Massage Parlor Reports

So I been doing this for a long time and it's surprising on some of the posts here. My standards aren't crazy extreme but I do tell the truth. Not sure if the people posting these reviews have little to none exp or just haven't had good service before. Either way don't get offended and keep on posting. With that being said I have been wanting to post this for some time now. Yo-yo in my eyes is subpar. Please stop raving and hyping her up because it's really not all that. There are so many other spots within a 2 min drive that can guarantee you a better time. Just do your research and that means actually trying new spots rather than relying on someone's reviews (thanks for those that shared). I see these reviews and can get probably x3 times more compared to what people say you can get and with no up charge. You just need to work it right. I'm not young nor old and I'm not brad Pitt. All you have to do is try.

Get offended all you want but you can find at least 5-10 providers in edgewater that are better than yo-yo and look better. One example and you can do the research yourself is Yo-yo (same name) just at another place in edgewater. Half the age and head game just as good.

Sorry for the rant but I just had to say it.

[QUOTE=PartyTime0;5721362]So I been doing this for a long time and it's surprising on some of the posts here. My standards aren't crazy extreme but I do tell the truth. Not sure if the people posting these reviews have little to none exp or just haven't had good service before. Either way don't get offended and keep on posting. With that being said I have been wanting to post this for some time now. Yo-yo in my eyes is subpar. Please stop raving and hyping her up because it's really not all that. There are so many other spots within a 2 min drive that can guarantee you a better time. Just do your research and that means actually trying new spots rather than relying on someone's reviews (thanks for those that shared). I see these reviews and can get probably x3 times more compared to what people say you can get and with no up charge. You just need to work it right. I'm not young nor old and I'm not brad Pitt. All you have to do is try.

Get offended all you want but you can find at least 5-10 providers in edgewater that are better than yo-yo and look better. One example and you can do the research yourself is Yo-yo (same name) just at another place in edgewater. Half the age and head game just as good.

Sorry for the rant but I just had to say it.[/QUOTE]I can attest to this. I thought maybe I just had a bad apple because I tried haggling ($1. 8 total) and yoyo rushed me out in typical CDP fashion. Definitely not a repeat for me. But just like he said, got to work it right.

[QUOTE=BBFnatic;5721426]I can attest to this. I thought maybe I just had a bad apple because I tried haggling ($1. 8 total) and yoyo rushed me out in typical CDP fashion. Definitely not a repeat for me. But just like he said, got to work it right.[/QUOTE]Third. Saw her. Nothing special, and not worth a write-up IMHO. Most of us will notice the low post counts from most of the raves.

Stopped in new happy spa in Passaic. MMS let me in and she knows me I'm a guy respecting chefs daily special. She recommended me Ruby looking decent. Better than average but nothing special. Small body, nice natural B's and small apple hips. Looked in her late 30's or early 40's. To make a long story short, she was passionate and has nice tricks making my junior rock hard! She literally sucks licks everywhere so she never ever gives any chance your hammer get down. Her body looked really small in doggy and I grabbed her tits while ramming her. She took poundings like a champion. Completed drained and fully filled the bag. When I went out MMS saw my big smile.

[QUOTE=PartyTime0;5721362]So I been doing this for a long time and it's surprising on some of the posts here. My standards aren't crazy extreme but I do tell the truth. Not sure if the people posting these reviews have little to none exp or just haven't had good service before. Either way don't get offended and keep on posting. With that being said I have been wanting to post this for some time now. Yo-yo in my eyes is subpar. Please stop raving and hyping her up because it's really not all that. There are so many other spots within a 2 min drive that can guarantee you a better time. Just do your research and that means actually trying new spots rather than relying on someone's reviews (thanks for those that shared). I see these reviews and can get probably x3 times more compared to what people say you can get and with no up charge. You just need to work it right. I'm not young nor old and I'm not brad Pitt. All you have to do is try.

Get offended all you want but you can find at least 5-10 providers in edgewater that are better than yo-yo and look better. One example and you can do the research yourself is Yo-yo (same name) just at another place in edgewater. Half the age and head game just as good.

Sorry for the rant but I just had to say it.[/QUOTE]So honestly I quite understand what you're coming from and I totally agree. From my experience what I found nice was pretty much everything else. Location, MMS, accommodation and politeness. I was a bit discouraged by the actual performance hence why I opted for a massage which was quite nice.

That is just my own personal take.

