a new one. I'm going to go back to see Yong. She was looking GOOD.
On the way out, I saw the new place across the street. Lotus? Looked like a bar, I did not have time to check it out.
IH97[/QUOTE]Lotus is a bar...I've been past many times. Friday and saturday nights you'll see some of the HOTTEST women waiting in line to get in. Just a stroll will give any red blooded American a smile if not more.
Cabbie!
Lax - thanks. It's not too hard to FTFR (follow the fucking rules).
IH97
Tried H&H. Called ahead. When I got there, mami introduced me a silverback buffarilla that was sitting at the kitchen table suckin the meat off some chicken bones. Said "no, " and left. If any of you sick bastards like 'em 250lb+, run your ass over there.
Checked out Royal after that. Asked to see the line up. Nothing above a 4 in looks. In an attempt to spare their feelings, I told them I'd forgotten to visit the ATM. Never went back.
It's just so darn convenient. I keep thinking I should keep walking and check out the green door, but the extra walking time makes me a bit late for dinner. Though I just saw Tjunkyard357's report and I'm reconsidering.
Anyway. Took the downward steps off K street. Looks like someone ripped the door handle off.- I wonder what's up with that. Met Jennifer. Sweet, nice laugh, pretty face, natural be. 5 cups. Nice playful TS. Rather amateurish massage.- kind of rough without going deep. I felt like I was dancing in place. Surprised me with a little BBBJ but I got covered up after a moment (whew). Nice technique, good eye contact. Walked the dog for a few minutes. She's tight. Turned over for a while. A long while. Everything was great but I wasn't finishing and she was getting tired. She requested a manual finish, so I juiced her. I would see her again. Ratings:
Face - 8
Body - 7
Attitude - 10
Service - 9
TS - 8
Massage - 5
[QUOTE=Max Billion]Hello,
A while ago, someone posted a great AMP etiquette guide for newbies. It appeared to come from some UK site, with DC-specific comments added. Can anyone point me to either the UK site or the report on the boards? I can't seem to find it, and I'd like to forward it to a friend. Thanks in advance for any help![/QUOTE]I believe the document you seek may be found here: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=530038#post530038[/url]
It was posted by, but not written by, the prominent DC forum poster LoveLOS.
[QUOTE=Steamvac]
It was posted by, but not written by, the prominent DC forum poster LoveLOS.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of the devil - where the fuck is he hiding out anyway?
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Speaking of the devil - where the fuck is he hiding out anyway?[/QUOTE]RTFF, newb!
Just kidding. Prolific poster LoveLOS is currently "on vacation". Fortunately for this forum, not the AMP-style never to be heard from again vacation.
LoveLOS is in mongering in Mexico. [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=533244&postcount=2552[/url]
It's been over 6 months since I visited an AMP. I basically took a vacation because everything went downhill after the major bust 6 months ago. The last place I went was K street and the providers were older and chunkier.
A question for anyone the recently visited K or IHC. Has the providers improved. Meaning younger with tighter bods.
[QUOTE=Cracksmoak]Tried H&H. Called ahead. When I got there, [b]mami introduced me a silverback buffarilla that was sitting at the kitchen table suckin the meat off some chicken bones.[/b] Said "no, " and left. If any of you sick bastards like 'em 250lb+, run your ass over there.
Checked out Royal after that. Asked to see the line up. Nothing above a 4 in looks. In an attempt to spare their feelings, I told them I'd forgotten to visit the ATM. Never went back.[/QUOTE]LOL! Funny:D
[QUOTE=Cracksmoak]Tried H&H. Called ahead. When I got there, mami introduced me a silverback buffarilla that was sitting at the kitchen table suckin the meat off some chicken bones. Said "no, " and left. If any of you sick bastards like 'em 250lb+, run your ass over there.
Checked out Royal after that. Asked to see the line up. Nothing above a 4 in looks. In an attempt to spare their feelings, I told them I'd forgotten to visit the ATM. Never went back.[/QUOTE]
That's a shame I was at Royal a few weeks back and there were providers were better than a 4.