Moving on with 5-10 providers. Do you have a bit more info in these? I tend to follow a lot more on the trends, and see what people write but as you can see the result you end up trying something a bit more subpart than anything. I'm not like super invested in this hobby but I dabble once or twice. Thanks for that though a lot of people did echo your sentiment so I figured I'd share.

My first visit was all spent getting BBJ'd. I read after that she offers "other" services including BBFS. I was also craving her BBJ. But I mainly wanted to bang her this time. I made an appointment to avoid any wait. I wasn't sure if they're good at keeping appointments, but they did and.

Yo-yo was waiting when I got there.

Walked up the steps and was taken by different manager to the same room from the previous time. I think this is her favorite room. Near the shower.

Yo-yo come in wearing a short tight pink.

Dress this time. Seems she remembered me.

From the last visit. She changed hairstyle. I like this style better. She collected and went outside.

I undressed, and waited for her. She tells.

Me shower is busy for a few minutes, and sat on my lap, I removed her dress straps and sucked and licked on her tits as my hand went everywhere with no problem. Her nipples get really long and puffy. I was.

Ready and she noticed so asked me to sit.

At edge of the table and went into.

Her special BBJBLS for a few minutes. I.

Literally was ready to cancel my plan of.

FS and iust take BBJ again.

Shower was ready and I made it quick shower. I really why didn't want NURU but she managed to slide all over my little guy and gave more DTBBJ in the bathroom.

No massage in the room. Yo-yo on her.

Knees and gives more BBJDT. She did an awesome hot and cold water thing for a few times. Got my little guy feeling awesome and* warm in her mouth.

I told her I want to start with mission and she quickly got on her back and let me go full on. Yoyo is definitely a MILF but she is tighter than a lot of some much younger providers I seen. Has a nice shaved clean pussy. * shortly after I started to hear the gooey macaroni sound as I got deeper and felt her pussy grip me tightly. Went for while. Finished with BBJCIM. She gave a little bit of of a "massage", gave me a stand up shower. I left with a small water bottle and some of the candy at the door. Will be back again.

2 things I like to know.

Is Greek is on the menu with her.

What other providers in the area that are on par with her in service, or what other hot providers are in the area. Can be AMP or Indy.

If anyone know please send me a.

Message or respond here if possible.

Her.

Enjoy.

[QUOTE=MongerGuyHere;5726350]My first visit was all spent getting BBJ'd. I read after that she offers "other" services including BBFS. I was also craving her BBJ. But I mainly wanted to bang her this time. I made an appointment to avoid any wait. I wasn't sure if they're good at keeping appointments, but they did and.

Yo-yo was waiting when I got there.

Walked up the steps and was taken by different manager to the same room from the previous time. I think this is her favorite room. Near the shower.

Yo-yo come in wearing a short tight pink.

Dress this time. Seems she remembered me.

From the last visit. She changed hairstyle. I like this style better. She collected and went outside.

I undressed, and waited for her. She tells.

Me shower is busy for a few minutes, and sat on my lap, I removed her dress straps and sucked and licked on her tits as my hand went everywhere with no problem. Her nipples get really long and puffy. I was.

Ready and she noticed so asked me to sit.

At edge of the table and went into.

Her special BBJBLS for a few minutes. I.

Literally was ready to cancel my plan of.

FS and iust take BBJ again.

Shower was ready and I made it quick shower. I really why didn't want NURU but she managed to slide all over my little guy and gave more DTBBJ in the bathroom.

No massage in the room. Yo-yo on her.

Knees and gives more BBJDT. She did an awesome hot and cold water thing for a few times. Got my little guy feeling awesome and* warm in her mouth.

I told her I want to start with mission and she quickly got on her back and let me go full on. Yoyo is definitely a MILF but she is tighter than a lot of some much younger providers I seen. Has a nice shaved clean pussy. * shortly after I started to hear the gooey macaroni sound as I got deeper and felt her pussy grip me tightly. Went for while. Finished with BBJCIM. She gave a little bit of of a "massage", gave me a stand up shower. I left with a small water bottle and some of the candy at the door. Will be back again.

2 things I like to know.

Is Greek is on the menu with her.

What other providers in the area that are on par with her in service, or what other hot providers are in the area. Can be AMP or Indy.

If anyone know please send me a.

Message or respond here if possible.

Her.

Enjoy.[/QUOTE]This is similar to all the experiences I've had with her. There are some negative reviews but she's always done me right.

[QUOTE=Lgkok;5726967]This is similar to all the experiences I've had with her. There are some negative reviews but she's always done me right.[/QUOTE]This has been my experience too. I try to catch her at least once a month or so. I've never had a problem with her hustling me and to me her raunchy style is a bonus that I don't find much. And her oral service is one of the best I've had anytime anywhere in a long list of providers. If people don't jive with her its ok. Different strokes for different folks is ok. But I don't get the complaining about too many reviews for her since its not like guys are storming the gates with reviews in general in this part of the board. I just think more reviews are a good thing. Yoyo's has some unique style in my experience so that's probably part of why she gets more attention.

[QUOTE=HeIsMan;5727290]This has been my experience too. I try to catch her at least once a month or so. I've never had a problem with her hustling me and to me her raunchy style is a bonus that I don't find much. And her oral service is one of the best I've had anytime anywhere in a long list of providers. If people don't jive with her its ok. Different strokes for different folks is ok. But I don't get the complaining about too many reviews for her since its not like guys are storming the gates with reviews in general in this part of the board. I just think more reviews are a good thing. Yoyo's has some unique style in my experience so that's probably part of why she gets more attention.[/QUOTE]Another plus is that you don't have to deal with the traffic in Manhattan or Queens and parking is easy.

This chick come in walk around room naked booty. Nice small tight body with nice Asian ass. BBBJ is on the menu and she goes 69, daty things we love to dive in. And she gets more attentive once your tongue bath makes her wet. So bring some skills for her. In actions, all covered. I enjoy the view we both facing the huge mirror. Take the position in front of it then can see all the details her kitty devouring Jr..

May I ask if about stone spa?

I am not able to find detailed reviews about this place.

What's on the menu?

And is Dover acupressure is better than stone spa?

Any help is appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

So took a shot at yoyo after reviews here. Had some free time and in the area. Call and get a soft spoken lady. I ask for yoyo. She says she is free and to come on by. Place is pretty off the Main Street. Parking on the side although while leaving I got stuck Bc of the car wash traffic. Anyways I get up yoyo opens the door and walks me to the room. Now I hit up AMP places in New York all the time so there's a standard for me and yoyo does not meet it. Not ugly but ok. Not over the top like the NY girls. I still drove there so I go through with it. Get to the room drop the house fee and head to the shower. Again nothing over the top does her thing and not much play in the shower. Lot of regular massage touching. Nothing kinky. Maybe it's my first Time there so she isn't too open. Back to the room give her 2. And just tell her I want it all. She seemed happy and laid me down for more massaging. At this point I say I pass on the massaging. We get to the fun. Now I'll give you guys this. She can give a real good BJ. She couldn't DT me but she tried. No 69 no dfk. Slip on the cover and go thru a few positions. Finish and get cleaned up and on my way out. Again idk if it was Bc she didn't know me but for what I paid I could get way younger and hotter in the city and it's just pse off the bat.

Tried the other Edgewater spa with another yo-yo closer to the Gw but they were closed. I may give it one more shot see if it changes but that's a big maybe.

Hey folks, just wanted to know which girl is the tightest at 785 x in passaic. Please respond with your opinions. Thanks.

Soooo. I wanted to go to Edgewater for Yoyo off the reviews here. Called up and went to Hudson Spa for the first time. They had Yoyo ready for me when I got there. Pretty quiet on Friday. Not much of an ass but pretty and in good shape. I'd peg her around 40 but it's just so hard to say. Small natural B cups. She was very flirty and talkative. Said she's Korean. Did the table shower. Just regular service. Didn't ask me about body sliding. Maybe cause I didn't know her. Then got the oil on the back massage and some hot towels. She ground her crotch into my ass. I started to turn over so she wiped me down with the hot towel and then asked if I wanted everything. I agreed and said 120 and she was fine with it. She stripped down and I stood up and stated sucking on the nipples, all the way down to her box. I laid her down and went down some more with only mild resistance. I sat up and she went for the BBBJ like a starving man with a Thanksgiving turkey and didn't let up. After a few minutes of that I asked her to get on top and she rode me while I sucked on her tits. Switched off to mish pound her to the finish. Blew in the bag. After she excused herself she returned and then I got a face and scalp massage and she did my arms and legs. She's got some massage skills even if its obvious that's not the highlight of the session. She told me come back next time cum back and cum twice or something like that. Will probably give it shot next I can get out that way. Thinking of two BBBJ rounds with her sounds worth a try.

Does anyone know of any massage parlor that has someone that has a completely unkempt (but showered) natural Bush? Thanks.